I wish A.J. Holmes was my history teacher. It would be TOTALLY AWESOME
And there's the plus thAt he has connections with pretty much all the important people. If he needs to make a short film or commercial he would just call ethan kuperberg
If he needs Somone to demontsrate how to stop.drop.and roll, he could just call Lauren lopez.
Now idk about you but I could learn just about anything from A.J. Holmes
Sorry I can't seem to get paragraphs but here are the lyrics: In 1492 Columbus sailed the ocean blue he had a crippling vice For a fancy Indian spice So he knew what he had to do But then he landed here in America, no spices so instead He did something original And killed all the aboriginals! Yes he left them all for dead Chorus: In the culture of America, sing it all day long! In the culture of America, where we are never wrong!
(Chorus) Now in 1776, we were having some conflicts With a mother country who wanted us to die So we killed all the redcoats Yes, we slit open their throats And that’s called the Fourth of July! (Chorus) Now in a place called Gitmo Bay We keep bad people away Sure they didn’t do anything wrong, But it’s still where they belong! So raise the flag and shout hooray!
@hippyfriend ooooooooooooooh, thank you! Thank you so much! Now I just gotta figure how to make a video with them... anyone fiure that I'm bad with computers? :)
Okay, would someone please get the lyrics, this song is awesome and I could so pown the history students at my school with it! I love this thing, so catchy.
"Whats that Jacob? Your dad told you something different? well is your dad a teacher? No he's not! no he's not! so why dont you just shut the hell up and let me finish my lesson ok?" and for some reason the way hes sings "if you don't shape up your getting an F!" makes me laugh! <3 A.J. frikin Holmes so so so so SUPEMEGAFOXYAWESOMEHAWT!!
"Alright, that’s it, if you don’t sing I’m not finishing this song. And I am not leaving this stage. You’ve heard the chorus three times by now, it’s up to you to sing. WILL YOU SING?? If you don’t do it you will look stupid, this is not television it is history. 1, 2, a-1 2 3!"
My APUSH teacher was offended. I can't really understand why. He thinks the song is very critical of history teachers.
Anyway. I think AJ Holmes is just the best thing ever. Especially when he gets super into the music and starts shaking his head and making his hair flop. Darren Criss is a forgotten fantasy. AJ Holmes is my new Starkid crush.
"Now culture is defined as therefinedunderstandingorappreciationotheartsandothermanifestationofhumanintellectualachievementregardedcollectively--follow so far?"
@livexlaughxxACT I started singing this at work and my manager just looked at me like I was nuts when I talked about how we slit the redcoat's throats and that's what the 4th of the July is.
So cheery...
firefly2552025 3 weeks ago
AJ, you're absolutely hilarious. And incredibly talented. Is there anything you're NOT good at??
.. No?
Didn't think so :D
SiriuslyMisto 1 month ago
I would so pay attention in class if aj was my teacher.
TheAlliebee1231 2 months ago 2
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2LegitCrater 3 months ago
Can I just like... Marry him?
GraceLamportTV 4 months ago
I would totally pay attention in school if they got aj holmes to come and sing this :)
meowmix1331 4 months ago 10
I would give up an arm to see this live.
CheeseIsTheWord101 4 months ago
Serously guys, where can I get this?
madhotpink22 5 months ago
Now I'll be singing this is social studies class.
PurpleandBlackPandas 5 months ago
This song is amazing. xD
AnaysiaTheTRex 6 months ago
anyone know where I can download this song?
XxdeatheofthesunxX 8 months ago 3
I learned everything I needed to know for for History final from AJ Holmes:)
SamiTaylorKate 8 months ago 3
Does anyone have a very strong urge to sing this at a talent show or something? 'Cause I do.
KitsuneWolf222 8 months ago 12
I learnt more from this song than I have in my whole history module :P
bindobud 8 months ago
I wish A.J. Holmes was my history teacher. It would be TOTALLY AWESOME
And there's the plus thAt he has connections with pretty much all the important people. If he needs to make a short film or commercial he would just call ethan kuperberg
If he needs Somone to demontsrate how to stop.drop.and roll, he could just call Lauren lopez.
