Needle In My Finger

[abbernathie]

You've been a brave little soldier.

[ilia93]

just dont pull the bit thats left over down ... simple as that ... ;D

[TheChickinlover]

oh no... my mum said I should go to the doctor about my finger because I bite my nails. Im scared now :S

[onkalloween]

i will never bite my nails again.....

[chinniepie]

You've been a brave little soldier, Alex! :) I would hug you but I'm not there. :D *gives you a cookie instead*

[Jonaslover101xxx]

Youv'e been a brave little soldier alex!!!

[itstannerstv]

I WANT THAT SHIRT WERE DID YOU GET IT AND CAN I BUY IT ONLINE ME WANT

[Sarasince1992]

You're on your own for the cuddle, but you've been a brave soldier, Alex. Is it strange that I can actually picture you as a British soldier in the American Revolution? Those poor redcoats never had a chance. They were so far from home. Those were brave little soldiers for sure.

[stude444]

-cuddle- =)

[ImPaulineM]

FLUCLOXAC(IL)LIN ! Omg is that sims or ..?

[misshello6789]

a piece of string is twice the size of half its length.. :)

[NonsenseEncoder101]

You've been a brave little soldier, Alex. *attempts to hug the screen*

[GreaterBookWyrm]

I'm sure there are plenty of subscribers out there who are willing to cuddle with you and call you a "Brave little soldier"

[thosealexdays]

i get that all the time, i end to just jab a pin into it and squeeze, saves goin to the the doctors and whatnot :) but no, i agree that nail biting should be banned -____-

[JoannaEhabAshary]

you've been a brave little soldier.

[TlcSkatej007]

Aaaaaawwwwww you sounded like a little boy who's feelings were genuinely hurt when you said that the needle really hurt Lolz you've been a "brave little soldier" haha

[Oct23rd4004BC]

When you wear those trousers and sit like that it kinda looks like you've wet yourself.

4:55 I prefer the idea that you'd fill it up on the street or in the waiting room as you were passing.

[angiehaggis]

my finger got infected and i just got a bandage on it and a special cream to put on it to make it go down. no needles involved though i had an operation on another finger which involved a nail being yanked off and stitches being sewn in.

[CriminalMindsFREAK14]

ya you think your finger is bad, while i had to get the same thing done to my eyelid! THAT FUCKING HURT!!!!!!

[xColbert]

spend the whole time watching this video while biting me nails... really think i should stop now :P

[Whattheheckman27]

I tried nail polish that tastes of death. Didn't work. I got used to death in a bottle. I really don't like needles. Maybe I can tell people my secret to quitting was Alex Day. Lets hope, I hate finding blood all over my hands from my nails.

[titchymitch4]

pussy...

[AmeeraAmeeraIs]

Oh Alex..

[GraceKittenPuke]

I had that in my duckin ear. I had to get it slit open.

[TheLozFan96]

Happened to me. Twice. Never went to see a doctor.

[mangosplashy]

...yeah i got that infection today. :(

[EarlyBirdie82]

I was bitting my nails right when you said not to, right after the whole story.... haha yeah good luck getting me to stop

[Xodizzielizzie]

i watch this video whenever im feeling down and it never fails to make me laugh. SO FUNNY!

[american09mutt]

And here I am just wondering how the devil you managed to get that thing infected! I've cut my hand open on engine parts and had it swell up less than that!

[KatieGoesRawr12]

*cuddle*your a brave little soilder :D

[ifoundthatfun]

penis for pee, swab for snach.

[ToriaJayne97]

i had that done to my thumb, it was really sore! I empathise for you alex!

[Zeezjay]

oh my god i've watched two of your videos and i already love you.

[xxbrokenheart17xx]

Lower vagina? Do we have an upper one now?

*Cuddle*

You're too cute Alex.

[MrJimbobjackson]

ive done that TWICE it hurts ;(

[smudgetaz1]

man, im never tearing the hangnail that that again!

