Oakland Highland Games

[robcas631]

No one would kick you out of America because you hated M. Jackson.

[robcas631]

Haggis is good for the heart!.

[Foxwagon1]

Weenie!



[hamneggs1]

holy hit are people actually giving a shit about the great hite ape anf this guy making fun of him? god who cares. dude your funny

[brooklynlulu]

@hamneggs1 I agree! I enjoyed this vid, though, I'm not a male looking on youtube for upskirt vids in Scotland! I love Scotland!

[thebrendan]

242,554 views. 242,554 disappointed people.

[HexterTheJexter]

@thebrendan You can ADD me to the list, Idiotic bald ignorant RACIST jockstrap! presenter. Who IS he?

[blastoffintoinfinity]

120 people know whats up...

[outatimedek]

Just great .. Americans looking for an identity and history older than 150 years... America, the second largest land mass with the biggest collection of immigrant decendants in the world..

Nice one.

[AngusNicoll]

You're really not funny?

[MrWatty1888]

wtf. where is the lassies wi thon wee kilts?????

[MrWatty1888]

yer a poof

[DrBetelgeuseMD]

You know why you clicked on this.

[dantrc724]

Deep fried sarcasm...my favorite

[moominpic]

The sarcasm is typical of someone from the home country who just doesn't understand what diaspora culture is. Would you make similar comments about another culture celebrating it's roots? You obviously don't understand how diaspora cultures develop. With people like you in Scotland it's no wonder people turn to heroin.

[1706Nicola]

wank

[BigBadGeetarDave]

Has anyone watched beyong 1.00?

[katekakes]

omg yuck

[nightrider836]

Sounds like a fag bamstick.

[jeavjuaf]

The Las Vegas Highland Games are better.

[Punisher4bmw]

LOL i taught this guy wanted to buy heroin:)))

[Punisher4bmw]

DUDE the pic from the video thumbnail was totaly deceiving :)) i was tricked :( where are my hot women in miniskirts?

[jeavjuaf]

@Punisher4bmw I as well want an answer.

[MrWatty1888]

fFor a start, you aint exactly a hairy highlander...YOU ARE A POOF.

[tineeeable]

when does this takes place? And where???

I want to see this life, once... (If this is even possible??)

[p165711]

Ah cud tell easy you wuzny in Scoatland, the sun is shinin' an it isny pissin doon.

[scottswhiskywizard]

Scotland will always have a good strong heart no matter what derogatory comments are mindlessly thrown at us, fellow country man or not so have your say it will not help you better your self. Your country is what you make of it, so you only speek of your own..........

[FraserMGZR]

wers the birds u lyin wee cunt !

[ScotsLyon]

Oi dick head you can shove yer fake accent up yer fucking ring.

yours is the kind o pish us Scots can dae with oot.

fucking bellend.

[HexterTheJexter]

Silly RACIST Tosser with a false Scottish dialect You-tube these tossers get you a bad name! Get him off NOW.

[mightymuso]

The bald man in this video annoys me.

[MrStephanusm]

A F...face with an Australian hat and a accent between Scotland and Ireland-wannebee.

and where are these girls from the photo.....? Maybe the Scottish should kick him back to the US again...

[deanofoy]

I DONT LIKE YOU PAL,,,CHIBBED

[andrewbeals]

Given all the sunlight in the video, was the event sponsored by the California State Melanoma Society?

[hollywoodwerewolf]

The guy tried a Scottish accent. It was slightly better than Adrian Paul's...

[nahAlban]

lol sarcasm who knew it had so many uses.

[smoothmicra]

Was hoping to see female pipers in short kilts rather than a bitter bald sweaty!

[herringfly]

@smoothmicra Well, you can see why he used the decoy photo..

[puckoSRB]

@smoothmicra hell yeah

[abyssfan4ever]

you cant take my bagpipes and shove the bass drone up your ass. prick

[VGeorgeT]

must revise my list of all time idiots  Ni h-eibhneas gan Chlainn Domhnaill

[bigfatsven1]

homo

[myfilms2010]

This guy is a wee dick

[aloudpipesaveslives]

@MrJohnnyUsername Interesting about stealing land at least we didn't commit genocide to get it remember smallpox contaminated blankets to Indians. And most of our ex colony's have now got back their Independence and land apart from ones that want to stay and as for slavery! lets be honest there are things in everyone's history that are not to be proud of.

[lordblantyre]

You are one of the biggest pricks I have seen on youtube I am very happy to learn

you are not back in my country, will ye no come back again you condescending basterd.

