Black Kramer

[takeshitapart]

Lol funny, with a good message. I like it.

[Zaxxen69]

How would that shock anyone? I get called racial insults by black everyday. Blacks murder thousands of whites every years and it's never called a hate crime. Face it, blacks get away with murder.

[KenBoSpice44]

The only thing that offends me about his page is white people acting like their offended by this video. Shut the fuck up. I love you Sherman. You know who this be.

[SouthParkBear]

@KenBoSpice44

I'm offended by the fact that blacks get more protection as a group than other equally-oppressed minorities.

It's because blacks want to be the #1 victims in society, it's their claim to fame and they wear it on their goddam SLEEVE. The fact is that they're simply the poster-children of the Civil War, which was simply a land-grab by the United States-- but it was against other white men so that's ok, not against Indians who can't even make it on a FREE COLLEGE TUITION.

[KenBoSpice44]

@SouthParkBear First, when trying to make a good argument of this nature, maybe don't use the phrase "blacks". And yes, being black and oppressed IS African American's claim to fame. You know why? HUNDREDS OF YEARS OF SLAVERY. HUNDREDS OF YEARS OF WATCHING THEIR CHILDREN GET SOLD AND RAPED AND BEING SEPARATED FROM LOVED ONES ONLY TO BE TREATED LIKE ANIMALS. Then, after emancipation, it took another 100 years for black men to get anything even CLOSE to a fair chance....

[SouthParkBear]

@KenBoSpice44

"First, when trying to make a good argument of this nature, maybe don't use the phrase "blacks".

Fuck off you butt-hurt moron. That was the case EVERYWHERE IN THE WORLD-- about a HUNDRED TIMES WORSE!

And over blacks owned slaves in AMerica, and whites WERE slaves!

Now you're just quibbling over PERCENTAGES.

You're just a brainwashed idiot spewing parrot-droppings that the government wants to you be butt-hurt so you won't get wise to how they're screwing you.

[EdwR1]

If he was black, no one would have given a shit.

[ImDino]

not even funny

[eric5906]

Nobody would've protested, nobody. A black can scream anything they like, and everyone is afraid to question him. Blacks can freely say nigger on all their rap crap, but piss their panties when anyone else says it.

[ho33es]

lol Black Seinfeld

He actually knew all the words... wow

[shaunmm2k]

this is staged, fake soundtrack, fake silhouettes - dont get the point

[Grimlin1195]

Fight each other...is what I meant to say.

[Grimlin1195]

Not for what we have in common but because of our differences. We will all be buried in the same ground in the end. Will we not?

[maxdevildog]

I'm getting cremated. :(

[Grimlin1195]

Years before Hitler did them. We sterylized people because they weren't fit to have kids. I know anyone can fill in the blanks here for me. But my point is, as a country from day one we have singled out and mistreated someone. Like a bully on the block. The list could go on and on. Even now. Gays and Lesbians. Even still. Blacks, Mexicans and Asians for that matter. Minorities? Not when you add them up. America the melting pot, the free and the home of the brave. We fight each in a million ways.

[Grimlin1195]

Let's be honest. Trace things back a bit and anyone is free to correct me if they feel the need to do so. America. Home of the free and brave. Well. First we pushed the American Indians west, and then further west. Killing them in a hundred different ways. Black Slavery. For a couple hundred years. Was it the Chinese immagrrants the built the railroads? Pushing the Mexicans out of the southwest. The imprisonment of the the Japanese during the war. America started doing the things that Hitler did

[ZacharyWDS17]

I dont care about whether your white or black, or is you like micheal richard sor whatever. THink about it this way. What is Micheal was a black man, and he made racist comments towards white people...would the crowd be booing? Would they of kicked him out? Would the media of even cared?

No, of course not. Most black people say they hate racism, well alot of whites do to. YEs both sides have there radicals, but why the hell are black men regarded as heroes for their racism?

[phoneyid]

But if Mel Gibson made a private comment to one Jewish Cop in the middle of nowhere in the mid of night "Would the media of (have) even cared?"

Not that it's got anything to do with the fact that every single cabinet office under Clinton was headed by a Jew for example. ;-)

I wonder how many Afro-American Soldiers that went to "save" ;-) her, realise that the word 'lynching' is the namesake of Jessica Lynch's family name?

You know little about your nation Zach, don't you?

[ZacharyWDS17]

I have no idea how anything you said had anything to do with what I said. WHo gives a flying fuck about mel gibson, and what the fuck was that second part about? With jessica simpson?

