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  • Tiger if your wife was black or da females you were boning you would still have all of your money and she would love you unconditionally and when america saw that theres nothing they can do to take that woman from you they would have left you alone. ur black tiger and rich but dont know da game.Bill Clinton fucked up to with a white bitch but he had a down ass wife in Hillary. He got impeached because white america treated bill like he was a nigga because niggas luv him but he still got hillary.

  • why do most white americans hate micheal vick? hes done nothing against white people. racisim is slowly dying but is a long way from dead. why cant us as black people have one celebrity that white america accepts. tiger was that one celebrity but he thought he was white hanging with other white golfers who were cheating on thier wives and everything was cool but when the top blew off everybody left tiger to the sharks. No matter how much money we make we will always be a nigger.

  • There are people killing other humans purposely and accidently and noone cares, but when someone let's there family members do what they want in his house when he's hardly home people get all offended. Yea mike vick may be in the wrong, but your telling me a fuckin dogs life is worth more than a human. N just cause he is a celebrity they blow it up. N for that one guy who said karma. News flash he went to jail and apologized. So he recognized what he did wrong. And mike is a great athlete

  • @fistinyoface14

    Actually humans can defend themselves, the dogs could not.

  • Rofl. That jackass said Vick was a great player. Who do you think the Falcons would rather have. The guy who can't throw a ball (Vick)? Or the guy who made them a relevant team again (Ryan)?

  • @305Cohones vick can too throw a ball you faggot

  • Dumb

  • michael vick is an american hero. 

  • i think everyone is now past this dogfighting thing. he did his time, and he's now no more than a football player to us.

  • Michael Vick didnt make a mistake. A mistake is something you do once.Vick murdered and tortured dogs OVER AND OVER AGAIN! Karma will get him one day.And America will celebrate it. NOW WHAT???!!!

  • Yaw mad as sh*t cause everybody that say that their dog and animal lovers, would definetly be mad if a stray pitbull attack ya a** on the street and put u in the ER. Michael Vick is a great player who had a human mistake, that would probably be at the bottom of the pole compared to the millions of things other ppl has done in this world. Stop hating MV7.get off his gat .com

  • no im nt mad its was just so unfunny, if any thing im mad at it being not funny

  • can you say nt funny

  • @shaieroc u mad

  • Just chew it XD

  • i know it bad to kill animals an its bad the way he killed them but people treat dog like there humans

  • @titans275

    "i know it bad to kill animals an its bad the way he killed them"

    And you still support him? Very strange.

    "people treat dog like there humans"

    I see you have the same mentality as mike vick.

  • America is going downhill. You can read these comments and see that were at the brink of a civil war. Our system is so backwards. Weed which is totally harmless is illegal and alcohol which is more harmful is legal. Michael Vick kills dogs which im sure he bought with his own money and is given jail time and harassed while deer hunting clubs sends dogs to chase deer. Alot of the time they dont recover all of the dogs and they starve to death. Who are we to judge? Sarah Palin should get a year to

  • @dchilders912 everybody is now dumber having read your comment.

  • i didnt laugh

  • @1MadCowz1

    A B conversation....you're way out.(:

  • acutal therw is

  • @speedstick819 ;;;

    I'm not a "pet lover"

    More like lover in general.

    I do not belive in pain & suffering; Especially twards innocent defenceless animals.

    What did they do to you?

    And why defend michael Vick?

    Because if it woulda been you who woulda done such a horrific crime you'd be in jail for a good 9yrs.

    it's iggnorant people like you who embarras the U.S.

  • lol delicious

  • @1MadCowz1

    What an absurd comment! Two wrongs do not make a right! You're a fucking loser! Fuck you and Michael Vick, boy.

  • @Ponygirlification lmaoo oh no we have a pet lover watch out :O

  • @Ponygirlification ummm, i never said they did.... but I'm not going to be one of those losers who get in arguments about stupid stuff on youtube, so say what you want, I aint gonna reply.

    BTW, Mike Vick is awesome

  • "Micheal Vick is the best!"-lol

  • Michael Vick was let off easy;

    His crime was horrific, and in-humane..

    He suck's i wish all the bad thing's in life happend to him and only him!

    Because what he did is no-hahaha joke!

    Animals sufferd, and assholes got paid.!

