Mass Effect 2 - Garrus is Always Impressivly Busy

[poslednisoud]

We can only imagine how fast would Normandy be destroyed without a year long calibrations ;)

[crilleedara]

I´ve got no idea how many times this´ve happened to me..

[pantscheese]

Wrex.

[TheCitrusGames]

"I'm in the middle of some calibrations" is a way better joke than fucking "I took and arrow to the knee."

[Omegahazard]

@TheCitrusGames Can you tell me where does that arrow to the knee joke come from?

[FurrySoup]

@Omegahazard In The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, when you're walking around, city guards will randomly walk past you and say "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow in the knee." This saying became a mildly amusing retort, on many forum websites until it got out of control and spread like cancer to things such as FaceBook and subsequently around the entire internet where the brain dead retards spewed it out like diarrhea thinking it was "TEH FUNYEST THING EVAR!1!!"

[TheCitrusGames]

@Omegahazard Skyrim. Town guards occasionally say that wen u approach them and it became very noticeble that every guard says that as if all guards were once adventurers but then they all took arrows to their knees. It was funny at first but then it became really repetitive

[thestorniolo]

garrus:shepard,can we talk?

shepard:can you wait for a bit,i'm killing some collector here

garrus:talk to you later shepard

shepard:garrus

[TheKevinwashere]

*when Shepard and Miranda are having sex Garrus walks in*

Garrus: "I'm done with those calibrations, you wanted to talk?"

[TheStimpyland]

@TheKevinwashere

*While having sex with Tali*

Garrus: Shephard, have you got a minute

Shephard: Can it wait for a bit, I'm in the middle of some Talibrations

[MrGodbodyNewday]

when garrus dies...

Jesus: I'm here to take you with me.

Garrus: Can't it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations.

Jesus: fucking asshole...

[Alowisiuz]

Garrus: Shepard, I'm glad you came by. I may need your help. Sidonus has...

Shepard: Let me stop you right there Garrus. I don't have time for your long boring side quest to gain your loyalty. I'm in the middle of some important calibrations...

Garrus: .....

Shepard: * puts sunglasses on* YEEEAAAHHH

[belltom1212]

dont you need to shoot the gun o callibrate?

[purplebananafish]

Everyday I'm Calibrating!

*cue funky disco beat*

[TheBIOPRINCE]

If his calibrations aren't useful i ME3 I'll kill him.

[cyclopsdias]

Makes you feel like an ass for scrathing your balls while on the Normandy while garrus tirelessly calibrates ALL THE TIME and yet can accompany you in missions.

[oldsman7]

Sheppard: I've had enough of your snide calibrations...

[magua4]

it made my day to find out that everyone else was just as frustrated about garrus' calibrations, i thought I was just being a dumbass for trying to get something out of him every time i completed a mission

[XxReaperZeroxX]

One of these days Shepard's just gonna go "Have you got a minute"

Garrus: "Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations."

Shepard: I've had enough of your irrelevant occupations! *PUNCH*

[Trixter457]

Shepard: OK THATS IT! YOU HAVE SPENT TWO GAMES ON THESE GOD DA...

Garrus (inturupting): I finished my Reaper off button, now when they invade we push it and we win!

[dragonforks93]

Garrus: Bitches don't know bout my calibrations.

[tubechao999]

I can think of a dozen pickup lines if Garrus gets to be a male-male romance option. "Hey Garrus, I have a long weapon for you to calibrate". "Hey Garrus, why don't you let me calibrate your efficiency in bed?" "Hey Garrus, how about we try some oral calibrations?" "Hey Garrus, why don't you show me how you pop a heat sink?" "Hey Garrus, room in that armor for two?" "Hey Garrus, I want to get into your sights." "Have you got a minute...for love?" Oh man, I'm so in love with Garrus.

[XxReaperZeroxX]

Garrus: Finally, peace and quiet. Now, I'm gonna calibrate the shit outta these weapons.

