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  • Are you sure it's NASA and not the Pentagon?

  • I jacked off to this.

  • TANK SEX

  • i just came

  • we'll have baby tanks!!! yay!!

  • Whoomp Whoomp!

  • this its battlefield on super nes

  • dafuq?

  • very good thank you for post

  • that is not even a good fake

  • LOAD HEAT! XXX & GET A BIG BANG OUT OF IT ;-)

  • your face should be banned

  • lawl that proves bigger tanks are dominate xD

  • he didn't ask to have sex did he

  • and then a 4 wheeler was born

  • lol french style

  • los tanqes tambien tienen sexo

  • ooook?

  • the title is stupid but that was funny

  • KID shit!

  • OH Btw They are humping each otheh XD

  • Howd i get from " How to do a really cool science project" to Aleins? It must be Fate!!! I must have to do a Science project on Aleins!

  • LMAO! This video got banned from SIGGRAPH for Kids due to lameness and dilettantism.

  • Watch out, terrorists! We've got Photoshop on our side!

  • tanks for the memory

  • So what comes from this union....Humvees?

  • @candr Ha! Well not exactly. But almost. You see, in America, if you ain't an illegal or wetback, then you can have anything you want. AMericans only have to close their eyes and say, like Dorothy did in The Wizard of OZ, I want a huge all terrain tank-like car, 3 times out loud, and they appear at Wallmart the next day for irresistably low prices. I saw it on South Park. Now I might doubt The SImpsons but not South Park.

  • @listen2meokidoki Not my America, might want to cut down on the South Park viewing.

  • @candr South Park is definitely the BEST documentary series ever. I LOVE DOCUMENTARIES.

  • @listen2meokidoki Thats the pity of it, folk would rather sit have their views made for them in a cartoon rather then go out and see for themselves. Much easier to have someone make up their mind for them.

  • @candr South Park is actually quite intellectual. The problem is Americans actually believe they have guardian angels on their side and believe the universe started a few thousand years ago. So a child's mind freshly exploring the world (as it is) can be more realistic than the average adult American. The problem is we hate to feel outside of the concensus views of our peers. American athiests feel that they need to SHOUT. GAYS had to SHOUT as well. Why can't we just discuss this like adults?

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  • @listen2meokidoki where did you get all that from?

  • @KitamusPrime Well, I guess I got most of it from TV. I've been watching it since 1957. The Mickey Mouse Club was fantastic. Though I didn't like Wednesdays when the theme was Western Cowboys. The rest of my opinions, unlike American opinions, is based on testable facts, Ok I exaggerated. 20% of USA Americans are not fundamentalist and think independently. But it doesn't matter. In a FPTP (First Past The Post) voting system, minority votes are wasted votes. They do not count..

  • @KitamusPrime The reason normal people have to politically SHOUT in the USA is because there are so many stupid religously fundamnetalists, they get shouted down by totally ignorant fools who can not absorb a coherent stream of thought. For example, few Americans have the patience to read my spiels. I fill up the You-Tube comments box each and every time I speak. I refuse to twitter. I am not a bird. I'm a lumbering biped.

  • @KitamusPrime BTW. You may be normal and feel normal. All your friends may be normal & appear normal. But you were born & bred in the USA. Therefore you can not see the political forest for the political trees. Freedom is not a USA idea. Obsessing over it "adnausia" is not normal. SHOUTING nonses like the USA's judicial system is the best in the world (or similar words) is extreme stupidity based on Hollywood media domination. But you are unlikely to understand my point. 4 U it is too nuanced.

  • @KitamusPrime How is it possible for the USA to elect Bush junior as President before he'd ever been outside the country? How could the USA elect a Hollywood B-grade movie actor-Regan? How could California elect Swarzenegger as its Governor? In a Parliamentary system the Head of State (Authority) & Head of Government (Executive Power) are separated. But in the USA Governors/President wear both hats. It is the root of USA evil.

  • y yo me pregunto que sale deesa relacion jajajajajajjjjjjjjjjajaja un chip

  • So thats how tanks are made.

  • So pretty much a tank got raped

  • dos tankes teniendo sexo

  • Avery very very very badly done phoney mockup cgi video. What was the point of that??

