lol rights *you don't have rights* *RIP George Carlin*

[zeitgeist1958]

@beallendall How about not raping, killing, etc. because it is the right thing to do, not because you are afraid of an invisible diety.

[beallendall08]

This was actually quite refreshing listening to an atheist be true to his religion. So many atheist actually believe there is no God and that you have rights!!! Gay rights, civil rights, laws, and rules. Without God there is none of this!!! You can rape, kill, steal, and destroy all you want in the atheist religion. Because you have NO RIGHTS!!! Government has no authority at all. Thank you Mr. Carlin for not being a hypocrite and setting your followers straight!!!

[Rationalization]

@beallendall08 True, God enforces the laws men create because man created god.

[ObamaIsPathetic]

@beallendall08

An atheist doesn't have a religion.

[Ali74]

RIP George

[poopcorny]

this guy is pretty funny when hes not spewing hate. btw why is it that people always find religion so hard to beleive?

[AlexKKKeller]

Speaking his mind on stage is what made George Carlin comical. Please at least say, "in my opinion" or else, you come off as ignorant.

[Infamous951faded]

why would he have to say in "in my opinion" hes the one saying, obviously it is his opinion. KKK...that shit is ignorant you ass.

[AlexKKKeller]

@Infamous951faded

Some people, such as him, present their thoughts on something as if it's a fact. That is why, "imo" exists.

[AlexKKKeller]

And I think you should also know that speaking your mind, as you did now, is one thing George Carlin would want you to do.

"I'm not a good American because I form my own opinions."

[Vertigo3TC]

putting three K's in your name makes you come off as ignorant

[AlexKKKeller]

Ignorant? In what way? I know what it means...

[strongbadian4747]

Plenty of people find him funny. Just because you don't like his comedy doesn't mean he doesn't deserve a little bit of respect. He made a difference in a lot of people's lives. And besides, I have the right to my opinion, and my opinion is that you have no right to your opinion. So fuck off and die.

[MarcusAurelius83]

@strongbadian4747 Nice. lol XD

[fcfcbarcafcfc]

vertigo3TC fuck you.... hes being logical... it seems to make more sence rather than the bullshit lie of religon.

[Tomaz4l]

he's fucking right!!!

[philifaceman99]

holy shit this guy was funny as hell

[T1M3TOWCC]

holy shit! i have a new favorite comedian....

[Torusbeast]

Little to late for that.. LoL

[unclearsix]

How could not have heard of George Carlin until months before his death? Have you ever seen another stand up comedian? You can thank George for their existence.

[T1M3TOWCC]

because lol im 14... but quite mature for my age i guess... i dont believe in god i know that doesnt make me mature but at least it means im not stupid :/

[fabifly]

According to the Bible you're not supposed to swear on anything in Heaven or on Earth anyway, so swearing on the Bible is contradictory to the Bible itself.

[Flynch23]

The guy is 100% correct......if the bible is to be believed then we are all the product of incestious relationships between Eve and her sons.The Bible mentions Jesus' BROTHERS AND SISTERS,at the start then conveniently forgets about them later on.Bill Hicks was right,when he said about Jimmy Swaggart"Never trust a man who starts a sentence with"What I think God meant to say was....""By the way I am not an atheist,Ido beleive in a "God"but it is at a particle level

[terrasrevenge]

The next religion in the next age with focus on a massive statue of my penis. My penis will hand down the commandments and people will cry and call my penis the savior. Hopefully I can see this and rofl till I die over and over because watching this is almost just as funny.

[prodigyy213]

i cant believe people believe the zeitgeist and loose change and fuckinbullshit up the ass of a bullshitter carlin questions the right shit and when u trullllly think about shit you just laugh cuz thats all there is to do. i mean your either gonna burn in hell live eternal life or become a fuckin ghost or someshit right

[gramophone7]

@prodigyy213...

we are happyyyyyyy that there are a millions of people all over the world who do not believe the SHIT on the TV and the whole fucking propaganda!

we don´t loose change boy, we are just NOT brainwashed like you!

[aleczander1134206]

hey jott999 your a fucking douchbag and so is the retarded grandpa on stage. How do you know that the bible is not true and how would you know its fake

[Starsetsky428]

because it was written by people.

[Malaka57]

Bingo! And because even the gospels were chosen with the aim of setting up a political infrastructure. I just wish people would read a little more, the fact that the bible is a political document has been amply proven. Anyone suggesting the contrary is doing a disservice to religion... Try The Origin Of Satan by E. Pagels for one...

[Starsetsky428]

separation of church and state.

[Malaka57]

Absolutely!

[TriasTheBetrayer]

Although i myself is a atheist I won't argue with believers about their religion. It makes them happy and give them comfort. Who are we to disprove their beliefs.

[NitB92]

I do argue with believers if it is called for. Whenever I'm told I'm going to hell, whenever people try to convert me. Whenever I say something back, though, I'm apparently being offensive. It is hypocritical bullshit.

[roltons]

:D he is right :D

[ryu187]

Honestly...I think if people were to swear oath on a book, it should be a book of law, instead of a bible...I mean really..when does separation of church and state come into play there?

[interested976]

National Burn Your Bible Day December 25th 2012

[Jotto999]

"Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you god?". "Yeah! I'll tell you as much truth as the guy that wrote that fuckin' bible, how about that?" /wink. That was so awesome, that was the most amazing thing I've ever heard, it's so good. We promise truth on something that is all lies. Ironic, isn't it?

[reignsupremacy]

God forget about slavery.

[OptimoPEACHES]

This video was made slightly less enjoyable when I noticed the tin-hatter links to Loose Change and Zeitgeist. RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAGE

[fth12332]

this guy changed my belief about god :D

[davydshane]

i believe in god and this is some funny shit

[helldozer17]

maybe you ought to revise your beliefs?

[TorridPassion]

I wish we had more George Carlin's in the world...we're running out of this kind of brilliance.

[Tritonium2k7]

@TorridPassion

They are just not broadcasted that much anymore.

Good movies went aeay. It's a nearly complete Matrix that surrounds you and keep you quiet.

The trouble is, there are not much people left who can be educated that well, that they can think on their own.

It's alle the same media and Press... I always tought America is proud of Independence.

[Slyjoker22]

wow my dad told me that religon is just a form of control to "civilize" people (to follow a moral life) or "cotrol" to keep people in like and this guys just reapeat same words... my dad is not atheis but he does not believe in religion crap so as me when i came to 13 years of age. this guy is smart and knows his stuff 10/10 video comedy/educational video i loved it

[MoreCowbell59]

I don't beleive in god and this was just funny as hell

Nice video

[felipe032189]

droppin the knowledge "no such thing as rights"

[tenac1000]

great stuff

[haytgha001]

i think.... we have same opinion.