Now idk about you but I could learn just about anything from A.J. Holmes
kelbel7724 8 months ago 9
"Is your dad a teacher? No he's not, no he's not"(:
MoonshoesRanger 8 months ago 4
Omigod! I would have laughed if he was a part of the many ppl who wrote the music and lyrics 2 School House Rock!
Red41658 8 months ago
My History teacher now seems inadequate... :)
FreorgeWeasley 8 months ago 11
@mediabusybee nothing. he starts to say something but he doesnt know how to sing it so he just goes back to the chorus
qwertypoplock 8 months ago
what does he say at 2.28?
mediabusybee 8 months ago
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hippyfriend 8 months ago
Well, I've just spent an hour getting as many of the lyrics as I can by hearing, but can someone tell me the line at 0:43? I missing a word.
Silath1996 9 months ago
@Silath1996 He had a crippling vice, for a fancy Indian spice :)
hippyfriend 8 months ago
@hippyfriend ooooooooooooooh, thank you! Thank you so much! Now I just gotta figure how to make a video with them... anyone fiure that I'm bad with computers? :)
Silath1996 8 months ago
Okay, would someone please get the lyrics, this song is awesome and I could so pown the history students at my school with it! I love this thing, so catchy.
Silath1996 9 months ago
Okay, time to record this and release it A.J...
yurretarted 10 months ago 2
I showed this to my APUSH teacher and he laughed his ass off and said that A.J. is very talented. I couldn't agree more. :)
shamidkpzd 10 months ago 5
Oh my wizard god this was EPIC
dancer21023 10 months ago
its hermione granger............the 1 dislike person......its cause she cant draw
Anabella04 10 months ago
And that's why we have fireworks!
iMarch4irhs 11 months ago
"Whats that Jacob? Your dad told you something different? well is your dad a teacher? No he's not! no he's not! so why dont you just shut the hell up and let me finish my lesson ok?" and for some reason the way hes sings "if you don't shape up your getting an F!" makes me laugh! <3 A.J. frikin Holmes so so so so SUPEMEGAFOXYAWESOMEHAWT!!
dororoemotionalninja 1 year ago 13
This made me laugh. It reminds me of School House Rock. Except I don't think the people at School House Rock would go for that chorus.
But it doesn't matter. It's the culture of America: we are never wrong.
bigdaddysgirl92 1 year ago 2
i love how the men in the front awkwardly take a drink when asked to sing
ohhSAILORR 1 year ago
By the end of it, I was singing along, too. If he had been my history teacher I maybe I would have paid attention in school.
ForeverxRay1991 1 year ago 11
The way A.J.'s playing the piano at the end reminds me of how Andrew McMahon plays at his concerts. It made me happy. =)
ninjac911 1 year ago 4
AJ, you are a great performer and musician, thanks for all the excellent videos
MsDoctorGirlfriend 1 year ago
"Alright, that’s it, if you don’t sing I’m not finishing this song. And I am not leaving this stage. You’ve heard the chorus three times by now, it’s up to you to sing. WILL YOU SING?? If you don’t do it you will look stupid, this is not television it is history. 1, 2, a-1 2 3!"
AJ you are brilliant!! Put up more songs!
Cristowen 1 year ago 101
"all right, that's it. if you don't sing, i'm not finishing the song. i'm not leaving this stage" (:
kiwiberry101195 1 year ago 6
why dont you do more of this kind of stuff?
MsAlex1944 1 year ago
HOLY CRAP AJ IS AMAZING!!
all the AJs i kno r awesome. peirzynski, my brother, and of course, AJ holmes. WOW.
monstersINKorporated 1 year ago
Once again, the facial expressions... priceless! I love how you incorporate your acting skills into your songs. You're pretty amazing. :)
squirrelgfilms 1 year ago 6
He is just so adorable. Really.
kattyc 1 year ago
ok iv learnt more in this song than a whole year of history! :)
HanzyBinanzy 1 year ago
LOOOVVVEEE IITTT
DigitalDJ21 1 year ago
okay, this is friggin amazing.
alisaysroar 2 years ago
ultimate.
