Billy Mays? Michael Jackson? Is Rob Pattinson next?

[blackrider1918]

I want to go on one of those pirate hunting cruses!!!!

[mrmoonwalk100]

Ha, Jaden, i will enjoy reading your highly intelligent blag.

[Jakemartinov]

Omg now i have to pee ( in unrelated news taylor laughtner just scared dry wall into place)

[blackrider1918]

where r the pirates!?! (I got my machine gunz)

[guanjon]

Did you use your cum to get your hair like that?

[idntlikesparkllyguys]

DUDE!!!!!!!! i love ur videos!!!

[Blackmooncreations]

Grand theft lawnmower XD

[Diegox223]

NOW GARY COLEMAN DIED!! D: Rob Pattinson doesn't matters, he's an asshole

[dallasmaddieshelby]

lol you aree really funny 

[PivotStarter97]

THARSNUTHINWRONGWITHIS!

[Rainbow4MJ]

"Iv'e heard that is was horrible! that it sucked baseballs!" LMFAO!!!

[TheGrenadercat]

stop offending people dumb ass

(it is very entertaining)

[HAMANDBUBLE123]

Jaden,

I love your videos! I always watch your videos, but never got around to replying to them. You are adorable!!!!

Ham and buble ( the second part, buble, is a singer dude)

P.S I do understand what you are saying I have a sis, and she always jumbles words, and I say banana cupcake at the wrong time always!!

[Morringlin]

I would be really happy if Rob died or prereferably they fire him I'd really love it if they fire Kristen too. oh and I know what you are talking about with the prime directive.

[StillOBSESSED]

LOL! @Taylor and Rob story :)

"There was supposed to be only 3 deaths this week. Now there are FOUR!"

Yes, Jaden, because deaths ARE planned...

[meirule24]

your eyes are shiny HAHAHAHA

[mrsvampirebaby]

If Rob died i would be really upset and no one can take Rob's spot in twilight and if he is not in the twiligt saga series movies i will NOT WATCH THEM

[lugo2165]

i would be sad if rob died i cant picture anyone else as edward but him and there was so retarded ass rumor that rob died about a month ago cuz he got into a car accident or something like that while filming eclipse in vancouver but its all good its not true hes alive

[oxRainingTwihardsxo]

If he was like really really really hot

[LilMizzSunshineeXo]

5 stars for blatant stereotypes, done!

[MrsEdwardCullen212]

"oh, i probably picked a bad title didn't i"

lol

[PENOZ1990]

um dude.. are you robert pattinson obsessed? hahaha

[meirule24]

very reliable sources? lol

[Lollipop21100]

why is jaden sweating

whats wrong w/ his hair

and

stop giving away harry potter 7

[eblondie1211]

hey im russian!!!!!

tranfromers 2 rocked.

and they would make no more twilight without rob

[DobbysSockk]

If it was Gaspard Ulliel who was to play Edward, I would SO still watch them.

[ISeeEdward]

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[SterphanieWood]

I'd be happy if Rob was no longer Edward. I find him an unsuitable role choice. But whatever. DUUUUDE, pirate cruize thing? Sounds like loads of fun to me. *smiles*

[RLthat]

Transformers 2 Was an awesome movie! :D

[ALLL135]

Wow

[coocoo4koko]

if rob actually died, they would stop making the movies until stephanie meyer needed more money, which is probably impossible since she has made a bigillion dollars from twilight and all the books.

[kaulitzangie93]

your combination of russians, hollywood, twilight saga, harry potter, remember me amd all the other crap you talked about killed me! you're very good and don't even know why! good job!

[GetSillyin2009]

ur hott foreal

[GetSillyin2009]

ur hott 4 a white boy daaanng

[demonfang56]

ya know your missing two thing to figure out who dies next. one all the people who died recently are ones that were old and or non thought about celebs [all male] and most of them had there careers rising back up and then took to death [examples michael jackson and david carradine] two, all the people who died were 50 or older.

ps. the next peson to die is going to be a girl

[laurag333]

your adorable :D

[Kanamekuranluver77]

pffft haha Taylor scaring dry walls in place haha and ive seen transformers 2 it was awsome

[SocialReject007]

some guy walked into target [drunk] grabbed a bike and tried to return it at customer service... no joke, my brother had to follow him around the store

[nightmarechick100]

dude u r kick ass!!! and i doubt they would stop makin twilight

[horselover2722]

Taylor Lautner scaring dry wall into place. lol. You rock!!!!!

[twiganvilleacademy]

1:59 - 2:01 = rofl

[DariaDavis]

bahahah, i loved the "spoiler alert" part.

