Schwarzenegger Sex Tapes

[BombasticLabsTwo]

THIS IS EVEN LESS FUNNY THAN EUGENE "The Naked EMperor" MIRMAN!

[JustBailah]

I usually get a kick out of funny or die, but this one was lame. You guys are funnier and wittier than this, come on.

[Klopfer1993]

hahahaha LOL

[wauners]

THIS VIDEO SUCKS. It actually detracts from my creative ability to come up with a wittier criticism of it.

[AZBound3]

LMAO! Stupid man!

[Mahavir889]

These are not Sex tapes. These are Arnold doing push ups with a girl underneath..

[yOuwnage]

tell me seriously that you people did not feel retarded making this horrible film and then releasing it-.-

[discovery2808]

lol wow

[MYSWEETDAR]

wtf

[zanesmith666]

i can't tell if these videos are meant to be seriously that funny, most of the actually disapoint me, just look at the like.dislike ratio

[terminator847]

lol funny

[TommyFilth1]

Whatever you need to tell yourself to sleep at night. Also, you are borderline retarded. I picture you shouting every sentence you manage to piece together from the confines of a padded room, where a handy assistant with poor spelling and grammar skills types it verbatim into the comment box, and when you slam your gigantic misshapen head against the wall, they know it's time to hit "Post".

[BigMac1814]

@TommyFilth1 once again u have a big paragraph that u have constructed in your mothers basement. good for you, while u picture me doin that im picturing me knockn you out

[TommyFilth1]

@BigMac1814 All I'm doing is having fun fucking with somebody who is acting like a tool. It's a little late for reversals after you repeatedly used my mother as the basis for a joke, questioned my sexual orientation, made assumptions about my personal life and where I live (my mother's basement, I believe you had said?) and implied violence toward me. And you're chiding ME for trying to feel better about myself via YouTube commentary? Think about that, man. Seriously.

[BigMac1814]

@TommyFilth1 ok so i thought seriously about that and now i must tell you to think about this. what sort of sick fuck, fucks a rubber chicken? im serious, you must have some real problems to record yourself doing that and put it on youtube. you sick bastard

[TommyFilth1]

@BigMac1814 Hahahaha. 

[TommyFilth1]

@BigMac1814 To be fair, I have a rubber penis. I lost my real penis in the war. Rubber chickens are the only thing that do it for me anymore.

[Voiceofthera]

haha this is rediculously hillarious

[StaaarLess]

Schwarzenegger means in german Black nigga :)

[yofavcracka]

"get to the tissues"

[jerry533482]

Arnold Schwarzenegger terminated inferior humor.

[skippydeenice]

probably the funniest vid ever

[eeedel]

...Open you up like Planet Hollywood

[chairlovawitabat]

wow the rating made it seem extra worse it wasnt as bad as thought it would be

[BigMac1814]

FAKE AND GAY

[TheVOLTER88]

@BigMac1814 no shit sherlock

[BigMac1814]

@TheVOLTER88 fuk up cunt

[BigMac1814]

@TheVOLTER88 fuck u cunt

[TommyFilth1]

@BigMac1814 Brilliant observation. I honestly thought this was real until I read your quote, and realized that this was both fake, and indeed, gay.

[BigMac1814]

@TommyFilth1 glad i could help fag

[TommyFilth1]

@BigMac1814 How did you know I was gay? You know, you sound pretty sexy, kind of like a caveman who has somehow learned to talk instead of just throwing his shit around and screaming in terror every time lightning strikes. I didn't know they taught cavemen how to troll, though. I'm sure your poor language skills pose a challenge, but do you find the keyboard to be a hindrance, or did you adapt to it pretty naturally?

[BigMac1814]

@TommyFilth1 wow, thats a great big paragraph u wrote there. u must really have no life thnkn of somthng that big. cn u plz tell me how u thought of that while u were suckn your dads balls. oh i almost forgot, can u tell your mom i said stop wearin different lipstick becos my dick is goin all rainbow. thanks

[TommyFilth1]

@BigMac1814 No habla estupido.

[TommyFilth1]

@BigMac1814 PS - that 'rainbow' thing might have been a good joke if I believed you made it up instead of stealing from somebody else, but basically what you just told me is that you never wash your dick.