[reygar]

Hey, i'm native american, we were slaughtered mostly by the white man. And we are now forced to live in little patches of land that are "reserved" for us to even be recognized. Yet i am not racist toward any people of color. Color doesn't make a person, what you do defines you.

If you act like an asshole, doesn't matter what color you are, you're an asshole.

[drewswift]

wow its like the twlight zone it make u think that how small our problems really are perhaps oneday aamericans will final relize that as one people we are better than anyone eles lol

[Johnnyboybravo]

Michael Richards is the shit....and plus lets not forget if those people didn't show up 30 mins late to his show and showed respect by not being loud and disrespectful Michael would not done what he did.....but I don't know we live in a weird world lol I just got a itouch =)

[upabittoolate]

michaels richards sucks cock. for what it's worth, most comedy clubs ive gone too close the doors when the show starts. according to those guys, they were ordering their drinks; most clubs send their waitstaff to make sure they fill the 2 drink quota. none of that validates what michael did though. if im disrespectful to you youd blame it on my color & remind me of how racist america is? this 'black kramer' dude sucks but it you'd approve of what he did, youre borderline racist

[Johnnyboybravo]

blah blah blah lol is all I heard all I'm saying if I was interrupted and I told them to keep it down and still acted like fools I would of been pissed too....you don't fuck around...I don't care what color is your skin..End

[upabittoolate]

in the beginning, i was actually paraphrasing those guys in the today show interview. he didnt tell them to be quiet, he just took off. call them n_ggers was uncalled for. if you'd call me that because i'm being a jerk you're a prejudice bastard. if someone is an asshole it's up to them to take ownership not the entire race. you'd be pissed enough to call someone that. you'd go straight to the ugliest word in the english language?

[Johnnyboybravo]

Hey if you love blacks so much how but loving Mexicans and Afghanistan's and people all of the middle east huh? because I know people they speak just as you do but when Mexicans come in talk or people over seas its all bash talking. and nigger is the ugliest word in the english language..mmmk even tho I hear it everyday in rap music..

[upabittoolate]

it is the ugliest word in the language. i am black. i do love afghanis & mexicans. i love all my brothers & sisters. you hear that word in music because you elect to listen to it. i dont. but that's my choice, that's america. but just because they use it doesnt make it less ugly

[blargwee]

Kyke, chink, abo, spic, pakki, haji, squaw, and cracker aren't?

[upabittoolate]

if you show where i said they weren't ugly words i'd be enamored. but more than that though, that particular represents the cruelest holocaust of human history. 103M africans, 440yrs. the infrastructure of an entire continent was decimated then the continent robbed of most its material resources. i don't deny the experiences of aboriginies, pakistanis, sephardin & ashkenazi jews, original mexicans, indians or poor white trash. but no group has had it worse than blacks in the US

[blargwee]

If I had a more detailed knowledge of the history of the world in general, I could probably name someone who's had it harder.

[upabittoolate]

no, you couldn't. middle passage & slavery in the western hemisphere was the worst. worse than any inquisition or intifada or imperial occupation. even worse (but not much worse) than manifest destiny & the consequent holocaust of 70M american natives. it's funny how, instead of embracing what i'm sharing with you, you'd say "i need to study some history & see who had it worse because your pain isn't valid". that's sad: your programming says that i'm intrinsically wrong because i'm black

[vampblood310]

blacks may have gotten it worst in america but jews had it the worst in the world.

[upabittoolate]

my friend, you can't compare much of anything to the 103M africans that died in middle passage or the consequent raping of the african continent. also, 70M inuits died in the pursuit of manifest destiny & something very similar happened to their land too. but my point is not about who's had it the worst. i'm trying to help people understand the entire story.

[P2theORNO]

Didn't the africans sell your ancestors to whites. Oh wait yes they did. Your own people sold you out. I would be angry at them if I were black.

[upabittoolate]

that wasn't the preponderance of the people responsible for the slave trade. after africa got colonized, it was the western european imperialists that sold slaves. do you really know the history?

[P2theORNO]

Even with that being true, you cant say that your own people did not have a part in slave trade. I don't pretend to be a history buff but what little I do know that is true is still valid. You seem to have studied this topic very well. Why do Blacks in this day and age still like to play the victim? The people voted for a black president. At the very least they have one less thing to bitch about. That at least a good bit of americans are not as racist as they say.

[upabittoolate]

i never said they didn't but your supposition almost implies that they were the sole traders which is isn't anywhere near true. as far the the "victim" bullshit, you must not have been reading my posts. i SPECIFICALLY said that MY concern is that the entire story be told. asking me such a question is a little presumptuous on your part my friend.

