Al Jazeera mistakes (very funny)

[GoddessLinda1]

Al-Jazeera finally gets a sense of humor!  What's next... photographs of Allah? lol

[morbusspeaks]

@Jamila0502 This is the Internet so you know that's not going to happen. I watched because the title said it was going to be funny. I got the quote from the movie Team America. I am American so who is actually a racist here? With the caps lock and short hand and broken sentences it is hard to take you seriously. Sorry, hit a little close to home? Out of all the insensitive things being said about his video alone I am honored you chose mine to be upset about? DONTBEMADBRO!

[alxndrHD]

I don't understand what they are saying...

[TheLaig88]

arabs dont have any fucking humor they are always yelling and screaming about religion and covering their women in fucking sheets do they look at them selves? they are so fucking extreme and backward.............without america and the west this world would be in the fucking toilet

[HarashiKalou]

1:39 "Beaucoup de travail, khoya" hahaha, thanks for the vid.

[Surannhealz]

George Bush and George Michael!

[durzyify]

this makes me throat up on the peoples comments!!!

[zezofalcon710]

1:36 yl3n !! ma knt adre!

[NappyHeadedHorse]

this whole video is a mistake

[sam9524]

keep clicking 6!!! LOL funny thing

[HardcoreHalalHater]

Muslims are such worthless lying pieces of shit!

Look up 'taqiyya' on the internet some time!!

[elfarich]

@HardcoreHalalHater Taqiyya is only used by the Shia who are a minority in the world NOT by ARABS nor Sunnis. Please educate yourself further before making such allegations.

[Madcircle81]

FUCK BIN LADEN FAGS FUCK YOUR KIDS TOOO HA HA HA

[MrChaim321]

@Madcircle81

Calm down, he is already gone.

[sunxcomesxup]

@Madcircle81 what does that have to do with anything? moron

[falastiniya4eva]

1:30 is hilarious...hahaha. Al jamal al haqiqee Jamal Rayan :D 

[TheGhostHunter500]

for those who cant understand. ill start from 0:25 fat woman: im leaving because she disrespected the guy: but we r live u cant just leave fat woman: who cares even if we were on the moon i still would be leaving i dont need to translate the next one. the guy is trying to say an asian word but he cant and if the..........and if the.........and if the xD but they were requesting toblaaa blaaa blaaaa check the other comments they guy is frustrated from a fly the last part??

[My5ong]

#LOL some funny shyt

[mazzikahead]

ya sa7eb el maqta3 mish 3ajbak el tonsi. matel3o ahraf min kis imak enta wiah bel khaleej. kis om 3onsoritkom

[ridusofthetonedeaf]

EEN ALDEEN OMAKK AL JAZEERA!!!MUHAMMED IBN SHARMOOTA!!KOOSS OMAKK ALLAH!!

[MrAlan12444]

on 0.52 lmao ver funny ( we have now on the phone doctor hassan hussny with us from cairo, the phone: doctor hassan is not here now why U need him???

[mrshalola]

lol dis is fun

[ItsMartY3]

I'm sure it would be very funny if I could understand what the fuck they're saying.

[iceblaze149]

@kos omak el sharmota de omak ya manyook

[gorogawa]

AHAHAHAA! The last one never fails to crack me up!

He says "This is the end of the south" instead of "The news brief" XD

He was sooo into it! #LOL

[KirenVanDorff]

alamaralanarraaxaxa .........ou seja,porra nenhuma

[me23482]

yep he said bismillah and not kos omak ya gashim and egeptian people are really great people all arabs r gd i guesse

[me23482]

yep he said bismillah and not kos omak ya gashim

[drmgrl11]

0:47 is funny

[FundedByTheMob]

ma7cua ma5hi elu5barak shuzauan 7elushi

[xMariam]

0:50 xD Soooo Funny !

[alremet4AB]

I like the part on 1:00 the guy was so sleeping hahah

and on 1:20 she has really nice eyes... :)...

the best channel in the world...

[montanamaroc]

Tunisian guy = the best

[LittlPussi]

@Renada20101 I guess the answer to my question was a clear: Yes. Thanks Renada.

[LittlPussi]

Kos omak is a rude word? I like this vid because it shows arabian people in funny and embarrassed situations. Very human. Very different from the usual war and terrorism related topics.

[asiandrifter1]

@morbusspeaks ur stupid

[sweetashraf]

looooooooooooooooooooooooooool­

[morbusspeaks]

@sweetashraf i love you!

[TheSwordofarab]

اسمع شو قال هذا في الاخير (كنت مغتر فية قطري طلع تونسي )

والله انك مهزلة اذا كنت تونسي فانت عربي ولك الفخر انك تونسي

يا اخي اش سوت قطر استح على نفسك وشرفك وخليك رجال

[213Algeria]

ahahahaa

[hekmaaa]

lool that was funny I liked the one about Dr Husny lool and what happened to the lady who jerked her head?, that was so random.

And helketni dhabana, miskeen

[Betaplayer366]

عربيSee i can use arabic =P

Pretty funny mistakes lol

[1terminatorr]

funny vid, but y da hell is every1 swearing at each other :S

u lot r a disgrace to arabs/muslims

[abuelT]

on sec 0.35 i think he said besmillah

[SIN4EVER14]

lol...... we use numbers in our language coz we can only write english here in youtube... we also can right arabic but not all of us have an arabic keyboard... also the numbers look like some arabic letters so we use it :P

[brwnblakpower6]

oh ok thanks u for lettin me know

[omarel]

Also, cause the arabic alphabet has more letters and sounds than english...

[WTFJellyShow]

i didnt know tht and im egyptian :/

[ronal80inho]

@brwnblakpower6 cuz they r the same shit we use to fuk ur mum

[SephirothVersus]

A7A ya ged3an ,7aga bent mtnaka ..belzat el ragel elly tl3 tonsy ..HeHe ..

