i shit my pants every time i watch these there kinda disgusting with a girl getting hurt, i like the John Timbermans christmas workshop one better, or whatever it is
Actually this is how I cook. Things fall on the ground, liquids end up all over the walls, plates and classes get broken, and hand injuries are common.
Aww! Even though its pretend I still feel bad for her....I've HAD those days! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGH! sorry....just felt like screaming FOR her. :)
"It's really difficult to open mayonaise when your fingers are covered in your own blood and your hand is filled with the endless ticking of the stupid sound of FACK!" The funniest thing i've ever heard on madtv.
These are endlessly funny. I love the banana split episode with the bloody finger on top. The crying she does is quite realistic. When I was 20 and working on a highrise job in the city, my girlfriend would make my lunches. Sometimes it included blood and crying. Poor girl was a mess in the kitchen. She married a paramedic. Probably a good idea.
@heartslocked321 You misspelled three simple words (for God's sake, you spelled "no" wrong!) and invented one. I seriously doubt you are at the top of your class, and if you are you must've gone to a school full of the dumbest kids in the world.
And you think you can insult someone just because they're American?
well last time all you needed was bananas, walnuts, ice cream, chocolate sauce, and whipped cream, and u managed to screwed that up too.. well,i cant wait to see how this goes down. :)
I wonder why it is called a three minute meal and the video is 5 minutes long xD
Coacheyhines9 3 days ago
hyperventilating!
jesusmetal92107 6 days ago
LOVE THAT WOMAN
xmagneticx 1 week ago
tic tac tic tac hahaha
Chimmy1981 1 week ago
4:12 the mayonnaise reappears, but then disappears later on.
somechickygirl 1 week ago
SHE DIDNT DO IT IN 3 MIN. HAHA <3 I LOVE IT :3
NENALUV4EVER 1 week ago
who else got a boner at 4:18
merckxtallica 2 weeks ago
SHE WAS GONNA SAY FUCK IT BUT SHE SAID FINE INSTEAD
SO CUTE I LOVE HER AT 3.25
BMGRECORD 2 weeks ago
racheal ray three years
siergitt 2 weeks ago
I think they really should've made a "2 Minute Meal."
healthfreak18 2 weeks ago
I like the more understated MAD tv clips like this one.
12ealDeal 2 weeks ago
press 1 and 9 you'll like it.
xxKrazy2nRxx 2 weeks ago
If only MadTV was still in production. These segments were fucking hilarious.
ZeeJeff 2 weeks ago
this 3 Minute Meals is so funny, but only 3 clips?
ttttkk2 2 weeks ago
LOL, I love how things spiral out of control. ;D
LyleVertigo 3 weeks ago
she is NOT fit 2 be a chef LOL
lilrwm 3 weeks ago
I bet if it was a 5 minute meal they could have done some epic fails with the cheese and celery too XD
xAvispar 3 weeks ago
I WAS DYING OMG THAT IS THE FUNNIEST ONE THAT II SEEN SO FAR
jtymberlynn 3 weeks ago
I love dirty bloody tuna.... Hilarious.
Telluwhat100 3 weeks ago
I like the ticking sound! It is like a timebomb, lol!
SirRenfield 3 weeks ago
4:12 woah thats some boomerang mayo. A mayorang?
Artemis0Maximus 1 month ago
@Artemis0Maximus 4:16 and mayonnaise is gone again
davidzoroivan 3 weeks ago
I'm gonna make a tuna fish right now.......
darkninjagz1 1 month ago
If you think about the actual skit is longer than 3 min.
aaliyahdiva1 1 month ago
Every time I see this skit, I wanna go have a tuna sandwich
Xzamilloh 1 month ago in playlist MadTV best 200
this is so hard to watch with all the blood
TheIcefang 1 month ago
@TheIcefang I know right? So nasty.
lkmrn325 3 weeks ago
Wait, if she hit the back of her head why is she bleeding from her forhead?
deppcarter 1 month ago
i like how she screams like the incredible hulk when she rips the plastic paper-thin bread bag open.
JAKETHEGREAT11100 1 month ago
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Christa Flannigan is so fine
DSMtsi23 1 month ago
this 3 Minute Meal is so funny, but only 3 clips?
ttttkk2 1 month ago
This has happened to me before:( Except I wasn't on a tv show...
ASHtheMUSICALgirl13 1 month ago
OMG i pissed my pants laughing when the timer came back again LMFAO!!
DudasMiska 1 month ago
3 Minute Meals - Tuna Melts [MadTV] / Randall's Jem - Only on The HUB
popstar598 2 months ago
2:29 Anyone ever done that, man that hurts lol
shortymatt420 2 months ago
KEEP PRESSIGN 3
itimk0 2 months ago
press 10
dosavg123 2 months ago
*parody. Or parodies
tamara229 3 months ago
4:12 the mayonnaise came back?
