Black Nerd Comedy - GHETTO SPELLING BEE (Stand-Up) - Black Nerd Comedy

[Dude902]

If people think putting "bling-bling" and "YEAYUH" in the dictionary means racism is over, I have sad news for humanity.

[LoveLostInMyHead]

At first I thought it was gonna be ALL cheesy and gimmicky, like the turtle power bump; but it ended up really funny. Good one on the spelling bee. YEEAAYAH!!!!

[DONDIVA1969]

I'm a nerd but everybody assumes I'm cool 'cause I'm Black so I roll with it.

[avgnisthebest3]

You make me cry.

( BY LAUGHING)

BlackAwesomeComedy would have been perfect for you!!!

[Konformation07]

Negus

[2DMadeADookieee]

dude.... ur da BEST!!!!!!Dont stop what ur doing cuz it brings.. familys....closer.... to....HOME :D :D :D :D jkjk

[runescape335]

no u fuckin dumbass lil wayne made tha word bling bling nd yo stand up suck ass

[TheSOCIALSUISIDE]

BLACK NERDS RULE !

[wetasrain23]

LOVE IT

[Fardistrict93]

Haha...Turtle power :D Cool man

[ststephen909]

HOLLA AT YA BOY!

[911gestapo]

you cant hear anything cuz that nigger lady is cackling in that background

[MUZIKLUVA420]

@911gestapo was that yo black mammy or nanny???

[goldizzy]

WOW!! You're seriously funny, man

[Conspiracyknowledge]

now, THIS is funny!

[lhpandy]

Amazing!!!

[jamericanboy123]

i laugh everytime i watch this

[blackacadian]

This nerd got game. Much Respect.

[Clearie552]

whats bling-bling? totally lost here...

[bbq4life23]

its like a lot of jewelry

usually gold or something

big ol' necklaces and stuff to show "swagger" haha

[Clearie552]

oh so like the pimp stereotype?

[bbq4life23]

or gangster type person

[Clearie552]

i still say it sounds like a creature I should be able to find in a final fantasy game.

[crazydang]

Hahaha. So true.

[Phungula]

jokesss

[Anfmethodjor]

that's kinda funny

[jamericanboy123]

OMG!!!:) Funny!!!

[xxxtonio418]

why does he have to be gay? he is very talented and from what I see, he has at least 100x more views on his videos than you do on yours.

[petra678]

could you use it in a sentence please. EPIC LOL

[davidranli]

lol damn this is too funny, and your McDonald's rap was hilarious! lol keep it up!

[1dlen0w]

Ha made me lol.

[CakeForTheSoul]

You should do more Stand-Up.:D

[Thumper17]

"Skeet, skeet, skeet, skeet, yeeeaaaaa"

[KarenBloodspirit]

arrases

[fafaflewey]

my face hurts! LOL

[jady121584]

seriously...i just cried laughing

[inphanta]

Not feeling the pink pants there, mate. ;)

[fmSkateCrew]

The jeans are khaki the light refelcting on them make's them look a litle pink no ofence

[SOLIDUS912]

LOL.."yep yep turtle power"!!!!

[astonjs]

that is funny

[spuds52693]

Ha Ha "raise the roof what, what, turtle power"

[msvilbrun]

you are cute

[str8edgeLb]

yeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaahhhh ya!!!

[damnusernm]

Hail to the geek! *salutes* You are fabulous.

[massmurderer11]

man your awesome at comedy keep it up man and you will be famous!

[TshaFromTWest]

This is how some of the greatest comedians started out. Keep it up, brotha. You're funny.

[dack1337]

your an ass whole Dermils :)

[dermils]

ur a dick sucker dack1337

[scribbless1986]

that was some funny shit

[thecarrotdude]

aw skeet skeet skeet eyayaya

[japmans]

gold... absolute gold! hahaha

[Wotkis]

i cant see you shows cuz i live in finland :( and if you can see i cant write good English

[interghost]

Sound wasnt that clear but was a good vid.. please post the whole stand up though? Plz.

[DolceMtl]

omfg....you're hilarious....yeaaaahhhh.

[lulu8898]

lmao!"yaayuh" hahaha

i didnt know u can use it in a sentence!

[BlackNerdComedy]

pitt5truct0r, I aim to please.

[BlackNerdComedy]

Hi everyone! Black Nerd here! Want to thank you for all the great compliments about my stand-up comedy videos. As I get or find more cool samples, I'll put them up. And if you're ever in the area where I'm doing a show, I'd love for you to come out and see a show live. End transmission.

[bassmzero]

@BlackNerdComedy You are TOO funny!

[joshuastewart97]

@BlackNerdComedy you are funny and got to make more parody songs

[danimo17]

LOL!

"Use it in a sentence, please."

"To the window. To the wall. 'Til the sweat drop down these balls. All these bitches crawl. Aw, skeet skeet, skeet skeet skeet, skeet. Yaayuh."

hahaha! [5/5]

[BlackNerdComedy]

danimo17, tell me you wouldn't watch a spelling bee with that sentence in it. BET would be all over that, I'm sure.

[Feeragus]

I would...for laughs...XD

[therealUG]

ToonMachine and exclu189sive are hella n00bs lol no offense

[therosewebb]

Hilarious!  <3

[ty1977]

20 second till a black guy says a racsisdt joke.... thats all the material they have

[angelamazzeo]

for shizzle....ay bay bay.

aw skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet...yay-yuh

im dying. ROFL.

[ToonMachine]

yeah, that was very funny. Do you know the introduction song that was playing at the beginning of your act?

[exclu189sive]

u dont noe what song dat is?? wow..i aint got no money timbaland

[ToonMachine]

thanks.

