Rolling against RICER

[HateOnEveryone]

The ss model of that year has a v6

[polarisfan9050]

Obviously you guys will win you got a v8 monte ss against a stock v6 wow

[HateOnEveryone]

Domestic rice

[ceelm]

slowest cars on you tube hahaha

[wildkyler95]

Wow, Monte Carlo was made by Chevrolet? Chevrolet has been the definition of muscle since the late 60's, Rice is usually, Honda, Acura, etc. Not anything with a V6

[KrazzyNiggazz]

That is a fully stock monte carlo you must feel cool

[highway955]

25 to 50? these guys are lame as fu**.

[zcn1089]

i remember when i picked on v6's and felt cool.......

[deathcourtroom]

I once raced against a semi... he was such a ricer....

[foongU]

Ricer is jap cars idiots!!!!!

[stevomwa1]

@DrSanya007

Do you honestly understand the meaning of rice?

[pistonhead2411]

fucking goofballs

[uscgjake22]

A "Ricer" is someone who has made unnecessary modifications to the vehicle. Huge wing when you dont need it. A thousand stickers. Huge exhaust. Ford Honda it doesnt matter anyone can be one.

[drift18Japan]

ricers fucking mexicans

[96infinitii30]

was a stock monte how is that rice? they come in that color dumb ass

[MrBerp]

thats more j rock then rice!!

[S200069]

who's the ricer again ? the monte carlo ? or the ss ? those are american car ?white boy eat french fries not rice

[prosurfer2222]

@S200069 any car domestic or import can be rice asshole

[daean07]

Are these the guys in the Onyxia raid video?

[RootsUndone]

you can be a ricer regrdless of what you drive. its how you act.

R-really I-immature C-car E-enthusiast

[ditimedia93]

the guy recordin sounds special ed

[R3TR0SPECTisFTW]

FIRST OFF thats not a fucking ricer. A ricer would be an import car like from asia hence the term "ricer" like rice as in asia. And secondly that monte carlo seemed pretty damn stock to me

[Ch1town92]

@R3TR0SPECTisFTW rice does not have to be a import!!!!!!!!!

[R3TR0SPECTisFTW]

@Ch1town92 to bad that is what it refers to dip shit

[Ch1town92]

@R3TR0SPECTisFTW most rice cars are honda or stuff like that i hate hondas, but i drive a wrx but i dont consider that rice although i dont put stickers and shit like that on it, but ive seen alot of non asian cars that are ricers because they put stickers and body kits stuff like that that dont do anything my definition of ricer is anything exterior that you do to your car that has looks really shitty and offers no performance, no need for name calling just calm down.

[R3TR0SPECTisFTW]

@Ch1town92 lol to bad i am calm. i love how people say "just calm down" to make it seem like they don't care, when you were the one that responded to my comment :) ricer originally came from people with hondas putting unneeded spoilers and body kits on there cars to make them seem like legit racers. i want you to go look up ricer on google or youtube and tell me what you find. i bet its going to be a whole bunch of civics and other various japanese cars.

[Ch1town92]

@R3TR0SPECTisFTW yea i totally agree,,, i think the term ricer has evolved tho from when it was primarily imports and has spilled over to domestic models tho

[R3TR0SPECTisFTW]

@Ch1town92 either way ricers are stupid

[StoryEndsHere]

@R3TR0SPECTisFTW could be any car. Race Inspired Cosmetic Enhancement - R

[yowhatuphomie22]

that car is completely stock...no body kit...no spoiler...no ghetto ass rims...im sorry do you know what a ricer is you freaking idiots?

Dodge Neon with bodykit unpainted with a dragon spoiler = ricer

monte carlo = no

Dumbasses

[stevensrise]

if your going to try to insult people who mod their cars with ugly body mods, you should at least pick on somebody who actually has ugly body mods. meatball

[Xjmiahx]

Isnt a ricer car an import??? Re re retard.. ;)

[doctoroctagonaBLARGH]

@Xjmiahx RICE stands for Radically Immature Car Enthusiasts. What makes a car rice? The driver. Both domestic and imports can be RICE. Examples of RICE: Illeagal street racing, revving at a stop light, responding to that rev with a race; it's basically wreckless driving and idiocy in my book. Fart cannons, huge spoilers, and body kits are idiocy to me, therefore RICE.

[MidnightSyndicateWOW]

@doctoroctagonaBLARGH you my friend have no clue what rice is if that is your definition.

[doctoroctagonaBLARGH]

@MidnightSyndicateWOW Eh, I don't care for RICE. Whatever it is, it's dispicable. Takes RICE to know RICE. Have a good one.