    HE SHOULD NEVER BE ALLOWED ON A FOOTBALL FIELD!

  • who cares? They are ANIMALS!

    Dante Stallworth was driving drunk and killed a PERSON. He gets 1 month, and now nobody cares. Vick kills dogs, and now PETA is waiting outside his door with a 12 foot long shotgun ready to blow his brain out because he killed dogs that cant think for themselves..

  • @1MadCowz1 i think its wrong to kill anything period, but uh its because of the way the animals died, shit think of this, you run over a dog- nothing happens, just put it of in the side. run over a human, garanteed jail time. this sounds really out there but honestly, but the crime of killing a human is worse than killing a non endangered animal. but just think HOW he killed them. what if those were human? exactly

  • @Ponygirlification calm down wtf lmaoo

  • @Ponygirlification agreed

  • this was not funny at all !!!!!! and i bet jimmy kimmel wont do it to michael vicks face

  • poor blacks. HAHAHAHA

  • To

    RDJ2

    U sound like an ignorant fool

    He's young and made a mistake but U sound like U voted for Former president G. W. Bush

    Who sent our young American Troops to Death for oil profits. Let's talk about that

    Or think about that . ...

  • @515sbest

    U sound like a nigger who voted for Obama to help filthy minorites that dont work and give them money

    The man who brought America more into debt than any other before.

    The man who made it legal to take the innocent life of an unborn child.

    The man who supports a former terrorist.

    The man who spends to much time helping inner city scum who dont work and danger our community rather than helping the people who work their asses off for food.. and education for their children.

  • @515sbest

    Shall I say more?

    No. You're probably a waste who had a public inner city school for an education...

    I have an elite private education.. and I know Bush may have caused problems...

    but Obama has caused worse and will continue.. You've been warned, America!

  • jimmy kimmel sucks his own dick cause he cant get pussy except when he holds cats...

  • This was fucking hilarious. Vick is a waste of human flesh who deserves a car crash. Fuck him.

  • Lmao i mean stop being tasteless assholes and just enjoy it

  • wow you suck kimmel

  • Nike sucks still,NFL are composed of human garbage,and that Vick piece of shit is an ALL AMERICAN waste of air.

  • @gary7999 iF YOU ACTUALLY THINK YOU ARE UPHOLDING SOME MORALITY BY TELLING ME AND OTHERS THAT HE'S BEEN GIVEN ANOTHER CHANCE AND THEN IF i DISAGREE i HAVE TO HEAR MORE BULLSHIT ABOUT BEING A RACSIST THEN THERES NO POINT IN PARTICIPATING.AND YOU KNOW ITS ABOUT MONEY AND GOD HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH IT.SELL OUTS.

  • I wonder if Jimmy Kimmel realizes that a skinny 4 year old girl could kick his fat ass up and down his empty stands...

  • Wow Jimmy Kimmel, That was tasteless.

  • wowwowowowo i hope  mike vicks dog kicks your ass jimmy kimmel.

  • I dont know if I can laugh at that or just be offended.

  • Screw vick

  • theres no audience, just a funny botton he steps on 

  • @LPORT86 yes there is. i have been there.

  • @LPORT86 your an idiot i kant believe how stupid u r lmao

  • @LPORT86 FTW

    

  • @LPORT86 But there are a lot of shows like this that have audiences. I've been to a few. Very popular ones.

  • vick does not fight dogs...he trains them to fight eachother get it right if he fights dogs he'll probably get injured

  • @DREWDuDE100 You know how he trains them? Dog fighting trainers raise them to be the meanest motherfuckers, and they do that by basically torturing them

  • @NoDoubtFilms yea i know how he raises them

  • @DREWDuDE100 theyres a cage they put them until one of them kills the other.

  • shut up u stupid nigger

  • chickens are diff than dogs u stupid nigger. and its cruel even 2 fight chickens

  • haters man. 

  • not funny

  • mike vick should not be stigmatized b/c o this...

  • lmao...love how all these comments consict of rasicm...wouldnt matter if he was white black yellow or purple, hed still go to jail....fuckin ignorant faggots

  • that was definitely wack!!!!

  • human live n die dog live n die thats the way the world works but killing a dog aint serious poeple are talking about earth and how every animal and human are equal okay tell me this why did god give us thumbs and didint give dogs thumb thats pretty un equal right there

  • michael vick can suck my fat dick

  • he killed a dog not a human for Christ sakes!

