Oblivion Glitch: DON'T TALK TO ME!!! I AM ERROR

[SirGamerTruth]

Either it really is a bug or an easter egg. In The Legend of Zelda: Adventures of Link, there is a person in the town of Ruto, who has a similar dialogue and virtually has no point in the game, (that I know of.) Bethesda is notorious for both bugs and easter eggs so it could be either one of those two options as to what it is.

[dannylad763]

haha clicked on this and it said an error occured please try again later lol!

[StarTrippaKilla]

I HAVE NO COMMENT

[13ullseye]

For the last time, toasters should not be used to record videos, for the safety of the eyes of any youtube user.

[iamawesome56781]

u know if you kill the lookout for those apostles when no one is looking and stick on their robes they treat you like your one of them and you get a quest from one to start an uprising between the apostles

[danhix1000]

and it was on xbox that the guy did it, same with me, i dont have oblvion for pc.

[danhix1000]

i actually had that happen to me once, i also found a dwarf in the shivering isles, but like, when i killed him, he died, GREW THEN CAME BACK TO LIFE!

[CodyTheIllusionist]

Wow. Your potato has great picture quality! Potato + Oblivion = worst video on YouTube

[TheXBOXHAT]

Hey, I've seen that before!!!!!!!!!! No shitting, I saw that once I just can't remember where.

[MrComCom1]

it has that cuz he use createfullactorcopy to create a copy of the real guy so he now has no greeting ive done it b4 to

[mrkoolguy555]

@MrComCom1 he said that he has 100% chameleon -.- its a glitch for most human enemies where you can talk to them. if they cant see you, they wont attack, allowing conversation.

[babby846]

das kam auch mal bei mir weil ich da eine mod falsch installiert habe...man muss einfach nur die dateien neu installieren

[tardoin97]

I would have just walked away slowly

[Rust2Gold]

I used to have a greeting, but then I took an arrow in the knee.

[MPSecare]

Legend of Zelda 2??

[JoshTehVideoMaker]

"i have no greeting" that's still a greeting in my book :D

[Jackloaded101]

can i eat your potato once your done recording

[wrestleclient101]

stupid bit**, i would have shot him in the knee...

[lauraperezcerrato]

I used to be an adventurer like you, and still am because the archer had no arrows.

[SunFlightx]

he just wanted you to think he couldnt see you

[randomness26778]

He is error.

[NonstopRam]

Like a ninja!

[legitchicken101]

wait right there! thats where you made your mistake, you should be playing skyrim

[likeppl]

@legitchicken101 Skyrim wasn't out in 2007.....

[simpsoncheat]

@legitchicken101

Someone needs to learn numbers.

[JoshTehVideoMaker]

@legitchicken101 ....4 years ago

[triggersprollie]

I HAVE NO COMMENT

[richboy65478]

if someone hasn't told you yet its from a deleted file

[rolandocbf]

I used to be an error, then I took an arrow to the knee.

[Mythodus]

I used to See oblivion bugs... Then i took an arrow to the knee

[Choon56]

Did he just ask you to 'take care'? HAHAHA!

[MikeAK147]

Wow a bug. Amazing.

[sakyla17]

Personality: 0

[BigPappaMac14]

that happened to me once as well on my xbox

[royambalada]

my God.... he's ugly AF.

[MrCommenter101]

Anybody else notice he is using a second controller?

[CameoLux]

@oHaiinexD Arena, Dagger fall, Battlespire, Redguard, Morrowind, The Shadow Key, Oblivion, and lastly Skyrim

[EvaVictoria1989]

DO NOT GREET

[Halorules7777]

if i got 10 million dollars for every pixel in this vid i have no dollars

[onarollof4]

this happened to me with the leader of the bruma mages guild capter house

[wwethemes46]

Filmed with a potato once again

[Breezy2Freshv3]

hey man, what kind of toaster did you use to record?

[maarc3D]

@Breezy2Freshv3 wow, are you the first one to ever say that? You fucking genius, youre the wittiest motherfucker ive ever seen. Oh wait, no youre not, youre a cunt.

[bananeskit]

Why are you playing on console.-

[jamie56795]

@bananeskit Because its a video game, and some people prefer consoles?

[bananeskit]

@jamie56795 Um yeah, but the elder scrolls are meant to be played on PC! Have a good day.

[0ocoolio]

@bananeskit Actually, The Elder Scrolls are developed on and for Xbox 360, the PC and PS3 versions are simply ports

[MakiMakipl]

@0ocoolio funny cos all of the first elder scrolls like 1 and 2 which you probably never even played cos u werent even alive then or even morrowind were pc only, yeah funny

[TheLukeFilms]

@MakiMakipl Love you're grammar kid.

