Rediculous! Christian side hug with lyrics!

[JAMAICANB4CON]

thumbs up if you only read the red words!

[trythinkingnow]

This is so your fire engine does not make contact with her hoo-ha or his creation wand....I guess...

[vspqbd]

2:34 Of he Jesus didn't! Why would he? He had hot smokin' harlots kissing his bare feet.

[TEMME101]

i find it funny that christians say that sexual thoughts are bad and make this shit when it says in the bible to be fruitful and multiply .

[EmielM94]

Religion sucks. that's all i can say

[halfmanhalfmetal]

What's with the comments on screen? It's uneventful to riff a parody. 

[Devious12253]

I'mma' hug Jesus with my Christian side hug.

[TheEggacy]

fking white people..

[halfmanhalfmetal]

@TheEggacy "fking white people.."? Fking rap. Rap shouldn't be perfomed by anyone.

[darrouken]

@halfmanhalfmetal Two wrongs don't make a right and you can't argue an opinion.

[halfmanhalfmetal]

@darrouken You're right, I can't argue somebody's opinion. But if somebody says something racist, I'm going to him that it make it makes him uncool.

[mrugod]

I just to christian side hug my wife ... but then i took an arrow in the knee

[tbtregenza]

"I watched this video on youtube with my reverend / he saw the end and turned to me: that there's divine intervention"

[notnerdiforthgrade]

so happpy they died and its fine to beat someone into a coma but you cant hug them???

[Shlepfulness]

so it okay to beat someone into a coma...but you cant hug them? fuck you gumby

[SuperbusAtheos]

Thank god they got shot.

[deejayalemus]

Virgins for life.

[cwechter]

smh



[TheBrautigans]

So it's sinful to hug face to face but fine to put someone in a coma HAHA AMAZING LOGIC...

[SweeTeaVee]

Still better than Bieber.

[Sc0ttPrian]

LOL

[Christian829]

Can't spell "thugs" without "hugs"

[iplaydragunity97]

after being shot they all meet jesus.

Jesus: hello EG

EG: wuts up lord!

Jesus: do you know y i called u home?

EG: no lord but im glad u did.

Jesus: I was getting tired of your musical blasphamy......but i want u to do something important for me.

EG: what ever you want m' lord.

Jesus: go sing in hell, nobody there believes i could make it worse for them.

3:)

[iplaydragunity97]

im a christian, and i think this is rediculous.......jesus gave hugs and kisses.....and wuts with the imperial march playing in the backround? they should mix this dance with the duggie: teach me how2 side hug........

[FLAMINGGASTLY27]

@MrBlackatheist You're very right. And although we differ in beliefs we can agree on this one thing right here. Crazy as hell. And yes. I will gladly join you. Hahahahahahahaha! XD

[eviljames12]

these thugs are hardcore

[ClintonC1991]

so shooting is ok, but no front hugs?

[Adroitism]

Mooth flow. Gangsta. Watch out DZK.

[nasty1182]

@DarkRising12 ok. do we get to SAAAD HUUUUU now?

[nasty1182]

SAAAAAAAD HUH

[nasty1182]

The power of concepts!

[knightofdreamz]

Wait wait wait....

So these guys are saying that Jesus never hugged a (unrelated) female but... we know he hugged quite a few (unrelated) men... so........ hummmmmmmm

Jesus being gay would explain quite a bit actually.

[GnosticAtheist]

@knightofdreamz Nah, jesus is immune, see, because he is god and shit. He can actually have wild anal sex orgies without feeling any lust at all, because he is THAT awesome and stuff, word.

[SuperBenzid]

@knightofdreamz Look Jesus used to wear a long flowing dress and hang out with a group of guys in the desert that he kissed. I can't see how anyone could think of anything inappropriate about such a situation.

[weswii]

@DarkRising12 im an atheist, but i dont think this is "hypocritical", what the they are trying to do is attract youth to your religion, most likely without success in this case.

This is pretty bad though.

[wrongturn320]

no mere words on this comment page can describe this ..god damn ....

[karretnen]

at 2:07...How about no crotch grabbin' to go with your no front huggin'?!?

[ThatCrazyStranger]

802 still hear the screaming of the sheep.

[arkonastriborg123]

you aint no rabbi you anit no priest, so rise up off me like the shortbread with no yeast

[XxgregfullxX]

This is good, but not good enough. You shouldn't be able to look at a woman until you've married her. Looking at a woman you're not married to is fornicating in your heart. How can we ignore that?

[ReptoidBoffin]

The best way to convert someone into an atheist is to show them this video.