  • sarah palin is shooting wolves from a helicopter and she's ok but mike lets dogs fight and he gets locked up. WTF?

  • Michael Vick ...boooooobooooooooooooo fucking bastard!

  • We can't keep reproducing at this rate. We're gonna run out of resources and start to fight for them. Case in point Iraq War 2003-???

  • gay

  • @wiggitywack09

    yeah, This wasn't funny at all

  • dude jimmy kimmel needs to shut the fuck up mike vick should kill him

  • why? cause everything he says is right. just because vick is a great football player, it doesnt mean he is not a piece of shit.

  • @Gus589 kimmel is referring to vick's past and talking about it as if it were taking place in the present so therefore he isn't right in this case. unfortunately people can't see mto get over vick's past. they can get over obama's connections to bill ayers and reverend wright in his past, but not the shit in michael vick's past. point is people just need to get off vick's back and let him live his life.

  • @Gus589 a great football player? No, No, No, vick wasn't great, vick was decent....

  • I dont know much about football players I just assumed since a team decided to give a dog abuser a football contract

  • hmm, no wonder why his ratings arent up to snuff

    he uses recycled, washed up, burnt out jokes

  • just chew it!!

  • i just notice that jimmy kimmel is cross eyed

  • I'll buy it if Vicks name is on it, so you all can joke all you want because that brother is still number one.

  • I'll buy it if Vicks name is on it, so you all can joke all you want because that brother is still number one.

  • @BROKENGLAZZ44 YOU HAVE NO FUCKIG SOUL.

  • @gary7999 I'm sorry you feel the way you do. If i see people protesting about dogs being eaten over in other countries then i could understand why people r complaining. Do you protest the spca or even people who hunt?

  • I'll buy it if Vicks name is on it, so you all can joke all you want because that brother is still number one.

  • funny

  • that wasnt funny at all that was just really disrespectfull towards vick

  • Vick deserves no respect

  • Everyone just stop -----

    This isn't a racist commercial, this is just meant to be funny, and yes it actually is funny. So just stop posting about race/ethnicity and just enjoy this video---

    Jimmy Kimmel for the win!!!

  • fuck you

  • yea. he could have killed someone.

  • Michael Vick is still one of my favorite football players but joint Dat was ji funny lls

  • only reason why people on his nuts bout dog fightin was cuz he famous..and he black..it happens all the time...there have been worse crimes

  • @2Beastin2 of course. its always about race. he could have videotaped himself pissing on a 13 year old girl but if anyone came down on him, that would also be about race.

  • nah that would have jus tbeen funny

  • lol...that was bad no matter if rkelly was black white asian or hispanic...it didnt matter then

  • @Campbell7204 yea it actually is aboutrace, becuz ben roathlisbergur just got arrested for sexual assault and no one gives a shit, but when vick lets people fight dogs on his yard he gets ass fucked by the whole country

  • @weezybaby772 What evidence do you have to support that he committed this crime. Its just like the Kobe Bryant case. No evidence. (or at least not enough). Vick was proven guilty and admitted to being guilty. I guess you also think that Joe Horn case(the guy that shot those 2 burglars) was also about race.

  • @Campbell7204 when did i say vick wasnt wrong for what he did and he didnt do what he did ? what you just said was so off topic captain obvious.

  • @weezybaby772 comparing the roethlisberger case to the vick case is ridiculous. people arent coming down on big ben yet b/c there has yet to be any evidence to indicate that he is guilty. its not b/c he's white and we feel as white people, its our duty to stand by him. we dont do that dumb shit.

  • ohh yea fuckin riight cut that shit out if vick was accused of sexual assault the NFL woul have gotten riid of hiis ass AGAIN.

  • @weezybaby772 not if there was no evidence. just like in the Kobe Bryant case. It became apparent that nothing happenned so people moved on and everything went back to normal and the NBA didnt "get rid of his ass." Do away with youre paranoia. The Vick case has nothing to do with race just like the Joe Horn case.

  • @weezybaby772 also, it doesnt make it a lesser crime b/c it was his property. that just makes him even more responsible. and no he didnt get "fucked by the while country." he got his job back. you try having something like that on your record and see how easy it would be for you to get your job back.