MrPinonino 3 months ago
5:05 minute meal lol
Jwbagz21 3 months ago
dude this is just like Semi-homeade with Sandra Lee LOL
vrosher 3 months ago
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i feel bad for her
nunyabizniss101 3 months ago
Christa Flannigan is so fine.
DSMtsi23 3 months ago 22
@DSMtsi23 - and just as funny!
goldenagenut 1 month ago
i shit my pants every time i watch these there kinda disgusting with a girl getting hurt, i like the John Timbermans christmas workshop one better, or whatever it is
MsFunnyStuffz 3 months ago
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peacefreak101m 3 months ago
@peacefreak101m You see this from other videos and paste it every where you go, don't you. Get a life dude
menfrombackyard 3 months ago
it's a Tuna Melt-Down! LOL
terrex28 3 months ago 2
Stop that ticking... STOP THAT TICKING! XD
remmirathion 3 months ago
not funny.and was high
waytobluee 3 months ago
this is how cooking shows really are,,,,
smuttierthanu 4 months ago
Wait nvr wronf
InnocentBearz 4 months ago
You notice how she was twisting the cap of the mayonnaise the wrong way
InnocentBearz 4 months ago
@InnocentBearz No she was twisting it the right way, counter-clockwise
okamiyazaki 3 months ago
@okamiyazaki oh ya i noticed that right after opps
InnocentBearz 3 months ago
LMAO why they cancelled mad tv is beyond me...
NorCal4Life925breh 4 months ago
That's so saad... =/ And funny like hell! XD
TheHollowDark 4 months ago
laugh so you dont cry
K8andNat 4 months ago
How was the recipe supposed to go? Mix tuna with everything else, then put it on the bread?
xebatansis 4 months ago
Dirt bloddy Tuna..In A Can. lmao!
Kimmyyboo93 4 months ago
ewwwww she ate it.... DIRTY BLOODY TUNA
supercutedani10 5 months ago
I laughed till I cried watching this. "OW! I hit my head! I'm bleeding! I told you this was a 4 minute meal!" LOL!
danllson 5 months ago 16
@MrKevChannel no sir I'm afraid ur the blind one. I was talking about the good fresh ones.
YTMize 5 months ago
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Ha ha ha...just like Sandra Lee's Nicoise on a Roll. Priceless!
jlollyfull 5 months ago
Ha ha ha...just like Sandra Lee's Nicoise on a Roll. Priceless!
jlollyfull 5 months ago
0:30 where's the tuna
YTMize 5 months ago
@YTMize wow ur blind
MrKevChannel 5 months ago
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YTMize 5 months ago
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YTMize 5 months ago
I've actually wanted to see how to make Tuna melts
13Lackmgk 5 months ago
Who else noticed that its like they lock her in a room alone and play a ticking sound?
FalseProphet501 5 months ago 2
dirty bloody tuna! lol
asiadragonfan 5 months ago
priceless at 4:28
3 minute meal ?? hahaha
marcusrouse 5 months ago
shes a real comedian
lovealwaysremains18 5 months ago
damn that ticking noise...
MusicalMoniqua 5 months ago
She sound so bimbo LOL! so funny!
jazecandy 5 months ago
I always feel so sorry for this girl
team4kira 5 months ago
that was well over 3 minutes
pikachufan1336 5 months ago
lmfao!!!!
TheKTpwnsyou 5 months ago
i feel so sorry for her
CatelynMusic 5 months ago
awww :(
belafromthe916 5 months ago
This isn't in 3 minutes.
QuincePrincess 5 months ago
Actually this is how I cook. Things fall on the ground, liquids end up all over the walls, plates and classes get broken, and hand injuries are common.
topperheartramada 5 months ago
keep pressing 3!
iliketopostcomment 5 months ago
Aww! Even though its pretend I still feel bad for her....I've HAD those days! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGH! sorry....just felt like screaming FOR her. :)
morikahjo 5 months ago
@Ugalde1234 *Bad learn how to spell.
kelsieyerty89 5 months ago
More like 5:00 minute meals This fails..
kelsieyerty89 5 months ago
she almost made it half way without hurting herself
Rida103 5 months ago
Lmfaooooo omfg when she ripped the bag of bread I died!! xD
skfeen12345678 5 months ago
LOL KEEP ON PRESSING 4.
Firelord3000 6 months ago 26
@Firelord3000 dont 4g3t to press 3 as well!
goosinater951 1 month ago
3:57 Did she say fuck?
redblade79 6 months ago
4:18 best acting i´ve seen in a while!
