Martin Yan's China-Relaxing A Chicken

[cylum0]

Lol he said please come out

[turbowitten]

I never want to receive a massage from this man, ever!

[krono5el]

If Han can cook u can toooo

[asstroalien]

3! 2! 1! One cut! another cut! turn around side. one cut rollrlelrel from the back. Hold it, diston it reelelelelle the chicken. the whole chicken comes out.

[lennonm131]

The most funny part, is that he can't cook well.

[getdatcornoutamyface]

please, tell me how to bone the chicken



[abbyrogers30]

Lolzzz!!! :)

[pogisiG]

that chicken has done more exercise than some of these fat boys on youtube : /

[yappinkangeroo]

I'm going to show you how to bone this chicken in 18 seconds or less.

[hamcha7777]

i counted 16 secs

[TGKArc]

1:03 Hahaha. This Man, Is Great.

[nino89mb]

amm.. it was 20.5.sec ..FAIL

[abbyrogers30]

ahahhahahaha me and my friend luv this :}

[chuchuchuchia]

Does this relax humans?

[Iheartseattle1]

I love the method of how he relaxes the chicken. I got to talk to these elderly men myself about this Chinese chicken relaxation technique

[MooseyFate100]

PLEASE COME OUT.

[TheSurfaceofTheMoon]

Scroll up. This guy's a professional and you're missing the tutorial!

[calebkw]

HAHAHA SO FUNNY!

[RayeliB]

I can't stop laughing at the dancing chicken

[fireice2037]

His accent makes me laughed so much

[CKiaAn97]

He actually made it under 18 seconds in other videos.

[Blibbles]

Despite not getting the 18 seconds, it's still pretty damn good that he can prepare a chicken for cooking in that little time. xD

(Along with making it look absolutely hilarious... xD)

[ivy14031993]

LOL

[thewthew1987]

wholesdfisdofsdofihsoifdhds...­..........please come out

[shithappens17]

@thewthew1987 lmao

[C0sm0sTheM0use]

As it was relaxing, little did it know..... KNIFE ATTACK!



[thekillakombat]

lol@throws knife and picks it back up.

[CKiaAn97]

1:03

The chicken is totally RELAX!

[Nouta1]

I love how it looks like a headless baby with no legs being stretched out by the arms lolololol

[2011marshmallows]

0.47 who else thinks it looks like a crying baby?

[Ms90sLover1]

@2011marshmallows Yes, I think so too!

[markmichaelwong]

HAHAHAHAHAHA Hilarious!!!

But absolutely respect Master Yan!

[sera404]

"You gotta relax the chicken because the chicken is nervous" <-- BUT THE CHICKEN IS ALREADY DEAD

[splixt]

Headcrab.

[xAutumnWaves]

Turn on the translations

1. CC,

2. Translate Captions

3. Enjoy

[OnlineCitizen89]

@xAutumnWaves RRROOOFFFLLL!!!Is it intentional?

[whitetangerine]

0:47 Looks like a frog throwing a tantrum.

[Tailspin07]

I did it in 15 once, but now Im just thumb-pinky

[necoconecochan]

20 seconds... HE LIED!

[sourcemaster]

DOONT BRINK!

[MrFlyUpHigh]

his family use to kill chicken for a living so dont be surprise

[rod213]

yeahh, the chicken is most relax at 1:03 - 1:05

[takemypot]

dam. wat happened 2 this guy? i used 2 watch him alot. he still hav a cooking show?

[ShadowMasta]

Image if he was a machete hitman for the triads lolz... You are fuck son..

[MiraLove]

@ShadowMasta

Don't worry, he would have to relax you first.

[CoNiLa2]

this is amazing!

[kittyeggrolls]

He said he could debone the chicken in 18 seconds, but that was at least 20.

[kiminokami]

@kittyeggrolls he has done 18 in the past.

[kittyeggrolls]

@kiminokami I believe it. He's the chopping master.

[ManosOfTerra]

The chicken is now diamonds! No wait, I mean relaxed.

[snailz]

looks like a gremlin at 0:51

[RAJADURADPLACARD]

RUN CHICKEN... RUN!!!!!

[Adii30]

0:48 0:58 1:02

Enoy.

[vegeta8085]

surprised he still has all his fingers.

[PsnIDShMuK]

hahahahaha dancing chicken

[Lizard5571]

If You can Walk,.We can Too,..I Meen,..Wok,..sorry,..Love His Cookin!,..Funny,.Humorus,...Th­anks fer sharein with Us,..Have a Great Day,..

[rosemaryhua]

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA

[natanoriel]

"From ma elderly men, at the city of Chong Ching". Damn, poor chickens from Chong Ching city.

[natanoriel]

1:03 made my life better. 

[danib0yBA]

1:03 awesome

[ItsInesS]

hahaha LOL.

[TheJadedView]

Now let's move that chicken to the side so we don't see all the flesh that I've left behind...Fast, sure. But a fucking waste of a good chicken.

