Happy Thanksgiving

[cruser51999]

I will eat a cookie! :)

[MyMonkeyKnowsKungFu]

thunbs up?

[MissBlackheart2010]

cookies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[foofenscoops]

Thunbs up

[crazed4sparkelz21]

How many cookies did he eat, 16?

[meluvsme100]

@crazed4sparkelz21 9 look up |

[Gingieie]

I really want a cookie now D:

[CarlosWinterBringer]

12 people didnt get cookies.

[IMPAKKRIA]

i am thankful for BOOBIES and PUSSY!

[MrBellPeper]

eat cookies

have a cookie

thank god for cookies

[Cheyral]

I am thankful for working in a cookie factory

[backallyheros]

i am thankful for being able to play guitar and singing and my band 

[MultiWTFVideos]

1 year ago this video came out lol and was put up and im retarted. lol wut?

[kankuropurple]

I am thankful for your show. If it wasn't for your show.. I would not be laughing my ass off right now.

[coolio4life97]

I'm craving a cookie now

[megancole200]

theres also an eiffel tower behind you... so im confused :P

[AwwsummSauce]

Fuck applecare. Their like "We know their's something wrong but we'll just say there's nothing wrong and you pay us"

[jiyumes]

I'm thankful for internet. So I can watch you all day long.

[stombomb4911]

I am thankful for these vids :D

[gottaloveJBx]

I want a cookie now...

[cassity2013]

Where do u get these cookies! lol

[alyssaradcliffe]

I'm thankful for you Danny, my family, friends, my writing ability, my high school crush :) and of course... Cookies :)

[liljebooni]

I don't know why, but watcing danny eat cookies always makes me smile : )

[tasteylillemondrop]

I'm thankful for being almost six feet tall, having a good rack, a hot ass, pretty face AND I'm smart :D!!!

[TheMike31b]

Im Thankful for.........wait how many cookies did you eat?

[faynshay]

Y didn't the tags havev 'COOKIE' in it?

[error010010100101001]

I am thankful for cookies

[coolkill31]

ayo get yo hands out the cookie jar

[FinFun101]

Heyy beebanthe3rd! Shut yo mouth foo. People need to keep there opinions to themselves.

[BanBeeThe3rd]

Every thing you blame on Obama is Bushes falt

[barganagraha55]

im thankfull for.............COOOOOOOKIES!!­!!!

[pebblebubble64]

geez! how much cookies do u have??

[ScuderiaBull]

I am thankful for all the good things that were and that will be i my life!

[Blackops54183]

He spelled thumbs "thunbs"

[Possmfootsweat]

@utubewatcha7: me to. U rock!!!!!

[utubewatcha7]

i am thankful for youtube. Without which I would probably be doing work, and not procrastinating. Thank god

[Amphioxus2029]

I forgot to watch you man...Oh what I've been missing..Happy New Year by the way...

Carbon is a single atom, not a molecule

[Mskrazykati3]

Obama? Hmm... U must b high in this one... Bet u someone spiked ur cookies...can u slip me a cookie?

[ZRay507]

I'm thankful for a big dick as a teenager. Thumbs up if you have one :)

[takatakatakatoo]

I am not thankful for apple care… fuck those guys . :D

[2evil4good]

@gradualreport how many cookies did you eat making this video?!??

[stayfly2cam]

i am thankful for the gradualreport videos :)

[jazzyman9182]

11 people don't like cookies

[uselessscrewup]

i am thankful for the gradualreport videos :) i've spent the last 3 hours catching up on your videos!

[emelia1996]

LOOL GOOOOO AUSTRALIA !!! sorry :) I am thankful for chihuahuas because I dont know how bored I would be without flower... My chihuahua :) I am thankful for my parents but over everything I am thankful for Jesus and god because Jesus saved me and god made me :)

[pst33l]

Im Thankful for my life. <3

[metalsteelxrulez]

He looks like a worn-up crack addict. Wide open eyes ftw!

[DoctorGrimReaper]

lol :47 tricked me out thought he was going to put it in then nope other hand.

[biktoras57]

dady you seek ,and i like!

[Bradstuffer]

I pressed the thunbs up button for you. Yes thunbs.

[ShadyWolfman]

9 cookies were harmed in the making of this video. :(

[LaurenGordonLevittX]

I had a cookie, and i think im thankful for youtube. because without it, there would be no gradual report.

[Funnyberry13]

LOL.. danny, you really love chocolate cookies eh? xD

[TheRosaPferdOfDOOOM]

Im thankful for your mum.

[whatthehellwasthat]

Fuck AppleCare.

[stephiboo49]

ME WANT COOKIE!!! ooohh...!!! do a GRADUAL REPORT (hehe) on why blondes are awesome and amazing in everyway(:

I LUVS YOU!! and imma blondeeeee(:

<3 Bubblezz!! Yeah... u kno u love my nickname....(:

[Thechunkle]

Im thankful for jesus too, that one about China and money was GOOOOOD.