[toontownmasterqueen]

Id watch it i dont like rob pattinson hes ewwish idk dont like him

[luvtwilight12948]

shut up u might make it happed

[jadennation]

This comment is so mixed up. I might make it 'happed'? Is that like 'crapped' or 'snapped' or 'slapped'? This can't be a typo, because the 'd' key is nowhere near the 'n'.

[MegaMad4Mongooses]

@jadennation hahaha, friggin brilliant x'D

[kamaniisopi]

hahahah the "furry" guys from HP are actually bulgarians and why the heck the author had to twist our names, I mean Viktor Krum ? WTF ??? please ! May be it's the same reason for which they call every chinese girl Ling ??? Anyway wayyy offtopic, dude ur awesome u can always make me laugh (and that's a hard thing to do, believe me) :D keep up with the good work !

[meriSuttify]

I've been watching these MJ videos all day...I even got this song as my ringer from mjtones. com!

[doglover1623]

thanks jaden. im half russian :(

JK JK i still love you!!! i know youre kidding!!!!

the cruises are really stupid i agree!

(btw i dont own any vodka *im 14* haha lol)

[PurpleKaabii]

Good lord, so much spam. D:

AND RUSSIANS ARE BAD*cluck*

I TOTALLY AGREE.

[AdamskiLawlerski]

LOL Scaring the plaster back into place!!!

[KakashisRose]

Nice Star Trek refference. It's not that sad that you know what the prime directive is. Lol, try being a girl in her earlier twenties who can rant for hours about how Data is such a rip-off of Spock.

[twilighter4ever101]

everyone in hollywood is DYING!!i swear theres some sort of crazy epidemic going around.lol.

and i most likely would NOT go see any more twilight movies if Rob actually died bcuz i mean lets face it ppls.Rob IS Edward Cullen.come on now.admit it.we all know its true.

***** 5 stars for blatant stereotypes!!

[AliceCullen180]

You're so funny...and Durmstrang is in Romania :P At least I think...

[jezbo91]

lol at all the harry potter references.

[DunderMifflinTWSS]

i love all of your steroetypes, but no one else knows what your talking about! Also, great harry potter references!

[TwilightUnplugged]

Not really british accent = win

[monkfan001]

i guess i would watch if rob pattinson died but i think i would like it just a little less

[VampirePrincessNo1]

like the hair style!!lool

ive seen new hp when domblodore dies they all hold up there wands and the wands glow!!!! werid i know loool its more about draco's life than harrys in it lool

^,-,^XX

[Andrew45]

Can I marry you?

[gdigger99]

I would NOT go see Eclipse or Breaking Dawn if Rob wasn't in them. It just wouldn't be the same. WAIT! I lied. I might be a bit curious!

[teamhautner]

lol like the jelly bean stealer guy

[chellehearts]

Haha. All of your HP references made me really happy. This was a wonderful video.

[PheonixJadexMikiJack]

Nix: Jack, go open the bomb shelter, its VOLDEMORT!

Jack: Can't we join forces?

Nix: No. We're supposed to be good guys. And to LeupoldProduction I say this: NECROPHILIACS!!

Jack: heheheheheh Dodo bird. Very nice accent :)

[StayLost789]

I saw Transformers 2 in IMAX last night and i thought it was terrible it looked like Michael Bay decided to shoot half of the movie with just green screen and said something like "oh lets just let special effects figure out what comes next"

[almostgothicblonde]

Dodos come from Mauritius. :P

I would be sad if Rob died... I guess.

Like the new hair Jaden! (Unless it isn't new, in which case; blame my siblings for hogging the computer).

[purplemonkey3221]

iloveTaylorLautner!!! <333333333333

[purplemonkey3221]

LMFAO

IT'S VOLDEMORT !

[LoonyLoveBunny]

ooo I want to go on that cruise.

I would probably watch it idk... It depends who plays him

[PurpleKaabii]

SHIT

IT IS VOLDY

[triinu127]

I Love you, your videos are just so hilarious

[LeupoldProduction]

Wow, I can't even imagine what would would happen if Rob died, girls all over the world would cry. Also they would probably start a riot at the hospital to get a chance to steal his body..... Just sayin

[1994kjh1987]

hahaha, i think some of these tweens need an education... "satire" must not mean anything to them.

but anyways- i really love your videos, you're hilarious!

[66tapout66]

Thats one oily kid.

[AlexaCullen21]

Transformers 2 was the BOMB!

[DeeCordova]

If rob died... Tweens would take over the world long with their facial products, hair care items, and cell phone accessories. Then they'd ellect a leader that looks alot like taylor lautner, Rpattz, Kellen Lutz and Brad pitt all together.

