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  • I wonder why it is called a three minute meal and the video is 5 minutes long xD

  • hyperventilating! 

  • LOVE THAT WOMAN

  • tic tac tic tac hahaha

  • 4:12 the mayonnaise reappears, but then disappears later on.

  • SHE DIDNT DO IT IN 3 MIN. HAHA <3 I LOVE IT :3

  • who else got a boner at 4:18

  • SHE WAS GONNA SAY FUCK IT BUT SHE SAID FINE INSTEAD

    SO CUTE I LOVE HER AT 3.25

  • racheal ray three years

  • I think they really should've made a "2 Minute Meal."

  • I like the more understated MAD tv clips like this one.

  • press 1 and 9 you'll like it.

  • If only MadTV was still in production. These segments were fucking hilarious.

  • this 3 Minute Meals is so funny, but only 3 clips?

  • LOL, I love how things spiral out of control. ;D

  • she is NOT fit 2 be a chef LOL

  • I bet if it was a 5 minute meal they could have done some epic fails with the cheese and celery too XD

  • I WAS DYING OMG THAT IS THE FUNNIEST ONE THAT II SEEN SO FAR

  • I love dirty bloody tuna.... Hilarious.

  • I like the ticking sound! It is like a timebomb, lol!

  • 4:12 woah thats some boomerang mayo. A mayorang?

  • @Artemis0Maximus 4:16 and mayonnaise is gone again

  • I'm gonna make a tuna fish right now.......

  • If you think about the actual skit is longer than 3 min.

  • Every time I see this skit, I wanna go have a tuna sandwich

  • this is so hard to watch with all the blood

  • @TheIcefang I know right? So nasty.

  • Wait, if she hit the back of her head why is she bleeding from her forhead?

  • i like how she screams like the incredible hulk when she rips the plastic paper-thin bread bag open.

  • this 3 Minute Meal is so funny, but only 3 clips?

  • This has happened to me before:( Except I wasn't on a tv show...

  • OMG i pissed my pants laughing when the timer came back again LMFAO!!

  • 3 Minute Meals - Tuna Melts [MadTV] / Randall's Jem - Only on The HUB

  • 2:29 Anyone ever done that, man that hurts lol

  • KEEP PRESSIGN 3

  • press 10

  • *parody. Or parodies

  • 4:12 the mayonnaise came back?

  • 5:05 minute meal lol

  • dude this is just like Semi-homeade with Sandra Lee LOL

  • Christa Flannigan is so fine.

  • @DSMtsi23 - and just as funny!

  • i shit my pants every time i watch these there kinda disgusting with a girl getting hurt, i like the John Timbermans christmas workshop one better, or whatever it is

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  • @peacefreak101m You see this from other videos and paste it every where you go, don't you. Get a life dude

  • it's a Tuna Melt-Down! LOL

  • Stop that ticking... STOP THAT TICKING! XD

  • not funny.and was high

  • this is how cooking shows really are,,,,

  • Wait nvr wronf

  • You notice how she was twisting the cap of the mayonnaise the wrong way

  • @InnocentBearz No she was twisting it the right way, counter-clockwise

  • @okamiyazaki oh ya i noticed that right after opps

  • LMAO why they cancelled mad tv is beyond me...

  • That's so saad... =/ And funny like hell! XD

  • laugh so you dont cry

  • How was the recipe supposed to go? Mix tuna with everything else, then put it on the bread?

  • Dirt bloddy Tuna..In A Can. lmao!

  • ewwwww she ate it.... DIRTY BLOODY TUNA

  • I laughed till I cried watching this. "OW! I hit my head! I'm bleeding! I told you this was a 4 minute meal!" LOL!

  • @MrKevChannel no sir I'm afraid ur the blind one. I was talking about the good fresh ones.

  • Ha ha ha...just like Sandra Lee's Nicoise on a Roll. Priceless!

  • 0:30 where's the tuna

  • @YTMize wow ur blind

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  • I've actually wanted to see how to make Tuna melts

  • Who else noticed that its like they lock her in a room alone and play a ticking sound?

  • dirty bloody tuna! lol

  • priceless at 4:28

    3 minute meal ?? hahaha

  • shes a real comedian

  • damn that ticking noise...

  • She sound so bimbo LOL! so funny!

  • I always feel so sorry for this girl

  • that was well over 3 minutes

  • lmfao!!!!

  • i feel so sorry for her

  • awww :(

  • This isn't in 3 minutes.

  • Actually this is how I cook. Things fall on the ground, liquids end up all over the walls, plates and classes get broken, and hand injuries are common.

  • keep pressing 3!

  • Aww! Even though its pretend I still feel bad for her....I've HAD those days! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGH! sorry....just felt like screaming FOR her. :)

  • @Ugalde1234 *Bad learn how to spell.

  • More like 5:00 minute meals This fails..

  • she almost made it half way without hurting herself

  • Lmfaooooo omfg when she ripped the bag of bread I died!! xD

  • LOL KEEP ON PRESSING 4.

  • @Firelord3000 dont 4g3t to press 3 as well!

  • 3:57 Did she say fuck?

  • 4:18 best acting i´ve seen in a while!

  • disgusting..the tuna fell on the floor.

  • hahahah

  • "It's really difficult to open mayonaise when your fingers are covered in your own blood and your hand is filled with the endless ticking of the stupid sound of FACK!" The funniest thing i've ever heard on madtv.

  • It's difficult to open mayonnaise when your fingers are covered in your own blood...epic!

  • It's difficult to open mayonnaise when your fingers are covered in your own blood...epic!