  • two tanks gettin booty

  • tanks but no thanks ;)

  • This is actually pretty amusing

  • OH YEAh....... try 69 ?? 

  • Rule 34 strikes again.

  • So. That's where baby tanks come from. Who knew?

  • Even my dog can see that it is a 3D animation!

  • Top secret banned footage that can ONLY be viewed on YouTube

  • Naaa! Can't you tell they're humping! They're making APC Babies!

  • Why banned? Its just a tank running over a smaller tank?

  • u dont have education in USA

  • so now russians can just go like /no recoil

  • S'pose it's cheaper than building them.

  • why would this even fall under NASAs remit [ it it was remotely true ] ?

  • LOL M1 teabag.

  • That was hot!

  • lol

  • tanks i needed that

  • to ignore your reply is the best I can do because only a narrow and stupid mind is able to think, make and post such a despicable "work". And what you do with your orifice, oh pity... this problem is only yours. HA! HA!

  • rule 34

  • Ok, so the big tank sexually harasses a minor tank, isn't that like a ped tank or something?

  • @spamzer Ped? You mean paedophile. Never ever drop the "a". It must always, without exception be abbreviated "PAED". Never "PED". And the answer to your question is no. Only in your mind perhaps. The smaller tank is an adult tank. Just smaller.

  • It's videos like this, that made me join youtube!... That's really scary!...watch out Iran..we're coming for you!

  • @googleisshittoss Scary? I assumed some teenager posted your comment. The scary thing is there are many people like you in Iran, with a wife, loverly kids and 2 of man's best friends. If what happened to Iraq happens to England, I think you'd probably beat your chest even harder? Saying death to Iran (putting words in your mouth) feels to your counterpart the same as if I said "Death to my Mother Country". There, I said it, And by the way, WWI was very popular in London - at the start!

  • @listen2meokidoki I was being Sarcastic!

  • @googleisshittoss Oh! I thought you were serious about this video being what attracts you to watch YouTube & you were joking about it being scary! & you were being a typical stupid American & were being typically arseholish & agressive about Iran. This can be very confusing.Refreshing to find an unpatriotic American.Someone with a balanced perspective that goes beyond childhood brainwashing.Of course this implies you're probably athiest because in America they are the only independent thinkers.

  • @listen2meokidoki hahaha...yes, sorry!...Sarcasm doesnt always work in text form sadly!

    Nope, I'm a Limey...through and through :)

  • @googleisshittoss IF I KNEW you were a limey I would have instantly understood you! I shouldn't have assumed you were from the other side of the pond. Unlike you, we down hear don't rely on their gulf stream to control our climate. You should be careful what you say. They could turn off the heat. We all know they can turn up the heat when and wherever they want to. But that will all come to an end in 50 or more years. Not a long time really. At least China isn't fundamentalist. Just obsessive.

  • top secret banned videos are not on youtube if its on youtube the goverment dont care who sees it

  • @hogetherogue Do you realy think I might be right? The USA is developing Tanks that can breed? Make copies of themselves & destroy the enemy Autonomously? Wouldn't that be be so COOL? But their is a problem. In the USA they have a National Guard to put down protests, just like now in Syria & THEY will also have these COOL tanks. As someone said above, "Look out people of USA", You're going to eat yourselves Ah Ha Ha Ha. Pathetic democracy. Uses FPTP voting system. A bunch of primitives I say.

  • пусть курят меньше этой дряни!

  • @A03051977 A comment made in the Cyrillic alphabet.

  • another video that inspires hate for another country in folks who have been brainwashed into thinking one thing, all the time. reminds me of racism in america, if it was exaggerated 20x, during the early 1950's

  • @boondok19999 You hit the nail on the head. We, the people of the world who live free to think for ourselves unburdened by the hate and prejudice of the society we belong know that throughout the world men and women send their roots into the fertile ground of them and us. We know that the fundamentalism in the USA is but a mirror image of fundamentalism in judaism and islam. I commend PEOPLE watch your video exert from the Little Dictator. Sadly, machine men are growing ever stronger, again.