My fingers have been infected before, they had yellow gunk on them and slightly swollen tho. but i didnt see anyone, i just used neosporin and bandaids.lol

[randomgirl22695]

@TheLunaFace ...........ew.

[ConbyandAbba]

i was biting my nails while watching the begining of the story and then when you said it started to look a bit grim i stopped and i was watching intently to hear the end of the story :s right at the end i realised that my hand was by my mouth about to bite - stop it me! Don't be so stupid - lol x

[BeckyEchelon]

I had that problem... I just took a needle and drained mine at home; I've had it about four times before... O.o it wasn't painful putting the needle until afterwards when I hit it on a table!!! :s Alex has a very good reason for not biting your nails though!!!

[randomist1998]

U were a brave soldier -hugz-

[emokidluver]

hahaha i thought he was gonna say swab for snatch. hahaha

[glosarniel]

Sam Winchester can take care of that need to be called a brave little soldier.

[xtinehawkins]

I watched this video yesterday, later in the day i started biting my nails and now I'm here today to let you know I think its infected. -.-

[georgiaalice123]

this is my favourite video, because alex is so witty :')

[CaptainMeowz]

At least Charlie didn't bite your finger.

[MrPhillipHenry]

@CaptainMeowz DUDE THAT WAS EPIC!

[Stormandfire]

I once had a infected thumb which was filled with pus... which I simply had to squeeze to get the pus out, since it was right under my fingernail and it just oozed out the side. That was kind of fun though, presumably because there was no needle involved.

[giirlsx]

I just watched this who video without realising I was biting my nails... Oops.

[shikamaruisfit]

If you had been my patient I would have just told you yes it will hurt now shut up so I can help you :')

[totodile32628]

You have REALLY nice hands.

[Polly543]

a pocket of piss lol

[maryjoysanderson]

surely a chlamydia-testing bracket should have more to do with whether you've had sex rather than your age? 'How old are you?' '22' 'Have a chlamydia test'. Now some poor 22 year old is thinking 'I'm a virgin', but is too embarrassed to say so because the fucking chlamydia-test-hander-outer has suggested that EVERYONE 22 years or over is sexually active.

[thecatemonster]

Anyone else laugh at the way he says the name of the antibiotics? Epic!

[Grainbow95]

"All I really want is a cuddle..."

*stampede of fangirls show up at Alex's door*

[thomasxawesome]

Charlie bit my finger! OUUUCH CHARLIE! OUUUUUCH!

[nhussain98]

Lol gotta love Alex xx

[aasffgkhki]

I think that when you ask a doctor "will this hurt?" their automatic answer should be yes because they can't go wrong. If it does hurt then they've told the truth and if it doesn't they can just say, "oh I guess you just have a higher pain tolerance".

[Isolophobic]

You've been a brave little soldier! I've had a needle in my finger before. It doesn't feel nice. Except mine was to inject pain killers so stitching up my finger wouldn't hurt as bad...however they might wanna make a way for the pain killer injections to hurt less too.

[wtffbrittanyy]

your 6 minutes and 22 seconds of constant complaining made my day.

[BethsBroadcast]

I'm suddenly even more grateful than before that I don't bite my nails... :O

[LadyBiscuit1]

Well Alex here *cuddles* Also you have been a brave little soldier. :) :L

[LadyBiscuit1]

@LadyBiscuit1 Also I will now try very very hard not to bite my nails :L

[HalfOfHannah]

ooh i got an infected finger once, not sure from what. i sterilized a needle and drained it myself. it hurt quite badly at first but it was alright after that.

[kaylamorningstar]

slit.. really alex? really?

[Rubadubshake]

you feel violated? the doctors told me they were going to make an incision in my side for this camera to go into my kidney to see how to operate and when I awoke and dressed I couldn't find a cut or evidence of this. It then dawned on me they put the camera in a different way. I felt so so violated!

[colt082295]

I kept thinking of "Charlie bit my finger".