Skateschwein 6 months ago
disgusting..the tuna fell on the floor.
mccL95 6 months ago
hahahah
mccL95 6 months ago
"It's really difficult to open mayonaise when your fingers are covered in your own blood and your hand is filled with the endless ticking of the stupid sound of FACK!" The funniest thing i've ever heard on madtv.
superdavis122 6 months ago
It's difficult to open mayonnaise when your fingers are covered in your own blood...epic!
BryBlunt 6 months ago
It's difficult to open mayonnaise when your fingers are covered in your own blood...epic!
BryBlunt 6 months ago
These are endlessly funny. I love the banana split episode with the bloody finger on top. The crying she does is quite realistic. When I was 20 and working on a highrise job in the city, my girlfriend would make my lunches. Sometimes it included blood and crying. Poor girl was a mess in the kitchen. She married a paramedic. Probably a good idea.
2WheelEscapeArtist 6 months ago 30
@2WheelEscapeArtist XD
lbonini1 2 months ago
this is so trollface.jpg
f4ilG4m1ng 6 months ago
this made my day:')
maryamDashtii 6 months ago
i showed this to my little brother, he laffed sooooo hard!!
MrBlarrgggghhh 6 months ago
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TICK TOCK TICK TOCK TICK TOCK....
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
YunaQQQQQ5 6 months ago
thumb up if you watching this in shut the f*** up no one cares!!!!!
meofcource000 6 months ago 2
Dirty bloody tuna? Yummy!
Mellow137 6 months ago 35
has any one ever thought that if the show is called "3 minute meals", then why is the video 5 minutes and 5 seconds long?? o.0
8888yoshi88 6 months ago
"Just stop that ticking. JUST STOP THAT TICKING!!!!" LOL
Boti951 6 months ago 3
Thumbs up if your watching this in 2011 well no fucking duh your gonna click it eventually if you keep watching madtv with food invovled in it
darkonk 6 months ago
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Do we have a can opener? Anybody? Tick Tock, Tick Tock.
1991doomsday 6 months ago
thumbs up
99nidoray 6 months ago 3
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1991doomsday 6 months ago
this makes me want to cry in laughter
GriMMR34PR649 6 months ago
When she said can opener, I was ready to click on another video
geeradicle 6 months ago
LOL
TheMKaye07 6 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
thumbs up if you're watching this in 2011
mashedpotatoish 6 months ago 85
@mashedpotatoish No im watching it in 1946...
SmallGnomeGaming 6 months ago
@mashedpotatoish No. I time traveled to the year 2043.
GeneralJAOV 6 months ago
@mashedpotatoish No shit people who this your comment when you posted in in 2011
MrNoookie 6 months ago
these are so painful to watch
TheMusicInOurLives 6 months ago 128
@TheMusicInOurLives ....so painful
LuvTheGfunk 5 months ago
OKAY! hahahaha
k1ll5w1ch 6 months ago
"She's really gonna go crazy! We're gonna use this sound effect" *BONG* Heh.. You know they'd do it too. the producers are assholes.
DragonslayerProd 7 months ago 4
Lmao I always thought she said "filled with the stupid sound of FUCK!"
axeman1314 7 months ago 5
This one was actually quite successful compared to the banana split one!
messi0123 7 months ago
this actually IS a 4 minute meal.
iwanrheon 7 months ago
I LOL'D WHEN SHE DROPPED THE TUNA
jaxson5allen 7 months ago
CRACKS ME UP WHEN SHE HITS HER HEAD
PathaniGirl13 7 months ago 2
I'm gonna make my 2 minute meal: dirty bloody tuna! xD
rescuehero942 7 months ago
-way to pleay with your foood-<3
LuvKyshaB96 7 months ago
ONE DIRTY BLOODY TUNA HAHAHA!!!!
c0c0456 7 months ago in playlist unwrapped
I laughed so much!!
laughtoday4 7 months ago
I just noticed that at 2:38 the tuna is on the table but at 3:08 it was over the magazine
Djem99Television 7 months ago
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tick tock tick tock tick tock
jdraby1 8 months ago
The mayo knows Chaos Control! XD
Liltwilightprincess 8 months ago
Press 1 and then 9! LOL! Big difference!
