Sexual, Perverted, and Uncomfortable Moments in Video Games

[chaosgreyblood]

Oddly enough, Maria didn't say anything abou Shanoa, though to the latter's credit she was pretty modest with her way of dressing. :3

[freakwithwings27]

Bring those sacred gifts over here :3

[cianator12]

whats the game at 2:56?

[redeyedtiger]

A sacred gift indeed.

[akosianoano]

hahah PAPER MARIO 64

[SolidSnake2231]

WELL GOD DAMN TINGLE!!

[pinkyxyz123]

theres something in here.... his pants?

[pinkyxyz123]

so THIS is where snake came from. i will never feel the same when i use him in mario super smash bros brawl again...... 0_o

[conamaru]

@pinkyxyz123 well at least he is awsome in MGS2 and 4 lol

[OneFourtyOneDA]

Gaah, what the hell? Its all mucky... damn.

[skaterguy829]

"EVEN THE VAMPIRES ARE BIGGER THAN MINE" LOLOLOL

[Mmost7]

legand of zelda!!!!!!!!!!!!

[VanilleAlistair]

cloud is so sexy.. not surprised all da boys want him too

[CammehArchFreak1127]

I love playing with Sacred Gift's. 

[iloveluisotero]

i feel violated, and im scarred for life with the cloud thing..........im highly disturbed.....

[Thatblack1]

Wait?! Tingle gets more play than Link? Has link even gotten laid yet after all he's done?

[Waine999]

Daddy's so lonely...

[HotDamn70]

2:24-2:44 i nearly died here xD

[UberGamer1030]

The last one made me mouth open. O_O

[NightbladeEagle]

I wonder...what the American Way would've been. o___O

[onewingedgamersephy]

@NightbladeEagle dig it out with a knife obviously, that's all you were thinking about right... o_______O

[NightbladeEagle]

@onewingedgamersephy

Yknow...I'm not sure. I loved Metal Gear Solid 3 but...this still makes me feel kinda uneasy.

[Toyman1982]

So... on the Leisure suit larry game, was she really a guy? i dont get it...

[froakentoken3]

i didnt know cloud was eight!!

[XgamerevolutionX]

me likey female intuition :D

[bcajma12]

I...feel violated O.o

[Midnightswordsclan]

gay cloud scene



[zorblake]

Ballls crusher

[JohnDaGamer64]

Did Cloud just get gang banged by a bunch of dudes? WTF?!

[TheAdmantArchvile]

Remember lads: If Tingle can get laid, then you can, too!

[ZecharaiCloud]

Did I hear Toakaka's voice somewhere?

[FelipeOrochi]

Did anyone noticed that on the Final Fantasy one scene, while all the men where taking a bath, the woman still there at the room??

O.O

[TheDopeyGamer]

I DON'T WANT A WEINER!

[tanters147]

So Snake's pen15 is in his back.

[spidermanman96]

mgs4 gets worse. you can geab and puch their junk for an instant ko.

[blackdeadtree1]

clouds been traumatized for life

[immaJanemba1]

wow that ff7 one was just plain wrong, uncomterable, and gay

[ShocknBlock93]

That Leisure Suit Larry one raped my brain. It was already fucked up.

[DjVader112]

now I know why cloud is so moody the asshole got raped!

[Rudern98]

hahahhahahaha

[TheDavidBros]

It isn't just you... The Kritters are ALSO ji****g their pants as well!

[MrSuperMarijuana]

What is the game on 2:55?

[Gurudo99]

@MrSuperMarijuana leisure suit larry: magna cum luade

[4xzx4]

The Tingle one is just retarded... what are they actually doing?

[unficablus]

8:23, ROFL

[nensondubois]

They're huge!

[Nineball2501]

Snake used to work for the TSA?

[TsukiyoAndAsahi]

C...Cloud ? Are you okay ?

[Genowhirl910]

NO, NO WAY!

F clouds life....