[SompnBrurl]

@ReptoidBoffin hahahahah xDD

i used to be christian until i was 13 when i saw something like this live xD

[draculina969]

gimme that christian side fuck!:)))

[The1WeirdGuy]

God really does have a sense of humor it seems

[0326hkim]

this song is bad is so many ways. not only the beat, but i thought ruff ryder means something sexual. so you're a christian ruff ryder? what the heck is that? this song is a disgrace.

[danagirl23]

give me that construction side job....

[mindfreakloyal92]

Darth Vader doesn't approve.

[BtvsSpikeandDru]

Am i the only one who hears the star wars theme in there??!!! 1:03

[GreenSlates]

@BtvsSpikeandDru everyone can its so obvious from the start noone bothered to say

[aer71367]

I'm speechless..........???

[Fonzie8819]

I bet you none of these fuckers give christian side hugs.

[BreannaBrooke1]

I can rap this hole song

[SimonXR]

Word up! Avoid those front hugs, they cause STDs!

[FLAMINGGASTLY27]

Oh yea, and another thing. To all the people of YouTube and beyond. Please ignore the crazy ones. On behalf of all right minded and well thinking Christians, I just want to say we're sorry. It's just a select few that act a bit out of order. We're not all like that.

[FLAMINGGASTLY27]

1) The Imperial March? Oh heck no you didn't just use an awesome, classic, song like that! (In the chorus)

2)And this is why Christians are often given bad names. Embarrassing. Makes me look bad.

3)Like the comments said, where in the Bible does it say "And Jesus refused to front-on hug people" WHERE?!

Overall, I'm shaking my head.

[MrBlackatheist]

@FLAMINGGASTLY27 Dude it's funny as hell.Come on laugh with your atheist brother.

[BroJeetKune]

...GIMME THAT ATHEIST HAND-JOB!

[mhammer1777]

I HATE CHRISTIANS

[edgeofthewoods]

This is so much like the anti-drug group on that episode of South Park I wonder if they were actually trying to be like them.

"South Park is cool, right?"

[notsofatnow34]

i side hug my gf, ....when were spooning but naked in her bed.....

[Codeafo1]

@notsofatnow34 You spelled "butt" wrong...

[axel5735]

I'm an atheist and I approve this message.

[VaderVixen91]

the thing that upsets me more than anything is that the background music in the chorus is the imperial march.no......just no....

[gracemaryx]

So it's okay to beat someone into a coma but not okay to give someone a frontal hug? *facepalm* I'm a Christian and this just turns me off life, sorry

[grozde]

Now that was touching and lovely!

Of course, by "touching" I mean "moronic".

And by "lovely" I mean "ridiculous"!!!

[idreamofjacob1]

im christian, and this is hilarious xD

[baalynduh]

they give us a bad rep.

[magicalshark]

i give out christian side hugs <3 ....im jewish :P

[thecrazyreviewer]

Sure somebody has said this, but with the obama part, look up the video "terrorist fist jab". I'm sure you'll find what he's meaning and it's funny sadly.

[TheGuyGuyerson]

The red comments are worse than the video.

[Franktheman149]

Americans I presume *facepalm*

[awkwebum100]

@Franktheman149 Actually Christians. As in a religion. Not a nation. *Facepalm*

[sniperstar]

I'm a Christian and this just made me go *facepalm* You'd have to be a 12 year old boy to be turned on by a frontal hug ...

[saulstein]

so boners are UNnatural? hmmmmmmmmmm....

[The1andOnlyCG]

DEMOCRATIC SHIFT IN THE CONGRESS, PEOPLE!!!

[ScartMolotov]

Gimme Dat Twistin Butt Plug, Dat Twistin Butt plug...

[XxModernDayRaiderxX]

send these poser to mexico and see how there thug look works out for them

[mrhannibal231]

i will give you a christian side hug......WITH MY PENIS

[ushmo10]

i'm Christian but i don't believe in the christian side hug

[PulseReviews]

front hugs are ok with priests just not with everyone else

[ScartMolotov]

So we can murder our child to god to show devotion, drown every animal in existence save 2 of each species & crucify our only son to spread the propaganda but front-on hugs are out? :/

Some shit is scarier than the worst horror movies...

[ws1090]

@ScartMolotov what are you talking about? no one is murdering their children. but i agree that this song is ridiculously stupid and embarrassing

[ScartMolotov]

@ws1090 You obviously ain't read the bible ;)

[The1andOnlyCG]

@ws1090 a certain mister abraham was prepared to murder his son to fulfil gods wishes.

thats just horrific. he was prepared to commit murder of a child just because god told him to.

he doesn't deserve credit for that; thats not "faith", thats blindly following totally unjustifiable orders.

Logic'd.

[MrChoongman]

oh lord u guys make muslim extremists look good

[TomsFriendKake]

I wonder how many stayed "pure" until they got married? My guess is not many. Christians are the biggest hypocrites. Restraining yourself like this leads people to failure. The trick is moderation (with everything) and some self-control, but not to deny yourself from affection.