[lyana57]

I had an infection under my arm from an ingrown hair and had to have it drained and it hurt like hell so I sympathize Alex, I really do.

[improbablynotfunny]

thumbs up if you just started biting your nails.

[TheLozFan96]

It's happened to me in two fingers and one toe and never went to see a doctor.

[CoconutterlyCrumble]

"Pee for Penis, Swab for... Slit...? Sorry!"

You have NO idea how hard I am laughing.

Seriously.

Dying. xD

[katieismyname12]

A piece of string is double half it's length.

[katieismyname12]

You've been a brave little soldier :')

[MLEshay4]

I didin't listen to you (I thought I would be more careful and everything would be fine) and continued to bite my nails. About a week ago the same thing happened to me. I tried to drain it myself but that obviously didn't work. now, i have an even worse finger and a doctor's appointment.

[eponine243]

I actually started biting my nails in the middle of the video :/

[katiiierigazz]

I WANT TO CUDDLE YOU D:

[xindestructibleonex]

Never ever pulling skin off my finger ever again.

[Theagentpickles]

i was eating pudding while you explained getting your finger drained, pudding reminded me of puss. i didnt finish that pudding.

[FinchyyMate]

i was eating during this

[grizelda1986]

My brother just walked into my room "Does this look infected?" .....*O-O* ..."YES! Watch this!" "Meh, I have needles, I'll do it myself." ... Is there any way you can pre-order an ambulance?

[shelbieish]

thats gross

[Thetechguy2000]

Who did the cover of Forever yours at the end?

[Mrpandaofdoom]

Not to be smart Alex but infertility would be more of a result of chlamydiae.

[jadetheslytherclaw]

All I could think was 'ow Charlie, that really hurt!'

[chminty]

I had a lump in my mouth and it had to be drained but I wasn't told the dentist when to "look" at my mouth with a scalpel..........

[dramallama2426]

You're a brave little soldier, Alex :)

[Oct23rd4004BC]

@dramallama2426 *hugs screen*

[SophieDickety]

oh my god my dad walked in just as you said "I've clearly bore so many babes" he looks at me and says "is that a boy?", I reply "yes" and he backs slowly out of the room.

[marauderslive4ever]

I was biting my nails while watching this... Oops?

[philosophycake]

*cuddles*

[Ijustsawahippogriff]

I have stopped biting my nails as a result of this video. I hate needles.

[12memomo]

*cuddles* You are a brave little soldier Alex.

(see, you got what you wanted in the end.)

^.^

[AmberLoveGrimesTwins]

*cuddle* You've been a brave little soldier

[OddishOodEmrys]

My thumb got all swollen and infected because of a hangnail that I pulled. A few days later it turned dark purple. Same day as it turned purple I thought it would be a good idea to play frisbee. A really fast frisbee hit my thumb and bruised it more. I had green stuff oozing out of my thumb by then so I decided to prick it with a finger. That hurt a lot. After I pricked it I put antibiotic cram on my finger on it and put a bandaid on it. It eventually got better and is no longer painful and pur

[mandamanderson]

Sending a cuddle to the brave little soldier.

[petergiffen100]

I near choked laughing at the end when that weird man started singing in that voice

[s2vics2]

you with your accent talking about your finger and how "it really hurt" did not, in any way, remind me of the charlie bit my finger video.

[DarkComputerGirl]

You've been a brave little soldier

:)

[hanna2393]

I want those pants soooo bad! ;)

[gabaldonii]

Had this done today. Fucking hurts, but I don't bite my nails. I have no idea how I got the infection! And flucluxocillin is the best name ever.

[balloooonatic]

i was the first person in the world to favourite this video. quite proud of that fact :D

[319gaga]

@DramaticDratini Ikr. I noticed tht 2. Also, luv the username. Dratini the pokemon rite?