[MakiMakipl]

@TheLukeFilms funny cos i aint a kid, and secondly i really dont care about my grammar while replying on youtube and especially to people like you or the guy i responded to earlier, plus english aint even my language, but not my fault thats all u speak lol

[TheLukeFilms]

@MakiMakipl Judging by you're grammar you are a 14 year old as of that you are lieing. Good job putting that on you're channel :)

[MakiMakipl]

@TheLukeFilms lieing? is that some new way of saying Lying? ahh i see, i shall record that in my notebook and use it whenever i get the chance too, FAIL and calling people 14 just shows have immature you are

[MakiMakipl]

@TheLukeFilms ahh and by the way “You’re” is a contraction for “you are,” i never knew people say thing like, "Judging by you are grammar"? well now i know that i am grammar, thank you mate ps. you should of used your ;P

[TheLukeFilms]

@MakiMakipl Sorry I ever dissed you. I just said nice grammar kid because you were talking like the people talk in the ghetto XD

[MakiMakipl]

@TheLukeFilms haha that is true at times as i do not take my time to shine with Grammar online, and dont worry its fine xD

[jamie56795]

@bananeskit See that thing in the video? Its a console. You know what's inside the console? An oblivion disk. That disk is and always has been intended to be used in a console.

[itshighfashion]

"Take Care"

[clairmontcreep]

What a wonerful conversationalist

[jfyvneld]

I love you, 240p.

[XenoAlbedo]

I dunno how you fix that on the xbox. I can fix it easy on pc.

[ThrowDownCrowd74]

240p we meet again...

[R33C399]

I HAVE NO COMENT

[PARTICLEZXz]

lol the best bit was 0:33

WTF

[GamZeR20CeNtRy]

hes on xbox u can see it

[rishmaCoolMACresa]

i don't have a commend

[malfunctioninghero]

Gya! I HATE how there is like NO hidden dialogue in Oblivion!! In Morrowind, if you freakin' calmed an Ash Slave, they were all insane and awesome-like; but there is a freakin' insane Argonian in a cave and: NO DIALOGUE AVAILABLE!!! Erugh, sorry you found another shamed dialogue fail in Oblivion history...

[WNxSasukeUchiha]

It's 'cause the dude is normally hostile, the never coded a greeting within the game. It must have been a bug that he appeared friendly to you.

[fireskin0]

lol

[coolmzn226]

That is normal, it happens when, you guessed it! NPCs have no greeting, normally happens when talking to an NPC who is normally hostile.

[B74ckR41n]

recorded with a calculator ?

[DualityKid]

if you notice in this quest, that alot of the people ctually have no greeting, i noticed it with maybe 3 or 4 of the NPCs

[Alissah2]

is that guy suppsoed to attack you? did you use the console to make it friendly? did you make a full actor copy? oh wait...youre on the xbox >.> no idea

[CodyGriffy]

who said you should live?

[AnotherSchmoe]

We all have days like this.

[loosekarrott]

THAT GUY LOOKS EVIL AS FUCK

[FokkerTISM2]

If a character has zero dialogue defined, the game will use "I HAVE NO GREETING" to prevent it from crashing. If you have the magnificent mod SoVvM (TesNexus it) it changes the text to "This character has nothing to say to you" then exits Talking Head mode.

[GCyrax]

Thats just the way the game was made. You are not supposed to talk to aggressive enemies.

[deathmaster12123]

OK the only way that works is if you are invisible lol

[DVSPython]

Wot da fuk

[omgitshim]

I've never seen such poor social skills.

[zacharymop]

Late at night when you're super drunk playing oblivion this can really freak you out.

[MrYyelo]

Put on the heretic robes and go talk to a heretic the same thing happens

[qiman2]

He looks pretty pissed.

[crashnburner187]

Does the apostle realise he's talking to a SEEMINGLY DISEMBODIED VOICE?

[argreetha]

lol i love the wtf on the end:P

[liamjd1]

lol, shouldn't have spent all that money on patrick stewart.

[22frets1man]

@partyman147 lol this is oblivion we're talking about...

[TheGuitaristMetal]

What...the fuck ?