[theduff4256]

i'm thankful for YOU because you make me laugh on days that i'm sad :)

[IEHFilms]

Im not thankful for Apple Care, fuck those guys oh how i loved that one lmao

[Flashkidgotsuspended]

It was actually Puritans who feasted with the natives :P The Pilgrims treated the natives like shiite.

FK

[TheShatteredPieces]

OMFG. THIS DOOD IS FUNNY.

New best yt ever. Made me lol so much (:

[Vacre7]

Whoa, that guy isn't on wikipedia anymore. It's some girl now.

[SpitFireShorts]

im thankful that i live in austrailia coz in evry movie austrailia is fine were like WTF MATES?^^ except for tommorow when the war began and austrailia the movie lawlz

[themoldycorndog]

im thankful i can spell thunbs right...oh sryy thumbs

[halltamara99]

can  i have a kookie??

[TheVeryOddUniverse]

danny, love the vids, always have, always will

please do a vid on how to get rid of clingy, crazy ex girlfriends, this would be very helpful to me, considering that no matter what i have tried, she won't go away!!!

[myp4ntsrt1ght]

im thankful for having big breasts as a teenager.

[TheVeryOddUniverse]

@myp4ntsrt1ght amen to big breasts:D

[odinsting]

@myp4ntsrt1ght  mind if we see xD

[myp4ntsrt1ght]

@odinsting i do mind lmao. doesnt hurt to be thankful either way ;)

[odinsting]

@myp4ntsrt1ght yea rite...:-(

[myp4ntsrt1ght]

@odinsting haha sorry you PERV! IF ONLY DANNY KNEW!

[skaterdude1542816]

@myp4ntsrt1ght that must get u alot of attention.

[krisman3]

@myp4ntsrt1ght I'm thankful for them too... even thou I've never seen you xD



[AwwsummSauce]

@myp4ntsrt1ght send me a pic?

[theashleywaring]

i will just have a cookie

[discjockeydado]

HRVATSKA! 

[bobtork1]

I am thankful for ur mother without her I would still be a virgin... :D

[EmericanGangstarr]

thunds up lol

[JCthrowdownhour]

COOKIE DEKE! 

[fallingondarkness]

"was that racist??...i dont know..have another cookie xD"

[emenhiser]

holy dilated eyes

[magic666z]

Thankful that Indians did not have any modern weapons xD so true

[FaultAndDakranon]

You look tired. Please take care.

[Edmonster3000]

I'm thankful for my Grandmothers awesome turkey and fantastic stuffing. I'll stuff your turkey. Too soon?

[66soad]

I'm thankful for still being able to get a boner each and every day.

[suse8138]

I work with that koala. His name is Jack and he's 2 years old now (he was about 1 when that poster was made)

[inatidofc]

love you, danny! ;D

[Sammmyboy200]

thunbs up

[mexxbox]

I am thankful that Danny ate 9 cookies and didn't even give me one...

Gay

;D

[rynostewie]

I'm thankful for the videos you post on here. Without them, I don't think I'd ever go to youtube.

[Fuckyouallwhore]

I am thankful for your existence :)

[Aycemasta]

Dang. I want some milk now....

[Pheonixafire]

THUMBS up Danny!! not thunbs; but here's a cookie :)

[Pheonixafire]

THUMBS up johhny!! not thunbs; but here's a cookie :)

[TheIceWolf57]

@sciencemattmon it's called sarcasm lol don't flip out if you don't get it. Watch it again and maybe you will understand.

[ChocoBunny12]

I can honestly say that black people..are equally thankful for you. Or..just I am.

[sciencemattmon]

Fuck you you really like Obama... Well not not fuck you your awsome but!

[ExistenceQuestioned]

ITS SAID THUNBS UP AT THE END!! "THUNBS" WTF DANNY?

[MOZEY1000]

im thankful for porn hahaha

[luv2scream815]

I wonder if they have thanksgiving in turkey

[TheBrunaland]

he is wearing a wife beater.... :C

[MrDavid7419]

I know guys, his name is Danny not johnny, my mistake danny 

[kelsrules]

his name's not johnny. -.-

[NinjasAreSoCoolLike]

I had a cookie. It did not make me feel better. It made me hungry as you did not define what to do with a cookie...

[DeathwishGlasses]

Im thankful for vaginas that dont push out kids, because if we didnt have those. It wouldnt be fun being 14 like myself. Suck it bitches.

[ProtoDemn]

LMFAO I UNDERSTOOD THE CARBON SHIT HAHAHAHAHA Benefits of being good at Chem xD

[OMFGICAorange]

im thankfull for the internet becouse if it wasnt here we would all go mad

[Bippledot]

You're not just in Australia, but Australia-France. That's amazing.

[guitarplayah69]

ur freakin hilarious!

[MrDavid7419]

Im thankful for youtube, without it we would never laugh our ass out while watching your videos johnny..now have a cookie :)

[TheSFJ1]

@MrDavid7419

Johnny?

