Star Trek & why can't I hold these limes?

[Shekkax]

Why do onions make you cry?

[TheBigDvideos]

Dear Matt,

Would you rather have a 26 pound gummy bear? or a 26 pound gummy worm?

I cant decide which to keep as a pet. Which one should i get?

-Greg from New Jersey

[feliciano2040]

Dear Matt

Pamela Anderson or Carmen Elektra ?

[dengercat]

@feliciano2040 fuck is this, 1994?

[greyskull32]

Dear Matt, you are legen...

[greyskull32]

...dary



[ShadeAller]

Dear matt, could you do your next SYSO while talking like capitan kirk? if you dont know what that sounds like look up "epic rap battles of history capitan kirk vs shakespere"

[Atheistheat]

Dear Matt,

Why did my baby doll leave me?

[c4r50n1]

lol I love the tags on your vids.

[MrSamJarrett]

I only subscribed because the screen name has the word 'tits' in it :3

[JohnnyCD23]

Dear Matt,

I try jerking it but I have bad form.

Tutorial?

[CalebSneed]

Dear Matt,

I'm from the States and I was wondering if American football was televised where you live? And is it any popular? Plus what are some stereotypes of a typical American?

[CalebSneed]

It's very popular here. Monday and Wednesday is Junior High. Tuesday is junior league. Thursday is Junior Varsity (high school). Friday is Varsity (high school). Saturday is college. And Sunday is NFL (professional). 7 days a WEEK!!!!

[tpkiefer]

Dear Matt,

What is your one biggest regret in life?

[crazykieran6]

Dear Matt, sup?

[supersaiyan2ian]

Dear Matt,

If you travel back through time and you kill the past version of yourself, would that count as murder or suicide?

[8Ottetal]

Dear Matt

Try to say: "Eye", "Laws", "dog" and "aim" really fast after each other

[somadavenport]

Dear Matt,

[TheMrGhostlore]

Dear Matt,

How do I avoid taking an arrow to the knee?

[Phoenixtastic]

Dear Matt,

What does eye juice taste like?

[UltimateFutureNinja]

Dear Matt,

If Buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo, then do Buffalo buffalo buffalo?

[Hogeyhead]

Dear Matt I want lots of money but I'm too lazy to do absolutely anything for it.

Help!

[moljanor]

dear Matt,

why i always have so an hard feeling in my pants at the morning

[2Gooseberry]

Dear matt,

If you could become any animal in the world what would you be?

[Burckhard22]

Dear Matt

I understand you like pirates, but if you're liver and you had to decide on only one pirate-themed alcohol to drink, which would it be?

[corrosiveCUPID]

Dear Matt,

If a quiz makes you quizzical then what does a test make you?

- corrosiveCUPID

[MrAnarchojoe]

Dear Matt,

Why don't you put your immense knowledge of shit to good use as a school teacher?

Sincerely,

Joe

[skylineguy2612]

Dear Matt,

My finance teacher is a giant dick, I was wondering what is the best way to kill him so i get an A without going to jail and shit?

[whoami7489]

dear matt

why do you look like a serial killer when you slow laugh?

[SupremeChickenx]

dear matt

snowboard or skiis?

[SupremeChickenx]

@SupremeChickenx and why??

[SupremeChickenx]

@SupremeChickenx and why??

[basser86]

Dear Matt,

what makes shit brown? and how can I make mine change colors?

[nesjepoelie]

Dear Matt,

How does this guy get so cool?

(youtube) watch?v=3KT_89gi2Dk&feature=pl­ayer_embedded

[Ashykitty]

Holy cow that was impressive! <3

[ilovethelittlepiggy]

Dear Matt,

How much do you love the little piggies?

[WibSkelDS9]

Dear Matt,

Where's Episode 3?

[xomey]

dear matt

national or labour? and why?

jack from hawksbay

[halfcelestialelf]

Dear matt I amd islexyic

do you know iof any cures or anything that could help with my spelling and typinhg

#

thanks

:)

[thesnowman159]

Dear Matt

Why won't my beard grow !!! :(

[The11thEvilEx]

Dear Matt,

Can you please sing 16-32 bars worth of your favorite songs from your top 5 Disney movies? Please? Please? Please? Pretty Please?

Stay Funny and Awesome,

[WrightStuffOnTheWeb]

Dear Matt,

Kirk or Picard?

[feliciano2040]

Dear Matt, Star Trek sucks, long live Mass Effect !