  • @listen2meokidoki I appeal to all good people to understand that the fertile groud is "THEM verses US". American's are increasingly lusting to destroy all that is a challenge. We see it every day. We hear the calls to kill BAD PEOPLE. Kill Wrong Doers. And yet therein lies the paradox. THEY become, in fact are already before now, the worst of the bad. The most evil of the evil. The root of all evil is the accumulation of POWER. WWI was, we know, merely a war we could have. Therefore we had one.

  • the smaller tank represents who created this video ... always waiting secretly for a bigger one to screw him, desiring a strong and powerful iron to wide open his ass.

  • @cldcnd That comment is simply a reflection of your point of view. Please do not thrust your will upon others orifices. It always back-fires.

  • who mades this video is really freaky omg...........

  • @AresFury Someone from South Park probably made this video.

  • @AresFury Whoever made this video is not at all Freaky. It is a simple piece of analogy. We live in a world of analogy.

  • Tank porn?

  • @wspitt412BRO L friggin OL...

  • @wspitt412BRO no thats just how stupid our military are

  • Nice animation lol.

  • If the military industrial complex THINKS it can make Tanks reproduce, well I doubt the ofspring of the daliance will match the daddy tank. The mommy tank doesn't have good enough genes. The offspring will probably stunted compared to the daady. But, I enjoyed watching the attempted mating. Now do they lay eggs or give birth to live mini tanks?

  • @listen2meokidoki Thankyou for the anti-humor.

  • @partyatmccartys Anti-humour. Not Anti-humor. If you Americans really want to simplify spelling the English language (langwage) then to be honest (onest), you have, so far, been half-hearted in the attempt , so far. But who cares really, since your stupid, ignorant and feeble attempts to be the one and only authority over the English language only sparks endless ridicule. Eg: In defense of defence, the meter reads in metres, even though (tho) I checked the cheque and found it was a forgery.

  • @listen2meokidoki The salient point of all this stupidity is that it proves, without doubt, or at least beyond reasonable doubt (dowt) that, in the USA, educational standards have fallen, ignorance and fundamentalism has risen, and teaching standards have fallen to the point where students have taken over with guns and used intimidation to force schools to never reinstate grammar. Grammar simply can not be taught as parents will likewise see it as unAmerican. Sad but oh so true. The End.

  • @listen2meokidoki You, sir, rule.

  • @spamzer Sadly I do not rule anything except when I sleep & bathe. But I do live in the most democratic country, or at least more democratic that the USA & UK. We have both compulsory voting (95% turn out) that ensures confidence in the result & preferential voting so I can vote 1-Communists who will never win, & 2 and 3 etc so my vote always counts to determin who actually wins! The douche bag or the turd sandwich. & executive giovt comes from ordinary grass roots people. Not billionaires.

  • @listen2meokidoki That's a run on sentence.

  • @scottyfncichon What is a "run on sentence". Is it an incomplete sentence or a rush to get ones hands on one's sentences, as in a run on the banks to get one's money out. I personally don't care if I don't possess or utter another sentence for the rest of my life. Not that that will stiop me espousing my opinions. My opinions are always based on teh facts, which puts me outside of the USA where opinions never relate to facts. Only brainwashed ideology of a single flavour.

  • @listen2meokidoki Also, it proves you have no sense of humour! Give this man some tissue, he's about to cry!

  • @insightdelight Ah but what exactly proves I have no sense of humour? Humour! Let's see why you didn't spell it humor. A-Ha! You're Canadian. Obviously you haven't read my more witty comments. Well I have none for you thankyou. Besides, I NEED NO hanky or tissue. I dry my eyes on my sleeves after I;ve filled cupped hands with streams of tears. Real men do cry. Or don't you know that yet? I feel so sorry for the little tank. Boke my heart to see ir squished by the horrible monster American tank.

  • @listen2meokidoki this shit is fake. fag!

  • @pacearrow440 You really think it's fake? So you think they did land on the moon? It was real? The twin towers didn't fall down because they really didn't exist in the first place. They were illusions created by a secret top secret military force field using alien technology? Anyway, young people are highly visually oriented, they say.Much more than their parents.So they believe what they see.You're 32 so you must believe what you see. I smell a rat. But you're supposed to be gullible. fag fag!!