[georgeglory1]

what a prick...........deride yer heritage......funny....yeah about as funny as u......numpty

[jayc342009]

@MrJohnnyUsername Oh and 50% of the most important inventions are british. 20% of the most important inventions are american. So what?

[jayc342009]

@MrJohnnyUsername Lol and england was the only country using slavery? If you think that then WOW!! "read a book why don't you" you spastic.

[Trollklinge]

is that third flag at 0:27 not a bavarian one?

I mean that one with the ((lozenge-shaped decoration) hope its the right word)

[jayc342009]

@MrJohnnyUsername WOW i think you have no clue at all. How can the US be responsible for the most tech advancements when you only have like 200 years if histroy? Anyway i can't be bothered to argue with a moron like you. The irish? Really? Scotland isn't englands "bitch" you reject. Oh and every empire was build on slavery and killing, you retard.

[datheman3780]

This is a highland games video and people are talking about England and Ireland. Fuck sake.

[jayc342009]

@MrJohnnyUsername Firstly, Eurotrash? Lol European banks OWN the US. Secondly, the French won the war for you, do you really think a bunch of rebels could defeat the British? Answer is no. Thirdly, Britain basically guided the WHOLE world into the industrial era. 50% of the world most important inventions are British. 20% of the worlds most important inventions belong to the US. Soooooooooo, yeah the US sucks.

[stevoid99]

The only thing you've had in yer gub at breakfast, is 9 inch o blue vein steak - ya baldy' nob jockey that ye ar.

[chrispy199]

look at these fat fucking pathetic yanks! i bet there is a mcdonalds for them there anyway!

[iPauuulx]

You're a dick

[Mak3rful]

@ScottStedford14 lol powned.

[TheRoyalMarines1]

Haha, he has a pretty good Scottish accent but he uses no slang so he sounds like a Homosexual Scotsman. He takes the piss a wee bit when he's talking about deep fried shite. Fucking yank.

[666BIKERJOE]

Never mind this tosser and whether or not he he thinks British food is good or not trust me he is a BAWBAG

[666BIKERJOE]

shut the fuck up ya dick , your a total bawbag ya tosser

[BuecherFuerAlle]

i was promised chicks

you lied to me MarkDayComedy

shame on you :P



[we3575]

Why in the hell do we stage this stuff here? Fuck the Scottish and their traditions. This is America for christ sake.

[sabbathslaves]

@we3575

If it wasn’t for the Scottish you’d all be Mexican ya fud. It was mostly Scots who signed the declaration of Independence which was largely based on the declaration of Arbroath, 70% of those who fought died and played the bagpipes at the Alamo were Scots so shut yer fuckin arsehole or you’ll be getting a visit ya prick.

[we3575]

@sabbathslaves Fuck Scotland. 

[sabbathslaves]

@we3575

Nae baws. yer likely aff the germans ya turd. fat fannies like yersel are probably no American any roads... away back in tae the hills wi yer banjo and gie yer sister a nother good shaggin

[we3575]

@sabbathslaves spelling much?

[segano1]

@we3575 Exactly you dumb Yank bastard, Fuck America and get your own stuff and stop hi-jacking other nationalities, seriously do you realise how ridiculous you look to the rest of the world?

"We get up in the morning and have deep fried sarcasm, then we wipe the grease on our kilt..." WTF!? Cheesy Yank bastards thinking they are funny..

It's cringe worthy as fuck watching Yanks pretending to be what they are not.

The jokes on them though..figures of ridicule

[we3575]

@segano1 Fuck Scotland. Keep to your skirts and bagpipes.

[will79randomstuff]

@segano1 You can't blame America for wanting everyone else's culture. They have no history or culture of their own.

[segano1]

Never realised how retarded Yanks were before viewing this, foreign cunt with a shit fake Scottish accent thinking he is funny with his badly lame Yank made jokes about deep fried stuff, what a typical Yank retard.

[euroscot1]

vid is no bad..... but who is this borin cunt yappin a load o' shite

[beverage2008]

only people who are actually the best at the highland games? ... answer: the Scots! everyone else is shite hahaha

[DGrahamEMTA]

those are some pretty piddley baby kabers if i do say so myself

[kawasjaki]

its great eh??

[larsdaswesen]

1:55 Loch Lomond

[NordenHonor]

Uh, Why viking helms and shields?

[segano1]

That Yank has got a terrible Scots accent.

[segano1]

There isn't a single Scot here, they are all just yanks dressed up pretending.

I don't like seeing the Yank flag anywhere near Scottish symbols like the Scottish flag or Royal standard.

[MrJoshuaPadraig]

@segano1

Maybe some of them are Scottish anscestry, you can't take they identity or culture away from them.