[stevensrise]

@doctoroctagonaBLARGH its not an acronym. a definition might be closer to:unnecessary modifications to cars most often but not limited to, import cars from asia (hence the term "rice") to make it (mostly make it look) faster. its a condescending stereo typical term used by bigots and meatballs. a person who races is called a street racer. one who drives like an idiot, is just a idiot. and one who pretends to know about something they really dont are called ignorant.

[zombiesack]

thats a stock american car like the rental ur in, air bag tag...

[07BlackCobaltLS]

R.I.C.E. = Race Inspired Cosmetic Enhancement. Seeing as the only noticeable modification to this car was a really cheap pep boys aftermarket magnaflow exhaust system i would have to say this is definitely not rice.

[JordanN5253]

@07BlackCobaltLS That's not what rice means lol, but yeah the Monte-carlow did just look stock. Also it wasn't Japanese. But the driver was a ricer.

[YuLost2X]

@JordanN5253 a ricer is someone who modds their car with big wings and fart cans

type in a mustang gtr, first video that pops up is mustang gtr ricer. its the driver not the car that defines rice

[JordanN5253]

@YuLost2X Yeah but making up shit like "Race Inspired Cosmetic Enhancement" is bullshit

[YuLost2X]

@JordanN5253 i agree hence what i said it can be any car that ppl do stupid stuff to

[RestrictedSprinter17]

thats not even a ricer.

[Chace1126]

You get a down vote because you wear your cap like a faggot.

[nuocmat]

lol is this a comedy show.

[benjammin7987]

1 its a chevy.

2 its not an asian car

3 he never hit the gas and you smoked him?

you are truly a fucking idiot

[TheKristopher11]

@benjammin7987 I believe it is YOU who is he fucking idiot.

1, it doesn't matter what car it is, if you have unnecessary shit on your car, it's rice.

2. It does NOT have to be an "asian" car, are you racist? There's a difference between Tuner and Ricer.

3. You are an uneducated dumb ass talking shit about things you know absolutely nothing about.

Good job douche!

[benjammin7987]

@TheKristopher11

what unnecessary shit do you speak of?

no i am not racist, im japanese thank you very much.

and rice is a derogatory term because asians eat rice so therefore you are the racist.

oh and by the way read your entire comment before calling someone uneducated. cause you sound like an idiot.

[13KillerCali13]

the yellow car had a shit ass exhaust poking out the back that is why they called it ricer

[WARFATTY]

Your info of this video is almost dumber then the video, oh and of course the title, go eat some rice

[ricolinoroque]

so now everything that rolls in 4 wheels is rice?

[iHaz1Lemonz]

@ricolinoroque Does that mean that....My DOG! Is a RICER!?! :O

[ricolinoroque]

@iHaz1Lemonz according to this video .. well yes hahahaha!

[iHaz1Lemonz]

@ricolinoroque HOLY....SHIT! I gotta get racin'!

[dpimpchris]

who does a race, starts from a roll and only go from 25-50mph?

[KhoaFTL]

Yeah nice auto mate.

[barreltrollololol]

Andy! Stop recording!

[bluemoonseller]

red neck trolls

[KRKruger1]

monte carlo isnt a ricer lol that just prob has a v6... and thats all stock so it cant be riced.

[MrPh3nom1]

that's some gay cobolt



[siucdude88]

so you just barely beat a monte carlo? nice win

[phonixinuinit]

ali g in da house i wondered where he went

[treverleefrechette]

malibu ss?

[808jonnyreb]

Am I the only that finds it comical that the "race" is from 25mph to 50mph? HAHA

[orochimaruisugly]

You're driving a vehicle made by GM. My respect has dropped below 0 for you.

[treverleefrechette]

impalla ss?



[808jonnyreb]

@treverleefrechette Nope



[xxbrew1690xx]

U cant call a Chevy Monte carlo a ricer lmao

[97dakotaRT]

LOL ah its a monte ahahaha. Wanna Race?

[97dakotaRT]

What the fuck are you driving then?

[80srockforever]

@gone911helloWRX haha ever heard of a Pontiac Firebird? Try beating that and you'll end up in a world full of hurt lol

[MarkieBhoy17]

whats a ricer

[Skaterrocker842]

@MarkieBhoy17 A car that has too many accessories that have NO effect, whatsoever, on the speed and performance of a car. It is just a stupid word that people use to diss cars that are OVERLY modded for no reason. The car is usually an import from Asia, thus the term "Rice".