[moeali777]

hahahahahahah is this live?

[squarecnix]

aLLAH AHKBARRR

[mocroroosje18]

Why Allahu akbar?

[kostakis16gr]

Sanin anani sikem dognuz

[SIipknoTl]

he said about the 0.30 he say kos omak inta sho da5al kos o5t omak bl mawdoo3 wa7ad 5aneeth a5o mentaka

[SIN4EVER14]

lol were u talkin to me?

[SIipknoTl]

yea to you kos o5tak ma9ry ma3 2e7teramy lal ma9reyeen el thaaneen

[SIN4EVER14]

loooooooool whr the fuck do u live???!?!?! give me ur address wallahi haneekak..... egyptians in gulf countries like UAE are nerds.... but if u come to the real egypt whr we are 80 million WALLAHI EL 3AZEEM... BA NEEK ELI NAKAK!!!!! WALLAHI IF THOSE 80 MILLION JUST WALKED ON UR COUNTRY... U WILL DIE... U WILL GET SQUASHED..... wallahi el 3azeem haneekak law shoftak... HANEEK OMAK WE OKHTAK WE ABOOK.... KOS OMAK

[SIipknoTl]

btw ur correct thats why i hate egypt bec i live in uae and evry egypt who lives in uae think hes a big shit i donno about the egypt ppl in egypt and btw u dont have a dick ive saw u on google earth while ur puting kaboot in ur ass such a mother fucking gay and walllah i said ((((ma3 2e7teramy lal ma9reyeen el thaaneen)))) cant u read? go get a glasses kos o5tak brejly

[SIipknoTl]

and yea the egypt ppl who think they a big shit the 1 who works as a teachers over here and they alllll fucked up over here just for ur knowlage we make them cry all of them kos omom

[kingofkingsnz]

dude.. u met a few egyptians that were idiots... SO WHAT.. you cant judge a whole country just because of the few people you met.. wallah Egyptians are really good people, we have a shit government but the people are nice and really going through a hard time because some cant even afford bread, so dont talk shit bout egyptians because I LIVE IN UAE and i know your account now and your ip addres and if i see you saying shit i will find you and wallah i will destroy you.. WATCH YOUR BACK

[SIN4EVER14]

i am egyptian wtf... i was defending egyptians.... but u cant destroy me :D

[nomursy123]

egyptions are 80million and israel are 6million and your shiting it from them go act hard to jews u dumbfukin egyption stinky fawala bastard

[SIN4EVER14]

btw i noticed that u live in new zealand :)... i am going there on friday.... for the first time i nmy life... i am going to howick college i think not sure.... in auckland city :D

[kingofkingsnz]

so ur gona live there? i lived there for 5 years but now i live in dubai, trust me nz is really nice people (& nice girls=) but after u live there for a while ull die from boredom

[SIipknoTl]

am i soppused to get scared? wallah i wasnt gona say any thing but bec u said you will destroy me kos omak and kos om 3ailtak 3ala zeby a5o sharmoo6a wo a3la me be kos omak 2erkabo and ana saken fel ne3mia 3end ma5baz el reem ta3al law inta rajal fucking stupid kid who the fuck u think u are?

[Outlawz10BB]

@kingofkingsnz damn that was scary and im not jokin

[nomursy123]

ahahahha u fukin muppit check u out buzzin kos ur 80millino muppit ya yahoodi ya kayin ya 7akker ya masri ya fawala ya kayin lil arab inta we za3eemkom ya ibn algahba ta3ala gool hada al kalam fe wajah slipknoti walah eneek omak u jaban ya msn warrior ya masri ya fawala ya kamir ya ibn algahba law nashibhik lama ni7shi fool fee kos omak ya kalib ya masri ya hakeer wa kali al masreean yajoo heya mosh 3ala al3adad heya 3ala al shaja3a ya kalib il masrean jobana yakafoo min alyahood ili homa 6mlion

[AUC1987]

looool - kal3ada 5awal tunsi fadi fa beyshtem 3al net 3shan 3areef eno kaskoos we maye2darsh ye2ool nos kelma 3al masreyin fe weshhom la7san ye7sho 6eezo zbar zay ma3mlna fe gheirak ya kos....

yala im waiting for another esay 4m u to reply (kolha shtayem tab3an ya gaban ya mohaza2:D)

[SIN4EVER14]

enta bet2olli ana el kalam dah?

[AUC1987]

la ya bob mesh enta tab3an , ana bakalem el 3ars el tunsi eli beyshtem :D

[AUC1987]

looool - kal3ada 5awal tunsi fadi fa beyshtem 3al net 3shan 3areef eno kaskoos we maye2darsh ye2ool nos kelma 3al masreyin fe weshhom la7san ye7sho 6eezo zbar zay ma3mlna fe gheirak ya kos....

yala im waiting for another esay 4m u to reply (kolha shtayem tab3an ya gaban ya mohaza2:D)

[gmoney101392]

KOS OMAK!

[SIN4EVER14]

eih ya ibn el metnaka..... wallahi ha3'teseb omak

[SIipknoTl]

9a7 kos omak sharmoo6a btentaak men 6eez abook el 5aneeth kos o5tak berejly wa7ad 5awal a5o sharmoo6a ebn ga7ba omak el 7elwa ely bteshbah fifi 3abdo kos omak brejly

[PhyZaNiC]

akeed ordoni hada ta3 halakni el doban lol

[Younis46]

lol @ 0:50

[bluesbegedel]

Love the woman at 01:23!

[sal64lon]

Thanks for sharing

[Scotlandrocks01]

Dr hassann mish malgooda hala lol

[hassan4576]

lool halkatni el thibana

[samo8877]

funy clip