I mean the Scots inherited Celtic tradition when your not even Celts, the bagpipes etc are a Celtic tradition.

Let them be.

[segano1]

@MrJoshuaPadraig Identity and culture comes from nationality, the Yanks (Americans) are culturally American and American heritage, heritage is gained from birth.

Having a far distant ancestor or two from one nation does not make you that nationality as well just because you had a distant relative who was that nationality.

And I agree, the Scots are not 'Celtic' as Celtic doesn't even exist as a widespread culture or people, it is nothing more than a collective term for old languages.

[segano1]

@MrJoshuaPadraig The Bagpipes as you known them and see them and as they are known world wide are a Scottish instrument, the GHB are native to Scotland and no other instrument looks or sounds like it, Pipe bands are also a Scottish invention.

The very sound of that particular instrument is Scottish invented, and Scotland has it's own classical bagpipe style of music which no one else has, phìob mhòr.

[segano1]

@MrJoshuaPadraig It's not Celtic, Celtic is a linguistic term first coined by Welsh linguist Edward Lhuyd in 1707 who used the term to group old languages from across the British isles and parts of continental Europe, it was heavily romanticised in the 1800s then it was hi-jacked in the early 1900s by Irish republicans who used the term as a political tool to resist Britishness during the height of the Irish republican movement by re-defining it as an ethnic term too, which it wasn't, it's fake.

[segano1]

@MrJoshuaPadraig But you're right, Scots are not 'Celtic', as the term is mostly made up Victorian romanticised rubbish, the Scots are by far and large the Caledonian Picts of ancient Scotland as attested in 'OGAP4' code taken across Scotland over a period of 12 years (1996~2008).

That means anyone born in Scotland with any degree of Scottish kin is Caledonian Pict regardless.

'Celtic' is romanticised rubbish perpetrated by Irish Romanist historians and Roman Catholic revisionists.

[MrJoshuaPadraig]

@segano1

Celtic was not romanticised by Irish romanists historians and Roman Catholic revisionists, it was used by the British to make those who are Irish/Irish descent to be classed as sub-human.

But Irish are Gaels a Celtic race, who's mother tongue is of the Celtic line.

Celt/Celtic is not romanticised rubbish you idiot, education goes astray these days.

Celt is used to refer to an ethnic group, first used in 517BC by Hecataeus of Miletus a Greek geographer.

[segano1]

@MrJoshuaPadraig 'Celtic' - IS a linguistic term you fuckin dumb deluded piece of shit, it was first coined as 'Celtic' by the Welsh linguist Edward Lhuyd in 1707 to group old languages from across the British isles and parts of continental Europe, before 1707 it was never ever heard of, unless you are meaning 'Keltoi' which was a Greek term used very loosely across various parts of Europe, and even that was as a linguistic term only too, it is massively romanticised FAKE term used by Taigs.

[segano1]

@MrJoshuaPadraig Con't, the term Celtic was then massively romanticised in the 1800s, then it got hi-jacked by Irish republicans in the early 1900s as part of the Gaelic revival of 1890~1921, so much bullshit Irish Romanist revision was created during that period, it's Romanist Catholic 100% Bullshit that Plastic Paddie scum fantasise over.

It is romanticised Victorian bullshit.

Thanks to the seminal works of Simon James (1999) and Brian Sykes (2006) who've both debunked it several times.

[segano1]

@MrJoshuaPadraig 'Gael' is not a race, nor is Celtic, nor is Irish.

[MrJoshuaPadraig]

@segano1

Identity and Culture does not come from nationality you idiot,Britain has many cultures and identities in that mongrel nation. I mean America is a country built on immigration from all across Europe is brought with it many cultures and traditions into America.

Identity & Culture comes from your family and the traditions they carry with them.

You seriously need to get a proper education , I mean the English pay for Scottish education yet your still dumb fucks.

[segano1]

@MrJoshuaPadraig And Identity and Culture DO came from Nationality you fuckin retarded Plastic Paddie cunt, that's why Yanks are mutt dumb cunts as they are, they all have that in common as nationality conditions you.

'Great Britain' (GB) is not a nation, it is a 1707 political construct started by the Kingdom of Scotland and Kingdom of England, this was 104 years after the formation of the United Kingdom (UK) when King James VI of Scots took over the English throne.

[segano1]

@MrJoshuaPadraig The Scots pay all their own way and Scotland subsidises the UK treasury, that is why Scotland is the only nation within the UK in surplus, FACT!