[MarkieBhoy17]

@Skaterrocker842 THANKS

[Skaterrocker842]

@MarkieBhoy17 You're welcome, I was wondering a while ago so now I am glad to explain it to people

[MarkieBhoy17]

@Skaterrocker842 i suppose everyone does wonder iftheyve never seena ricer video on utube orspeaking about it!!!

[Skaterrocker842]

@MarkieBhoy17 Yeah, true. I mean it is a word that really is just used freely if you don't like someone's car haha

[MrSort11]

@Skaterrocker842 explain what thats a chevy.



[Skaterrocker842]

@MrSort11 He asked what a ricer was, and I explained to him that it was pretty much a poopy foreign car (yes I know that there is noooo way that this is a ricer).

[tachikoma747]

lol good ol monte carlo. using the same ugly ass interior and body style since 2000

[nonemc]

Lol, both cars are nasty, buy a real GM car. xD

[02prixGT]

gtp are better than carlos

wasent a 3800

[02prixGT]

gtp are better than carlos

[thunderup86]

thats actually not a 3.4 its a 3.8 but whatever that ss looks like a impala if that what it is it has a low powered 5.3

[000ADRush]

your driving a monte carlo SS and your bashing on another carlo ? umm i dont care what the little tag after your montecarlo says, its still a montecarlo

[ilovewillsmiththecat]

It's a 2007 Monte Carlo SS that they are filming from

[jedwards09elmira]

I know two people who own cobalts, both of them are fat slobs who knew nothing about cars before owning them. Now they both act like they built the damn things just because they have tiny superchargers

[automechanic01]

wtf there no fart can on it your in a dam cobalt my friend has same interior on his cobalt your the ricer not the monte

[OldsPowered69]

both car's are shit slow. so it isnt a cobalt, even if it was an impala or carlo ss, they are big and over weight...and judging by your ogre sized fore arm and hands, it seems both cars are a perfect fit for you...

[stylinwiley]

lmao the motor in a cobalt holds the speed record for 4cyl so get real guys.

[silverstonedwolf1]

cobalts are pretty fast if you mod the engine

[1984buickboy]

Jeez to idiots in 2 low power Chevy's raceing. there is a minute 56 seconds of my life wasted. Get a muscle car then go race, oh and save the cobalt for your ride to work.

[adiosk8r91]

5.3L V8 vs a 3.4L V6 not really a race dont you think? hell even the 3800 II S/C couldn't stand a chance.

[archon808]

Was the yellow car even trying. It looks so slow. Was this really a race? lol! You guys dont have to worry about cops because your cars cant break 50mph

[adiosk8r91]

@archon808 That yellow Monte Carlo was probably trying, it only has a 3.4L V6 and those didn't have much output at all. The camera car was a 06+ Monte Carlo SS that has a 5.3L V8 and more than likely they were not trying

[italianwhiplash]

both are equally horrible cars soo haha

[AlanCropsey]

Both of you are douche bags

[VampireLincoln]

3 honks and we go okay? Ready?

1 mississippi, 2..HEADSTART 3... (Fart Canon Active!)

[SONYMAN915]

JUST BUYING SEEING THE SS ON YOUR STEERING WHEEL , I WAS WOOOW. NO WONDER HE GOT SMOKED,

[martinez1701a]

thats not a V8 thats a V6 prob a 3800 same as a grand prix that engine is prob making about 200hp wouldnt be a fair race cuz cobalt ss is lighter

[zamarahix]

They arent racing, their running from boarder partol.

[SubZer089]

@zamarahix "They aren't racing. They're running from Border Patrol"

I fixed it for you since you failed fixing your own comment.

[zamarahix]

They arent racing, they are running from boarder patrol.

[chrisborders1]

i have a monte carlo and im not that fucking stupid

[prremines09]

first of all thats not a ricer he just has a terrible exhaust.. look up the definition for ricer. and for all the people that say he's driving a colbalt ss he's not he driving a monte carlo ss. neither of them should be trying to race cuz they're both slow as fuck

[colindyvig]

Wow.....lowest speed race EVAR!!! Both cars are REALLY slow....

[lokinhosk7]

thats not a cobalt SS, its a camaro SS. cobalt wouldn't have a chance with the montecarlo. Im a honda guy -_-

[bebopola]

is that beavis and butthead who's holding the camera?

[slingblade1991]

HHR ss?

[mrtaz1990]

SO HE THINKS THAT HES A RICER...UMM I DONT THINK SO THATS JUST A REGULAR CAR WITH A BODY KIT...LOL

[wlb136724]

Hahaha, wow. What a dumbass. "Lets race my 170hp 3.4 against a 305 hp 5.3 Monte SS." Epic fail. I liked when he screwed up the honks so he could get a jump on you too, priceless.