[P2theORNO]

I was not worried about the history when I said "...in this day and age..." I was talking about the current state of blacks attitude. No matter how much the race succeeds they STILL fall back on things they or anyone can't change.

[upabittoolate]

you can't disconnect a current attitude from its historical context. if you ignore history, you're bound to repeat it. every race falls back on something so singling out 1 race identified group is foolish. also, there's a different set of circumstances

[P2theORNO]

So should I be pissed off because my white family back in old england were feudal serfs working the land just because the king told them too? No. Because I have NEVER experienced slavery and neither have any of the african americans today. I don't attack any royal families of today that my ancestors may have fallen under because things are not that way any more. In my opinion victimization of oneself is a sign of weakness.

[upabittoolate]

no, i can't tell you why to be angry, i'm not the thought police. i'm trying to help you contextualize all of this. if you refuse even try to understand the issues, we can't take this thread any further. your opinions about victimization means absolutely nothing in the grand scheme of things. unless you're trying to understand, you're not part of the solution. but that's not what you want. no, you'd rather carry on with the trite platitudes about strength & weakness

[chescaleigh]

i can't think of any offense, let alone showing up late to a comedy show, worthy of using racial slurs.

[lilcoco77007]

I AGREE...I AM BLACK AND I DON'T LIKE TO HEAR OTHER BLACK PEOPLE SAY IT! TOO ME it is making a mockery of our ancestors that had been scorned by that word while overcoming slavery, segregation, and poverty. I don't care what color that person was saying the word nigger,nigga,or any similar words towards another...like wigger...is very offensive

[Eriecola103]

i'm not offended when i hear that word because i know i'm not an N. i actually got called the N word today by a very ignorant black girl. i was ashamed to even say that i knew her.

gee. i don't get people. especially black people. they're fucking idiots.

[lilcoco77007]

WAIT A MINUTE, NOW YOU'RE CALLING ME AN IDIOT.

NOW YOURE GETTING PERSONAL I respect everyone and everybody on this blog! I even repect your opinion! You do not know my lifestyle I am far from bieng an idiot...so don't go there...RESPECT!

[Eriecola103]

uuh, i'm black too. i'm still saying though.

black people need to wake up with all of this bull shit.

[lizza1984]

this sucks!

[Eriecola103]

that was good.

i wish racism would die.

[lilcoco77007]

Yes...I do too

[southontherise]

written by sherman edwards? dood, its exactly what kramer said only with nigger replaced by cracker. u hardly deserve a credit for doing that.

[piracymatters]

booooooooooooooooohh isssssssss

[sorso08]

hahahaahh that was some funny shit!!! hahahahaah AA CRACKER A CRACKER HAHAhahahaha he should´ve said a sweiner but still kinda cool.

[TheDon204]

I'm sorry man, but you suck..

[britethorn]

Oh, sorry, I guess it must have gone over your head.

[farronx]

@britethorn

5 years later & only 22k views shows how unfunny this was. The original vid was funnier than this lame attempt @ humor.

[rizzro]

this guy sucks

[swazia73]

boooooooooooooooooooooo

[TheWoodcreekFaction]

hahhah

[Projectpotty]

This is stupid. There's a huge difference. White people were never slaves, beaten or killed.

[FooledToaster]

Neither were you.

[highlandgirl]

study world history. . . at one time or another all races have been subjected to slavery, abuse and mass genocide.

[steviekeyz]

white people were never slaves, beaten or killed!? haha you better pay attention in history class son.

[flippysnotze]

my ancestors were enslaved for nearly 500 years by the romans who took all three tribes from there land and resettled them in another. believe me the romans killed a lot of my ancestors before and after they enslaved them.they where all white.And i don't have the space to get into the barbary coast with the black slavers with the white slaves.Man has been cruel to man since day 1.

[flippysnotze]

Oh yeah! I don't get offended when im called a cracker kinof funny i think.The first time i heard a racist statement was when i was a young child an a black man called me white bread lol.

[thepushers]

Sherman kicks ass!

[billiever]

That...was...excellent. See, it's funny when a black dude does it.

[britethorn]

There's nothing a Black Dude can say to a white Dude that has the same power as the "N" word.

[Ako3000]

brite its bullshit though i mean white people get in trouble for calling someone a nigger but if you see a black dude call someone a cracker nothing happens...fucking bullshit

[britethorn]

Boy! I guess that sure is something worth thinking over!