[319gaga]

I didnt wanna watch this vid cus i knew wat it was about, but i finally watchd it, & the fingr thng was weird but not as bad as i thot. But now tht i watchd it, i can give alex a virtual youtube hug & say tht u r a brave little soldier :)

[lifeducks]

I do the needle thing all the time at home with a sewing needle. Ten you dot have to pay copay and your finger is usually fine.

[whispersinmyheart0]

that made my stomach churn just listening to it..

[IRAMM974]

the doctor stuck a needle into your finger. last time i went to the doctor she stuck a needle under my kneecap. that hurt. a lot.

[performingxlovee]

*cuddle* you've been a brave little soldier, love <3

[SAthetribe]

you can drain it yourself easily.. I have to do it with my ear....

[VoodooRock01]

1. Flu-clocks-a-sill-in (penicillin based anti-biotic)

2. Should've listened to Katy ;)

On the upside cool t-shirt :)

[loveslife534]

Ummm those aren't symptoms those are side affects. Just thought I would let you know

[StarkidBeforeGleek]

I bite my nails. I'm sorry for defying you.

[Leaf30n]

i love this video. i watch it when im sad.

[EleniaPB]

This is why i fucking love you.

We both complain about everything.

[Streetlights10]

I bite my nails.

[PSATParis]

There is no good explanation for why this video made me laugh so hard I nearly cried!

[Rainbowdrops86]

I'll give you a cuddle... Your a brave lil soldier x

[DramaticDratini]

Are you in the room of requirement? *noted the bean bag chair he's on*

[quirkyglasses]

i know this a pointless.. especially now, but i thought you should know how lucky you are that you got flucloxacillin it tablet form.. the liquid shit is pure nastiness... i dont know why this would be helpful, and i know how late this comment is... but i want to say it anyway .. bye !

[devonriley415]

whatever dude i had that with my thumb and i did it myself cuz i know what's up and it didn't hurt at all.

[TheSTAwesomeness]

yes, a pocket of piss........

[lipgloss675411]

my name is may woop woop

[FredTheBetterTwin]

I have stepped on a needle before! that wasnt fun then the bloody doctor game me an anestetic to numb the pain and said how does that feel so obviously he said wellthats the point!! I mean come on dont ask the question

[beccaj101101]

am i the only one who finds flucloxacillin hilarious!!!!!!!!! :3

[megusta535]

@beccaj101101 No, I died lol :#

[DoctorWhoisPENG]

PahahahahaxD the end lmaoooo

[georgiaalice123]

@nerimon that bit of forever yours sounds like pirates:L 

[Emily1127952254714]

my finger has been numb for 2 weeks and people keep telling me to stop complaining :(

i have a feeling this isn't right :S

[iluvdrakeandjosh]

I don't understand why people bite their nails...

[Willasugga]

I''ve had thing like that many times but I've never gone to see a doctor :O They have always healed by themself

[MaeF1998]

Omg! This is weird! I'm called Mae and that happened to me I had a needle stuck in my finger and the blood had to drop out!!!! I didn't bite my nails though my second finger got trapped in a door!!

[louisaodonnell]

I beg to differ on your string-length theory, you still need to know how long it is to find the middle. Your theory is the same as saying its the length from one end to another...commiserations on a swollen finger though. I've been there too and it does fucking hurt!

[cealchyth]

It is unnecessary to actually have a piece of string in this instance, because what the statement “A piece of string is as long as the distance from the middle of the string to the end, twice,” actually means is: “The length of any particular piece of string is the distance from the middle of that particular piece of string to the end of that particular piece of string. Twice.” Exact measurements are not required.

[louisaodonnell]

@cealchyth The question 'how long is a piece of string?" doesn't have an answer "the length from the middle to the end twice" is a formula to find the length of the string, but doesn't give you the actual length. exact measurements are required because thats what makes the question rhetorical.

[cealchyth]

@louisaodonnell The actual length is not really the point. The point is that an answer was given, and a correct answer at that. If someone asked me, "What color is the sky?" and I said, "The sky is the color of the sky.", that is an answer, and a correct one, because the sky IS the color of the sky. Of course, the answer that the person posing the question probably wants is, "Blue," but that doesn't make my answer any less correct. It's just a different kind of correct.

