I believe the 99th Abstruse Goose addresses why men have such tragically simple responses when asked what they are thinking. I would link to it but I'm pretty sure youtube would have me hunted down and then promptly shot for spamming their pristine social-cyber-comment-space.
lol got in trouble today because a saw this fat classmate of mine crying and asked if he had an abortion and he just yelled "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" got a detention obviously, but when the teacher asked how i could joke about abortion like that i just said "i just dont care"
@ Laurie: Am I impotent? No, my friend. What has impotence to do with taking a moral stand against unnecessarily sick jokes? Do only macho, virile guys laugh at your filthiness? Wow, that's something to be proud of. Your cheap shot retorts only reveal the darkness and emptiness in your soul. All comedians are hurting. Be honest with yourself and you won't have to lash out at others. As for the fans you've accumulated here, they'll be great companions in hell.
@1skinnyguy Don't you think you're a little old for imaginary friends and imaginary play dates?
@Laurie, I saw you on Conan, I love your stuff. Seriously, your "filthiness" is hilarious and I just love how you be controversial without being apologetic...You won me at "life's about learning from your mistake." You're brilliant and you should post more of your material :D
"Life's about learning from your mistake." LMFAO! I love your sick sense of humor and I LOVE your abortion jokes! It's great to see someone unafraid to make jokes about the subject!
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No, no, no, no, no. . this has got to stop. Sick jokes run amok. Paul Brown suddenly has this lifelong "relationship" with comedian Laurie because of her "abortion" jokes. Whaaaa? This is NOT funny. This is cynical and sick material, all the way through. She has no business being a mother to a child if she speaks in public as cynically as this. Smirking it off won't get you any points with God either. Find out what life really means and then get one.
@1skinnyguy Dude once that you have pull out of you body something the size of a watermelon trough something the size of a lemon then you can say who's business is being a mother and also IF you had 2 brain cells you'll know that this is how she makes a living and provides for her kid. But I get that is a big IF. And FYI we all moms say crap like that, just most of us won't say it in public.
She is one of the best comedians i've seen in a while. I understand that "la raza" look because I get it sometimes; you think I'm thinking about the new Arizona law, but I'm actually thinking, "Should I jerk-off now, or after I get high."
it's true, it wasn't necessary. but it's ambiguous; it's not actually a put-down. i do really love this chick, she's one of my favourite stand-ups.
tell me, what do you think? if you smack a lady in the face for no other reason than her sheer beauty, does that count as a back-handed compliment, or is that just domestic violence?
Great stuff Laurie! Can't wait for you to come back to Seattle!
twizted24 1 week ago
This audience is lame. Too bad because she is very funny.
rationalityhelpus 2 weeks ago
i just saw her on conan and boy was i suprised! awesome!
abbarules 2 months ago
So good! Abortions jokes. <3
redlightblake 5 months ago
"he has a tattoo on his neck" fucking hilarious, Laurie.
vexthis000 7 months ago
I believe the 99th Abstruse Goose addresses why men have such tragically simple responses when asked what they are thinking. I would link to it but I'm pretty sure youtube would have me hunted down and then promptly shot for spamming their pristine social-cyber-comment-space.
pccalhoun 10 months ago
lol got in trouble today because a saw this fat classmate of mine crying and asked if he had an abortion and he just yelled "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" got a detention obviously, but when the teacher asked how i could joke about abortion like that i just said "i just dont care"
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lauriekilmartin16 1 year ago 5
You're 43? Rrrroww. Be still, my beating heart.
allthatisandeverwas 1 year ago
You should have your own show and get paid millions.
laruefichtner 1 year ago
@ Laurie: Am I impotent? No, my friend. What has impotence to do with taking a moral stand against unnecessarily sick jokes? Do only macho, virile guys laugh at your filthiness? Wow, that's something to be proud of. Your cheap shot retorts only reveal the darkness and emptiness in your soul. All comedians are hurting. Be honest with yourself and you won't have to lash out at others. As for the fans you've accumulated here, they'll be great companions in hell.
1skinnyguy 1 year ago
@1skinnyguy Don't you think you're a little old for imaginary friends and imaginary play dates?