[BigMac1814]

@TommyFilth1 i dnt care if you believe i stole it or not. PS - no, it just means that she sucked me off more than once last nite

[TommyFilth1]

@BigMac1814 Ah, of course. She changed her lipstick in between rounds. Yeah, that makes sense. Jokes are way better when you have to explain them.

And if you didn't care, you wouldn't have told me you didn't care. I KNOW YOU CARE. I KNOW IT BOTHERS YOU. And that's okay.

[BigMac1814]

@TommyFilth1 nah her lipstick kept rubbin off on my dick, and she had to put it back on so she could check on you to see if u were still sleepin. it does not bothr me that a guy on youtube thnks i stole a joke

[TommyFilth1]

@BigMac1814 hahaha all you can think about is sex and violence, you are intimidated by intelligence, you over compensate for your homophobia and your insecurity by threatening people via fucking YOUTUBE COMMENTS, and you can barely communicate. you're just a big dumb animal, aren't you?

[TommyFilth1]

@BigMac1814 You know what, though? I've been unfair. Based on your apparent reading comprehension, my simple comments but read like Dickensian prose. Allow me to bring things to a more comfortable level for you:

YOU BIG DUMB ANIMAL. YOU NOT SMART. ME SMART. YOU PLAY TOUGH BECAUSE NOBODY CAN CALL YOU OUT ON IT. YOU HAVE SENSE OF HUMOR OF A 12 YEAR OLD AND WRITE LIKE A FIVE YEAR WITH BRAIN DAMAGE. ME SUPERIOR. YOU NO BREED, OK? HUMAN RACE FUCKED ENOUGH AS IT IS.

[BigMac1814]

@TommyFilth1 ok sorry then, apparently i have the sense of humor of a 12 year old, write like a 5 year old and you are superior to a big dumb animal who is me (coming from the infomation you have shared). first of all i just want to say congratulations on thinking up that mammoth of a comment you have posted, and for kindly writing in a way i can understand. you are the kind of person i can look up to, commenting on videos on youtube trying to outsmart somebody to feel good about yourself.

[megamanx1291]

XD!!!

[transdoo]

thats the same sound i make !!!

[reage]

@0:17 hahahahaha!!!

[OFFICIALKYRIN]

"open you up like Planet Hollywood" HAHAHAH xD

[vhd86]

"AHHH YHAAAA AHAHA YOU MAKE ME THE SQUIRT" ~ My parents walked in when this happened -_-....

[TheSUPERMANTHA]

LMFAOOOO.

[LAURAbrap]

bahaha :')

[onerom666111666]

Anyone thinks he sounds as Skwisgaar from Dethklok?

[BodgyHeats666]

ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER IN THE SPERMINATOR

[SilverMoon1134]

haha XD

[DeadJesus100]

Schwarzenegger the NAZI

[megapichu123]

i <3 this vid

[beiberismine]

wtffff??????

[codywrite]

Not Funny

[playboyhtm]

poor girls....

[tSWiidoW]

Who is gonna die cause this wasn't funny.

[FIL086]

man this was pretty lame.

[UGuestsProductions]

I guess he just comes all day...

[juniorjay001]

LMAO that was retardedly funny

[fatnorb1]

Dumb....

[Marc4360]

the only thing funny from this channel is Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis...everything else is garbage

[neeeeeeeya]

this is stupid!

[Kimpa445]

0:28 It's the girl from True Jacksson

[fanqueen]

Awesome! hahaha

[coolstuff465]

i find this difficult to masturbate to

[TheDastan96]

dididi ya making ya squiirtt

daaa aaa jaa arrgghhh im gonna open u like planet hollywood

[utubeeddiej]

1816 die-hard Terminator fans.

[DeadJesus100]

These are the morons in charge of America

[Agomongo1235]

@DeadJesus100 u r moronic like brainwashed ppl

[skycrysis]

@Agomongo1235 Hes right, at this moment brainless people are leading your country.

[DeadJesus100]

@Agomongo1235 get fucked flagfucker

[Agomongo1235]

@DeadJesus100 Hey how about going to Russiatoday? You act just like them. Tell me wat makes America so bad? If you were here you would see life normal honestly don't say your opinion if you never been there or tried it out.