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  • who cares!!he did his time.you've got people that have done worst crimes with 2nd chances-people need 2 relax

  • @dave24ify -WE care. Vick has only made a 'downpayment' for his crimes. He's gonna have to keep on a gettin it man.

  • i love dogs like the next person,but thats what he was sentenced.he will neva b the same.

  • I beleive in animal rights but only to a certain extent, dog fighting, chicken fights, yeah thats not cool. But for food the systematic slaughter is the only way to provide food for a growing population. I see a very strong distiction between feeding someone and torturing animals for your own amusement, some may argue they are two sides of the same coin and that may be true but without those methods we would not have an adequate food supply and what food there would be too expensive for most

  • So why don't we stop being so irresponsible with our population sizes around the world, instead of trying to justify why it has to be done.

  • @cloudsurfer45 Only if you think meat is a necessary part of the human diet.

    Don't get me wrong, I think there's a difference between dog fighting and slaughter. But its not so poor people have enough to eat (poor people in other countries don't even eat meat except for an occasional rat.)

  • ......wow that was one of the non-funniest things i've ever seen

  • this ain't funny.

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  • That's not funny they joking on michael vick because he black thats all white people do

  • that wasnt why u fuckin dumbass, do you even know what michael vick did

  • @roadmatter he killed dogs and shit wtf. Yes im racist, but thats a typical ghetto black thing to do.

  • this shit ain't funny

  • First of all Micheal Vick didnt do any dog fighting, his family was! But it was on his property and he didnt even kno half the dogs were even in his yard. And i hate wen people want to make som1 out to b bad wen the county slaughters many chickens, turkeys, deer, cows, and everything and then we go out and eat em. But i guess dogs are more important than other animals. Im jus sayin if ur guna cry over dogs then u shuld cry over the millions of other animals

  • Your telling me Michael Vick didnt know there was 400 + dogs on his property. Along with Fighting rings, Dog exercise equipment, Shreds of DEAD ANIMALS that were used to TRAIN the dogs INSIDE his HOME. Thats what your saying?

  • I aint kno there was that many dogs. He may of known that it was going on but that doesnt mean that his friends and family can get off while he goes to jail. But the whole point of what i was saying was that ppl hold dogs to a higher standard than other animals and it makes no sense to me. Im jus sayin dont hate som1 for killin an animal when you do nuthin to prevent other animals from being killed

  • I can understand your point. Its actually kinda intelligent. Its different when dogs are biting and clawing each other to death because of how they were trained. Beaten, starved.etc Then they let them kill each other until they are all used up and then they kill them. I think thats where the difference comes into play.

  • We don't train cows to kill each other in a ring of death. We simply cut their throats and chop them up for meat. (:

  • @Mike2253 well actually cows and other "farm" animals are tortured in ways which include starvation, (some might call forced artifical insemination) raped, castrated, and live in harsh conditions overall. we dont "simply cut their throats" thats for sure.

  • @Mike2253

    Na he was fightin them they were on his property

  • @Wooshie1234  your an asshole

  • @Wooshie1234 well you dont see wild dogs and without us killing all them other animals they would over populate dogs arnt wild we control there population

  • @Wooshie1234 WHat about the eye witnesses who told police that they saw with their own eyes Vick drowning dogs and hanging dogs if they werent strong enough to fight. Or you should probably just see the video where he admits all of it.

  • @Wooshie1234 He pled guilty to drowning and electricuting them himself whithout any help.

  • sarapaline killed a moose and took a picuture of it with a big smile what did the moose do to her but mick vick yall want to hang him this system not right at all

  • mike vick is more in trouble for KILLING the dogs....

    but white people started the dog fighting trend, wayyyy back in england....before there was an america...this is not a race specific ....activity...this bit wasnt even funny...

  • vick fight dogs yall (white ppl) fight chickens wats da fuckin differents

  • We can spell difference, what's and the.

    That's the difference.

  • LOL YOU OWNED DNIQUE

  • both are illegal.

  • @Dnique198821 Well to begin, it's what, you're missing an "is", da should be the, and differents should be difference. Where in the hell did you hear that us "white people" fight chickens? I know they do it south of the border in Mexico.