@Laurie, I saw you on Conan, I love your stuff. Seriously, your "filthiness" is hilarious and I just love how you be controversial without being apologetic...You won me at "life's about learning from your mistake." You're brilliant and you should post more of your material :D
thoseicyeyes 2 months ago
"Life's about learning from your mistake." LMFAO! I love your sick sense of humor and I LOVE your abortion jokes! It's great to see someone unafraid to make jokes about the subject!
Semirhage666 1 year ago
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notjohnbehan 1 year ago
"avoid the fertility clinic and go straight to a landscaping company."
Classic!
notjohnbehan 1 year ago
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No, no, no, no, no. . this has got to stop. Sick jokes run amok. Paul Brown suddenly has this lifelong "relationship" with comedian Laurie because of her "abortion" jokes. Whaaaa? This is NOT funny. This is cynical and sick material, all the way through. She has no business being a mother to a child if she speaks in public as cynically as this. Smirking it off won't get you any points with God either. Find out what life really means and then get one.
1skinnyguy 1 year ago
@1skinnyguy you seem impotent. Am I sort of right, or completely right?
lauriekilmartin16 1 year ago 13
@lauriekilmartin16 You nailed it!...
oh well at least he can say that happened for him at least once in his lifetime.
gou0630 1 year ago
@1skinnyguy Dude once that you have pull out of you body something the size of a watermelon trough something the size of a lemon then you can say who's business is being a mother and also IF you had 2 brain cells you'll know that this is how she makes a living and provides for her kid. But I get that is a big IF. And FYI we all moms say crap like that, just most of us won't say it in public.
gou0630 1 year ago
@1skinnyguy Well, since there is no such thing as god, she has nothing to worry about.
She's a comedian, she tells jokes. And she is hilarious. Go be negative somewhere else!
trishalovesfy 1 year ago
"let me throw him out the window." lol
FinalHeavenZero 1 year ago
wow why aren't you famous!!!!!!!!!!!! your amazing
killerfriend94 1 year ago
@killerfriend94 Thanks Killer!
anylaurie16 1 year ago
She reminds me of Chelsea handler
MrJpman2 1 year ago
Good luck on Last Comic Standing!
bs13690 1 year ago
@bs13690 Thank you BS!
anylaurie16 1 year ago
lmfao. The baby out the window bit was hilarious. "You're tired, you could hit the wall, then we'll have to raise a moron". amazing.
doda 1 year ago 2
@doda Thanks Doda, luckily the baby survived his infancy.
anylaurie16 1 year ago
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Grendelynden 1 year ago
Landscaping company...
mookeychase0907 1 year ago
She is one of the best comedians i've seen in a while. I understand that "la raza" look because I get it sometimes; you think I'm thinking about the new Arizona law, but I'm actually thinking, "Should I jerk-off now, or after I get high."
rulyruly7 1 year ago
@rulyruly7 exactly they look good when they're serious.
anylaurie16 1 year ago
That was so Funny!!!
707RipOtee 1 year ago
very funny!!
greenmonkeypoo321 2 years ago
terrible audience, hilarious stuff. she's actually funny..!
devious222 2 years ago
man you rock!!
jordansonny1 2 years ago 3
Oh my god this lady is fantastic!
She's at least as funny as many male comedians.
jasonmurray1982 2 years ago 5
that's the most backhanded comment i've ever read.
SpaceBirdHatStore 2 years ago
it's true, it wasn't necessary. but it's ambiguous; it's not actually a put-down. i do really love this chick, she's one of my favourite stand-ups.
tell me, what do you think? if you smack a lady in the face for no other reason than her sheer beauty, does that count as a back-handed compliment, or is that just domestic violence?
jasonmurray1982 2 years ago
you, sir, have stumbled upon quite the quandary.
SpaceBirdHatStore 2 years ago
"I only tell abortion jokes because I'm fantasizing." I'm now a fan.
PaulJBrown 2 years ago 6
Ha. If that's the joke that sells you on me, we will be friends forever.
lauriekilmartin16 2 years ago 5