LOL!!! As long as your finger is in your ass, be sure to give yourself a prostate exam too. But beware that palpitating the prostate gland will result in pre-ejaculate on your boxers or boxer briefs!!!
LMAO, that biting your nail thing happened to me once. The damn tp ripped and I got it on my hand. I was in a rush and didn't clean under my nail. Later in the day while chewing my nail, I looked and saw this brown shit and realized I just chewed my own shit.
why am I not surprised a douch like this actually does this
tranceaddictandy 1 year ago
Wipe and swipe..,Now look at the wall... O__O
MJTHILINA 1 year ago
Fuck that I'll stick to 10 + sheets.
DanKingston91 1 year ago
Finally... last step...... smell your finger.
macking420 1 year ago 2
man u ppl are nasty
DarkAttack1 1 year ago
LOL!!! As long as your finger is in your ass, be sure to give yourself a prostate exam too. But beware that palpitating the prostate gland will result in pre-ejaculate on your boxers or boxer briefs!!!
shooster11 1 year ago
This, and how to sew, are two of the less fun things you learn in the Marines
mashedmatt 1 year ago
I'll stick to wiping my ass with more than one sheet of paper, thanks.
psychosocialmuppet 2 years ago
lol that is so nasty
purplexspaceship 2 years ago
LMAO, that biting your nail thing happened to me once. The damn tp ripped and I got it on my hand. I was in a rush and didn't clean under my nail. Later in the day while chewing my nail, I looked and saw this brown shit and realized I just chewed my own shit.
BubbaHoTep01 2 years ago 4
it works !
JerseyRich732 2 years ago
omg you mfu**cker!!!! soooo $§&%$%(/%$($%&$%§
luschezz 2 years ago
lol we like to wipe with white
sdkidporkchops 2 years ago
You sick sick sicko
illgamer 2 years ago
Please God don't let it be this guy who made my pizza.
gateofsunrise 2 years ago 5
wtf! im not geting crap on my finger!
PeanutButterFilms 3 years ago 2