[angelamazzeo]

ROFL its called 'the way i are'...."i aint got no money" is just the first sentence in the song. -_-

[keikocat2001]

Andre - found you through HappySlip. She's a good friend to have :) (Love her work with KevJumba!)

I was laughing during this clip, even though I couldn't quite hear all of it. Could you put on captioning? For your old, white, nerdy deaf fan? (New subber)

[bendertl31]

Keep it up Andre, YOU ARE REALLY FUNNY !!! Found your channel via HappySlip via Patrice O'neil. Glad I found you. Can't stop laughing!!!

[mwkot]

André, you have to come to Canada to do a live show. This is absolutely hilarious! 5 Stars

[wordpuddles]

Yayuhhh..when are u performing the bay area, ca?

[udayrajaram]

hey man, use a better mic, i cant hear you...

[BlackNerdComedy]

Hey everyone. In response to the audio, sorry if it's not pitch-perfect. Comedy clubs sometimes be difficult to film because there's so many different sounds going on. But hey, that's more reason to come see me live, right! :)

[AdamGONECRAZY]

sorry bout my comment i was responding to ksjoker, not to andre, ur hilarious man!

[BlackNerdComedy]

AdamGONECRAZY, I figured it wasn't for me because you've commented before. I don't understand why YouTube has this "reply" system when the comments just end up going to the top of the list. Makes it confusing. That's why I started putting the username of the person I'm replying to first.

[hellifikare2]

funni and original, nice

[shadynarcoticz]

Man, make more.

That was fucking hilarious!

[jctrock]

Good show man funny

[gothsters4life]

omg you are hillarium! (yes i meant hillarium)

[cjam12]

Funny stuff!

[Proble]

Nice job dude!

Greetings from Germany

[BlackNerdComedy]

Proble, thanks for the German greetings. That would be cool to do stand-up there!

[Lokid20]

Hehe, not bad. Would like to see the full performance.

[ttoddthepeapod]

Love, love, love! Wish I could see you at a live show; you crack me up!

[shonuxs]

I don't play that, holla at yo boi ay bebe. LOL

[MacklinGirl101]

Sorry it wasnt very clear. But the ending all i heard of the sentence was YEA lol if it would be a bother, i was hoping u could message me what u said lol i really wanna know

[ThePinoyz]

hahahaha thats funny

Keep makin some jokes!

[spiceninja]

That's cool that you do stand up. Your really funny too.

[BlackNerdComedy]

Hey everyone! Thank you so much for the wonderful comments! I've got one more stand-up sample coming soon, and it's a doozy! Then it's back to my regular vlogs 'n videos. Again, thank you so much for the love, especially you bunnyloveskitten. :)

[bluerose14]

I don't play tat, holla at yo boi and good day.

XD &hearts

[bunnyloveskitten]

i love you

[xxCanadianPsychoxx]

OMG that was so funny lol

[yuyuzja]

Good Job!

Turtle power!

[OtisH1993]

Ur a legend Andre!! ur vids r great, keep this up u got sum def jam material

[BraceFaceResponds]

you're liek the first youtube comedian i've seen do actual stand-up.

woop!

[flashdamighty]

GOOOD JOB! lol. u should make vids more often, yours are so funnny!

[Mexatron]

To the sweat drip down his balls!!!

YEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

man that's too funny

[ksjosker]

damn Negros................

[AdamGONECRAZY]

u bitch ass ho

[fireemblemds]

really funny stuff

[ugotnutinonme]

I'm typing this comment while laughing! You are too funny!

[Phatboykev]

lol i liked it

[BlackJavaBean]

That's so funny! Bling-bling in the spelling bee.

[tonyco80011]

LOL

[killboy113]

LOL, skeet skeet skeet skeet... Yeaayyyuhh!

[i3kel]

great, you should post longer stand ups !!!

[colorblitz]

XD black nerd comedy ftw!

[karlibell22]

lmfao xD

[FANGGS]

Hahaha. Funny

[gimmeadollr]

lmao

[DollazBoyz]

YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAH!

[noJungleKiss]

I loved it.

[AnnaSmee]

That. Was awesome.

[RyanChristianson]

!!!!!LOL!!!!!

[owlsboi]

great and funny but...

kind of hard to hear =D

[ryan50ryan]

rofl, nice.

[phantomscarz]

not bad man

glad im subbed

[necrofury]

very funny! too short tho xD

[CapricornSuave]

That was good, Andre.  Good stuff!!

[Omondii]

Oh, my. You are amazing.

[minutedude]

That was NICE!!

[TrayDays]

Wow you did that down in Hollywood, I wish I could of seen your show. How can we get to check out your upcoming shows in cali?

[Shadowknux55]

lmao!

[yungace617]

Nice!lmao mad funny

[steelyfisherman]

awesome

Im gonna subscribe!

[AxelDemon]

lol very funny XP

[bryanep]

wow awesome stuff man, hope u become a great

[GrilledMonkeyFat]

Great stuff, lol.

[yeahbaby1994]

hi!! i'm shiela,,,i have a question for you,,,amm..... are you BLACK???

[sora0203]

LOL! You crack me up. ;)

[theuppercut]

hahaha omg where are you at !!

[blueangeloracle]

Love the pink trousers.

[fullyflared14]

i wish i was there that was really funny

[TUESDAYIMFADINGX]

What's the antonym for bling bling?

And the sentences you provided! LMAO!

[cgcdesign]

that was awesome......yeeeeah, lol

Hope I spelled that right, lmao

[Jimystic]

Lmao!

........yeeaaaaaah...

Hehehe!

[SuperDaveLBO]

lmao good job

[PathofReason]

Haha your really funny man!

[dr0odr0o]

lolololol 5/5

[joewongnz]

yay first post

[ng31a]

2nd post!