[hernani200]

Snake...

[cubehead978]

Noo not Paper Mario D;

[BlueKyuubi63]

1. Black

3. 8 guys

[CrypticCrysis1]

i want to be able to take a bath by myself, i mean damn...

and that zelda part... yeah, that part made me shiver... ugh, and i'm still suffering the aftereffects :(

you done good Master

[ComputerExpert0]

1:13 tsa pat down

[MissingCamcorder]

...My mouth was open about four inches while I was watching the Final Fantasy one...

[AkumaUchitoru]

LOL. Stretch Panic. XD

[SuperMarioLuver623]

8:25 -10:00 Wtf? O3O

[MisterBeaverSaysNo]

Lolz....

[X3freako]

jacking off

[MrTrollinURmom]

i have lost ALL respect for Cloud now x_x

[rumblefighterboy]

@MrTrollinURmom WAS THAT REALLY IN FF7!!!!

[MrTrollinURmom]

@rumblefighterboy im pretty sure it was...never beat the game :(

[SpeedWarrior93]

@MrTrollinURmom It was in the game, but it was optional(The room and scene)

[snowvilliers90]

yeah, he is right! daddy is so alone^^

[lol2fly]

WTF!!!

[OshSmoshBGosh]

That girl talking from the first clip totally sounded like Daisy Duck.......WAIT A SECOND.

[ThePeteAwesome]

MY GOD! so freaking awkward!

[PyroMagiciann]

you expect me to read that whole description? xD

[alucard92717]

6:40

DEAR GOD THE FAGGOTRY

[mysticspiritwolf72]

"Seven, six... Not to be rude or anything, but could you go do someone else?"

HAHA. Oh, Cloud.

[Nedzizzle]

Gonna get in on some sacred gift

[Pacalakin]

she sounds like the girl who voiced beauty in bobobo

[QuicklimeTime]

Ah, Hideo Kojima. Subtle, subtle man.

[unnaturalsnaps]

the tingle part just..o_o

[Eskalial2]

3:04 is actually a porn game... it was rated R and it said sexual pornographic imagry and animations and i saw the case at a video store for rent and i was so freaked out about it cause i was like 9

[MrLOL9999]

omg the MGS3 scene gave me a boner.

[jelloegg]

@MrLOL9999 I stopped breathing several seconds into it.

[MathiasKaizer]

I have never in my life cared for the Final Fantasy series. Now I really want to play this game, just so me and my friends can laugh at this scene.

[1stclasswarior]

-_- A title like this and no Ar Tonelico? Son, I am disappoint...

[jelloegg]

@1stclasswarior Oh yeah. I remember a lot of stuff like this in there.

[WillP999]

Tingle cumming: "PAH!"

[Konvictedjeezy]

@WillP999 Theres a reason its called the Tingle Jingle you know! :)

[somedamnfangirl]

Aw, yeah. Time to lean back, and enjoy another one of MoH's videos

Castlevainia's characters look horribly stiff. I don't think being a vampire has anything to do with breast size, Maria...and you look about 12, so give yourself some time

OMG POLTERGUY SO SCARY!

I think Tingle got motorboated. :B

Is it too much to hope that the FF7 scene was just horribly translated like all the others in the game?

Dead Rising 2 has tons of innuendo. You could probably do a vid on that alone.

[Graptor91]

Hahaha!!! Cloud's coverin' his ass!

[NIIITENDOOO27WOOHOO]

No wonder they call him tingles

[dapithapon]

cloud's cool but he got into a gay shit

[KingRodriques]

wtf

[Spencerthemam17]

Boner alert

[mAg0mAN19]

wait... did cloud say "could you go DO someone else?" 3:35

[popguck]

who is shao?

[Alcidix12]

LOL xD ”THEY”RE HUGE” 0:41,lesbian>_>

[0wolfplayer0]

LOL XD I loved the last one!!!