Thats my prediction.

[hici61]

omgoosh jaden stop talkin about that!PLEASE! *knocksonwood* if rob died...no I cant even talk about it. I would cry my eyes out! well of course everyone uses robs name to gain readers..hellowl it works! seriously sry for mr lautner but who cares about him when there is a rpattz!

[blett06]

they only changed dumbledore once and that was because the original one died. they don't change actors arbitrarily.

[jadennation]

That's why I said "if Rob died".

[twifreak94]

If Rob died, I'd act like MJ fans, CRY!! Haha?

[elementskater211]

you remind me of fluffy talks

[totallyhyperalice]

what do you mean pulled a harry potter? they have like the saaammme cast.... they never changed the guy who played harry its ALWAYS been the same guy...

[jadennation]

They changed the guy who played Dumbledore because the original actor died.

[totallyhyperalice]

OH YEAH they did that like a BUNCH of times oopsie. lol

[totallyhyperalice]

my friends kept saying u were talking about the main guy who played harry i told them they were dumb. lol. ya they changed dumbldore a bunch.

[RobynsRandomName]

Transformers 2 is great. = D

[Twitytwon]

I'd totally still watch the movies--to tell the truth I think both Robert and Kristen should be replaced. They both seem so full of themselves. Oh, and yeah! The hunk of the movies is Taylor-Mr.-Hot-Stuff-Lautner =3

[piewiistuff1]

u remind me of sxephil cuz well u talk like him and of course kalebnation ahhh nations rule haha

[Ttitansfan]

I LOVED Transformers 2! People are just mad because it has "no plot and just a lot of fighting robots" which is what the fans WANTED so... why are they complaining again? As for the would I still watch twilight if so and so died thing - we'd have to see. Actually (why lie to myself) I'd probably still see it I'd just judge the new actor like crazy. DUMBLEDORE DIES?!?! whaaaaaat?! ;P when Fred died I totally lost it and had to put the book down... Freaking blood-bath Deathly Hallows...

[CoveredInFeathers17]

Your mom's a pirate.. but that doesn't count ;]

MUTHAFEATHERS!

[tanni]

They really have that pirate hunting thing? Am I going to feel like a moron if I go looking into this? lol And yes! Celebs are dropping like flies. I honestly mean no disrespect, but I might very well enjoy the Twilight movies more if Pattinson wasn't in them (don't care for his "acting") although I'd never want him, or anyone, to die. But seeing as how Jackson and the others died of heart failure/disease, I should think as long as Pattinson looks both ways before darting into streets he'll live

[t3rr0r253]

i fucking hate you, you were a fucking huge waste of my time, what does this have to do w/michael?...... you are a FAG

[jadennation]

if F.A.G. stands for "Wildly entertaining show host with little talent but limitless charm", then YES! I AM!

[babybott330]

Limitless charm, huh? Good grief.

WHERE is my jet ski??

<3 how you're still getting hate mail, it's highly entertaining.

Freakin' Awesome Guitarist? Total F.A.G., you are.

[Torrterra888]

geeze man, calm down -.-

[funnyface2929]

I would still watch Twilight movies if Rob Pattinson died....but I don't want him to.

[messierandgordon1124]

Anyone else find Rob to be a ugly stoner?

[tanni]

Or something like that. LOL

[scooter515greenday]

your videos are so entertaining! keep up the good work :)

[gagamericanflag]

i fell asleep watching transformers... but that's what happens to me. hahaha....

[Armygrl21]

Hey Jaden check SXEphils new video.. they better take THAT one down too cuz hes "making fun of Billy Mays" OOOh GOD! ;-) haha sorry I had to..

[americanidolgal]

I would totally still be in love with the Twilight movies if Rob died. Actually, I'd probably like them better. I thik Rob's hideous. I wouldn't be happy that he died, but the movies would be better.

[hotpinkbaba]

I would NEVER have ANY thing to do w/ Twilight if Rob died!!! When Kaleb (ur Bro) had his last Blog TV I asked if he had seen the pics of Rob all bloody, and I said I cried when I saw them (true story) and he said "dont cry, he's just a celberty"!

I still love both of yall, but I would TOTALLY cry and mourn forEVER!!!

And 'Twilight Hunk' gets on my nerves too!!!

[dianediane78]

okay, the title isn't really that funny. <_<

[rabidvampire0422]

Russia is my favorite country...Ever. Well, besides USA. Still it's a pretty close 2nd.

Eh. I don't know if I would see them. Totally depends on who they chose, I guess.

[person10001]

Durmstrang was in... like Albania I think...