[ligon11]

thats either a new impala ss or the 06 monte carlo ss with the 5.3l V8 people



[intheshitter]

That guys accent is bad ass.

[tarren14]

HAHAHAHAHA

[j6mmer]

That is the gayest yellow Monte i've ever seen -.-

It's not even an SS...none of the badges say so. Soo, that means this tard has a 3.4l lol.

He coulda bought a nice'ish used L67 for the about the same price as the yellow paint and fagpipe.

Props to the SS Monte with the 5.3L. Pretty nice for a lux./sports mix car. If only they were made in RWD with a stick-tranny!

[zurbon]

How is that a ricer its a stock 3.8l monte carlo vs a 5.3 monte carlo go figure.

[burb1e1]

u drive a monte carlo ss? in the colour of shit aswell? with a ricer bomb exhaust of your own.. ? damn u are fucking good

[fenixans]

all u have to do to make any vehicle rice is put a fart pipe or huge wing/body kit. rims can pass though

[MrZ0608]

Solid race haha

[xDenako]

you guys both suck. your racing automatic economy cars. get over yourselves.

[dmharvey79]

Can my M3 get in on some of these races? (-:

[stickit2damanleosis]

id whup both of you from 25 mph. however i will give you credit for having a 200 lb passenger

[Driftking281]

ok if you drive a cobalt you just need to be shot. there a piece shit all there good for is ....... oh yeah thats rite NOT A DAMN THANG!!!!!!!!

[the80h]

he will never be pulled over for wreckless driving or speeding cuz the cop will pass him on green lights.

[MrRgreer]

Older V-6 Monte, the 5.3 v-8 was much quicker

[RXHardstyle]

lol 25 to 50 hhah

[SKILASTIES]

Don't make fun of the guy! He was doing the legal version of racing. Race as fast as you can until you hit the speed limit, then stop. Haha

[MrDillon10]

some sweet Monte Carlos in this vid!! hahaha sike

[Strotkyle]

the monte carlo is not a ricer you f ing idiot, and you guys were rolling in an ss, does that make his monte carlo a ricer because he had an ls in his, you e-tards

[generon92]

unless your car is pushin atleast 450hp. your car sucks. no matter what it is. my cars pushing 250. so guess what? it sucks.

[airforceranger48]

@generon92 its not just about horsepower, its more about power to weight ratio... my bike only has around 150-160 hp, but it will smash almost every car out there, unless a car is pushing 800+ hp, or is a ceartain few supercars with a 500,000 + price tag, it just wont compete.... on the same token, you could have a much lighter car with a 300-350 hp range, that will destroy a 450 hp, much heavier car.... but the monte carlo is just a goose... too heavy, not enough HP, & no ability to increase it

[generon92]

@airforceranger48 yeah man im sayin cars. my car is 3000 pounds it sucks so bad to. bike are obviously gonna fuck shit up i get what your saying though definately.

[airforceranger48]

wow... really.. who puts a fart can on a monte carlo, and who tries to race him in a colbalt... my wife used to drive a colbalt... till i got rid of it, cuz it was a piece of shit... what a fag!

[DrSanya007]

@airforceranger48 did your wife ever told you that you got a mild case of retardation? if not now you know. cause it aint cobalt and if you wanna know what it is and how much faster it is then your car watch my other videos

[airforceranger48]

@DrSanya007 oooo... my bad ... so you drive a monte carlo... still a VERY gay car. yea, your car has a LS4, but it's actually a de-tuned LS4, and its still FWD!!! which is retarded. and the 4T65 tranny wont handle much more power then the 300 that the car comes with stock. so good job dousche bag... you have just got yourself a smallblock car, that you cant really do shit to... who is really the retard here?

[burn21991]

@DrSanya007 hes driving a 2007 monte carlo, auto, fwd \,,/ totally sick duuuude. plus street racing is bad.

[craigchrist360]

@DrSanya007 @airforceranger48 did your wife ever told you that you got a mild case of retardation?

lol nice one. He is been retarded cause i did calling him that. -Hope i spoke ur language well enough for ya to get my point

[raphbadminton]

@DrSanya007 "did your wife ever told you" HAHAHAHA

[airforceranger48]

@DrSanya007 also bro... along with my other posts, about how driving a monte carlo ss is like winning the special olympics... i would SMOKE that piece of shit with my mustang... just saying

[Shittalker311]

@DrSanya007 ur car is slow. a colbalt ss would beat u



[MrBarnes44]

@airforceranger48 this is not a cobalt it is an impala ss

[airforceranger48]

@MrBarnes44 yes... i figured that out... still, might as well be driving a cobalt... sure the monte carlo has an ls in it... but its a front wheel drive ls... so its kinda like winning the 100 meter dash at the special olympics... yea, u might be a lil quick... but your still retarded

[Shittalker311]

@airforceranger48 saying he has a colbalt was up his pride. he has a gay ass monte carlo ss lol a colbalt ss would smoke his ass

[worldofwilfred]

youre calling him a ricer you driving a colbalt ss

[DrSanya007]

@worldofwilfred well I am calling you a retard cause it is not a cobalt, take the dick away from your eyes so you can see better

[worldofwilfred]

@DrSanya007 so what are you driving then?