[Pyro25100]

lol at fail voice acting xD

[wikiporno]

0:15 to 1:05 Best voice acting ever.

[theotherther1]

It says a lot about Japan and otaku culture that most of these were completely intentional.

FFVII...ugh...

[mortlockroo]

I hope Tingle caught an STD and dies!

[WolfAnge23]

ahh ahaxhaha..this is funny..so even the vampyre's is bigger then yours huh..haa too bad..uhho.o ok this went from funny to scaryo.o

[sliverfox2424]

WOW THAT GUY WAS RELY SCARED OF THAT HOT DOG WONDER WHY? (his dad must have sumtin to do with it)

[icym14]

I DONT WANT A WEEINER T.T

[aivh1395]

what are these games called???

[MountainFox51]

@aivh1395 Super Weegee Brothers

[BlueDeity]

...and that's where Solid and Liquid came from.

[WebkinzLuvPup]

lol at the first one those are a sacred gift

[333maddison]

there! a transmitter!

[danieldiaco]

hav u noticed that the wierdest ones are japanese? like the final fantasy one? that was justy goddamn wierd, lol

[Link504]

That last scene was great.

[Sorrowisyourdemon]

I don't want a weiner! I don't want it!

[ShadowCrowX]

what? how did you get that cinematic from DK64? :S I've never seen that

[theftgrand1]

this is great.

[OhJustCallMeLuke]

If you ever think of making a second part or something like that (or just for you to know), you'd like to take a look at the Tales of the Abyss Spa Scene. It's both fun and kinky.

[foreiner33]

LOL LAST ONE IS EPIC!

[xsilentxnightx]

Received key item "Bikini briefs" LOL best key item ever

[MrShadowdown]

@xsilentxnightx however after they are used they become the most mentally scarring item in existance

[fernandopox]

you are lacking some silent hill moments. but the video is funny and great! I'm surprised.

[ExcessiveSpareTime]

I'm sorry, but through the whole of the FF7 scene, I had one phrase in mind:

"Yaranai-Ka?"

Also, dear GOD, the Paper Mario scene was creepy.

[CRASHICTH]

4:17 some next funny yells "KudingKudingKuding"LOOL

[HittokiriBattousai17]

In fact, FFVII has a lot more of gay jokes, seriously. And let's not forget Raiden running around naked in MGS2

[crackermelt]

lol jumbo weiner

[8110chiki]

WTTTTTTTFFFFFFF???????

[CodeProgrammer]

One of your all time funniest videos. In fact, this one got me to subscribe. Keep making more!

[Stupifyification]

Jesus Christ!

That FF7 one was... nightmarish! DX

[dylstew]

tingles game is messed up....

[yoshibacon12]

"Theres something in here, its so hard..." XDDDDDDDD ROFL

[Bistol13]

Tifa,"remember how you told me you always wanted an eleven way"

cloud,"o have I ever"

[HardLehner]

haha nice :D

[Raidenko91]

Alright prude. You don't gotta be such a baby about it, I'm outta here.

[randomgamerdude9]

6:35 "Could you go do someone else?" LOL

[philisophicalnoone]

SO glad I never saw that part of FFVII. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go have Cloud kill himself.

[Mikenova805]

what part of ff7 was that?

[thebomberman1967]

LOL love the tingle reference at the start

[DeadPixel00]

I actually got a Boner from this video.

[aivh1395]

@DeadPixel00 haha i know...

[brightonboarder]

@DeadPixel00 haha. thats kind of sad.

[eldiablo68]

@DeadPixel00 so did i lol i jizzed for no reason but u did not need to know that

[NeledIthil]

@DeadPixel00 are you gay???

[Rex0142king]

Seriusly Cloud!!??!! o_O

[MrMarill]

MGS was just scary...

[FCKundo]

damn!

the FF VII part it`s disturbing as HELL!!

[declaration963]

So Vampires have a big boobs... i wanna get a vampire girlfriend....