[FjetShadow]

Dear matt,

 What do you want for christmas?

And will you marry me?

[NobodysOffTheHook]

ROFL. There it is. It happened within the first minute and a half. The reason I fucking love you. 1:12 - 1:22

[WildZangoose]

I dont like the glass sound effects :(

[skateplayguitar]

Dear Matt,

What the fuck?

[Liowen]

Dear Matt

What happen to the awesome window in the last video?

Signed

Frosty Nipples

[ahunmaster]

Dear Matt

If you died, would you rather end up with 72 virgins or 72 cougars?

[TalkingCactus]

Dear Matt,

What the fuck happened to your awesome hair?

[sharingroove]

Dear Matt,

Why don't you ever pick my questions?

[CapNCorn]

Dear Matt,

Is this a stupid question?

[ThisisdeliciousOQ]

Dear Matt,

What should I do if I accidently?

Love and kisses,

Kevin

[trombonepenguin]

Dear Matt,

Can you kill two birds with one stone? Please show me your nipple... and the meaning of life.

[FMLAndrewR]

Dear Matt,

If you had a time machine what time period would you travel to and what would you alter?

[themilkmon]

Dear Matt,

Have you ever regretted something that you primarily hoped wouldn't be the thing you first intended? If so, why not?

From Peter

[LeopardoftheUniverse]

Dear Matt,

I need a quick and easy way to make money that isn't a scam. What is your suggestion?

[nerdokg]

Dear Matt,

Why clowns are so scary? It's to accommodate children to the horror of the grown-ups life?

[Pie42795]

Dear Matt,

So I herd U liek Mudkipz, is this true?

From, A Mudkip

[Pittsisamazing]

I miss your hair. You look like Nick Swardson now. Kinda. In the thumbnail.

[PuppetsMindable]

Dear Matt,

I love gummy bears but i dont look sexy while i eat them!

Can you show me how?

[lemonyfresh9]

NERD



[midparkrlz]

Dear Matt,

Who would win in a battle, Bender the robot or a unicorn?

[midparkrlz]

Dear Matt,

You're stranded on an island. And you can only bring one person with you (dead, alive or fictional.) Who would it be and why?

[GoldenGoden]

Dear Matt,

Are you a Brony?

[oOFranCescA2080oO]

Dear Matt,

Do you have a soul?

[FinalAluxes]

Dear Matt,

Have you ever been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

[50treefrog]

Dear Matt

What cheese is the best?

[JeezyBol]

Dear matt.

What's the best way to deal with a spotting knife incident.

Cheers. Jeezy from Napier.

[trebleshooting]

Dear Matt,

Your username for this channel looks like "Ge Tits Orted 26."

[kevinphoenix2007]

Dear Matt,

Will you tell me a story?

[sammichofdoom87]

Dear Matt,

I miss your Willy Wonka hair... a lot.

[MrFudgy25]

Dear Matt,

What would you do for a Klondike Bar?

[TomBombadil7]

There is alot of currency in startrek,

Have you ever met a ferengi?

[evangotrock]

Dear Matt.

Would you rather sleep with Gaga or Data?

Best regards and keep the shit up!

[420Ferlito]

His face at 0:45 LOL

[wharfreek]

Dear Matt,

How do you do your job?

[PyroSephiroth120]

Oh dear god. Oh sweet baby Thor how I did flip out when my shit was sorted. Thank you Matt so much.

[JeguePerneta]

Dear Matt

What's the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

[MrCheeseQuack]

New title for you -

Matt Mulholland: Penguin Expert

:D

[SWEdrone]

funny

[deusnegi]

Dear matt.... What is this fucking haircut ?!!!!

[SailorSaturn66631]

technically the food from the replicators IS shit because they use recycled matter to created what you want from no where.

[Runningonair666]

Dear Matt, I'm an ice cube. Is there anyway I could become a human again?

[puluzu]

Dear Matt, do male tigers get aroused when you play with their nipples?

[macattack2494]

Dear Matt, Recently I've been having trouble with velociraptors. They have terrible table manners and i have important guests coming over! what should i do?

Thanks,

[FFreeLevant]

You googled that shit didn't u?

[ISIJAH]

Dear Matt, do you want to go on a date with me ?

[williamdude1]

Dear Matt,

Are we really naked under our clothes? o.0

[warfl4g]

Dear Matt, why do fingernails exist?