It's a bit rich coming from a Yankee bastard like you to use the word 'dumb' on a non-Yank when the Yanks are the most intellectually inferior fuck tards on earth, you fat DUMB mutt Yank bastard. England was originally started by immigrants too, do they pretend to be other nationalities? No!

The USA has been a nation for 250+ years now.

[segano1]

@MrJoshuaPadraig Identity and culture come from nationality, your family are part of the nation that you are born in as an individual, a Yank is a Yank, end off!

And you shouldn't be so dumb as to call other nations 'mutts' when that is exactly what makes the Yank cunts what they became in the first place, it's an intellectually inferior nation built on Plastic Europeans and identity crises issues.

The Irish land belonged to England legally, Pope Adrian IV sold the land to Henry II of England.

[MrJoshuaPadraig]

@segano1

I'm not a Yank btw , I'm Irish.

Also if you claim Identity and culture come from nationality then what would dual nationality be , I mean i'm an Irish citizen and a British citizen.

Identity and culture come from your family and the traditions they uphold. I mean a Muslim British family do not share the same culture has a Protestant Christian family in the UK. Clearly you need to get away from your keyboard if culture and identity is by nationality alone.

[segano1]

@MrJoshuaPadraig You can't be dual nationality, that's like saying you are part nationality, 'Nationality' is cognate with 'Nation', if one was born in the United States 'Nation', that then makes you're 'Nationality'. What you're talking about is 'Dual-Citizenship', 'Citizenship' is not 'Nationality'. Anybody in the world can be a citizen of any where but not everyone can be any nationality, as that is your native nation of origin.

A Yank would be a natural native of the United States.

[MrJoshuaPadraig]

@segano1

Michael Flatley was born in America yet he's a Irish national, aswell as American.

I mean you can be a national of two different countries even three in some cases.

Yet tradition and culture is passed down by your ethnic background and culture&traditions.

You just bit yourself in the tongue, you claimed culture&identity is identified by nationality yet you claim a BRITISH muslim family do not hold the same national culture values...

[segano1]

@MrJoshuaPadraig And I'd agree that a Muslim British family don't exactly share the same national cultural values, that's because of their religion. It's a separate thing entirely as it's too difficult to be placed side by side on a comparison table. It depends on each nation's critique perks.

But you couldn't seriously see a Yank as from here while keeping a straight face, listen to their accent, accent is part of ones heritage, they're culturally American.

[datheman3780]

@MrJoshuaPadraig You a British citizen??? I think you should pick up your scrap metal, get in your caravan and take the next fucking ferry. Cunt.

[MrJoshuaPadraig]

@datheman3780

hahaha, I don't live in Britain anymore, I live in Ireland.

Jokes on you... you filthy mongrel.

[MrJoshuaPadraig]

@segano1

Since when can a Pope give away land?

Do you mean an Englishman gave away Ireland to the English nation?

hmmm...

Not illegal, not even the Pope can give away Ireland. Anyways we took the land by force after giving the British army a good old thrashing.

[datheman3780]

@MrJoshuaPadraig Haha you wrote "your still dumb ...". I think you need an education. Fucking idiot.

[222macgregor]

@segano1

Fuck off, you stuck-up wanker.

[segano1]

@222macgregor Fuck off you Plastic foreign cunt, you're the stuck up here Yank man.

[chillymywilly]

@segano1 Aye

[LaviniaVeiled]

@segano1 - Why shouldn't they celebrate their heritage, man? I only have Irish heritage but if I had Scottish heritage I'd be just as excited/involved. I don't think they intend to offend or misrepresent Scottish people/culture, Jeez.

[boredindundee]

you are a twat u asshole !!!!!!!!!!!! you realy bigged up the motherland you poor excuse for a man !

[randomnessrandomly]

wait a minute, they sell 'british food'? thats helerious : D

[segano1]

@randomnessrandomly The Scots are British you dumb fuck.

Great Britain is merely a 1707 political construct that existed from Scottish inclusion.

[randomnessrandomly]

@segano1 i mean that its called british food, that would be like calling burgers or hot dogs american food.

[segano1]

@randomnessrandomly That's because burgers and Hot dogs ARE American foods.

[beverage2008]

@segano1 and it will end this coming referendum on independence. fact.

[segano1]

@beverage2008 What will end?

[Xarcas]

scottish are so overrated, we're every bit as feisty and don't wear skirts.

[alexfromglasgow]

yeah at 1:58, i though that wis a celtic top too. Perhaps the dislikers were rangers fans ;) . 

[eddiemulcahy]

I wanted to see action and not a chat show

[gamo98]

the guy spoils the film clip

[deek2oo9]

mate ur a poof !

[Peppepoppldoppl]

Stop trying. 