[iNF3RNALviDEOS]

this happened to me once all i did was came out of the shivering isles and go back into the shivering isles it resets the dialogue. :)

[xxbiohazard95xx]

I think if you knock him unconscious, it'll reset his dialogue? :o

[sarahbelle96x]

@187BURNZY. If he pisses u off so much just ignore him he's prob just some prep school creep who has no social life

[peaceman261]

It's not a glitch he just doesint talk

[TheDuDe536]

yea, thats like that if you try to talk to some of the mythic dawn too, when i got it i was in the sewers right at the start of the game, i went through this door that they come fromn and its just a room with 2 of them in it, but thats happened to me too xD

[Boneszee]

console noob recording his tv, fucking stupid

[thatotherfatdude]

@Boneszee its not meant to be high quality, he's just showing the dialogue error he has no need to get fancy with it

[pyromaniac343]

@Everyone

People from Ireland speak English. I am from Nothern Ireland and have bbe to Ireland. The do not just sit in the pub all day. The fact that anyone would use that stereotype just shows a lack of intellegence on their part.

[XRAWRimamooX]

why do people have to be so mean?

[noregrets92]

@XRAWRimamooX

if you're talking about 187BURNZY and Frostbite864, it's because they're insecure and have to result to hollow threats/insults etc.

[Frostbite864]

Faggot nobody wants to see shaky fucking footage of you pointing a video camera at your TV.

[187BURNZY]

@Frostbite864 your gay

[Frostbite864]

@187BURNZY You mean "You're gay." You see, "you're" is the shortened version of "You are" whereas "your" implies ownership of something. I laugh at YOUR stupidity.

[187BURNZY]

@Frostbite864 im guessing your a virgin........

[Frostbite864]

@187BURNZY Because I didn't flunk out of school and know how to use proper grammar? I guess that means that everybody who isn't an inbred cretin such as yourself is a virgin too. 

[187BURNZY]

@Frostbite864 this is the internet faggot im not writein a book.....man you need to go out make some friends and get some pussy what ever it takes.....you stuck up prick suck ma ballz

[Frostbite864]

@187BURNZY Haha. Looks like I hurt somebody's feelings. You may not be writing a book (although I doubt you could even if you wanted to) but it wouldn't kill you to pick one up every now and then instead of jerking off to old Tupac videos you incestuous Irish piece of shit.

[187BURNZY]

@Frostbite864 hahah ya stupid american pussy granted you wouldnt say non of that shiit to my face you little fagg hahah.........now go fix my spellings bitch!!

[Frostbite864]

@187BURNZY Yes I would say that to your face; right after I beat the shit out of you, gouged out your eyes and skullfucked you to death in front of your whole family. You're the one crying like a little bitch over the internet and you call me a pussy? Haha. You're a pathetic gangster wannabe who will never accomplish anything.

[187BURNZY]

@Frostbite864 your the one calling this guy a faggot your makein a video!?.......you know you wouldnt say that to my face dont fool your self you fatt yank think your a big man on the internet talkin shiit to me cuz i dont take the time to spell every word hahah you fuckin loser!! man i never killed a man but id fuckin slit your throut....your the perfect example of a fatt fuckin loser....

[Frostbite864]

@187BURNZY Lol I hardly understood a word of that. It's not even just your spelling that's bad. Your syntax sucks too. I'm not surprised that a faggot from Ireland doesn't know proper english. Typical eurotrash thinking all Americans are fat. Truth of the matter is that I work out and train in several different martial arts everyday. You're just angry because you're the load that should have been swallowed. I'm going to block you now. Enjoy being the son of a drunk, Irish whore.

[187BURNZY]

@Frostbite864 HAHA MAN ANYONE HEAR THIS FAGGET HAHAH......your an embarresment to yourself and your country

[Rebalnz]

how you stop this? i slept in a bed in shivering isles woke up and the dark brotherhood guy was there to start quest but he had no greeting so i never started the chain!!!

[MediPup]

It's a very common bug. Another reason why you should get games like this on Pc, not platform.

[Ryu12543]

I think I remember this from a long time ago.

[raztin1]

that happends when you use the cheat "movetoquestqt" to a quest that are in shiverling isles when you are in cyrodiil!

[MediPup]

@raztin1 How would he manage that console command on the 360?

[bboy1469]

Thats like getting a girl to come back to your place and when you get her in the mood "Oh whaddya know i have now condom"

[chickenmobile]

I found this guy without 100% chameleon. ?

[Silver7761]

@ibiz41 ikr :)

[Raven42222]

take care

[ibiz41]

it's not a glitch. it's an xbox 360. they suck accept it.

[baldian3]

@ibiz41 whatever console you play is worse. xbox 360s are the best of all the consoles

[jaaaaaaaaw]

@baldian3 Yet the xbox is close to using all of its potential, so you will have to buy a new console microsoft make. While the PS3 hasn't even reached up to half of what it can actually do. Face it microsoft are just ripping off their customers. They always have and always will. This is what people don't realise about the xbox, soon it won't be able to handle the improved games.

