just a hello

[IQbelow20]

ever swalowed a bug?

[citizenkong]

@IQbelow20

Every day we swallow insect parts in our food.

[LapdanceNAhalf]

@citizenkong lol really? I never knew that.

[itsoverthemane]

Good to see you man :)

[citizenkong]

@itsoverthemane

Good to hear from you. You owe us some videos. Ha!

[Zoink888]

Put your normal hat on!!! Pounce!!

[citizenkong]

@Zoink888

A Fez is normal?

[fiwaszewski]

You're outside!!!!! I dont think ive ever seen a vid of yours outside!! Love it man..

Hope all is well my friend

[citizenkong]

@fiwaszewski

Yeah. I fell silly vlogging wearing a Fez in the out doors.

[yourrainebow]

Nice hat and ciao to you as well.

Peace~

Raine

[citizenkong]

@yourrainebow

Hello Raine!

[citizenkong]

@moomay1949

I have many disguises.

[ilene888]

Your beard looks really nice in the sunlight! Also ~ HELLO <3

[citizenkong]

@ilene888

Kinda ginger, aye?

[LORDwilliamsDJ]

Hello

[citizenkong]

@LORDwilliamsDJ

Ola!

[cisjohn2616]

A big cheers from Capt. John's Bar !!

[citizenkong]

@cisjohn2616

Thank you sir.

[StylidiumLane]

G'Day Dave, great to hear you are working, hope all is well.

[citizenkong]

@StylidiumLane

The job pays about half as much as my old job, but I love the people and the environment.

[StylidiumLane]

@citizenkong The pay isn't as important as the environment

[thespacemonkeyist]

Just a lousy little Hello! That's all you've got for us?!!

Well thanks, Mr superior Citizen Small Dong with even smaller testicles and ball sac! We're not worthy of a fez night, are we?

Has it ever occurred to you the amount of grief and despair you have inflicted on your innocent audience? They will be denied the opportunity to say "Yeah! Fez Night!", you dirty swine!!!

[citizenkong]

@thespacemonkeyist

That wasn't very nice.

[thespacemonkeyist]

@citizenkong

No, it wasn't very nice. But it wasn't very nice to not have a fez night, was it?!!!

Do you realize that on Sunday I left the following channel comment: on your page

"Yeah! Fez Night!:

Was there a Fez night? No!

YOU MADE ME INTO A LIAR!

MY HONOR HAS BEEN DESTROYED!

You are a DIRTY SWINE!

I feel offended! Are you going to apologize to me?

[citizenkong]

@thespacemonkeyist

I am flattered that you look forward to Fez Night. "My weekly video blog which I record every Sunday night (almost)."

[thespacemonkeyist]

@citizenkong

Do you know why I called you "Mr Citizen Small Dong with even smaller testicles and ball sac?"

I called you that because you have a small dong with even smaller testicles and ball sac.

Pops was right about you. You're nothing but a fifth rate wanker trying desperately to convince his audience that he has a big scrotum!!

You disgust me!

P.S. Please apologize to me.

[citizenkong]

@thespacemonkeyist

I think you may be crazy.

[thespacemonkeyist]

@citizenkong

"I think you may be crazy."

This coming from a man who recently starred in a French porn film called "d'or douche" in which he hides in a urinal in order to have some French man piss on his face! You are one sick puppy. Is this why you're practicing French? Are you planning for a sequel involving poop on your face?

[citizenkong]

@thespacemonkeyist

You know perfectly well that nigelcrommwell made that vid to hate on me.

[thespacemonkeyist]

@citizenkong

Do you take me for a dupe? How do you expect me to confirm that nigelcrommwell made that video? I'm not a magician! Unlike you, I care about the facts. I am all about facts over fiction!

I have never lied in my life until you caused me to lie about fez night. I have no honor anymore! Thanks!

The gossip I hear is that money problems led to your appearance in this cheap porn film.

[citizenkong]

@thespacemonkeyist

very srange

[TRIBGNIROB]

Still working? Damn! Thats 50 dollars down the drain. Only kidding!

[citizenkong]

@TRIBGNIROB

You should have put your money on six weeks.

[hydr0p0nic]

Are you in "Dexy's MIdnight Runners"?

[citizenkong]

@hydr0p0nic

Up until they took a way my oversize overalls.

[czarwright]

Cheers Bro =)

[citizenkong]

@czarwright

Right back at you brother.

[citizenkong]

@LambiSinClair

Oh oui! Oh oui! J'aimerais que. Wiggle votre bassin et de m'étouffer! Ciel!

[thespacemonkeyist]

@citizenkong

Chere citizen small dong!

Vous avez un petit dong avec tres petits balls et ball sac!

[citizenkong]

@thespacemonkeyist

Votre réaction qu'il n'y ait pas de nuit Fès est plutôt extrême. Vous lancent des insultes, puis attendre une aplogy?

Essayez cette stratégie sur les "pops" et il vous bloquer immédiatement.

[thespacemonkeyist]

@citizenkong

Je n'oserais pas attaquer Pops. Contrairement à vous, il est un vrai homme. Il a la normale des testicules et du scrotum.

[citizenkong]

@thespacemonkeyist

Ansin, téigh trácht a dhéanamh ar a chuid físeáin agus lig dom. Is féidir liom an chuid is fearr is féidir liom. Níl a fhios agam cén fáth a bhfuil tú buartha understan amhlaidh.

[thespacemonkeyist]

@citizenkong

Sorry I don't understand Irish. If Pops' balls aren't your size then why not comment on his page? I'm a simple man and do my best to tell the truth! Stop harassing me!

[citizenkong]

@thespacemonkeyist

very strange

[citizenkong]

@LambiSinClair

Bonjour ma chérie.

Vous êtes sexy. 

[angie112277]

Going to have some beers later!! You going to have one? ♥

[citizenkong]

@angie112277

I drank the rest of my Guinness yesterday for breakfast. I may open a bottle of Two Buck Chuck Shiraz later on tonight.

[angie112277]

Love the Hat!! ♥

[citizenkong]

@angie112277

It's my favorite every day hat.

[ridgerunner1able]

You look jus like a Hillbilly or a farm hand. That's a compliment.

[citizenkong]

@ridgerunner1able

My father grew up on a farm in Oregon, so thank you.

[ridgerunner1able]

@ridgerunner1able ah, if only ye had a Confederate Uniform..................I love a Man in uniform. hehe