[KitsuneNights]

Uhmmm, I need an adult? >.>

[MinionSasuke]

@KitsuneNights I AM AN ADUUUULT!!!

[WerewolfLeprechaun13]

very uncomftorable

[loveTerranigma89]

What is the name of the first game?

[sonicspeed95]

@loveTerranigma89 "Castlevania: Judgement" for the Nintendo Wii

[loveTerranigma89]

@sonicspeed95 Hey thanks m8 ^^

[doggies2709097]

1. even the VAMPIERES are bigger than mine lolz :)

[ninjatomaster]

@doggies2709097 she says her chest is smaller than hers. LOL

[Whoopster]

Anyone who asks "why isn't FF7 being remade" can be answered from the clip between 4:42 to 7:24. How did they get away with this?!

Remember this was sold to a general market demographic of 11-14 year olds. Yes: the kind of audience beginning to come to terms and understand sexuality and gender differences.

Oh did I mention you have to do this if you want a fat man to sexually flirt with you.

Less subtle than Animaniac's Prince joke.

If you didn't turn gay from this consider yourself a man.

[TheMicrochip55Hacks]

LMAO!!!

[legolover1999]

THERE.... HUGE!!!!

[mikeaol21]

HAHA!! Weiners.

[ubertomadachi]

daddy's so lonely.......

[Miyako3358]

@irrelevantjoker I know. I played Castlevania and the acting was so terrible. And this video was very true because that moment did make me feel uncomfortable

[Lamentus]

ok, I'm a bit confused.

Having not played almost any game shown here (yeah, I have not played FF 7, shame on me), are these excerpts unedited, as they appear in the games, or are they edited somehow?

I find it really difficult to believe the were actually scenes like these :D

[fgd49]

@Lamentus this is a scene that you dont have to do if im correct its more or less a secret i think its been awhile but yeaa thats the same thing i tought to

[Ahbenmautadine]

@Lamentus

None of this have been edited, but for some of them it's secrets scene that you have to find through the game. These games are made in Japan and japanese have a really perverted sexuality. This kind of stuff is normal enough for them to be in a kid video game.

I'm probably sure that there's alot of japanese video games that are banned in america because it goes too far.

[wikiporno]

Notice how tingle's in agony? That's because i's a grown woman and not a little boy.

[mushroomshrub]

Awww poor Cloud!

[piccologuy14]

if u listen to the solid snake one with your eyes closed, that's when it gets sexual

[piccologuy14]

if you watch the solid snake one with your eyes closed...

[emailroy2002]

hahaha

[quashky]

Damn I hate that japanese anime junk...

[wikiporno]

Boner!

[NarutoKirby165]

No wonder Cloud's so emo...

[razark9]

@NarutoKirby165 Cloud isen't emo ise he?

[xXTiberiusXx]

hi sweety pie, i'll gladly be her appetizer yeah

tingle sounds ... just ... yeah what is "grding gryding gryding?"

[baahhhFATALITY11]

LOL WTF??!!!!!!!! Im tripped out...........

[livingisdieing27]

Snakes has got to make sure the enemy solider isn`t hiding any GUN down there (haha)...

[bobthespam]

at strech panic i was like whats wrong with that? just baloons

then i realize those are bewbs

video games ftw

[firetamer102]

Recieved Key Item * Bikini briefs * !

XD

[lemonlateralus]

Bodybuilder rape ftw!

[Cherabreena]

I loooooooove Metal Gear Solid for their pervertedness. <3

[Narutofan123457]

In the first snake thing if u do it again he will squeze his dick an the guard will pass out XD

[FattyMcFatfatty89]

LOL!!!!!!!! i started laughing as soon as i saw the paper mario bridge!! ah.... memories :)

[nowayimdeadlol]

kids seeing..... BOOOOBS I SAW 10 TIMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AGREE the kids like they r a sacred gift lol 'even the vampires ones r bigger than mine'' lol