[Hardcorehenmar22]

@jaaaaaaaaw

this is not true, the ps3 has also reached its limit, for example with ff13.

[jaaaaaaaaw]

@Hardcorehenmar22 There has been no evidence to support that it has reached its limit, although FF13 looks awesome. If sony say it hasn't reached its limit I'm sure lots of people would want to try and prove them wrong, yet they haven't have they?

[ashilohman]

@Hardcorehenmar22 Actually, the only games to actually reach PS3's limit is MGS4 and BF3

[Varyalover]

@baldian3 besides pc ;3 owns ps3 and xbox ass

[anicked1]

its not a glitch.... they just are complete assholes

[automotiveDIY]

get candle at parapa palace... go west

[WastedTimeAndEffort]

Same glitch happen to me, except with a male golden warrior. Funny thing to is that he followed me around for the rest of the game everywhere I went, even in Cyrodill. Didn't talk. But he did attack enemies and self healed as well so it worked out.

[Warhog54]

WTF!!



[luckychram0076]

this happens to me on ps3 but only because i used the enchanted items glitch to get my personality and luck above 500 witch makes no people or monsters attack you unless you attack them, this guy has no greeting simply because you are not supposed to be able to talk to him

[hiopretiop1928]

USE A GODDAMN HYPERCAM

[DBAcursed]

@hiopretiop1928 He's on Xbox dumbass

[DrprofessorFrancis]

neither does Kadaj

[Nardiumms]

you are so dumb, you must have "movetoqt" while out of shivering iles then when you get in there EVERYONE says that... ug

[Eaglepwnsmuka]

@Nardiumms he's playing on xbox there's no commands.

[megabluegreen123]

that always happens

[danielxdglaciuus]

take care LOL

[reload95]

it happens to make the game not crash since it has no greeting so it plays that instead

[wasdfdedf]

I like the part when he says "Take care."

[CybeastID]

this happens if you bring the adoring fan to the shivering isles to.

I HAVE NO GREETING simply is a reference if there is no dialogue programmed. That way, the system doesn't crash.

[kermit368]

i was wandering around somewhere in the imperial city and spoke to a lady who flubbs her line, breaks character, asks to do it again...then does before letting you continue

[wrestlerdudes0628]

i remember that

[Newyorknack101]

this happens with zombie mod when u try to talk to an angel

[ArcaneDragonElf]

that happened to me once, it was a glitch that happened after i cloned myself ten times...

[DeathWrench]

That just happens when you talk to certain NPC's without an actual dialogue connected to them. Bandits, Vampires, and Daedra all have dialogues.

Usually NPC's in the testing hall have the dialogue you witnessed.

[adamrules01]

he obviously does have a greeting saying i have no greeting is still acknolweging your there

[bazza667]

This whole "I have no greeting" business was put in to prevent the game crashing when you initiated dialogue that you shouldn't be able to afaik.

[SlightlyMakalaka]

if you go into the jail where you torture that guy in the shivering isles, and you have the flying cheat on, the same thing happens.

[Terrorist12341]

I liked this video because you're not a f***ing kid

[Runescaper970]

392 people have no greeting

[HotshotKilla57]

9 for what the fuck

[Masterlink981]

Reference to Adventure Of Link.

Mr. What the Fuck....

[WorldWalker128]

I've had that happen several times. Usually when I was doing Dark Brotherhood missions or sneaking through bandit-infested dungeons.

[ScarkProductions]

391 People are Error!

[flamon666]

@ScarkProductions now 392 is error yes this guy is Mr. Whata Fuck

[ScarkProductions]

@flamon666 hug?

[flamon666]

@ScarkProductions nope its wanna be a kind of a joke :D

[ScarkProductions]

@flamon666 so.. no hug?

[RyuHinotu]

Reminds me of one guy I once made: I made him as strong as possible with cheats because I thought it would be funny to have a guy who could knock the **** out of everything. Then I gave him 100% chameleon and suddenly I could talk to guys who would normally try to kill me no matter what I do. It was odd.

[mitomen2000]

Your personality skill is under 0

[bucosfan]

u idot! It's because u used cheat to teleport trought cyrodill to SI

[lawliet316]

@bucosfan that is not always the case like cape2020 said if you have a high enough personality or fame that you are able to talk to normally hostile creatures they will say this to prevent the game from crashing. You also spelled idiot wrong.

[StrictSnow]

@bucosfan lolwut

[narutokan]

The next time someone I don't like tries to talk to me... I'll respond with: I HAVE NO GREETING.