[MonkaStudios]

You idiot Ako3000 us blacks don't get in trouble cause we were the slaves for 200+ years. Plus whites aren't the ones on CNN everynight for doing something wrong because the media doesn't portray you and your race as a dangerous inferior race. Plus we're not the ones forming clans that burn whites. So I think if we wanna call a white guy a cracker we can freaking call him cracker if we want so go to hell Ako3000

[droid76]

And thats exactly why we still think of you as NIGGERS! Nigger=ignorance, as well as hypocritical thinking.

[droid76]

That comment was directed at MonkaStudios.

[MyPersonalVendetta]

So you're telling us it's okay for you to be a racist pig, but we can't? Guess again.

[fireeyedace]

Yea really thats what i argue with my parents all the time

[SouthParkBear]

@Ako3000

It's 100% arbitrary hypocrisy, i.e. protected groups vs. non-protected groups.

So by that logic, it's not as much a hate-crime if a bunch of Black Panthers kill a white guy cuz he's white, compared to the reverse.

[thatsmyninja]

why is that so?

[NavySealsOperative]

@britethorn

Just keep telling yourself that. I'm sure every other race has the same excuse. You think your problems are bigger than everyone else's.

White people have just had it SOOO easy right? You wouldn't know a damn thing about the plight of whites or how many of us are called this term while getting stabbed or shot.

You are ignorant as fuck and you downplay this insult's significance.

Black people are the LEAST hated on race in this country. White is the new black. WAKE UP.

[SouthParkBear]

@britethorn

That's because people think it ACTUALLY symbolizes the SUPERIORITY of the white race to the black one.

It shows people's "post hoc" thinking- i.e. that since the white race has greater prosperity, then they must be more intelligent-- even though it's 100% ENVIRONMENTAL due to better conditions in Europe than Africa.

Few people even know this... they just want to say "everyone's equal" even though they think the EVIDENCE proves the reverse, so they're lying to themselves.

[robbbie85]

Brilliant video. Well done mate.

[pignose58]

HUGE POINT well made...

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[amnelson29]

It is very thought provoking! I totally get your point...I think? It's still hilarious though haha you guys are clever

[bumpercarroll]

hilarious!

[britethorn]

Hey, it was supposed to be thought provoking.

[pokeryfoosy]

People should use "ninja" instead.

[britethorn]

You, Sir, are a true leader in the cause of racial sensitivity. I just hope people of Japanese ancestry won't be offended.

[wildeyejames]

I would like to buy Black Kramer a drink. I like his hair.  It looks cozy.

[Supergoof7]

it's pretty cozy.

[evankuri]

Black Kramer is kind of cute. Well Done!

[Dormaphaea]

Wow. Those words those words those words.  You guys are something. I like it. In that weird, cringy sort of way.

[MrLadder]

LOL!

[HappyMondayGirl]

I don't get it.

[fatcochicago]

This is so well done!

[megank77]

Awesome as usual! You tell those whities what's what Black Kramer!

[necrolingus]

This Kramer's a douche.

[britethorn]

Touche.

[necrolingus]

Funny stuff!

[alikat2006]

i can't believe they walked out in the middle of your show, black kramer.

[Supergoof7]

black kramer used to be so nice

[britethorn]

I think he needs to find a Black Newman to hang around with.

[Supergoof7]

he'll get one soon enough

[cowcontrol]

I always get all of my black entertainment scandal news from black tmz.

[ComicSolution]

Supergoof is Supercool!

[ryanmiera]

Almost as funny as chuck the whistleblower

[britethorn]

Ouch!

[mwcraig5]

Great stuff!!! I've been watching this Sherman fella for a while now, and I think he really hates Asians.

[checkoutmytwoballs]

can't wait to see what black jerry seinfeld has to say about this

[docmpp]

Yes, Here we go... I think it's sharp, biting intelligebnt humor....very, very powerful indeed

[mfconway]

Here we go.

[britethorn]

I agree with everything you wrote, but am sorry that the video displeased you. It wasn't meant to punish Mr. Richards, but to provoke some thought on issues of race and language. "Black Kramer's" rant is nowhere near as powerful as Mr. Richards. Why?

[terricam]

because of the history behind the words mr.richards used that's why.

[torpedofish]

I am a strong advocate for anti-racist work, but I am displeased with this video. I do not feel that it takes the mind in the proper direction toward being ANTI-Racist. "Very powerful" could be applied to Kramer's rant as well. Power is what kills peace. Compassion and forgiveness are the keys to peace.

[ladyjeshra]

Wow!!!

[widdleman]

Very, very powerful.