[airforceranger48]

@worldofwilfred he drives a monte carlo ss... look at the post below

[GTtuner56]

@DrSanya007 What car is it then ? a Malibu SS ? I don't know a lot of cars with the "SS" Badge in the steering wheel (that are recent)

[shaunz55]

@DrSanya007 Isn't yours a monte carlo as well?

[I3lackl3ear]

@DrSanya007 lol it is a SS.... at 1:29 u can see the steering wheel logo..... U dont need to lie... dick head and dont even trying to said its a camaro ss either..

[SubZer089]

@DrSanya007 Wow, a True Ricer calls a Cobalt SS a Camaro SS. Good luck with that.

[worldofwilfred]

@DrSanya007 well instead of telling me off tell ME WHAT FUCKING CAR IT IS.... christ

[MRJOMAYO]

@DrSanya007 great comeback....

[00PEACE00DUDE00]

@DrSanya007 why not just say what your car is because im not going to go watch your stupid videos and you should really learn how to form a proper sentence because you sound like a retard.

[carveriscool]

@DrSanya007 okay smartass, then what is it?

[SomecoolName1]

@worldofwilfred its not a cobalt.  And cobalts are not imports. Fail.

[adiosk8r91]

@worldofwilfred Dumbass do you research on cars before you go hating. Maybe if you knew anything about Monte Carlo's you would know that they have a distinctive interior dash layout. In case you are wondering they are driving a 7th gen Monte Carlo SS with a 5.3L V8... get your facts straight, and a Cobalt SS aint a ricer if its beating your honda civic.

[worldofwilfred]

@adiosk8r91 it is if its losing to my mustang, and if your saying that you were rolling against another monte than your a hypocrite because their both jumped up FWD sedans.

[adiosk8r91]

@worldofwilfred Dude the yellow Monte Carlo is a 3.4L V6 AKA its a LS not a SS. The car that the races against the yellow Monte Carlo is a 06+ Monte Carlo SS with a 5.3L V8 that came STOCK with it.

Trust me I am a Monte Carlo owner AND a Mustang owner. and as far as you owning a Mustang why don't you have a video of it on YouTube then huh? you think your some kind of hot shot just because you SAY you own a Mustang? take it up against my 1988 Mustang GT 306 with 4:11 gears, I dare you.

[adiosk8r91]

@worldofwilfred Those were both Monte Carlo's and if you think and aftermarket exhaust makes a car "jumped up" then maybe you shouldn't be behind the wheel of a Mustang.

[worldofwilfred]

@adiosk8r91 no... i dont think a POS tin can for an exhaust makes it " jumped up" by jumped up i would mean hyped up... and rice is little four banger piece of shit cars with unneeded spoilers and body kits EVEN THOUGH THEY ARE FWD

[adiosk8r91]

@adiosk8r91 and if that is too fast for you I got another 1988 Mustang GT that is bone stock with a 302. Don't worry Maybe you can keep up to my Monte Carlo.

[SKILASTIES]

Hey, give the guy props, he didn't want to race over the speed limit. Now that is a good legal race(!) hahaha (sarcasm)

[BoyPocketsJr]

lol.....

[PFieroGT87]

the monte carlo stopped being cool when it became a fwd platform.

[teddy3412]

my friend put dual fart can exhausts on his carlo SS. completly uneeded.

[iammrprince]

Which one was the rice againr? They were both chevs... with the whitest "niggas" I've ever seen. thug life yo lol

[RPGsus]

light saber 0:27

[partyboyurmom]

25-50? What's that.... one damn gear?

[cchshockey4]

D- Click- N (rev) Click D again

XD lolz

[lethaldosage6040]

If someone rolled up recording me, I'd throw my feces at them.

[TheZoelzer2]

i could smoke u on my bicycle

[savingprivatryan]

how the fuck was that a ricer?

[chinolal]

@savingprivatryan

because the guy's car was all show but no go.

[savingprivatryan]

@chinolal ahh thats true..