Team America - Dicks pussies and assholes

[StephenHardyMusic]

Since Ron Paul has no chance in winning, he needs to make his final speech this

[SuperSolidCake]

S.O.P.A. = Scheme Opted for Pussies and Assholes 

[anobxyo]

isn't that the voice from southpark??

[horaciosi]

@anobxyo Same creators

[rcarass1]

This is the best summary of Pro-Intervention foreign policy ever put forward. Parker, Stone and their team are geniuses.

[dadadaJOE]

no country is better than others because of opinion, this is one of those subjects we'll never agree on, so it's pointless to talk about, also there are different perspectives of superiority in what make something superior, also something to pointless to argue about.

[BlueSpirit2100]

There are 3 kind of people

Sopa=assholes

Dicks=pirates

Pussyes=producers,CEOs.(LOGIC)

[ultrament2]

It's funny because dick means penis! (Completely missing the point)

[dalton467]

I love the theme song for this movie

[havoc5011]

After first time hearing this, I realized I was pussy full of shit until I became an asshole, after seeing this I want to be a dick.

[noobmasterz1]

you can never get enough advice from an old guy........

[huevosteve]

Classic amerifag retarded reasoning. 

[xXxXxEmoSasukexXxXx]

@huevosteve U Mad Bro?

[huevosteve]

@xXxXxEmoSasukexXxXx Yes I mad. America is not the dick here, but the asshole. Time to get fucked!!!

[xXxXxEmoSasukexXxXx]

@huevosteve Cool story bro

[huevosteve]

@xXxXxEmoSasukexXxXx You just keep proving my point: americans are idiots by nature.

[xXxXxEmoSasukexXxXx]

@huevosteve But why do you care though? If you believe that your country is superior to America than go ahead. Getting angry won't solve anything

[79898325]

@huevosteve Have fun being angry and taking yourself too seriously for the rest of your life.

[huevosteve]

@79898325 Dude, it's not like that at all. Do you ever question the contents of whatever is the crap you watch? I do, always, i can't help it, and i can see in this kind of humor a huge propagandistic content. Have you ever heard of the term "south park republicans"? The example given here is great. I watched the movie. I thought some jokes were funny, but in a simple overview you can see the nationalist right wing message: "America, fuck yeah", disguised as an obscene "free speech" defense joke

[ThatGuy1116]

@huevosteve eh....where are you from?



[Rawc90]

So much truth in this

[Athiestnova]

wise words

[evitafab]

Hahahhahahahahahaha

[Sigrsblot]

@Gfatdog so now you are an asshole? :P

[Gfatdog]

@Sigrsblot YEPER!

[perryjrr]

@Gfatdog shut the fuck up

[Gfatdog]

@perryjrr Godbless you :)

[wertep26]

@Gfatdog ur gay how about that

[partyinmysocks]

My brother-in law gave me the same exact speech on trip from vegas.

[MrRucknroll]

funny thing is this explanaton actaully makes sense

[TheMikanada]

"Chuck"

[flashdragoonsbro123]

osama's an asshole. LOL!

[WarlockAnubis]

@flashdragoonsbro123 Agreed and the better thing is..... the guy looks like Osama lol

[Poppy6644]

LOL!

[A7Xgirl543]

i give this speach to people when the call someone a dick pussy or an asshole

[daraleekmyballz]

"Alright that does it, get outa here ya drunk low life"!! lololololol

[synysmcerik]

I don't get why they couldn't have kicked out the guy talking to people about dicks pussys and assholes too, lol.

[cgprulz]

This makes me proud to be a dick.

[gmcclelland1992]

Thus proving that Drunks are probably greater Philosophers than Plato or Aristotle!

[ferminhermin]

@gmcclelland1992 lol amen to that

[AngieCreeper]

@gmcclelland1992 im pretty sure plato and aristotle were both drunks lol

[McMeevin]

Get outta here! Get out i said!!!

[KanyeKnievel]

Calm down there Chuck!!