[MrCatlol]

2 people blinked for a full 18 seconds.

[alexcamafeu]

Facas Ginsu?

[pobanick]

20 sec

[gsmaciel]

this deseves an auto-tune treatment!!!

[fritzlsbasement]

That is one nervous chicken!

[oldschoolrock4evr]

Ancient chineese technique that i learned from elderly men....A massage technique he learned from elderly men that sounds weird

[leasu21]

the chicken probably needs a cigarette after that!

[vans1984]

Holy shit! This guy is like surgeon with a fucking meat cleaver!

[mongchacha]

3 - 2 - 1...MAKE UP YOUR OWN LANGUAGE!!!

[akaroze]

Holy crap LOL. It makes sense as to why he wanted to 'relax' the chicken, but the method was HILARIOUS. XD

[veekeeechuuu]

comes out dudrueuhuddhduhduedrr comes out please come out! wook comes out

[fatdewd911]

1:01 failed escape attempt

[saig0nese]

Love how it was running at 1:00 hahahahaha

[warmaxxx]

is it me or the chicken looked like an artificial vagina at some times

[razor666666]

did chicken die?

[qita0]

This made my day

[Blibbles]

I tell you what... He'd make a great sports announcer.  xD

[PILADEFLOW]

jajajaja OMG

[flyingspacepotatoes]

just listen to the audio and ignore the "en" in "chicken"

[briani4735263]

First ya gotta find a chicken... I don't care how you do it, but you gotta respect it...

[hanslol]

A cut here and MRPPGLLBOLPFFF. And this comes BLMPFLGLRPMPFFF, and this MGPFGHLRRRR!

[HighPriestofApathy]

one day I'm going to do this with a baby

[flyingspacepotatoes]

it's good tips but his presentation is hilarious

[dcyli]

Shieettt that chicken was tense..

[entireties]

I'm sorry, but how does the chicken come out? I didn't quite catch that.

[aznuglybetty]

that was not 18 seconds or less.

[dairycola]

What, the fuck, lol.

[TheSushiPizza]

I'll show you how to bone a chicken.

[1583RR]

The chicken only gets nervous when you choke it to hard

[aquadee91]

Why aren't more cooking episodes as entertaining as this guy?? Take that Rachael Ray.....

[louman84]

How about a live one next time?

[gggu]

lol Please come out

[debu26]

poor chicken!!! T_T

[CHIBI118118]

then you wing it

[dft432]

I wonder why neither WGBH (Boston) or WSBE (RIPBS Providence) didn't air this or his newest series "Martin Yan's Hidden China"

They both have digital subchannels that could air Yan's shows.

[asianoutcast87]

If I only heard the audio I would think this is a video on how to jack off. lol.

[ogreenworld317]

@asianoutcast87

PROTIP: Don't bother with horizontal movement.

[asianoutcast87]

@ogreenworld317

I'll keep that in mind. ;]

[SirRoxo]

@ogreenworld317

you only use three fingers, up and down, up and down, circular motion

[9000lolzpantz]

@ogreenworld317 Excuse me, it's, "Don't waste time to go horizontal movement".

[KianaSadat]

@ogreenworld317

PROTIP?

Don't you mean BROTIP?

[MrJamesonStyles]

@ogreenworld317 He learned it from elderly men.

[MisturrCronin]

@ogreenworld317 Only up and down

[TheAprilmartin]

lol my name martin yan

too

[flyingspacepotatoes]

@asianoutcast87 he's obviously teaching you how to bone a... chicken?

[kevincease]

@asianoutcast87 oh man that is the best comment by far.

[Nouta1]

@asianoutcast87 up and down, up and down, circular motion, up and down and den you wing it LOL

[Shinji87]

its all a sick plan to relax the chicken before you cut him brutally into pieces. he never saw it coming.

[Kimbup]

I couldn't help me laugh when he was massaging the chicken. But DAAANNG he can cut that chicken fast! :O

[SiKKO619]

I didn't understand anything after One cut! Anoda cut!

[FiveEelements]

lmao of the chicken

[tohey]

I think the point of it is so they he is relaxing or "loosening" the sockets/joints so that it becomes easier to cut... so you don't end up cutting bones...simply slicing nice and easily between each joint.

[azn88hunni]

LMFAO it looks a talking toad or a hand puppet....oh god i was laughing so hard during the whole video

[duck0duck0goose]

@azn88hunni somebody should have warned me not to watch this video in class >.<

[BigDoob420]

WOW!

[newbie8000]

the chicken was running!

[Cykrus1]

Lol that man gets hysterical when cutting that chicken :D

[MrHoppers002]

chicken massage. LOL

[trantran9494]

HAHAHHAHHA relaxing a chicken... nvr heard of that before wtf ==

[Phunkyboy123]

so awesome

[coejack]

wow lmao thats how you do it right