"class dismissed"
shadowkid379 2 years ago
My APUSH teacher was offended. I can't really understand why. He thinks the song is very critical of history teachers.
Anyway. I think AJ Holmes is just the best thing ever. Especially when he gets super into the music and starts shaking his head and making his hair flop. Darren Criss is a forgotten fantasy. AJ Holmes is my new Starkid crush.
snakesmyle 2 years ago 11
"And that's why we have fireworks!"
AJ Holmes is too talented.
MoonShoesPotter07 2 years ago
OMG that was actually amazing...
"and that's called the 4th of July"
<3
TapiocaPenguin 2 years ago 3
This is fantastic. I'm sending it to my APUSH teacher. =D
snakesmyle 2 years ago
omg A.J. Holmes is so cute and this song is super funny :D "Why don't you just shut the hell up and let me finish my lesson!" :D
frizzyfro12 2 years ago 3
"Now culture is defined as therefinedunderstandingorappreciationotheartsandothermanifestationofhumanintellectualachievementregardedcollectively--follow so far?"
That part makes me laugh so much. EVERY TIME.
Insanity624 2 years ago 4
I love this song.
someone332 2 years ago
OOOHhh my word...
I do believe I'll never going to view U.S. History in quite the same way...
Poor teacher. He's paling in comparison to the singing man on YouTube.
SabreMaiden 2 years ago 6
This is incredible.
Really.
Awesome.
You're extremely talented. In case you didn't know that already.
... Chorus will be stuck in my head for days now, though. Not sure if that's a bad thing. :]
livexlaughxxACT 2 years ago 70
@livexlaughxxACT I started singing this at work and my manager just looked at me like I was nuts when I talked about how we slit the redcoat's throats and that's what the 4th of the July is.
Irishlassie08 7 months ago
What musical is this from?
antggervay 2 years ago
It's just a performance.
someone332 2 years ago
Oh, so he wrote it himself?
antggervay 2 years ago
That's what it says on the sidebar. :/ I wish he'd do an actual recording. That'd be amazing.
someone332 2 years ago
haha well I didn't know the performer was AJ Holmes, haha
antggervay 2 years ago
It's from the musical that is AJ Holmes's life
marlesimms 2 years ago
totally awesome! can you post the complete text please!!! you´re really good!!! greetings from germany
Yoshylein 2 years ago 3
This. song. is. hilarious. *shows everyone in a 100 mile radius*
m00nsh0esPotter 2 years ago
This song is soooo awesome.
Ketch67 2 years ago
That was amazing!
nomrah260 2 years ago 8
Dude, you are so going places.
minesayrejoice 3 years ago 4
great song a.j! i miss you so much! come home sooooooon!
BaileyLauren123 3 years ago
ummm this is gonna sound weird seeing as i don't know you... but i love you...
bmc102392 3 years ago 4
It's not weird at all. I do it all the time.
minesayrejoice 3 years ago
the views says 371, and i honestly think that they're all from me =] amazing job!
actresss247 3 years ago
OMG. hilarious!!!!!!
Jelleybeans7 3 years ago
Brilliant! Simply brilliant!! You're amazing!
b2outwit 3 years ago 2
I love the song - your oldest fan
Jimndev 3 years ago
I love it. Thanks so much for finally posting some more videos. This is soooo hilarious!!! ^_^
move2themusic 3 years ago
Oh, you.
slapthatbass5678 3 years ago
Amazing.
You're funny and charismatic even from far away. XD
Plus I know how hard it is to play the piano and sing at the same time.
Rock on.
kickawesome 3 years ago
omg aj i love you
jessie92589 3 years ago