[pottergirl287]

Jaden, you never cease to make me burst out laughing watching your shows. KEEP IT UP!!!!!!!!!

[dannyboy8231995]

is sucked base balss ROFLMFAO

[blessedbyacurse]

just wanted to point something out: Viktor Krum played quidditch for Bulgaria, so I would think he was from there and not Russia. but the school might still be in Russia, i don't know.

if Rob died (lets all hope not) they would probably replace him and still make the movies, but they wouldn't be as good.

[dazzlingme90]

hey hey hey watch the russian cracks lol. ill get my mafia family on ur ass!!

jk lol

and if rob died, i think they'd try to replace him but it would epically fail as a movie. sad sad thought.

rob dies = fangirls go provoke the volturi. end of story haha

[panicatthediscoROCKZ]

high five for the prime directive!

[berrrycobbler]

viktor krum is bulgarian because he played for buglaria in the quidditch world cup. so i think durmstrang is actually in bugaria. or it might not be if he goes abroad for schooling like some witch/wizards do.

i am such a loser...

i prefer it when you talk about harry potter to twilight because i am a bigger fan. i have booked my cinema ticket for harry potter 6 for the 15th of july when it comes out. i could have seen it at an earlier time if my mum would have let me miss last lesson school :(

[TearsBehindSmiles]

I would see the movies if Rob wasn't in them. I don't care much for him as Edward. I hope he doesn't die, though. That would be really sad, even if I don't like him as Edward.

[Torriiee]

cockney austrailan with a bit of dodo bird inside of it.

where the hell did you come up with that?

[jadennation]

It literally just came to mind while I was talking. The whole accent was unplanned, too. ;)

[AnkouBlake]

If rob died...

Brb, Volterra...or maybe I wouldn't be back....

[luvbabyv1]

I WOULD NOT WATCH ECLIPSE OR BREAKING DAWN IF ROBERT DIED!!! HELL NOOOO!!

There's no way anyone other than Robert could pull off being Edward! Robs unique! And VERY sexy! lmao

Transformers was the best movie I have ever seen!!! (so far, apart from Twilight)

[renesmee789]

if rob pattinson died.....i wud die on the inside jsut like bella does

[MyRealityShow13]

If Rob Died i would be like HELL YEAH! He is so annoying and can't act! and you are right Its Taylor Lautners MOVIE!

[Twiiiiilight]

If Rob died, I would be dead inside.

Though not literally. Like Bella, in New Moon. THAT'S what I would be like!

And Rob is quite the hunk, thank you very much!!!

=)

[EmilyMay195]

LOL - literally. I'm sposed to be doing homework on the computer, but i 'accidently' signed on to youtube and watched your video, and now my mum's wondering why I keep laughing...

[phoenixliv]

Jaden, you're hilarious! I wish I could be at the Vamp Baseball event with you!

I'd totally watch the Twilight sequels even if Rob or Kristen were replaced! Just let me stare at Peter and Jackson <3 and I'm fine

[6crazyfriends4life12]

they've been talking about the pirate hunt on the radio and im like, WTF???? I dont feel like getting blown up by pirates!

[sarinana0309]

I thought transformers was awesome lol!

[Snickers9402]

lmao yahh, while rob was running away from screaming fans in NY,a cab hit him and his body gaurd yelled to the fans "SEE WHAT YOU DID!?YOU ALMOST KILLED HIM!" lmao!!!

[ianswertobob]

YAY for Harry Potter references! Lol.

[babybrowneyes63]

I loved Transformers just saw it!!!

[Samhaiine]

whats the vampire baseball event btw never heard of it:( snif feel ignorant now

[Samhaiine]

Gawd dont say that Rob is imortal=)) I seriously dont know what I'd do if rob died think killing myself is too melodramatic have to find an alternative (but he's not dying so no probs)

[SweetEmmaa]

I know he's too old to play the role, but god I love Henry Cavill for Edward Cullen.

[BisssFreak]

Wow, I like your vids but you talk SOOO FAST!!:D

I'm from Germany so I don't understand everything and I have one question: What did you say about Germany???!! I did'nt understand it ... sorry :P

[phoenixliv]

Just that someone stole a guy's lawnmower and then tried to sell it back to the guy from whom it was stolen. Then someone else drowned while mowing their lawn ... but I don't think that was in Germany, he didn't really say where that part was

[gossipgurl109]

Bahahah, Who steals a lawn mower! xD

[xXxScoutxXx]

If Robert Pattinson was replaced, that would give me MORE of a reason to watch and enjopy Twilight. :D He's pretty crap.