FluXez00 8 months ago
diz is to to funny
17680IRIS 8 months ago
now this is the real hells kitchen lmao
jdraby1 8 months ago
Tuna is cat food
SelaikaCatoblepas 8 months ago in playlist MadTV best 200
Hmm! Dirty, yummy, Tuna! Delicious!
homestrarrunner 8 months ago
the scream she does while opening the bread is the funniest thing ever
indiag89 8 months ago 89
Like this show.. comedy cooking show for singles/students @TheSinlgeLifeofCooking
TheSingleLifeofCook 8 months ago
mayonise=mayeneise....
saintoctober28 8 months ago
Crista's hilarious I remember watching 30 minute meals and Rachel Ray seems to look like she's usually rushing too...sometimes
JCLDemon99 9 months ago
dirty bloody tuna !!! 555555555555555
naphopv 9 months ago
dirty bloody tuna !!! 555555555555555
naphopv 9 months ago
thumb up if you
ect. ect.
HoboInYouTrashCan 9 months ago
i actually felt sorry for her! whahahahahahaha
kathen111 9 months ago
just stop that ticking JUST STOP THAT TICKING!!!
espada4henry 9 months ago
more like 5 minutes hah
cronicism 9 months ago
a shame that show got cancelled. shes got talent
RideWarriorWebb 10 months ago
omg i so hate these guys behind the camera
1bardh1 10 months ago
She's so awesomely awesome.
MadamElliee 10 months ago
she's cute :D*
AsyndicateA 10 months ago
"Dirty, Bloody Tuna" will be the name of my punk rock band.
alphanumeric1971 10 months ago
now ill never know how to make tuna melts :(
ranifan702 10 months ago
bloody sadists!
hurtslave 10 months ago
They should made more of these
PenguinMasterChannel 10 months ago
Lmbo JUST STOP THE TICKING JUST STOP IT.!!!!!!
HAHA
OOJesusfreakAdriana 10 months ago
@ heartslocked321 um america and usa are the same thing unless you mean north or south america as a land mass and plus you miss spelled know.
ghero60xxx 10 months ago
@heartslocked321 You misspelled three simple words (for God's sake, you spelled "no" wrong!) and invented one. I seriously doubt you are at the top of your class, and if you are you must've gone to a school full of the dumbest kids in the world.
And you think you can insult someone just because they're American?
Doitaria 10 months ago
@Doitaria No need to be such a grammar Nazi.
frost3dcupcak3s 8 months ago
Very HA HA HA
onepiecedodo 10 months ago
crista flannagan
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
icemickiejamesfan 10 months ago
Crista Flannagan is so great at comedy!!! I wish Mad TV were back with all the good crew...
cookiemonster11215 11 months ago
The 2:29 moment beats everything else LOL
carzingan02 11 months ago
oh really? real simple eh?
well last time all you needed was bananas, walnuts, ice cream, chocolate sauce, and whipped cream, and u managed to screwed that up too.. well,i cant wait to see how this goes down. :)
epicrandomnessXD 11 months ago
Women should be in the kitchen while the men work..... after this i'm making my own fracking meals.......
WarlockAnubis 11 months ago
wendy wocker is not a lucky woman
Hippychic818 11 months ago
11 people make 3 minute meals in 4 minutes.
Cap592011 11 months ago
At 4:17 is my favorite part....lol...I luv how she has to scream while ripping open the bread packaging...lol.
TheArizonaGurl 11 months ago
meals so easy to make seem so very hard to make when i watch her videos....lol...but freakin funny.......
meijinyukichan1925 11 months ago
parody is spelled P-A-R-O-D-Y
ontarianitch 11 months ago
it says 3 minute meal but the video is 5:05 minutes long
grapepicture23 11 months ago
I like dthis one a little better because it was the most realistic (in a way)
The tab popping off of the tuna can, the mayo jar not oppening, the twist-tie on the bread, hitting your head on the counter/drawer, etc.
LuigiDude1808 11 months ago
i think the ppl in the back are fucking with her with turning the ticking sound on and off LOL
RottNBrain 1 year ago
God, I love laughing at peoples pain and anguish:D
RaWrZzZz 1 year ago
i wanna see the ttwo minute meal
simmytime 1 year ago 3
hahahaaaa, hey mum, what's for dinner, "DIRTY, BLOODY, TUNA, STRAIGHT FROM THE CAN!!!!!" oh... LOL! :D
kjsk8ing 1 year ago
"I told you guys this was an informative meal so I wouldn't have to rush!!!"
psYnel 1 year ago
Lol that's Martha Stewart at home aha ...
valenc91 1 year ago
4:12
the mayonnaise is back on the table! :O
Nornanch 1 year ago 6
"Welcome to the show: Tuna Melts, Tuna Melts ARE SIMPLE" And she even didn't accomplish that. *hahaha*
XabYui 1 year ago
Is that suppose to be a parody of some real TV show? Curious because there is a show like that perhaps on Food Network, is there?
donboy65 1 year ago