[Timestopper117]

Garrus: I'm gonna do some calibrations, BITCHES LOVE CALIBRATIONS.

[MagicAccent]

I use this all the time when I don't want to talk to people.

Shuts people up in an instant, never fails.

[TheBladerunner22]

Shepard: Garrus, you said the same thing yesterday...do you not want to talk to me?

Garrus: Um....No its.... not .... that ..ummm. uh... YOU KNOW WHAT CAN A GUY MASTURBATE IN PEACE!!!

[DiscordChaos]

Ah yes, "calibrations." Something Garrus is supposedly doing in order to avoid talking to Shepard. We have dismissed that claim.

[will3pr]

What calibrations? He sits on his ass once Shepard leaves, double checks just to make sure too lol

[keshaz12]

I bet garrus is one of those "Looking bussy but doing nothing" type of guy :D

[Grivahri]

@keshaz12 My name is Garrus, I do stuff on things. Look how busy I am.

[RetlocLive]

Why couldn't Bioware make him say anything else when hes busy.

At least when you try to talk to say... Mordin, he at least as more quotes to say when hes busy.

[TheSlee1234]

I'd hate to think what a romantic relationship between femshep and Garrus would be like...

[GangsterHutterite]

@TheSlee1234 You haven't tried that it yet?

Human sex. Too mainstream.

[Blackemperess]

@TheSlee1234 Not that hard to find out. Type it in and youtube shall provide. ;)

[vc180191]

@TheSlee1234 Painful, ask Mordin about it, he goes on about using all different kinds of lubes to reduce chafing, and warns that due to different amino acids, Turian *tissue* is harmful to humans, as in cause heart attack harmful, so Shephard must avoid "Consuming"

[NickMaloney92]

And by calibrations he means go away Shepard I need to fap to Fornax now. I mean seriously what else would he do? EH EH ;) ???

[AlisdairTW]

'Battle scene against the Protheans'

Shephard: It's alright, with the amount of calibrating Garrus has been doing on the ship we should be fine.

Shephard: Garrus, have you finished your upgrades we need them now!

Garrus: Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations.

Shephard: FFFFUUUUUU....................­..............................­...

[oscarface94o]

MIRANDA FTW because she has that ASS, i wish u could continue ur love when the game finished but no :( same dialog over and over gve me some time and that garrus i am in some calibration ( calibrating his mothers ass ) got inspired by miranda AZZ

[StrictSnow]

Commander, I wanted to thank you?

Thank me?

Yeah... but can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations.

[MrQueenie]

- Garrus, could you start calibrating our weapon systems?

- Can it wait? I'm in the middle of some calibrations

[LiliumSnow]

Oh Garrus, don't lie to us.

We all know you're playing "Robot Unicorn Attack" when no one is looking.

It's nothing to be ashamed of :P

[AciDD00M]

Shepard: Hey Garrus.

Garrus: Shepard, I finally tracked down Sidonis.

Shepard: Can it wait for a bit I'm in the middle of some Calibrations.

Garrus: I should go.

Jack: ENEMIES EVERYWHERE!

[TarielMaeda]

I'll be here if you need me *under breath* doing calibrations.

[BiohazardLOS]

in mass effect 3 calibrations are in middle of garrus :D

[randomface54]

If your attempts at conversation with him interrupt his calibrations more than 20 times in ME2, in ME3 when you reach the Reaper homeworld, Garrus will not have finished calibrating the top-secret Turian super-weapon so he won't be able to destroy the Reapers and the galaxy will be destroyed, all because you wanted to have an irrelevant converstion about nothing!

[theguywhoannoysme]

@randomface54 That should happen.

[trams33]

can it wait for a bit im in the middle of a circle jerk

[Rhaviewoos]

I hate when Garrus says "I'm here if you need me".

APPARENTLY NOT, YOU SON OF A BITCH.

[Adeon55]

"I'll be here if you need me."

> Smile.