[PEAKTYMEZBLUD]

The thing is that if you only give people these Christian Side Hugs until you get married then you know what's gonna happen? Scroll up and type in "First kiss wedding" and you'll see how you will look in front of your family and the rest of the people on the day of your wedding.

[WhiteTiger1719]

what the fuck does this song have to do with the bible

[MirageDragon1600]

RUBBING DICK ALL DAY ERRYDAY

[fifafreak310258]

If you give front hugs, your dick rubs with your mate.

[thefallofbuzz]

This is stupid, but hilarious. I am a Christian and give frontal hugs. 

[MrRipstikGuy]

Fucking Christians are so stupid.

[NeedsEvidence]

What a nonsense.

[TheMykcal]

Yeah, Jesus said unto his sons (I need a Bible verse that disapproves with this video...help?)

[archounduser10]

im pretty sure jesus wouldnt give a sidehug.

[heathsawyer]

Leave it up to christians to pervert a human interaction. A lot ( not all) Christians are obsessed with sex,apparently the Christian god is very interested in everyone else's sex lives.

[cclifford1992]

C'mon side hug? FUCK HUGGIN AND GET STRAIT TO FUCKIN!

[lovemypop]

I don't even want to say anything for fear of being attacked. But I will say that I just had a really good laugh.

[TheMykcal]

@lovemypop Oh so did I and I think this proves that even God is a comedian. Hahaha XD

[Lon3lySt0n3r]

Ruff ryder definition via urban dictionary; Queer gang in the northeast, 1 man gang, in order to be a ruff ryder you must have a fasination for donkey porn and horse porn.by far the weakest gang in north america

[andlyndav]

on the original video

"Comments for this video have been disabled"

"ratings for this video have been disabled"

yep...posted by a christian

[Huddiethegreat]

Holy fuck listen you can hear the imperial march from 0:10 to 0:22

[TheMykcal]

@Huddiethegreat AWESOME!!!!!!!

[MrNoobophile]

You guys have it all wrong, this video is overwhelming proof that god exists! Only the power of christ would allow someone to perform a lame song like this with such enthusiasm and feel absolutely no embarrassment

[Hommeles]

@MrNoobophile Oh sweety...this video isn't proof of that God exists. It's just proof that some people, even in this age of time, are still very gullible.

[TheMykcal]

@MrNoobophile You got that right!

[2112Primus]

dat bass

this shit sucks, but dat bass 

[gadjox]

Are people supposed to rub against each other's leg like dogs do, or something? What if the hand touches the boob or the butt? I don't think they studied the mechanics of the thing enough before deciding to promote it.

[wingsofhope2]

no offense, but these guys are really white

[ejderha55]

retards. Hope you will get raped by an herd of goats and killed by weasels.

faggots

[furztierchen]

OP is a faggot

[Newenlightenmentnow]

Are these jesus freaks using the theme to the imperial march to promote their boner free world?

[Themasterbrain2]

I'm a christ beiliving theist who deconverted because of junk like this

BTW Jesus kissed Mary Magdalene on the lips regularly, which means these guys clearly never read a book in their life

[allerkamp007]

i was brought up baptist, now i'm a godless heathen.....i never heard of no crap like that.

[jimtube84]

Hilarious.

[YourLocalArsonist]

@derrenbrown100 I'll pray for you.

[d0ck47]

@YourLocalArsonist watch?v=-j8ZMMuu7MU

[brian4480]

@YourLocalArsonist I'll think for you.

[YourLocalArsonist]

Thank you for making all of us Christians look like idiots...

[DerrenBrown100]

@YourLocalArsonist you already look like idiots without this song.

[can0mark]

@YourLocalArsonist

Well in all fairness, we're smart enough to not group all christians with the sidehugging folk. At the same time, some parts of the bible do make you guys kinda look like idiots.

[420simpson]

those evil hugs. I hugged my grandma when she visited for christmas, that must mean it's a slippery slope to when I penetrate my grandmas vagina right?

[SupaAmi]

I just came here from watching R. Kelly's Bump & Grind video...

[knkout109]

2012...

[MikaelDryden]

My friend said: "I'm a christian and this is just weird"

And then I said: "I'm an atheist, and this is hilarious"

And then we lol'd

[ronaldkingly23]

>White People

[MSpwner2000]

U better be buyin babies, cuz no girl is gonna have one with you after this.

[salvador8702]

so its not ok to hug someone from the front, but its ok to send someone home in a coma.....Jesus is grand huh

[MintleafSYTYCD]

Gimme dat sinner front hug!