  • These are endlessly funny. I love the banana split episode with the bloody finger on top. The crying she does is quite realistic. When I was 20 and working on a highrise job in the city, my girlfriend would make my lunches. Sometimes it included blood and crying. Poor girl was a mess in the kitchen. She married a paramedic. Probably a good idea.

  • this is so trollface.jpg

  • this made my day:')

  • i showed this to my little brother, he laffed sooooo hard!!

  • thumb up if you watching this in shut the f*** up no one cares!!!!!

  • Dirty bloody tuna? Yummy!

  • has any one ever thought that if the show is called "3 minute meals", then why is the video 5 minutes and 5 seconds long?? o.0

  • "Just stop that ticking. JUST STOP THAT TICKING!!!!" LOL

  • Thumbs up if your watching this in 2011 well no fucking duh your gonna click it eventually if you keep watching madtv with food invovled in it

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  • this makes me want to cry in laughter

  • When she said can opener, I was ready to click on another video 

  • LOL

  • @mashedpotatoish No im watching it in 1946...

  • @mashedpotatoish No. I time traveled to the year 2043. 

  • @mashedpotatoish No shit people who this your comment when you posted in in 2011

  • these are so painful to watch

  • @TheMusicInOurLives ....so painful

  • OKAY! hahahaha

  • "She's really gonna go crazy! We're gonna use this sound effect" *BONG* Heh.. You know they'd do it too. the producers are assholes.

  • Lmao I always thought she said "filled with the stupid sound of FUCK!"

  • This one was actually quite successful compared to the banana split one!

  • this actually IS a 4 minute meal.

  • I LOL'D WHEN SHE DROPPED THE TUNA

  • CRACKS ME UP WHEN SHE HITS HER HEAD

  • I'm gonna make my 2 minute meal: dirty bloody tuna! xD

  • -way to pleay with your foood-<3

  • ONE DIRTY BLOODY TUNA HAHAHA!!!!

  • I laughed so much!!

  • I just noticed that at 2:38 the tuna is on the table but at 3:08 it was over the magazine

  • The mayo knows Chaos Control! XD

  • Press 1 and then 9! LOL! Big difference! 

  • diz is to to funny

  • now this is the real hells kitchen lmao

  • Tuna is cat food

  • Hmm! Dirty, yummy, Tuna! Delicious!

  • the scream she does while opening the bread is the funniest thing ever

  • Like this show.. comedy cooking show for singles/students @TheSinlgeLifeofCooking

  • mayonise=mayeneise....

  • Crista's hilarious I remember watching 30 minute meals and Rachel Ray seems to look like she's usually rushing too...sometimes

  • dirty bloody tuna !!! 555555555555555

  • dirty bloody tuna !!! 555555555555555

  • thumb up if you

    ect. ect.

  • i actually felt sorry for her! whahahahahahaha

  • just stop that ticking JUST STOP THAT TICKING!!!

  • more like 5 minutes hah

  • a shame that show got cancelled. shes got talent

  • omg i so hate these guys behind the camera

  • She's so awesomely awesome.

  • she's cute :D*

  • "Dirty, Bloody Tuna" will be the name of my punk rock band.

  • now ill never know how to make tuna melts :(

  • bloody sadists!

  • They should made more of these

  • Lmbo JUST STOP THE TICKING JUST STOP IT.!!!!!!

    HAHA

  • @ heartslocked321 um america and usa are the same thing unless you mean north or south america as a land mass and plus you miss spelled know.

  • @heartslocked321 You misspelled three simple words (for God's sake, you spelled "no" wrong!) and invented one. I seriously doubt you are at the top of your class, and if you are you must've gone to a school full of the dumbest kids in the world.

    And you think you can insult someone just because they're American?

  • @Doitaria No need to be such a grammar Nazi.

  • Very HA HA HA

  • crista flannagan

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • Crista Flannagan is so great at comedy!!! I wish Mad TV were back with all the good crew...

  • The 2:29 moment beats everything else LOL

  • oh really? real simple eh?

    well last time all you needed was bananas, walnuts, ice cream, chocolate sauce, and whipped cream, and u managed to screwed that up too.. well,i cant wait to see how this goes down. :)

  • Women should be in the kitchen while the men work..... after this i'm making my own fracking meals.......

  • wendy wocker is not a lucky woman

  • 11 people make 3 minute meals in 4 minutes.

  • At 4:17 is my favorite part....lol...I luv how she has to scream while ripping open the bread packaging...lol.

  • meals so easy to make seem so very hard to make when i watch her videos....lol...but freakin funny.......

  • parody is spelled P-A-R-O-D-Y

  • it says 3 minute meal but the video is 5:05 minutes long

  • I like dthis one a little better because it was the most realistic (in a way)

    The tab popping off of the tuna can, the mayo jar not oppening, the twist-tie on the bread, hitting your head on the counter/drawer, etc.

  • i think the ppl in the back are fucking with her with turning the ticking sound on and off LOL

  • God, I love laughing at peoples pain and anguish:D

  • i wanna see the ttwo minute meal

  • hahahaaaa, hey mum, what's for dinner, "DIRTY, BLOODY, TUNA, STRAIGHT FROM THE CAN!!!!!" oh... LOL! :D

  • "I told you guys this was an informative meal so I wouldn't have to rush!!!"

  • Lol that's Martha Stewart at home aha ...

  • 4:12

    the mayonnaise is back on the table! :O

  • "Welcome to the show: Tuna Melts, Tuna Melts ARE SIMPLE" And she even didn't accomplish that. *hahaha*

  • Is that suppose to be a parody of some real TV show? Curious because there is a show like that perhaps on Food Network, is there?