> Walk away.

> GIVE GARRUS THE FINGER

[L4sz10]

Ah yes, Calibrations. We have already dismissed that claim.

[WillisDCade]

YOUR NEVER THERE WHEN I NEED YOU :(

[XandrakeSaysHi]

Garrus: "Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibra-"

*RENEGADE INTERRUPT*

Shepard: "NO, it can't "wait for a bit", unlike the last 17 times I've tried to talk to you."

*pulls out gun, points it at Garrus*

Garrus: "Ha. Your exagerating...now stop joking around these calib-"

*SHOOTS GARRUS IN THE KNEE*

Garrus: "AH! WHAT THE HELL SHEPARD!?"

Shepard: "Now, you and I are going to sit here and have a quality conversation with eachother like old buddies should! NOW!"

[HappyIsFleeting]

@XandrakeSaysHi XD They should put that in ME3! I would laugh so hard!

[nekomaniac13]

Oh please Garrus. We all know that it's pr0n.

[LiliumSnow]

"I'll be here if you need me."

YOU'RE NEVER AVAILABLE WHEN I NEED YOU!!! ;___;

[gimee50k]

I've had enough of your disengenuous calibrations.

[KoronofHearts]

Harbinger: WE ARE YOUR ASCENSION THROUGH DESCTRUCTION

Garrus: Can it wait a minute? I'm in the middle of some calibrations...

Reaper: Oh, OK o-o .....

Thus, the Reapers were stopped in waiting for Garrus to finish his never-ending calibrations and the Milky Way was saved.

[XandrakeSaysHi]

Garrus: "Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibra-"

*RENEGADE INTERRUPT*

Shepard: "NO, it can't wait for a bit, unlike the last 17 times I've tried to talk to you."

*pulls out gun, points it at Garrus*

Garrus: "Ha. Your exagerating...now stop joking around these calibr-"

*shoots Garrus in the knee*

Garrus: "AH! WHAT THE HELL SHEPARD!?"

Shepard: "Now...you and I are going to sit here and have a quality conversation with eachother like old buddies should! NOW!"

[GregoleX2]

@XandrakeSaysHi OK I not one to LMAO but i did for this comment.

[XandrakeSaysHi]

GARRUS

Y U NO EVER FINISH CALIBRATIONS

[LoboFan1000]

oh yeah your too busy doing nothing to talk to me

[halflifefan84]

I hope to god that garrus finishes his calibrations in Mass Effect 3!!!

Also, I really hope that they get better animators for ME3, the graphics in this game were insane, and this game ran very well on my PC, but the animations..... ugh.... it made the game look so corny in the long run.

[Forestimp45]

"Calibrations" my ass, you know he's just fapping in there all day.

[BloisFulcher]

I am impressed.

[Raven42222]

Garrus is too busy to do some calibrations because he is in the middle of some calibrations.

...wait... TIME PARADOX

[caleb4080]

They should give Garrus and every other crew member more lines.

Thumbs up for the crew returning im mass effect 3

[GuyWithChainsaw]

now i know what to tell when i want someone to fuck off

[TheBrandonGames]

I'm commander Shepard, and this is my favorite prick on the Normandy.

[VampireHiryu]

Shepard: Ok Garrus, I'll sit right here and wait for you to finish those calibrations. Then we''ll talk.

[wermm2]

@VampireHiryu that should have been a response

[GuyWithChainsaw]

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[Bluestudio555]

@VampireHiryu You would sooner die of old age.

[AnonIonCannon]

GARRUS ARE YOU TOO BUSY TO RUN CALIBRATIONS ON MY HEART ;-;

[Hayaishin]

@AnonIonCannon I am sorry but the game should be focused on fun and not how much dick the captain can suck.

[0PyramidHead]

Every time I talk to him he always calibrating his

[SgtAza]

@0PyramidHead ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL!

[Santana105]

I've seen that quick head turn way too many times

[devilstroke]

LMAO