[arkonastriborg123]

@MintleafSYTYCD lol

[XBladeWingX]

this ranks up there with the dumbest things my ear has ever been exposed to.

[Cptundpants]

This can't really be....a real concert?

[McMuffin752]

@Cptundpants lol it is

[asparagusoffice]

FUCK YOUR SIDE-HUG!

I'M GONNA KEEP RAPING EVERYTHING >:D

[CODmodernwarfare2Man]

gimme that christian butt fuck

[jackass8711]

This is beyond terrible...not only are they stupid wiggers, they are also terrible rappers.

[ZZYXY456]

i give front hugs alot and not even once have i gotten horny, this rap group has it all wrong for me

[rlovesmac11]

Tha fuckk?

[NatsumiL]

Rebecca Black, I'm sorry I called your song Friday the worst song on the planet. No, wait, at least you sang a song. This ain't no song...O__e

[ChangeYourLifeMusic]

Oh man, lol

There are alot of GREAT Christian rappers out there...I get what their sayin about a side hug but, eh Its just personal preference. For those of you that think Christians can't rap just cuz of this, look up Lecrae.

[NewLimpBizkit2010]

@ChangeYourLifeMusic Lecare can rap but his beats are pretty terrible and generic. They just sound like regurgitated mainstream beats.

[ChangeYourLifeMusic]

@NewLimpBizkit2010 I wouldn't know to much of what main stream beats sound like, I was never really into rap until I became a believer in Christ like four years ago, and since then Ive only listened to Christian rap. But I enjoy the beats he uses, again its just personal preference I guess.

[17DarkBlazer]

so its okay to punch someone so hard he goes to coma, but hugging is out of limit???

[brian4480]

@17DarkBlazer In the world of jesus nuts....yes

[KaylaNoelle1]

if you tried to awkwardly side hug people they would think you are rude of maybe think you don't like them its a bad idea if a hug turns you on you obviously need some help

[ToyMachine22122]

If front-hugging is a sexual exploit, then call me Gene fucking Simmons.

[RaspberryIceT]

Y'all, I'm pretty sure this is a joke.

[swanhildatork]

i love that no one realizes that this entire song is satire.

[alexmrtsaccount]

what. im christian and dont do these side higs o.0

[Sporkman420]

o.....k?, did I just get brain damage from watching this? So.... I'm going to be put in a Coma if I don't Side Hug? is that the message im getting at 0:35-0:37 seconds? Its not okay to Hug someone from the front, but its o.k to put someone in a coma for not side hugging? only in america! hahaha!

[yamiarisu49]

This is a reason why we shouldn't allow churches to rap.

[PooPoo2U]

As a Catholic I desperately want to punch these people.

[woahhitsbriana]

lol im catholic, and i think its ridiculous. haha really? Giving hugs is now sinful? its hilarious.

[TheHateHarbinger]

What else is "rediculous" is the title's ridiculous spelling error.

[geyza0711]

CC PWND THIS :)

[AllanFenixBr]

Please, stop thinking this is serious. Have you ever heard of parody???

[crsini520]

@AllanFenixBr yeah, but it's not a parody. You know how they say "EG time"? EG stands for Encounter Generation, which is a real conference.

[TheIggyHiggins]

They probably all went and had sex afterwards.

[TheHateHarbinger]

I'm christian, and these guys are singing this for various reasons, but this isn't how they should be converting people. This probably wasnt even for conversion, but probably just a christian concert. But id bet 10$ that those dudes after the show, went and front hugged those girls. I know i would. BTW, Christianity is not a religion. Its a relationship with Christ.

[Michigan1985]

@TheHateHarbinger So you're an atheist with a relationship with another guy you read about in a book?

[TheHateHarbinger]

@Michigan1985 I see what you did there. Try trolling a little harder next time please =) It's pretty bad, work on it.

[TheHateHarbinger]

@Michigan1985 And by the way, if you weren't 13 years old you'd know that if you have a friend whos a dude, thats also a relationship. You just tried to be funny, and your damned ass failed. 

[TheHateHarbinger]

@Michigan1985 But you wouldn't know, because you DON'T have any friends =)

[Michigan1985]

@TheHateHarbinger Judging from your three comments it is pretty clear that my trolling was very effective. Score!

[pwnzyurfacesin32]

lol are they playing the imperial march in the background?

[MrMoby43]

im christian but people like this convert people to other religions

[TioPhillippe]

This is what atheist abroad see in america, americans ..

[Mrantichrist2013]

but jesus hugged so many people...

[MsSassyjazz]

Can you tell us where this is from? It looks similar to another one from the Church of Scientology

[infernityking1]

Christians are gay. Thats all i have to say.

[animezawsome13]

@infernityking1 ur gay thats all i have to say

[CBKslick]

how is show me your genitals on the side??---->