[gunicado]

Dear Matt,

I'm french and I watched the Rugby world Cup last month. Why did the best team lost the final?

[gameraimless]

Dear Matt can you make a song with DeStorm? Would be amazing!

[mdgtrpckr]

Dear Matt,

I'm surprised you haven't jumped on the mashup bandwagon yet. There are some ace mashups on YouTube and I'm thinking if anyone could mix some random and hilarious songs together to make a new one, it could only be you.

[Swenglish]

Dear Matt.

A man cam up to me on the street and gave me a key and a map marked with an X. I went to the location and found a door, which I opened. There, I found a note and a dark room full of terrible noise. It turns out the man was a bird breeder who was sick of his life and had decided to kill himself. He left me his rather large collection of swallows. Thing is, they're all lady swallows. What am I supposed to do with all these birds?

[iOnlyUseBigGuns]

Dear Matt,

Are you ever going to cover Jenna Rose's "My Jeans?"

Love,

Just-Fucking-Do-It-Already-Ple­ase-and-Thank-You.

[Evesadornments]

Dear Matt,

Does your mom think you're crazy for talking to a machine in your room by yourself?

[DylanCornel]

hey matt speaking of getting your schit sorted out.. have you ever had your schit pushed in?!? plus why wont youtube let me post the word "s.hit?

[AbominableFoMan]

Exactly what does one need to do to get his Shit sorted? Can I do it by color? Size? Contents?

[TheJo4an]

Dear Matt. Why do you not live in Sweden?

[Cadoan]

I love you, Matt. Love from Sweden! <3

[chillahibbz]

Dear Matt,

If it was midnight in my timezone, and I urinated over the barrier between timezones. Would that urine end up back In my bladder as it is yesterday on the other side?

[k0takun]

Dear Matt,

Teach me how to cut my hair the way you did.

[CropUpAnywhere]

Dear Matt,

How many Black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

[HashBrownedPotatoes]

Dear Matt,

Wassup?

[highintensityairsoft]

ur kewl



[StarFanaticCraft]

Dear matt, Is it possible to say "if you get what i mean" after every sentence without the meaning being something green?

[puellanivis]

Altertante: your older German aunt, c.f. Jungertante.

[TheThirdGerman]

Dear Matt,

do you have to use so many cusswords?

[Aristeo509]

Dear Matt,

My zebra was diagnosed with lizard rabies. What should I do?

warm regards,

me

[MperorM]

aaawwweeeesome

[mattmulholland26]

It has been brought to my attention that I misspelled alternate. In my reality that's how it's spelled. I also finished this at like 1am. So shut up.

[getitsorted26]

@mattmulholland26 See? I even wrote that in the wrong account. I'm going to bed.

[sparrowmella]

@getitsorted26 thats hilarious!! hi matt!! :D i think you should answer the comment about us sorting out our shit for you... but in the mean time.. what should i do once my degree is over?

[Garrabutartulo1]

@getitsorted26 you're great even at making mistakes. I'm so glad I found you on youtube.

[kaz3kag3gaara]

@getitsorted26 Dear Matt, what dictionary do you use?

I need to know what company to write a letter to arguing a secondary spelling of alternate.

[lulhoofd1]

Dear Matt,

Why did you leave the jackson five?

Love, Thomas.

[Har0x]

Altertante

[arky3000]

Dear Matt,

is there any shit that we can sort out for you?

if no, please state why you have no shit for us to sort for you

[MrAstrara]

Dear Matt

Why is Pizza a Vegetable?

Sort it.

[masterofxdk]

Dear Matt

how do I speak with dolphins?

[theflyingpiranha]

Dear Matt,

You create all these song covers and film A Capella tributes, but what is your favourite song from a film?

Your sincerely,

[monkeyfuckingfun]

dear matt

what is the best way to rape a monkey and not go to jail

[ZeePintor]

Dear Matt

What's the best sport for nerds?

[PaperyPaper]

lol Altertante Reality?

[elitegarde616]

altertante reality shit! :D

[LoneEllimist]

Just watched this seven times. Still funny.

[slowsloth]

I knew it would be a good "Sort your shit out" when I saw the intro.

[Cheeseaddicteddaleks]

Dear Matt,

What is broccoli?

keep it real, dude

[sharkstar1]

Dear xXQUP4MEXx, you're a dick.

[wardoar]

BY THE GODS

[TeeeeePeeeee]

i see you got a haircut matt.