CWC needin whimmenz

[albee1000]

And the cops were promptly called. 

[theonelinerkid]

omg he looks kind of normal here

[ZOMGDUDEWTFBBQ]

I am confused. How is he out with a girl? Who is this woman behind the camera?

[satinsguard]

@ZOMGDUDEWTFBBQ A troll

[videogamenostalgia]

AND THIS GUY IS A VIRGIN!!!???

[Sailormoonsfriendz]

It tastes salty going down

[tw1stedgrudge]

ALL FEMALE HANDS ON ME.

-High five-

-Long awkward silence as he's left hanging-

-Girly laugh-

Oooooooooo. That was a testicle wrinkler, that one.

[truthspeaker89]

Chris-chan, thank you so much for existing. I will never fail as much as you, no matter how much of a virgin I am. I'm totally serious when I say that I will never fail this hard even if I tried.

[hardkoregamer999]

i hate that sonichu medalion it will never get him laid infact its fucking disturbing! its probly possed telling chris to rape unsuppected womens out their that thing needs to be destroyed again probly not with fire.

[uching]

oh god he's out in public with that fucking medalion on and those horizontal stripes on his shirt only make his man boobs more noticeable, i think mixing alcohol with crazed insanity is a very bad idea chris, and get those man boobs corrected already, with all your tax payer funded income i'm sure you can make some idiot plastic surgeon feel sorry for you long enough to get those things cut off for free.

[XtianWestendShamer]

@uching those are vertical stripes you fucking idiot.

[uching]

@XtianWestendShamer vertical stripes you are correct about, the rest you are wrong about.

have a nice day.

[XtianWestendShamer]

@uching have an effexor on the house.

[uching]

@XtianWestendShamer now thats uncalled for really.

[TheDudeYouHateToMeet]

He looks like an old man!

Even if he wore modern glasses, diecent clothing, and if he showered more than once a month, he'd still look like an old man.

I'm a heavy drinker, heavy smoker, and I do a lot of drugs, yet i look much younger and healthier than him, and I'm only 3 years younger.

[Alecal89]

He looks forty and his voice is the one of a pre teen

[gothkamikaze]

He's outside his home...

WHY IS HIS FLESH NOT BURNING OFF?

[ChromeTruckNutz]

Oh gawd he looks like an 80-yr old man in this video.

[Questpeace]

This video makes me happy: he's getting drunk with a girl and he brought sonichu along. If there was a Chris chan movie, this would be the final scene.

[CoolStoryJon]

ALCOHOL IS A SLOW ACTING POISON

[PObserver]

Please don't drink alchyhawl it's a slow acting poison.

[Hatsumi92]

Hey Chris finaly hit puberty

[DoctorBeardface]

Kinda of a Goku-get-'em attitude...

[liquidpyramid]

lol

[andy404040]

hit thumbs down by accident thats a funny comment haha

[NeoSquadillah]

@DoctorBeardface i'm not much for writing out lol but when i saw your comment i busted out laughing

[RoboTronGO]

BEARD

BEARD

BEARD

BEARD

BEARD

BEARD

[killswitch1982]

That's not a beard. It's pubes glued to his face.

[LASImediaproductios]

Hey, I know a kid like that. Fucking ugly faggot.

[killswitch1982]

LOL O rly?

[tbone2004]

To killswitch1982:

Beavis: Damn, he's smooth! Heh heh, heh.

[VengefulRonin]

Ugh...creepy fucking bastard.

[IAmRodyle]

Chris, you got a little dirt on your...oh wait 0_o

[KlayMan2007alt]

EVERYDAY I'M HUSTLIN'

[JorealConners]

MAH WOODEN DRINK WAS DELISHUZ

[kellysunshine23]

Ugh, that beard!

[lookatmedriving]

Holy shit he grew a beard!

[Marcus2Y1Y1Z2]

You people are creating a monster.

Guido-Chris.

[DoctorBeardface]

Are you serious? Chris is the opposite end of the spectrum from a guido.

[PodpolkovnikBlaise]

He looks even more like a sadistic rapist with a beard oh god

[lindosss]

is he drunk? lol

[Nimnoms]

So, what happened with all the self-righteous "slow acting poison"?