  • Thats how little tanks are made ;)

  • lol, fake. look at the sand.

  • seems legit

  • TANK you for the secret that doesnt deserve those many hits fails rather

    hope that tank which was humpin the small one finds u and fires at you on purpose and says it was a mistake jut like 9/11

  • tank pronography secret

  • idiota

  • Nine months later, a Humvee was born. And that' show you make a Humvee!

  • I thought porn was banned from YouTube. Those tanks totally just had sex!

  • Battlefield 3 to ailens to this ???

    answer: YouTube logics

  • How the fuck did I go from looking at vids of Football disaters to ghost sightings and then ufo sightings to this? that's fucking youtube for you!!!

  • That is how Bradley are made.

  • Actually this is real, this is in Pakistan I was there!

  • o so that how they rape each other lol!

  • dum ass

  • troll

  • My first search was homemade Olympics lol!!

  • Ok it looks like they are fucking -.-

  • DESERT COMBAT II ?

  • whoa, i went from worms t centipedes 2 sharks 2 strane creaturs 2 glory holes 2 black holes 2 area 51 google earth 2 this...well i geuss im off again!

  • its humping the anti aircraft tank

  • One of those tanks is clinically obese.

  • superial good

  • Fucking hell !!!!!!!! Back in that part of youtube again.

  • If it's banned, why is it here?

  • >>>??????????????????

  • hmmmm...very convincing, however if you look really close...you can see its a fake...

  • this is fake but good use of time (not)

  • Ok, let me get this staright, a tank rapping a mini tank? AMAZING

  • this is stupid

    

  • this is how hummers are made

  • I find this video difficult to masterbate to

  • @snowmane61 masturbate.....

  • The stork that carries those babies must be fucking huge... O.O

  • fck

    faux

  • Tank porn? This is different.

  • fake

    

  • Are there make baby tanks

  • this is top secret why?

  • Stop Online Porn aCTivity!

  • That dish like thing on top at the beginning the other tank crushes...

  • Lol So the result of such a pairing would be.....?

    A Bradley?

  • thumz up if you said what the fuck.

    

  • lol russian ZSU raped by US m1a1

  • Protest YouTube bullshit!

  • LOL 

  • Check out my channel and homepage. I found an official report from 1944 where a US pilot reported being attacked with radiation weapons inducing currents into the ignition and electrical system of his aircraft. This happened near Frankfurt. Thats the first confirmed report on open military use of directed energy. The earliest use for torture was in 1908, see chapter Psychiatrie-->Klinik der Narkolepsie on my homepage.My brother Markus Bott had been tortured and murdered to shut down our homepage

  • @wwwtotalitaerde Please excuse his mental illness. Martin Bott (wwwtotalitaerde) is suffering from a psychosis that makes him believe the government is after him, controlling minds everywhere etc. >_> His allegedly murdered brother even went to court against him because he didn’t want him to use his name for that nonsense. Now he sticks to defaming my country in Youtube videos. He’s a madman and wants to make his shitty conspiracy-homepage look important, nothing else.

  • top secret tank fucking

  • who let steven hawking drive a tank?!!

  • BABY TANKS!!!

  • tanks at work @_@

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  • sex O_o  :o

  • Now I understand, how the american heavy armory industry is working..

  • What game is that? Or is it just blender?

  • Good ol' fashioned tank fuckin'!

  • Were they really tanked when that was taken? Next video? Tanks gone wild!

  • Your gAy mAn grow up

  • Ha ha ha thats funny

  • sex OMG!!! 0:08

  • so by "top secret" and "BANNED" you meant what exactly..?

  • wtf  is this????

  • did the tank just get raped by another tank? 0_o keep a lookout for tanks in your nieghborhood if u want ur cars to b safe

  • and that is ....... How Its Made !!!! XD lol

  • 0:11 SEX *___*

  • OH GOD LOL

  • TANK PORN THAT SAYS EVERYTHING ABOUT YOUR PSYCHE YOU SAD INDIVIDUAL

  • Tank rape must end! Think about the children!

  • An Israeli tank fucking a US tank? Hope it didn't happen on the Sabbath?

  • lol

    

  • not so secret now

  • That's fucking hot.

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