[marrruk71]

fail man

[omfggoogle]

Haggissssss!!!!

[19mastema]

Work on the damn accent you eejit

[Dragging1Canoe]

0:08 dude, get a bigger breach cloth

[hari060662]

What a dipstick! He should try getting his material together, after removing the dildo. Painful, very, very painful.

[hari060662]

Dies his mum do his material for him? What a dipstick!

[DrinkToIreland]

mhhmmmm i love haggis! this guy sucks though

[wolfmk9]

You, Mark, are not half as funny as you seem to think that you are - which is sad, when you really come to think of it; as you have the opportunity to show Scotland and the Scots at their best, yet choose not to!!! YouTube needs an "Ignore List" so that I can put you on it because you simply are not worth listening to. Comedy my whole hairy arse!!! To quote you - "SH*T" is about all that you manage to spew forth...

[Nakedspaceman1]

Falconry at its worst is when the falcon tears out the handler's eyes and flies away screaming.

[MrJohnchacowitz]

This man is one stuck up mother fucker giving Scotland a bad name

[strathpipe]

Very cheap shot or shots......this guy must very desperate!! to make a name for himself.

[sammylpt]

Hmmm, but where were the min-skirt clad women??? The picture link was very misleading. :(

[Gonxu90]

@sammylpt those were guys dude! jaja

[wullieready]

STAY THERE U IDIOT

[wullieready]

WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT TWAT KNOW ABOUT SCOTLAND A GLASGOW TWAT. THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO VFRY CHOCOLATE ARE GLASWEEJIES I HOPE THEY JUST FUCK OFF AND STOP GIVIN SCOTLAND A BAD NAME

[wullieready]

ONLY GLASGOW WEEGIEES HAVE HEART ATTACKS THE REST OF THE COUTRY IS TOTALLY HEALTHY. THE TWAT WHO U JUST HEARD TALKING ON THIS PROBABLY AINT EVEN VISITED HIS OWN CONTRY OR CHECKED IT OUT. TO BE HONEST MOST SCOTTISH PEOPLE DOND LIKE GLASWEEJIES WE WOULD HAPPILY MAKE A BORDER CHANGE . THE ENGLISH GET GLASGOW AND WE HAVE NEWCASTLE AND BERWICK

[Zenhumanist]

When you performed in Scotland a few years ago were you an outragiously camp kilt wearing guy? Or am I thinking of someone else? 'The Floor Show rings a bell.

[TheShittingbull]

someone please tell this smug cunt to get a life

[Aerohalo215]

@leeburke00000000009 ahahhaahha i know right XD stupid people

[brettmoosethompson]

I agree, go heart attack go

[Aerohalo215]

MJ did not die from a heart attack, he died from a cardiac arrest there both two completely different things....ooops!!!!

[pablobrok]

what do you have aginst michel Jackson ?? huuu i wish you had a heart atak

[HotZetiGer]

Sounds like Terminator

[cfrancis]

this guy needs to die

[HyperNessie]

The caber tossers are pish man!

[HyperNessie]

How come they're no neds there!

[brucekirk89]

you know why God invented beer..sos the Scotts would take over the world

[bonkersblock]

What's these all about?

[MrFlyingscotsman1]

no scottish hot girls? :(

[Geistxxxx]

This guy is a wanker

[tjamassey]

Did I hear you say Vulcans getting beaten up by rats?

[Enferushostis]

Get off youtube for fuck sake................ Treacherous homo

[TheGanstaben]

where are teh hot lokkin gals on pic vid gone? was it just a scam to lure the male viewers into the vid or wut?

[AlbaSiar]

He's not funny , and I doubt if he is Scots (despite his Glasgow accent) - his surname suggests sassenach,.

[robi2000]

1:39 and i still don't see the girls ...... fucker

[CarlingHoover]

Fail.

[Enferushostis]

COCKSUCKER!!!!!!!

[t3trojans]

Wheres the hot girls in kilts >:(|

[TheGanstaben]

@t3trojans yh when i saw pic for vid i was like ohhh spicy spicy, and i clicked,maybee to lure ppl in he just added it

[NarutoSagepi]

Aye ye winnedogs doun no any flippin' things bout scouttland!!! Ye hear!!!

And I is American

[sketchypoutine]

this guy is not funny, sorry bud yer shite

[georgedornelas]

KRATOS!!!

[djinndemon]

what heroin after u want mate ur patters pish. stick to ur gay act

[timkingioo]

hahaha, the event actually suggests scotland lost its culture after the middle ages, so after its unification with england & wales

[dendabest]

Lol i like how all the "American Strongmen" are fat.