[lindosss]

beard........

[SuperNES16]

A beard, I see.

Chris is slowly becoming a man.

Replace that medallion with an army necklace and we've got one tough bastard.

[crayzclown]

He actually looks good with a beard.

I thought I would never say that...

MY LITTLE CHRIS IS BECOMING A MAN!!!

[Nimnoms]

Lose weight, get rid of the the thick glasses. Who knows.

[uching]

@Nimnoms he's still be a fat fuck who never bathes, drinks his own s####m, rapes plastic love dolls,stalks women, takes pictures of little boys whilst his out in public and has the IQ of a blade of grass....scratch that, that would be an insult to grass

[YouSmellLikeACat]

is that a new medallion?

[EdTheHedgehog1894]

THAT FUCKING BEARD!

[thenat667]

lol well, at least hes getting out of his house once in awhile

[PirateKing86]

I Chris growing facial hair?

[Jormungandr88]

How's Ivy, you chubby sexy bastard?

[Breadtank]

Delicious.

[catfishpleco]

IS THAT A BEARD

[Tezasaurus]

No, it is just dirt.

[alarmagent]

if i saw that guy, I would not think he was obsessed with a completely fictional character of his own creation. If I saw this guy at my local chain sports bar, I would not think he drank his own sperm mixed with orange soda. If I saw this guy, right here, I'd think nothing of it. Chris is really looking a lot better, whatever you people are doing, keep doing it.

[alarmagent]

oh of course except for the giant sonichu medallion. he's very close to being just a normal, unassuming person, though.

[yupsi]

except looking better does't change anything about him

[LulzIshall]

I could tolerate his sperm fetish if he quit attempting to justify it.

[TheFluffyOne]

Seriously? The fail medallion would not set anything off for you?

[pvegeta]

SEE WHAT YOU MISSED OUT ON, MEGAN?!!?

[Jesterclown17]

It's the truth.

[TheClydeCash]

Hair... and goatee?! What?!

HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE!?

THE MANCHILD IS EVOLVING?

[ultimatekeez]

Oh god he looks like Al from Toy Story 2 with that beard.

[gretcher56]

i fucking lol'd

[Bloodfont89]

"All female hands on me" means he's raped and killed a female hedgehog.

[pinballwizardben]

oh shit, he has spiked hair and a goatee!

[BinakAlgo]

Again, he is hoping that the world will adapt to him...

[frogdude142]

highlights too holy shit

[hpufo]

Did the faggot spike is hair? And what is up with his goatee?

[WhatYouLikeSucks]

Just when you thought he couldn't look like a bigger sack of shit, huh?

[Funzebub]

The beared is worse enough, but did he use styling gel or is it his natural swet?

[silentbob36]

oh geez, he's turning into that shooped picture from when he took his first sip

[sidittygal]

He put the medallion back on? I keep having hope he can mainstream into society and then the medallion pops back up.

[PedobearMansion]

oh god chris, please stop ruining the awesome that is goatee.

[VengefulRonin]

What the fucking hell...just when I think he can't get any gayer, he grows a soulpatch and a stubbly goatee.

[Lyph3]

He has really shitty facial hair for a guy approaching 30.

[biggamerjh1]

Shave, for the love of god

[AntiPr0ph3t]

Damn, Chris has become quite the party animal.

[benzo12]

It's finally happened, Chris is growing a beard.

[Comeback209]

Neckbeard, amirite?

[Ben3156]

IS CHRIS GROWING A GOATEE

[LulzIshall]

What drink is that?

[Ben3156]

it's Semen.

[johntm77]

Hey if yout trolling him dont betray him. People have been taking it too far reguardless of what he has done or what he has said. Like seriously if you were raised where he was and you had aspurgers youd probally be the same. Clever troll is clever.

[benzo12]

Your spelling is bad and you should feel bad.

[biggamerjh1]

That aint asburgers man

[someguy23475]

Barb, is that you?

[WallabeeDeviant89]

oohhh he wore his pussy magnet O.o

[SpaceCowboyKenny]

he's a lady killer that Chrissy.

[banduril]

oh shit is that a soul patch