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  • He reminds me of Dane Cook.

  • fail

  • I heard if you say asanine any more you might actually sound intellectual

  • i do not understand the tags...

  • you need to wear the sweater vest once again

  • Yeah that didn't pan out....

  • This guy is such a fucking douche.

  • @JackofTrades75 then STFU and stop hating :D

  • huhuhat jemand Lust mit mir zu chatten bin wieder Einsam und gelangweilt

  • well, starngely people subscribe and watch, so yeah, tehy must need it

  • Dude, are you like comenting on ALL of his videos? Why watch them when you hate them?

  • Then why watch it?

  • i wish he wouldnt miss so much! PHIL!...PHIL!!....PHIL!!!...do your show on time no more missing. only the things you say are important to me. MAKE ME A SAMMICH!

  • Obama SHIRT? xDD

  • 1:25 i thought u were kassam g

  • lol came back just for you

  • you always said you didnt wanna give out your political views. last 3 seconds. haha :P im so damn smart

  • S my D, I'm on crack ('cause it's wack)

  • i like your sweater vest. it's cute. you're cute

  • im subed to every channel sxephil is on, even the station which sux balls

  • O.O ... are you guys serious? look it up on google =='

  • i love ur voice

  • Is the V just too old fashion nowadays?

  • i know i would

  • haha i thought M was Muff before i thought Mouth....sigh i suck lol

  • i thought it was supposed to be 'Minge' But thats just slang :D

  • I've never even heard that word. Failure.

  • lol im from North Carolina

  • I feel stupid ... What does the A stand for?

  • Ass...maybe idk

  • Put my dick in your mouth and ass?

    ... I'm guessing the D and M is dick and mouth because, well, he's Phil. But good guess. That was my first thought.

  • nice haircut =)

  • North carolina???? Thats where i live!!! :DD

  • Yours, not your's. And capitalization, not capitolization. Nice job you friggen jackin ape. (:

  • Lol Do You Like 2 Put Ur Dick In Ur Friends Mounds ?

    xD

  • Most Americans are smart, you people probably say you met the like 50 - 80% of Americans but you really only met like 10 people. if America is so stupid why do we have people coming here for a better opportunity. Most famous people on YouTube are American. They're are famous because they like to have fun and show people funny stuff. Unlike you people calling us stupid, apparently having fun is just stupid and we shouldn't do it. But you people don't even know how to be fun.

  • dont be offended, its just statistics, you are the dumbest nation, if the the dumbest than certainly in the top 5 and in the top 5 of fattest too

  • it sucks to be "the the" dumbest nation but we probly are

    the the fattest.

  • its a typo, go learn something, and a second language would help too

  • actually a third language would be the next step for me, idk about you ya stupid bastard, and just so you know that was stupidest fuckin comeback i've ever seen.........or heard for that matter

  • i live in NC! i hate it. nothing to do where i live

  • lol my name is julia and i hate NC too! i dont live there but i hate it because two really close friends had to move there so NC makes me sad :(

  • I know, right? sucks here.

  • people that are angry at sarcasm or the pointing out of ignorance in others are probably not to bright themselves.

  • LOL

    you're great.

  • Dude you're one to talk. Your one 11 second video sucks. I have to admit, most Americans are stupid though....

  • Unless you have come into contact with at LEAST 70% of the total population of America, and I mean every single person part of that 70%, then you are just simply being rude by saying most Americans are stupid. Yeah, there is a portion of the population that is lazy, obese and just plain stupid but EVERY country can say the same. A lot of the time, the stupid people make more noise than the intelligent people so unfortunately, you feel like you have to associate everyone with those particulars.

  • Meh, most is probably more than 50% so I'd say at LEAST 60%, but that's beside the point. Yes, you're right, I can't say that most Americans are stupid and still be politically correct because I haven't met at least 60 or 70% of Americans. I apologize. I can say, however, most Americans that I have met are stupid to a degree (except for a certain group).

  • fuck you im american and my iq is 146 im sick of this fucking stereotype that americans are stupid and we all like George Bush

  • Well first, just because you're smart doesn't mean that every American is as well. I'm so tempted to make some jab at your bad grammar, but that would just be ad hom so I won't.

    I am American as well. Been here all my life. Most Americans I've met, except for a specific group, are stupid. Sheeple. They follow the masses without actually looking into the issue at hand first. Also, public schools are terrible because the main focus is monetary, not educational.

  • Also, you can't prove your IQ is 146 so I'll simply ignore that. If I told you my IQ is 146, would you believe me? Probably not. Why should I believe you?

  • i wuld believe you, im 12 and mines 160

  • im 12 and mines over 9000. >.>

  • Meh well, I wasn't talking to you. Your IQ doesn't actually change drastically with age. It's not the amount of knowledge that determines IQ because you really don't have a say in that unless you're homeschooled. It's your logical etc. skills. I'm 13 and my IQ is around..... eh..... 140 I'd say. Haven't had it tested in a while though. Last time it was tested it was around 150 though.

  • lol >.>

  • umm.. actually it does!

    Think of a 7 year old, what's his IQ?

    Now think of him 10 years later, don't you think he'll be smarter? xDD

  • i agree with lexi186, i dont know why the thumbs down.