[MrDavid7419]

@TheSFJ1 danny, my bad

[jab7805]

@MrDavid7419

his names not johnny...

[MrDavid7419]

@jab7805 i know!

[jab7805]

@MrDavid7419

then why did you call him johnny?????????

[MrDavid7419]

@jab7805 i made a mistake, no one is perfect u know

[nomercy116]

@MrDavid7419 his name is danny duh-an-ee

[thecreecher08]

@MrDavid7419 is'nt his name Danny? Just saying, i love these videos i completely agree.

[MrDavid7419]

@thecreecher08 yes it is danny, my bad

[roma696]

@MrDavid7419 his names not johnny...sigh...

[MrDavid7419]

@roma696 shut up, i know

[drpepperfreak2]

@MrDavid7419 his name is danny!!

[MrDavid7419]

@drpepperfreak2 i know

[TheLastSecondChance]

@MrDavid7419

Lol! its danny....not johnny my dear

[MrDavid7419]

@TheLastSecondChance i know, how many times do i have to say it

[aisbboti]

@MrDavid7419 Uhhh.. He is Danny. Just sayin.

[MrDavid7419]

@aisbboti i know

[SayHelloBanananana]

@MrDavid7419 Um...you know his name is Danny right? Haha ;)

[MrDavid7419]

@SayHelloBanananana i know

[BeachxoxBabe12]

@MrDavid7419 to bad his name is Danny not Johnny haha

[MrDavid7419]

@BeachxoxBabe12 i know, how many time do i have to say it

[pokadottaful]

0:50 XD

[Devils520]

i like how i cant tell if your eyes are so dark that i can't see a pupil, or the pupil is just the size of your eye.

[katr112]

0:42 LOL

[sargeant64]

Suddenly I want a cookie hmmm wonder why that is...

[0IpodTouchFan0]

I'm thankful 4 iPods :)

[mrgoodygoodygumdrop]

I love cookies ^ ^

[buttscrather12]

carbon does not come in molecules, danny !

[okalov]

@buttscrather12 ??

Methane, CH4 is a molecule, and it has a carbon atom in it. Ethanol, ie the main alcohol everyone drinks, C2H5OH, has a carbon atom in it. I could go on.

[Jalencaelym]

"Thunbs" up for eating nine cookies and making me giggle!

[Jalencaelym]

@Jalencaelym  Christ, I have too much free time...

[NETANDWAS]

Thumbs. Thunbs. Have a cookie. 

[yournamehere78]

U spelled thumbs wrong lol

[crystalwalls]

COOKIES

I am thankful for comedy.... especially TheGradualReport :D

[TheKaludjer]

my mouth water from all the cookies DAMMIT DANNY GIMME SOME :@@@@

[glitterstar1313]

"I am not thankful for Apple Care, fuck those guys" - LOL

[Wookman17]

You're getting fat man. Take it easy with the cookies. :P Videos are cool, but don't become a fatass. :) Like the part with Obama...And I'm thankful for the sarma and the booze. It's the time of year when most "slava"s are celebrated. So we eat and drink. As a part Serb, I don't think you need any explanation of excessiveness, especially when it comes to food. :)

[wiggs333]

0:44 - 0:47 hahahahahaha, i loled

[mrvili232]

I like you...but also Jay Leno...so...maybe the same for you as for him? :=)

[Jalencaelym]

lol At that last bit, I barely registered any word other than 'cookie'... I feel like a fatty now haha

[02punkrocker]

I'm american living in australia! yay! haha

[SquirtXBlood]

I'm thankful for air... and water...

[xaldinsbaby1]

@SquirtXBlood same here

[chicken3807]

I'm thankful for Gravity...

[Rodolfoobando]

I'm thankful for booze otherwise i'd still be single...wait, i am single...still thankful for the booze! :)

[J4mstr]

0:48 i lol'd so hard xD

[xaldinsbaby1]

total ammount of cookies eaten? 9!!.. lucky.. i want cookies...

[mypainhurtsforever]

im thankful for Facebook

[cinnaface]

now i want cookies -.-"

[forsthe]

I am thankful for your cookies.

[weebie9606]

you ate 10 cookies :o

[alle455]

Have A Cookie :D

[neeeko7]

I'm likin' the double cookie right hand fakie to left hand cookie snatch. i didnt see it comin'!

[chicken3807]

@neeeko7 That made me laugh SO hard... Probably because i'm lacking sleep

[spikergirl915]

Hahahaha! 0:42-0:48! Best part! totally tricked me! (x

[StealthlyElephant]

you

[sonicfanatic200]

LMAO

[blackcatsblue94]

but youre amazing :)

[blackcatsblue94]

thumbs up*

[TheBostonseattlefan]

I NEED A COOKIE NOW!!!!!!!!!!! OH NOM NOM XD

[radiobox32]

thunbs? :DD