[Jjackson5970]

I love the fact that my outlook on life has been changed forever.

[bmatt007]

The vomiting truly conveyed the message.

[3percentmilk]

2 people got their dicks and pussies covered in shit.

[AA72AA72]

Trey Parker & Matt Stone = comedy legends

[hughesceh12]

words to live by

[BuffysBiggestFan]

Story of my life!!!!

[ThePaladinofwar]

press 2 and then 4.  "being a dick ain't so bad, dicks just wanna fuck all the time without thinking it through!"

[simonCt999]

Sums up society.



[joebstarsurfer]

my neighbours "arseholes" im the moaning pussy downstairs .

[qp9lq9tecs]

keep pressin 9 .. :)

[2blevin]

the barf at the end just completes it so well.

[jaktom2]

i love this part and i read it to my class in registration when we were told to write r own poems

[holycow343]

very inspirational speech

[T0m291189]

it stays a simple fact that this is how life works

[pelletgun12]

It's so clear to me now

[jaws898]

I now understand the meaning of life >:D

[VGAfanatic]

Anyone else notice that the bum making that speech looks a lot like Robin Williams?

[Saca560]

WTF! THA PLAYAH?!

[mosestheleader25]

i just found the subject for my college paper.

[mikedjr1990]

whoa whoa whoa you need ta calm down there chuck

[ZerotheRelentless1]

The wisest toy I have ever met...

[ramirezthesilvite]

Logic'd. It's weird that Trey and Matt make a lot of sense in the most crude way possible. That takes talent.

[hungryhungrymetroid]

@ramirezthesilvite Yea, only T and M could turn the most vulgar things into an incredibly true analogy.

[SuperTribbles]

This is very...very true

[badflamer]

are the voice actors for this the same ones that work on south park? that chuck guy sounds a lot like stan's dad.

[Mrpuddin100]

@badflamer Yup, and the hobo looking dude is done by Mr.Garrison from south park

[badflamer]

@Mrpuddin100 yeah, i figured. the bartender sounds a lot like kyle's dad now that i listen again, though that might just be me imagining things lol

[ChromeGhost0219]

@badflamer Matt Stone & Trey Parker made south park and team america

[badflamer]

@ChromeGhost0219 *chuckles* well, that explains a lot. I should watch this movie, i love south park so this should be good too

[ChromeGhost0219]

@badflamer its brilliant

[Andy50k1]

XD i laughed at this part all the time LOL ._. to bad i gave it to someone,cause i thought it wasn't funny anymore :/ well that sux!

[Keylid]

I think this made my life more easier.

[MrPedoBare]

Freedom isn't free in the background XD

[Jagguar20]

@MrPedoBare Haha never noticed it.

[headbuster1980]

all right that does it get out of here u drunk low life!!!!!!

[GHRazorBladex92]

I'm going to share these words of wisdom with my Grandkids!

[Vardandor1]

dear god this makes so much sense

[Zentrix97]

Youd get yoo Dick and yoo pussy all covered in sheeeiiit!

*Vomit*

(lol :D)

[MaskedRAlchemy]

All covered in shett!!!

>Blourgh!!<

:D

[shadowkid1993]

and sometimes a pussie gets so full of shit they become assholes themselves

[xPingedx]

chuck!

[MainManBrad]

hahahahahahahahaha fucking brilliant LOL it sums up life so well

[neverlastingworld]

how does this not have more views? lol

[Itachivega]

AMEN

[templar1243]

this = meaning of life haha

[Ggrhy]

YOU GET YOUR DICK AND YOUR PUSSY ALL COVERED IN SHIT!

*Vommits* HAHAHAHAHH

[GreekFire25]

What makes this even better is the fact that it makes sense!

[ckayla78]

@GreekFire25 lmfao thats what i was going to say

[JBXyooj]

@GreekFire25 and its true.

[glenakin]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAa!!!

[Echo205]

now i understand life

[NinjaShanxYou]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO