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  • spida slid on over...said....-,- " WHATS IN THE BAG BITCH"

    i laughed my ass off

  • Standing nursery rhymes and limericks on their absurd heads, Funkadelic minted truck loads of witticisms--and of course, signature neologisms. The social and political commentary is all the way drenched in drug metaphors and odd surreal verses and music. Dig them and one does so at one's peril. Defamiliarization is what the Funk Mob perform in all manner of custom--linguistically and sartorially.

  • THIS SONG IS FUNKY!!!!!! DIRTY FUNK!!! NASTY DRWAS SOCKS FUNK!!

  • Me and my best friend saw Parliament Funkadelic in about '75 in D.C. I think we were the only white people there!

  • straight rappin

  • WTF so I had this song in my iTunes for years and listened to it 73 times before, and today I just listened to it again and there's a whole new verse at the beginning about a bull funking a cow that isn't even in this video and now the song is 3:37 instead of 3:22. WTF... it's still the same MP3 file, I don't get what's happening.

  • @getoffmybozack This version clearly has the cow-funking verse edited out, the edit is pretty rough. Can't imagine why though.

  • This is a great song. Those lyrics are great!! "Fool and the Gang", "Earth, Hot Air, and No Fire". "Crazier than a sex maniac in a whorehouse with a credit card" Superb!! Thanks for this post.

  • Funk used ta' be a baaaad word....and now these so-called 'artists (also known as [c]rappers)' can't make a decent song wit' out addin' an element or 2(...hundred) of the funk to their works. Credit is LOOOOONNNNG overdue to legendary architects of great music, especially to these brothas right here.

  • "brand new funk!"

  • Took me a while to get this funky funk rhythm down! The guitarist plays an A7-9 chord on (1) 1-e-&-a, (2)&, (3)&, (4)e.

  • This version is missing the first verse about the bull and the cow

  • this is the type of funk that just won't die! the good shit.

  • What's in the bag, bitch?

  • @Daim0th lol hell yeah!

  • I like fat back - laughin' atcha" - skin it back and monkey it

  • I wonder if these guys did drugs

  • @obscenecommenter Yeah man they did drugs a whole lot of drugs ya dig.

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  • It turns out that "Little Miss Muffet" was hallucinating and saw a talking spider because her brain was resisting the functions of Glutamatergic reactions in the cerebrospinal fluids which led to those schizoid hallucinations. ...don't try this at home, but scientist are researching the cure that George and Little Miss Muffet did field studies on in the 70s and a breakthrough "clinical" treatment is projected in 3 to 4 years.

  • funkadelic is so bad!!! lol george was a stone cold trip.

  • Crazier than a sex maniac in a whorehouse with a credit card.......

  • Funkadelic Was Having Problems With These Groups. When They Played With These Groups They Would Find Their Equipment Fucked Up.

  • anyone get the "sittin in the woods up on a log finger on the trigger my eyes on a hog and i sat back laughin at ya" lyric?

  • Everybody funking and don't know how.They cut my favorite verse

  • "have no fear, macfunk is here"

  • "...Dat sucka dentin' want cha'll to dig on him cop'n somma dat p-blow"...70's lingo @ it's finest!

  • hey smoffiss that shit is funny

  • Earth hot air and no fire!! (Earth wind and fire)

    Slick and the family brick ( Sly and the family stone)

    Snufus (Rufus)

    Fool and the gang (Kool and the gang)

    Godmother,Grandfather (Godfather James Brown)

    Say it loud im funky and im proud (Say it loud Im Black and Im proud)

  • @funkality George Puke (George Duke) That one was on the back of the "One Nation"album.

  • @funkality THE FRIST DISS TRACK!!! AND NO ONE GOT SHOT!! HOW ABOUT THAT!!? SAY IT LOUD !!IM FUNK AND IM PROUD!!!

  • @funkality

    also "doing it to death" ,a JB song:>

  • @funkality xD i always wondered what they thought of the other bands

  • they cut the first verse of the song

  • This has P-Funk written all over it.

  • whos the LONELY motherfucker that can dislike this perfect song.

  • @dartisone A M E N to that!!

  • i member i fell asleep at the berkely show after climbin all them fences with my boy kendall ray jones and then i saw everybody, amp fidler was playin then..he was playin with jamiraquai as well we saw all that shit and george clinton is a motherfucker and that shit was deep

  • Crazier than a sex maniac in a whorehouse with a credit card..........

  • 45 version

  • 3 minutes, 32 seconds of pure magic. My #1 Song, whatever may come.

  • say it loud i'm funk and i'm proud!!! i love your parliament funkadelic

  • The 1st verse is missing

  • "Sittin' in the woods upon a log

    Got my finger on the trigger, my eyes on a hog,

    and I sit back; laughin' atcha"

    After hearing this for 35 yrs now, it STILL doesn't make sense. Funky tho!

  • REAL funk,is a rare breed.

    Elasticated

  • Fool and the Gang, damn good song!!!

  • I love this song and thank you for positing it but it's been edited. If I remember right the opening verse is "everybody funkin' and don't know how, you should've seen the bull when he funked the cow", am I right ya'll?

  • @rievans57 yes you are very right they should not alter the funk like they did when they left out the begining of maggot brain i have tasted the maggots in the mind of the universe and was not offended for i knew i had to raise above it all or drown in my own shit the funk should never changed

  • @rievans57 - "Talk about funk and don't know how; shoulda seen the bull when he funked the cow; funked her so hard she began to smoke; bull said 'Let's get in the bed and funk like folks" and I'm laughin' atcha - 'Ha Ha!'

  • EPMD-im mad..

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  • Just download this song off I tunes it is missing the first verse.

  • @Mr59616159 u right (see above).................

  • i love this!!!!!!!!!!

  • are there 2 versions of this track? i have a compillation somewhere and i'm sure it's different

  • Quite simply-The Shit

  • anyone know where i can find the guitar tab 4 this? plaese reply

  • This song used to crack me up. Dissin', jonin', throwin' shade, laughin' at ya. All funked up!

  • what happened to the 1st verse?

    "Everybody funking and don't know how

    They shoulda seen the bull when he funked the cow

    He funked her so hard they saw some smoke

    He said, let's get in the bed and funk like folks

    Laughin' at ya (ha!)

    Funk used to be a bad word"

  • what happened to the 1st verse?

    "Everybody funking and don't know how

    They shoulda seen the bull when he funked the cow

    He funked her so hard they saw some smoke

    He said, let's get in the bed and funk like folks

    Laughin' at ya (ha!)

    Funk used to be a bad word"

  • Its missing a part. "Everybody funkin and dont know how...shoulda seen the bull when he funked the cow"

  • @sunmanken1973 Yep...you caught it too!

  • That Guitar STRUM/Groove is SICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • anyone got the guitar tab 4 this? or where i can get it?

  • Watchu youngsters know 'bout this????

  • My all time favorite Funkadelic album. Playing is superlative,songwriting in it's classic period & production values r on point. 5 Stars

  • We need to bring the FUNK for sure.

  • It's a shame that funk is ' DEAD'. James, & George kept it alive for a while. Roger, Gapp band, & Rick James were the inovotators of funk.

  • @rickames Funk will never die! =)

  • @silverguitartom Brother either I'm in denial or you are. I haven't heard funk on the radio in almost decades. When I heard 112 use the synth sound with the song' Peaches & Cream that was the only reason I listen to it., the heavy synth sound, but it wont' funk. I love it, miss it, but it's dead!

  • @rickames Well to be honest the radios are so full of crap these days I just don't listen to them full stop, but Funk will always be here though. =)

  • what about the man from peru who fell asleep in his canoe and you know the rest

  • Never needed drugs to get high. All I had to do was put on some Funkadelic!

  • that's why it's the perfect music to get higher to!

  • I like the guy in the canoe in Peru with the goeey Venus tale.

  • @MrsPlanetMaster Thats Take your dead ass home

  • @dantoine93 you're only 22, how do you know???

  • @MrLordbaltimore becuz i come from a family that lives for music so ithink i know what im talkin bout

  • @dantoine93 Baltimore, lose your ego and age-ism. Dan, lose your pride. Everybody just dance, you fools.

  • @MrsPlanetMaster there once was a man from Peru who fell asleep in his canoe, he was dreaming of Venus and took out his penis and woke up with a hand full of goo...lol classic I love it too.

  • @MrsPlanetMaster Unique, quality, beyond can only explain this music for I am a Funkadelic

  • @MrsPlanetMaster

    Everybody's funking but dont know how, you should have seen the bull when he funked the cow, he funked her so hard he saw some smoke,said let's get in the bed and funk like folks..... Anyone have this song complete?

  • and the hook says' "Laughin' atcha' HAHA!

    George was so deeply committed to the axiom free your mind and your ass will follow...this track is basically a challange to all of his contemporaries to funk-up or shut-up..."cuz they fonky in the white house too..."! D'Original Beef=Hilarious!

  • Amazing!

  • It sure is! Takes me back. Wow!

  • Hey Smufus, Tell me somethin' Good!

  • @cratedigga100 Snufus. A reference to Rufus.

  • I'm funk and I'm proud! ;)

  • Doesn't this sound like a retro diss song. I wonder what the artist he makes fun of reaction to this song was. I laughed when I heard it. They probly did too. ;) That's what I call getting called out on vynil

  • @Blaquemajeek Sounds like it because it is.

  • u know this song reminds me of one hell of a LSD trip i once had... im not going to get into it its mad long story but this song reminded me of the butterflies that were 10 feet long n 10 feet fat they were huge but they fluttered across the sky n music notes followed behind them n this catchy funk riff was playin in my head yeahh *smokes another doob* ill be ight

  • "Hiya"! is "Oh Yeah" played backwards!

  • every body funkin and don't know how they should've seen the bull when he funked the cow he funked her so hard he saw some smoke he said lets get in the bed and funk like folks lauging at cha

  • why on EARTH would ANYONE wanna compare Earth, Wind, & Fire to Funkadelic? anybody that appreciates music & the authenticity of a groove, knwo BOTH these Mega bands made an unforgettable contribution to american history of MUSIC. yes one is purely funk, while the other is purely soul. they so different & so relevant. why choose?

  • They call us the FUNK MOB! ;-)

  • @cmMerlin Tell me something good.

  • Funkadelic changed my life- there's no going back after you heard 'Free Your Mind and your Ass will follow'..... I became a guitar toting motherfucker from hell because I was in awe of the Detroit Funkateeers. God bless America

  • "Crazed as a Sex Maniac in a Whorehouse with a Credit Card"!!!

    George was definitely on it with this record!!!

  • Little miss muffet sat on her tuffet snorting some THC

    Along came a spider, slid down beside her

    Said: what's in the bag bitch

  • "Let's take it to stage SUCKA!!!" dope stuff from waaay back in the day...

  • haha damn my drummers dad has the original vinyl its awsome

  • too bad this is the single version with the first verse edited out

  • Sittin' in the woods upon a log;

    My finger on the trigger, my eyes on a hog...laughin' atcha. LAUGHIN' ATCHA!

    gOOD gOD :-S

  • i hope you ok

  • This song saved my life. Always my #1.

  • if u watych thos while listemning to this funk u can almost make out the small; sendsible, monmey tree from next friday and. aslo the friday after next hahah ofcorse u , dont u knowe, come in here dear boy habve a cigar yer gonna gfo far, yer gonna funk high, we call it ridin the gravyy traiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin!!!!!!1111!!!­!!!!!1

  • The funkiest jam i ever heard was night of the thumpasorous people at the municiple auditorium in KC MO.......we where all sitting waiting for the concert to start......when bass started thumping the funkist tune (vibrating the roof off that motha.......the funk lifted us all to our feet...gagga-googa..... Check it out!!!

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  • all you un-funky foes that can't feel this, ask you momma......whats in the bag bitch

  • I remember when this was first released, it blew everybody else out the water. This was our introduction to FUNK. And that it is. Still sound great. Uncut and Raw Funk on the highest level.

  • Hey funkateers: Hey just would have love to seen a concert just show casting the funkadelics and not the Parliament music. I love both music styles, but combination of rock and funk is great. Who saids a funk band can't play rock!!!. Hazel, Hampton, Shider, Blackbyrd, and Goins, exchanging guitar licks.

  • can sum1 tell me another funck band of the same legue as red hot cilly peppers or these guys, i would prefer sumthing a little bit hevier

  • this album turned up out to the funk, now i believe

  • Grandfather... lol.. ruthless..

  • Geoge Clinton is amutha fukkin' genius!!! Thanxs b 2 da Funk 4 which w/out we couldn't P!!!

  • Messin with that ol' Green Dragon 78'-80'

  • Hiya! is "Oh Yeah"!,played backwards!

  • would you believe i still have the original vinyl?

  • Of Funkin' course, i have all of the original vinyls! True funkateer don't smoke and tell! if u ain't funkin' ole skool style, u ain't sh*t!! Funk "used" to be a bad!! peace

  • laughin' @ cha....

  • cold blooded

  • James Brown the creator of the genre of course Sly and the family stone, early kool n the gang the fat back band, Mandrill n whole lot more not so well known early funk bands. George Clinton n his crew were more rock like with it especially with funkadelic he says himself that funkadelic was more like a black rock band and parliment was more the

  • u kno there so many types of funk its almost hard to compare the different styles it just depends on wat u like more me personaly i dig p funk n love it but im more into the early deep funk like early EWF (which ever one seems to seelp they had a very heavy n deep sound when they started but became more clean n polished later on down the line)

  • your definitely right, ive read a couple of books on it lol, cause im a geek, Funkadelic and James Brown would be described as jungle funk (more organic), and bands like EWF would be described as sophisticated funk, bands like EWF and the Bar Kays really polished their sound, but taking out the ruff guitar funky sound, and only keeping the heavy bass, hence disco lol,

  • ur right but lets not forget as i mentioned in the post before that bands like EWF and the BAR KAYS had a deep organic sound as well listen to some Pre 74 EWF or some early 70s lates 60s Bar kays n ull see that they were taken what james brown was doing n putting there twist to it.

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  • Typo: You guys know that I meant girlfriends!

  • Yeah Funkadelic was fucking with other funk groups. They did it all the time! When I was growing up in Detriot we would DJ for partys and the college type kids would hate when we put on Funkadelic. They were into groups like EWF. Dont get me wrong EWF was great. But P-Funk was for us Ghetto type kids! Its funny though. We would always wind up leaving with the college boys girlfreinds!!

  • this was the song that got me hip to the funk mob.

  • high school times...in houston, saw them 2 times.

  • I LOVE ALL THERE COVER ART WORK looks like THE EXORCIST "help ME " or what ever the demon wrote on her stomach lol I LOVE THERE own way of music "BETTER than THAN now" i started LISTENING to them like when i was 8 and I ALWAYS WILL BE UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF FUNK NATCHURE .....

  • And I sat back, Laughing at ya! Crazed as a sex maniac in a ho' house with a credit card. Crazed indeed!

  • BTW, this is the clean single version, the crucial opening lines 'everybody funkin that don't know how, should have seen the bull when he funked the cow...' etc. are missing.

  • This track is funny though, but it didn't affect the record sales of anybody he dissed. In fact EWF started getting bigger arounf this time. I'm only 29 but I'm up on the history. George hated EWF at first because of all the airplay they were getting. I guess both groups enjoyed the same type fame and sold out shows around the world. Your right EWF made sense we all knew what they were talking about. P-Funk tracks were the result of coke and weed. Clinton said so.

  • George Clinton did not hate EWF.

  • Yeah I have a live version where that line is used...lol!!!

  • actually,he'd hadn't the slighted idea who p-Funk was,one of the vocalist told him was we were playing.when my brother and I came out,my dad ask us "What this about y'all playing some kind of Funadely..True Story.Today my brothers and I still laugh about it.

  • Aint notin' but a thang,til hangin'in da Shel town

  • ewf was funking on their early days but they crossedover and made all those freaking ballads and disco tunes, sly was living up to his name, james was hounded by the government, kool and the gang was straight up disciples of the godfather but yes they too fell into placebo syndrome so did rufus.

  • I only recall "Boogie Wonderland" as there sole disco tune. Fill me in on the other disco tunes. They were not a disco group.

  • Boogie Wonderland was By Earth, Wind & Fire

  • are you kidding " boogie wonderland" they were a funk band . that was earth wind and fire you are refering too.

  • Actually, it's " I like Fat-Back".

    Sitting in the woods upon a log

    My Finger on the trigger, my eyes on a hog

    I like Fatback, Laughing atcha..

    From the Land of the P.

  • kinpupalic,

    I'm not trying to stir up any animosity or anything but if you look up the "Lets Take It To The Stage" lyrics on the Internet, you will see that its "I sat back". But either way, the context is that they were coming for the other funk groups.

  • It's ok phoneke, sometimes the translations were wrong. I'm from Plainfield, I know and I grew up on PFunk, went to school with the Kevin Goins, the younger Shiders, Quazar. Put on a good set of headphones, play it again and see if you can hear it. And then think to yourself why you would be hunting hogs in the woods? Peace.

  • I like fat back would be good to

  • "Sittin in the woods upon a log

    My finger on a trigger my eyes on a hog

    I sat back

    Laughing at you"

    I use to listen to this song all the time but didn't know what they were saying in the background. Now that I do, it makes so much sense. The groups that they were talking about were like fat hogs that they were about to gun down. Metaphorically of course.

    In other words, they had their time in the light but it's time for Funkadelic. And if you dispute it Lets Take it To the Stage Sucka!!

  • lol i didnt kno wat they used 2 say either until i asked my mom

  • Earth Hot Air and no Fire Ha Ha HA!!!...

    got to love the lyrics! Say it loud I'm funk and I'm proud!!!

  • I remember in 1977 I used that guitar riff in one of my father gospel songs on stage at the Holly Oak park center in Shelby NC..the Crowd went wild,,but I got my ass whooped that night..O the memories.Lol

  • Ramone Fulwood (Tiki) drummer played on this track not Jerome E. Brailey (BigFoot) sorry about the mishap .....please don't stone me

  • ......NewIffy.... I stand to be corrected....Jerome E. Brailey (BigFoot) did not play on this song......The drummer on this track was Ramone Fulwood (Tiki).....both are great drummers ........Great Songs Live Forever

  • ...... on drums Jerome E. brailey (BigFoot).....good work ...pep

  • This is a funk diss record.

  • NO DOUBT! LOL! "Slick and the Family Brick", "Earth, Hot Air, and No Fire"; "Slufus"; and "Fool and the Gang." Well, it was just George being George and having some fun at the competition's expense. Of course, George knew that HIS band put on the wildest live shows; this song was his way of laying down the gauntlet. "If you think yo' funk can hang with MY funk, well...LET'S TAKE IT TO THE STAGE!" Never mind that he took the "Grandfather's" band and made them even FUNKIER!

  • lol!!! He called James Brown the "Godmother"...He was high as the sky on this song.

  • Don't know about "Funkier" but definetly in a different direction!LOL!

  • 2 Badd we couldn't see the both of them on tour 2gether !!! That would be 1 Hell of a tour !!! Just Image....,"EW&F & P-FUNK" on tour 2gether !!!

  • I'm so there!!

  • lol!!! it's funny but we all know that as good as Clinton is, he can't touch Maurice White.

  • I don't think thats true at all.I think there is no dought that

    Maurice innovated in a slicker & tighter way,but George's overall vision has been more enduring historicly.The concept's i believe were more clever and also subversive! They both where groups with a genius leader as well as genius players though.

  • So why isnt P-funk in the rock and roll hall of fame?

  • They surely are my friend. They were inducted by Prince i believe in 1993! Let's take it to the stage!!

  • Ok. I didn't know. Well both groups have made a contribution to music. I like Parliament but EWF just made more sense lyric wise.

  • I agree they both were innovative & powerfull,I just think that P-funk has had the more lasting impact.Having said that i saw EW& F when i was 12,(The All & ALL Tour)& it blew my head off.They were much more precise than P- Funk.

  • I'll be honest. I was more of EWF fan as a kid. I kind of looked at the whole P-FUNK thing as a bunch of silliness; great music but SILLY. But around the age of 20 (1994) I bought COSMIC SLOP, LET'S TAKE IT TO THE STAGE, and P-FUNK ALL-STARS Live. Totally opened my eyes, ears, and mind. TOP-NOTCH musicians! I realized that there really WAS something much deeper than what I had always regarded as "silliness." There's a whole philosophy in the grooves. GOTTA listen to the WESTBOUND stuff.

  • The classic Parliament Albums as well(Mothership Connection-Motor booty Affair).They are loaded with clever,ironic & satirical lyrics,& the most innovative & progressive music around.Bernie Worrell & the great horn section are featured more on these albums.(As opposed to the guitar assault of Funkadelic).

  • @rockjohnson80, EWF made too much sense. P-funk is timeless because they broke all the rules. GC, Bernie Worrell, Bootsy and crew developed a musical logic totally seperate from whatever else was going on, even though they used bits and pieces. Their records still sound fresh where other music from that era, including EWF, sounds dated.

    In this case, same guitar riff throughout the song, long keyboard bass notes, outrageous lyrics, first diss song ever? Who else dared make a record like this?

  • You know I like EWF and P-Funk, but I hate to compare them. I have been in countless arguments about this over the past 10 years or so. Both groups had their own style which nobody else was doing. That made them who they were. EWF IS TIMELESS TOO. What planet are you from? Honestly all of it sounds dated from both groups, but it's all good music so it never gets old. It's real music. Earth, Wind & Fire made sense because Maurice White did his thing. Don't sleep on the fire.

  • p-funk is in the rock hall of fame, they were inducted in 1997

  • obviously, u have been under the influence of a negative groove, cuz, if u was funkin' 4rl, u would know that George and Funk Mob have invaded the virgin walls of the hall and left P all over the place! if u listen closely, u can hearing the cummin'! Funk used 2 b a bad word, now everybody groovin'. just ask Ms. Muffet!

  • Your responding to post from nearly a year ago....lol!!!

  • I would agree. I've always kind of looked at P-FUNK and EWF as being the opposite extremes on the funk continuum/spectrum. On the P-Funk side you had groups like Cameo, the Bar-Kays, SLY (the originator), Larry Graham,and Rick James. At EWF's end, you had groups like Rufus, the Commodores, and Bros. Johnson. Neither end is "better" than the other; it's up to the listener. Of course there were groups that could go EITHER way: SLAVE, Ohio Players, Gap Band. It's all-good, though.

  • True brother. You just covered the entire 70's funk world right there. I never knew funk diss records existed until now.