  • yes i completly trust you being honest with your iq.

  • That is stupid considering iq is relative and is more a measure of your creativity and isn't a real indicator of intelligence.

  • YES!! us americans are so fucking stupid, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR REMINDING ME! especially since the fact that in your opinion he's ridiculous, his videos have zero content and he is ugly as hell, has anything to do with americans being stupid.

  • well its not my fault that you americans have the worst examples of human beings here in youtube lool.

    that was not a strike to americans in general, its just when we see videos like these we regret navigating on youtube. lol.

    hasta

  • You can't know for certain that they live in the USA. So technically speaking, no. Oh, and that's your opinion even if you DID know they are all American. 'Worst example of human being' is subjective. To one person Osama bin Laden might be the worst example of a human being, but to a radical Muslim (no offense to Muslims, I have lots of cool Muslim friends) he might be an outstanding human being.

    If saying Americans are the worst examples of beings isnt a strike at Americans, what is it then?

  • Phil looks a teeny bit like Michael Mcintyre

  • cool

  • you can put your D wherever you want to, but I have some sugestions to make. You're awsome btw

  • What the hell happened at the end there?

  • my dog in your mole and ash tray

  • your d in my a/v/m, don't really mind

  • dude your awesome i think your show is awesome and every thing is so awesome peace out

  • My D in Your M and A Right Now OK?

    My Dick in Your Mouth and Ass Right now OK?

  • no shit.

  • why did you not tell me about the other channel earlier i just subscribed to them both right now!

  • no phil u can not do those things with u D

  • He probably does get some good shit... \|/

    :P

  • GOD!!! he's so fuckin hot to me for some reason. his brain makes him so sexy.

  • MDMA OK?

  • Umm I dont think hes human soo yea.... Hes 86% Kryptonian and 14% Nabooian....

  • my dick in your mouth and ass right now ok? WTF? ROFLAMO

  • my dinosaur in your menstration and apple

  • XD hahaha nice

  • haha aren't you creative! (x

  • Ready? NOOOO!!!!

  • where in N.C. does your mom live? thats my STATE man =D

  • Rocking the sweater vests; Phil.

    :)

  • Lmao, the green top under is actually v. cool,

    the sweater, he is working it, but the green top looks better itself.

  • "Came back just for me", aha

  • He must be Itialian...

  • HIS HANDS. ALWAYS. MOVE.

  • he gesticulates

  • LOL... i noticed that to

  • what does assnine mean?

  • asinine: devoid of intelligence

  • oh, ty for fast reply:D

  • it suppose to mean to be stubborn without cause.. but dont word for word me on that @_@

  • It means stubborn

  • obama

  • no one cares about your excuses....just get on with it

  • please check out OMGfather on youtube! they are really great and need some subs!!!

    watch?v=CdEfKXDsDZ0

  • OMG i figured it out! u kinda remind me of dane cook!!!! a littleee lolllll

  • NO!!! Phil is way better than that douche.

  • oh yeah!! they're pretty similiar..kinda in the way they say their words...i just saw dane cook actually =D

  • Holy CRAP you talk with your hands! You do it a lot more in this video than the others. Nothing wrong with it...I'm just saying. Dang lol.

  • What ever happened to BBK lol

  • OMG he plays cod4, means hes a fag, Grow the fuck up kid.

  • OMG he play's cod4, you play Gay mexican hooker's for a free BJ :D Funny thing is, Yohohourrrr !!.... gonna Die of a disease meant for Pork .... Ironic? No, not in any term or phrase, I'm here all week, Aur Rivour !

  • How am I racist? I said Mexican because Lo and Behold, that is where the Swine Flu broke out. So how, in any shape or form, am I being Racist in that comment?

  • huh?

  • Rz u sewious????

  • How much money do you spend on batteries?

  • naughty words - I love it! you're quite entertaining.... like a little sugar glider chirping in the night. HA LOL

  • gotta luv phil.

  • STOP moving your hands

  • haha, he does move his hand allot, o well, i love this guy, GO PHIL!

  • he said ass

  • Fact: you suck at photoshop

  • phil should be the new mr. rogers

  • "It's a wonderful day to be a neighbo-SHUT YOUR FUCKING DOG UP!!!"

    "Oh, look, it's the trolley. It looks like a d***o."

  • just say dildo ya fucking pansee

  • looks like he was man enough to say "FUCKING"

  • I know what a dumbass!

  • you look like samburg

  • YOUR HAIR==AWESOMENESSSS :)

  • he reminds me of dane cook

  • hes funnier than dane cook could ever aspire to be.

  • naw dane cook isnt a douch bag lik this dude so id say mr. cook is a bit funnier

  • g4tv's x-play gave final fantasy 7 a 2/5

    So...

  • Can you do a WHATTHEBUCK parody???

  • u did shibby411

  • um, why?

  • you really are sexy and funny :)

  • Philly D/more please!

  • too many hand gestures lol

  • that's a sign of a great actor.

  • heh

  • You said asinine too many times. =)

  • what does video name have to do with video ?? lol ur video names are different than video :P.

  • Hey i know what D M and A means....

  • Di*k As* and Mouth :p. .