[annahealy8]

And it's... flucloxaclin!

[Thedreamer217]

Never had I ever wanted to jump into my computer and hug somebody so much... To bad I can't :(

[thiscrazynerd]

you been brave alex

[Flik43point8]

I'm in a public place and I think my voice box is gonna explode cuz I'm not actually laughing.

I'll give you a cuddle and reassure you, Alex.

And don't worry Alex. I bite my nails and my fingers.

[itsflamippo]

Funny cos as I watched this I bit my nails.

[jag519]

Am I the only one who was wondering about his pants?

[VickyLiciousSTAR]

thank you for draining my finger......... :/

[Kamirose9046]

There is such a thing as ambiguous genitalia, and while the majority of parents have the genitalia modified when the baby is born to become more like a male's or a female's, some people don't. Or, there could be transgendered people who have had the reassignment surgery. So it is actually a valid disclaimer that you should see a doc if you don't know which to take :)

[Koughers77]

Good god, man, you have a best friend for your housemate. Go ask for cuddles. I'm sure he would oblige.

[ArtichokeHunter]

I went into therapy to stop biting my nails and a couple months in, I've stopped.

[kimd3pg]

I did the same thing with my thumb and I got a really weird growth on my infection. When doctor scraped it it started bleeding all over again so he used liquid nitrogen to freeze and kill that thing. Told me the same thing, that if it doesn't get better I'll have to go back in. I also had to take the full round of the antibiotic for skin infections. Eugh. I learned my lesson.

[MisSnowWhite13]

*cuddles* alex, you've been a brave little soldier :)

[omgmol]

Lower vagina as aposed to the upper one?

[AwesomenadroJ]

@omgmol I was going to say that.

[megusta535]

@omgmol LOL

[TheMunkey555]

@omgmol aposed as opposed to opposed?

[Emigmatiic]

I bite my nails and that's the story of my life - doesn't stop me from biting my nails

[XxMarileneEyesxX]

just saying' the name of the doctor doesn't really make you picture anything but her being a girl

[BeyondBirthday826]

i've done that less horribly...... and it wasn't bad... so i still bite my nails. O_O

[sarahwatchestv]

idk why...this is my favourite video from you.

[jumpushfall]

I'll cuddle you.

[TibsKumaBeau]

Language! HEHE



[MonkeyWhoWouldBeKing]

... man up

XD

butalex, doctors don have absolute answers and they are not reasuring because they spent siz years locked in a room wi tones of books and get out to get drunk or play wi a kadaver. is a noble profesion, but they're all slightly messed up people

but aye, well done, brave soldier etc

[DefeatedDreamer]

@spintronic2 Why have you suddenly started talking about bamboo? what Alex has done is nothing compared to Japanese torture methods! It's like comparing a bruise to a whole piece of skin missing! I do what Alex has done all the time, in fact I have one now, and I don't go to the doctor because it's nothing, people have it all the time, and a needle in the finger is also barely anything!

[elissajeanette]

If I'd watched this video a week ago, my own finger would be just fine. Tragic

[Aislinn735]

I love your shirt. And your skinnies. And this video :) <3

[MikeTheBFG]

i enjoy your satire!

[ImponderableWhovian]

And it was while I was watching this video that I bit my nails. I ripped the last bit off and it started bleeding. The next day I was SO FUCKING SCARED:/ Thanks for the warning though. Congrats on being such a brave little soldier *hugs*.

[megan222460]

Haha you've been a brave little soldier xx

[vaujla]

Haha you need to but that pain into perspective, no one should get that angry over one finger... ;)

[Mercury2421]

Oh yeah.

Don't bite your nails again you f***ing idiot...xD

Every time you said 'The Doctor' I was like: ...He has medical equipment in his TARDIS? ...Derp....