[Agomongo1235]

@DeadJesus100 Hey how about going to Russiatoday? You act just like them. Tell me wat makes America so bad? If you were here you would see life normal honestly don't say your opinion if you never been there or tried it out.

[DeadJesus100]

@Agomongo1235 America was a great country but your criminal government are destroying it

by the Bail outs, giving $TRillion to the crimainal bankers and stealing it from the people.

Why are you Americans so fucking brainwashed?

Your country is being raped, wake the fuck up

[Agomongo1235]

@DeadJesus100 That's it that's the only reason why you hate them? Yeah I hate Germany cause they're Germans... Imagine me saying that that wouldn't make any sense. That one reason isn't enough support why you hate them. Criminal banks!?!?!?!? My dad has an account in a bank and they have been treating him well. You see you're saying ALL when you can't say that because NOT ALL banks are greedy. It's like saying I hate Jews, because they're all greedy! And hey stop the foul language Have you seen

[Agomongo1235]

@DeadJesus100 RT yet? Bet your part of the staff. Go look at Max Keiser he's fucked up he called Obama a Nazi! Like come on! That's not right! He tried to make a joke out of that and also made fun of a persons last name THAT'S IMMATURE!

[DeadJesus100]

@Agomongo1235 President Obama is not a Nazi, he is a fucking Traitor.

He is destroying America with the Bail Outs, giving $TRillions to the

criminal bankers and stealing it from the American taxpayers and the

future generations

Wake up before you die

[TheCrazyItalian14]

@DeadJesus100 Not to mention hes trying to take away wounded veterans insurance. Example: you get shot it war, you pay for surgery.

[DeadJesus100]

@TheCrazyItalian14 NWO scum , when will Americans wake up and put these evil

politicians on trial and hang the bastards for Treason?

[TheCrazyItalian14]

@DeadJesus100 hey, i love america, but obama is not a true american.

[eeedel]

@TheCrazyItalian14 & what is a "true american"? you? lolll

[DeadJesus100]

she was way uglier than this

[rainonmebi]

why so many dislikes?? this is hilarious!! lol

[wikitiki44]

i vil open u up like planet hollyvood!

[ezzomahfouz]

THANK GOD, im not gonna die...get it cuz its funny or die....i laughed F**K U GUYS MY DOG THINK IM FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!

[YuiYamana]

....wow

[Dynamo55b]

not funny at all...

[Saaaaaaaaaament]

hahaha that black women was funny :D

[SunbeltRyders]

C'mon funnyordie, seriously.

[20killers]

This skit would've been a lot funnier if it were only 5 seconds long.

[KingdomHeartsAxelRox]

ewwwwwww makadiri

[transfan1988]

1746 dislikes? that´s bullshit.

[historyboy08]

he fucked these ladies the same way he fucked california

[channalDEyoungKEET]

@historyboy08 despite the fact he was one the most environmentally active gov.'s in the US...

[VADORT]

@channalDEyoungKEET others are so big shit, F...K America and your politicians, AMERICA is the real devil as iran, china, saoudi arabia, pakistan, israel, . If people want o world of peace and developpement we have to destroy thoses states and their gouvernent. F...K you mister schwarzy you are a fake of strong man, build by drugs, i hope you will die of it !

[channalDEyoungKEET]

@VADORT you dontunderstand.. there are many other ...like MUCH WORSE governers...rick perry for one..

[wauners]

@VADORT I'm sorry I couldn't understand your poor English. Please keep buying american goods and watching American movies so that the tax dollars can be spent on more efficient ways of enslaving you.

[xPSYKOxLIBBYx]

@VADORT Yeah not everyone in America is a bad person enjoy your ignorance!

