Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince: Haiku Movie Review:

[toonsmyth]

HAA! Current TV is lame and annoying, but THAT was funny!

[wheresmysoda7]

I hope Ellen Fox realizes that she's going to hell for comparing Harry Potter to twilight.

[pinkkhang]

boring ass movie....

[loboanjo]

that was the worst review ever

[Wirld]

Meh, both Harry Potter and Twilight suck. The haiku was... interesting.

[needles94]

twilight sucks, harry potter is the shit

[Wirld]

Harry Potter is teen drama, so you can just go right ahead and remove "the" from your sentence. I can understand liking the books, but the movies are awful.

[needles94]

what! no their not. i admit the 5fth movie kinda sucks, but the movies arent awful

[Wirld]

The other movies were okay, but their pacing was kind of awkward and they made stupid cuts from the books. The 5th one was the only terrible one, I just meant that in comparison to the books, the other ones were bad.

[needles94]

that's the only reason you can say that the movies suck, i admit they shud leave more from the books in the movies. but they have to cut some things out. order of the phoenix shud of been at least an hour longer though

[rionhunter]

I find it interesting that they decide that it's Harry Potter doing Twilight, and not Twilight taking off HP, since...the book was out first, wasn't it?

[camjenkins88]

err

twilight and harry potter are both books.

wich book are you referring to

[rionhunter]

both.

which one came out first?

*does wiki research*

okay, both books came out in 2005, which means they were both worked on before either were released, which means that neither copied themselves...

[gaby1394]

true, I also felt like they were focussing too much on the love triangle, I didn't think it was loyal? enough to the book, as if they were trying to compete with twilight on the romance genre. But I guess we all know that HP had won that war long ago without making the crappy movie. Even if it was bad, still better than twilight

[231136231136]

very nice.

[dienton1234]

it's hilarious that people are fighting about Harry Potter and Twilight.

[lalapisani]

=/

That book (6th) was published before the first twilight book....

[gabrielnorburg]

right... would make sense if harry potter wasn't based on THE FUCKING MOST POPULAR YOUTH BOOKS EVER!

a wikipedia check would have let you know that the half blood prince and the first twilight book actually where published in the same year, at that time jk rowling was already the queen of youth literature and no now knew of fucking twilight that has done nothing original, but simply feed of what series like the vampire chronicles started.

IF ANYTHING TWILIGHT IS HARRY POTTER WITH VAMPIRES.

[GoldfishChannel]

that is a very sparse "if anything" my friend

[OnlyInThisLight]

The books are better than Twilight, but I too thought it was fairly obvious that the filmmakers were trying to pander to the Twilight fans in HBP. And even if they weren't, too much focus was spent on the teenage-love drama and it felt off.

The Haiku is comparing *this* particular *movie* to Twilight in a specific sense, not the entire series. It's not implying that the HP series and Twilight are overall similar in terms of plot or quality.

This is obvious. Chill the fuck out.

[lainakist]

other way around lol

[frshobsessed]

I swear you already did a harry potter haiku :S

[m6m17]

so true

[VloggerToplist]

Cool movie review...Lol!

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[Squish888]

boooo twilight sucks!

[ICutStuff1]

I cannot even believe that you compared Harry Potter with Twilight. That is like comparing Sex to hand holding. One is clearly superior, and it is the one that is less topical. LITERACY JOKES FTW!

[AngusSgXD]

not funny...

twilight sucks -.-"

[GeeWizProductions]

you suck rooster >:(

wasn't funny at all, NEVER COMPARE HARRY POTTER TO THAT PIECE OF SHIT TWILIGHT!

[cirodavid]

That's insulting. Harry Potter is -by far- a thousand times better than Twilight

[GeeWizProductions]

yeah, twilight is just sum mormon woman's wet dream -__-

harry potter is by far, the best book series, and movie series.

[YvesMKnownAsYork]

LOL

Great vid.. ;)