  • @Dnique198821 that nobody famous got busted for fightin chickens, dont pull a race card because vick's dumbass wanted to fight dogs

  • @Dnique198821

    With grammar like that, you deserve the death penalty.

  • @Dnique198821 nobody likes chicken

  • @Dnique198821 how the hell can you compare chickens to dogs. who cares about chickens? dumb kid

  • @Dnique198821 Mexicans fight chickens dumbass! then we drink and pass out on the lawn.

  • @Dnique198821

    typical black man defending another black man no matter what. You think it's ok to kill dogs??

  • @Dnique198821 The "differents" is, white people don't fight chickens, that would be Mexican people. I'm going to make the guess that you're black..so in your eyes it's okay if Vick decides to kill innocent animals to make some extra money on the side. Go to school, dumbass; it's free! :] Stupid fucker.

  • @Dnique198821 ummm,vick got caught,why is always black people who typically jumps to race. (might they be more racist?)

  • @ptsmmrs Yee here we go with the color scheme again.Always a victim even if you're rich.Fuck you.

  • @gary7999 ya right.blacks have overplayed the race card and now its time to take it away...now fuck you.

  • well yes the world is corrupt but, for one animals are innocent and it happened frequently, Chris Brown did it once and it was egged on by Rhianna.

  • I agree. How the fuck does Donte Stallworth kill someone while drinking and driving and get less than a month in prison. While Vick gets 2 years for some dogs. Messed up.

  • Vick played stupid at first when they went after him. He he financed an ILLEGAL dog rfigting ring for years. Its not like an accident or some random shit like stallworths case. Stallworth cooperated fully with government, stayed at the scene of the accident and wasnt completely at fault.Sure he was buzzed, but the guy was crossing the street where there isno crosswalk, stallworth wasnt speeding as shown on the tape and stallworth also flashed him a warning beforehand.

  • Yes, electrocuting,hanging,shooting­, dogs is perfectly normal.

  • thats because rhianna's a bitch

  • @eatmyshortz325 you are so right! Dogs are not equal to humans. They are BETTER THAN HUMANS. Because they don't Organize two humans to fight till death against each other for money and Entertainment.

    Humanity is the Cancer of this Planet.

    I know. I'm human too..and I can see this and that's why I say it.

  • @kartikca Thanks you at least there is one intelligent person here XD

  • @eatmyshortz325 People feel bad for cute animals.

  • @eatmyshortz325 Read the bible we are all made from the same father so in fact we are all equal we are all created from one god so that makes us all family no matter what we are all family.

    he made us all look different but that doesn't mean were not the same dogs feel show emotion learn can talk (in their own way) can have babies show love show hate so really think were all exactly the same besides our looks.

    So please learn before you talk.

    God Bless.

  • @xBOOOGERx

    so if you had to choose between saving your mother, yourself and some stray mutt, you would die for the Mutt and your mother?

  • @Ravengaurd6 I would die for a complete stranger if that person needed my help.

    But yes in a heart beat i would save any animal and my mother if it meant giving mine, yes I still would.

  • @xBOOOGERx

    fair enough.

  • dumb ass... everyone knows we are the only "animal" with reasoning if dogs and other animals had reasoning they would be equal to us... that said i want to say that i love animals and don't like animal cruelty

  • I got Vick's back. He did his time, leave him the fuck alone

  • If you guys think what Vick did to those dogs was bad, take a tour of Foster Farms. Oh yeah, and every heathen with a mouse trap in there basement should be hung too......oh wait.....do those animals not have the same animal rights? Bottom line is, all white people love dogs, all white people hate rates. If you're alllll white, you're alllll right! Pricks

  • you called then RATES not rats lol. Learn to spell next time on something your so passionate about. Mice dont get same treatment, and sure isnt flys either! PETA Pockets lol

  • you don't know what the fuck you are talking about you retard....

  • Wow thats pretty fucked up.

  • Man fuck you I'm white and I've been on Vicks side this whole time. So shut your racist ass up, ignorant bitch.

  • True. Heartless cowards come in all colors.

  • up yours Nike...greedy bastards!

  • Alright, I believe what Vick did was wrong but saying he should be hung for what he did is totally rediculous. People should be given a second chance in life. Maybe you should learn some new insults anyway you fucking racist ass skinhead. I hope you burn in hell.