Great video, once again! :D

[JohnsHouseofFun]

But what does Tyler Durden say?

[abbyll]

i don´t understood what the heck you talked about, but , i want to know what happened in germany. who stole what`?

You talk a bit too fast. :D

[TombRaider1995]

Don't you dare Jinx Robert Pattinson! They would probably stop making Twilight Movies if he died, because it isn't as easy to switch out a fully developed caracter, and almost anyone who has read/watched the twilight movie/series, loves edward, and therefor loves Robert.

[KDumbledore]

Well techincally Kristen Stewart is the Star of New Moon..and Twilight. :/ I don't understand why the male characters overshadow the MAIN character.

So yes I would still watch the Twilight movies if Rob Pattinson died, and was replaced. Hey! I still watch Harry Potter! :)

[reinix]

kellan lutz is more of a twilight hunk, actually.

[cuitonwap]

TRUE XD

[OnigiriMusubi]

noooezzz. rpattz shall nevarr diee. x3

[bluemoonlight156]

You are OFFICIALLY my hero Jaden! "WHY?" you might ask. It's because of the HARRY POTTER content (who BY THE WAY pwns twilight xinfinity). I agree with you Voldemort IS INDEED taking over america! I'm wating for a wave of despair to come over me so I can run through the streets like a RAVING LUNATIC screaming that the "DEMENTORS ARE COMMING THE DEMENTORS ARE COMMING!" (yes...I DID just coppy off of Paul Revere...and yes I probably did just spell his name wrong...)Yes. SO, in conclusion..."U ROK"

[shortstuff129]

hmm thats a tough call... i probably would watch twilight without edward just to see what it would be like..

[itsalliebaby123]

If Rob, for some reason, couldn't do anymore movies in the Twilight Saga, I'd switch to Team Jacob and pray that at least Taylor Lautner was still able to do them.

great vid, Jaden!

[1s1d1c1u123]

I had to search out this video when I saw on twitter that the Lex removed it. Nothing piques my interest like something scandalous; though, I don't see what all the fuss is about. I thought it was your normal quirky take on the latest news. Certainly not anything to get up in arms about.

I'd still watch Eclipse and BD if Rob was, for whatever reason, unable to participate in it but I'd grumble about it just the way I do everytime I see a HP movie without Richard Harris.

Cheers!

Sabrina

[vampireartist]

I love all your video's no matter what anyone else says. And it seriously wouldn't be that big of deal if Rob died. I don't see why everyone loves him so much.

Yes. I am a girl and yes I am twilight fan....just not a Robert P. fan

[bighairproductionns]

Jaden, you're a funny guy, but this crossed the line. This video should be removed just by the title of it; it's disrespectful, no matter if its, "just fun and games," or "sarcasm." That doesn't change the fact that it was truly a trashy thing to do.

[IThinkIKilledHim]

I think you NEED to learn how to take a joke, PLEASE.

--Donnie

[CountryChick01]

I think in a time where people who are such a large part of modern culture such as Jackson are dying, that's the time when people need something to make them smile, and this is just the ticket.

[JJMxo]

Yes Taylor is the Hottie!!

[kt1018]

yes i would watch the movies no matter what-

and don't see what the big deal is about ripping the vid off of the lex.

you're funny no matter what controversy they want to make out of nothing.

[MrsJasperHale08]

I don't know...Twilight just wouldn't be the same with out ol' dear Robby P lol

[CarolB790]

The lex took the post w/ the video down. I've had enough of them. Yes, they are on crack.

[JenLynnLab]

Wtf? I'm Russian.........

[IThinkIKilledHim]

Well, you're awesome. My cousins were adopted from there!

--Donnie

[IThinkIKilledHim]

THE HOLLYWOOD CURSE HATH STRUCK AGAIN!

BEWARE.

--Donnie

[sceneghettohxc]

I really, really love how you just randomly switched to talking in your "British" accent in the middle of a sentence. You're silly. AND I think the Lex people are on crack. kthnxbii.

Corinne!

[brennac48]

Harry Potter + Jaden..

Oh Jaden, Marry me<3

[YamiMahoIsiri]

Hooray for the prime directive!! Yes, I'm a geek and know what that is. ^_^ Star Trek. The prime directive is that thing that Captain Kirk broke on a regular basis by interfering with alien cultures, namely, he slept with the alien women. How is that not breaking the prime directive? Either way, excellent episode. You're extreamly fun to listen to.

[elljaybby]

Haha, Jaden you are so random and I love it! :D

And, I guess I would still watch the movies but it would be SO different.. gah I can't even think about it! *tear*

I would just be very very very very very sad.

<3

-Lauren