[DarkThugs4Life]

Isnt he a racist? why is he fucking a black chick? a ugly one too

[Zenziba95]

@DarkThugs4Life it would have been racist if he wasnt fucking a black chick

[RawrEhPapi]

these noises r crazy "NA DE SQUIRELL" "PUt UR FINGER RIGHT-"

[jesambmic]

Arnold Schwarzenegger is the INSEMENATOR

[historyboy08]

@jesambmic but he isnt the pussinator

[alanboi16]

@jesambmic or the Sperminator 

[Yggdrasill4]

Herp derp

[MrUgotknockedthefkou]

whoever laughs at this also competes at the special olympics



[Thekillgnar13]

no its govanator.. look it up its his cartoon

[grindmaggots666]

not funny, sorry. it just didn`t make me laugh at all, not even smile..

[Thekillgnar13]

ha not funny and not the govanator

[NORMALloljkgirl]

@Thekillgnar13 governer not governator.......

[Bencar121]

Fuck you!

[srb8522]

Yawnsville

[EssTheGee]

die.

[FlairJunkies]

god people chill the fuck out its only a video,if yas dont like their videos then why the fuck are you watching them,go and bitch somewhere else

[SEDProductions96]

LOL this is funny

[Pipeslanga]

funny or die hasn't made me laugh in so long -__-

[pornograwesome]

press 2 and he sounds like sheep

[pornograwesome]

if you press 3 then 2, it sounds funny as hell

[pornograwesome]

at 0:13 the woman looks scarred as fuck

[Knl0391]

lame as fuck...

[TomNomLol]

this channel should be called die because i have never actually seen anything FUNNY on it

[rainonmebi]

LOLLLllllll omg hjahahaha

[ITheCleansingI]

die



[NikiJamable]

i rather die

[chocolateleaky1]

What a bunch of bollocks!!!!!!

[SrDeIta]

this is insanelly awsome xD

[CainCrimsonCreation]

lol, good one Funny or Die.

[daven58100]

Worst thing about this is it's probably about right.

[darkitp]

was that a workout tape or sex tape ? now i am confused about how people have sex ...

[iitsmebiitchezz]

This was terrible!!  Follow @ _Melysa_

[talktal]

i dunno... i laughed

[MrHuntervad]

I died, too.

[redneckcracker1]

they forgot the sex tape of this video rapping me

[TopsuLoL]

I died.

[DarthMessias]

WTF?

[Devorvan]

lol this only reminded me about all the times in family guy they talked about british porn and not thrusting back and forth

"almost.. almost.. almost... there we are." "well done"

[TheNienazwany]

Hahahaha !! GREAT !!

[AHMEDTTU]

is that Will Ferrell? LOL, "open you up like planet hollywood" XD

[legion0101]

@drlibido maria im going to sleep. remember to Tivo the show 'House' for me.

[DrLibido]

The hell does he say at the end after Maria Shriver?

[averageasian22]

Keep pressing 2

[dashizzle1985]

omg hahahahahahahahahah

too funny!!

[chiaraaa95]

lame.



[alfred87cron]

not HA HA funny, just meh.

[8000cheese]

What did I just watch

[tsenkai]

i dont understand

[DoctahDizzle]

@tsenkai that's funny or die for you!!!

[pornograwesome]

this sucks

[justinphilm]

HORRID



[VenomySnicket]

this was stupid as hell

[stbguitarist]

Uh, he needs a new camera man.

[MangyOldFella]

He'll Be Back!

[danielomachie]

boooorriiinnnngggg



[blizzardtube11]

Wtf accent is that!?!?!?!?

[m1ck0n]

cant even make it sound halfway authentic.... UNfunny :)

[tobyjug83]

"Imma open you up like Planet Hollywood!"

[hamidious]

This cracked me up.



[MrIloveyourboyfreind]

stupid

[DJKnepew]

die



[evilrooster13]

this is fucking stupid

[unclefister1]

@evilrooster13

you're stupid, bitch.

[superwiicrazy]

ok..

[JesusTittyFuck]

this is fucking hilarious

[tjagad15h]

It seemed like he was doing pushups more than sex.

[marxdesign]

Huh??

[KristaRulez14]

they arent even having sex!

[xyxstradus]

i thought the first one was jeff bridges xD

[InternetAesHole]

this is stupid funny, and i kinda laughed. but yes, more in between 2 ferns. better yet just make galifianakis and ferrell make a damn movie...they have amazing chemistry

[Ak47inAction]

I found this a bit funny lol