Scorpion Shakes Hand with Crab

[lovelimyran]

noo poor crab, the scorpion looks aggressive

[xxxEMINENTxxx]

on the left you have the crab.... AND ON THE RIGHT YOU HAVE THE CHUCK NORRIS CRAB!!!!

[4lifebloods]

Lol the crab looks retarded with a missing claw and can only move side ways. Lmfao. Scorpions: more normal

[xxxEMINENTxxx]

THE CRABS LIKE "FUCK I CAN ONLY MOVE SIDWAYS,THAT LUCKY BASTARD"

[C1z2a3d4a]

@xxxEMINENTxxx lol, nice one! x'D



[xxxEMINENTxxx]

@C1z2a3d4a lolllll thanx

[TheGiantTampon]

crabs are so cute

[kdc43]

@TheGiantTampon Not when they're in your crotch hairs.

[iHeartJDBieber1999]

The Scorpion dosent want to let go =O lol 0:09

[theBBQninjaRocks]

It's funny. Though you do know that thoes animals live on opposite sides of the world, right? Other wise, besides animal abuse, it was pretty funny! Nice vid!

[BronBlackforge]

Crab is like nope.avi

[scooterpieXD]

Fiddler crab.. they wave those big claws in the air and the one with the biggest gets the mate.. for your scorpion u should have coconut husk and a place for it to crawl under because scorpions like to feel wedged into things

[redscorpion116]

they are even friends in astrology ;) understand ?

[MultiMaxpayne123]

0:12 sorry this isnt working out! its not you its me!

[hannahhaven]

That's precious

[thrillcka1]

Since then they became good friend

[xRevolutionary009x]

00:9

Crad: We cool man?

Scorpion: Yeah, We cool.

[knightryan22]

what scorpions breed? (:



[awsome1837]

that looks like a very healthy male fiddler crab good enironment

[kidd20grams]

Lol the crabs left hand is missing

[AK47CRAZE]

@kidd20grams the crabs hand isnt missing, its a fiddler crab. the "missing claw" is a really tiny clwa it uses to eat, it duels with the big claw.

[LeBaronDePropane]

How long were they together, and did they remain non-belligerent?

[CRjuggaloAZY]

@LeBaronDePropane only like another minute longer than the video

[h0w17z3r]

crab:why hello good sir!

scorpion:top of the morning to ye!

crab:oh dear look at the time i must be going!

scorpion:cheerio then!

[300tunes]

Crab: Hi there

Scorpion: -.-

Crab: Hand shake?

Scorpion: What is this shake you speak of?

Crab: It's like this... See shake? ;)

Scorpion: ohh okay

Crab: okay you can let go now!!

Crab runs away side ways.

[Zboy0112]

Can hermit crabs or those crabs be kept with emperors? Or will they fight and kill each other. The living conditions are similar.

[CRjuggaloAZY]

@Zboy0112 I dont think they can live together, esspecially not this kind, hes a water one, hermit... I dunno but I'm assuming that the crab would be pretty misrable

[RDdaNINJA]

What kind of Scorpion is that?

[Trollermao123]

-crab- Oh hi there :3

-scorpion- what the hell are you? You're like me except... smaller? Anyways you look delicious.

-crab- lol fuck that -shakes hand-

-scorpion- :|

-crab- lol don't mind me, just side walking away.

-scorpion- . . . . . :(

[iTzjuStWroNG]

Scorpion: Hey you a scorpion?

Crab: No Im not

Scorpion: Then what are you?

Crab: a S.T.D.

[titanollante711]

im a cancer.

[DareCrystalwater]

That scorpion must be so confused. He must be thinking, "Why can't I pinch him?!"

[djcsb]

Any one notice the crab is missing the left claw?!

[meadowluv]

@djcsb its a fiddler crab they have little tiny left claws

[andrewd1120]

Scorpion: good evening sir how are you today can i borrow a minute from you?

Crab: F@)- you and your welfare scam! I'm outta here

[lucario554]

Scorpion : hey what's up mad (tries to shake hand)

Crab : hey get away from me you giant messed up crab tries to get away

Scorpion : ugh come on

Crab : no (runs away)

Scorpion :  awww no one likes me! :(

[TheJeff799]

That is one big scorpion ya got there

[harryldey]

hey the crab is like the hand is on the bat

[p0kemonjohnny]

its a lobster not scorpion

[OneShotMatt]

@p0kemonjohnny thats a scorpion my friend lobsters to have stingers

[redgibson1]

crustacean vs. ...uh....arthropod? crab wins underwater lol

[lordcharlesespanto]

forever alone scorpion

[KawaiiKemonomimi]

"What do you mean you're not really a scorpion? You a crabvestite!?"

[coty734]

why would god make somethin that ugly?

[MrSpiky47]

@coty734 they're not ugly.. maybe you don't like critters.. but many find this pair "cute" :)

[kkmiguel18]

That crab obviously jacks off with his right pincer. xD

[TheScarsneverheal]

@kkmiguel18 bahahahhaha that made me laugh so hard omggg thanks broo

[heroineworshipper]

Some starving American already got to the crab's arm.

[raulromeropty]

@heroineworshipper lol, you dont know anything about crabs or scorpions........... it has a small arm...

[cavaliersfan08]

@heroineworshipper starving american? whatever happened to fat american?

[CRjuggaloAZY]

@cavaliersfan08 just cuz they're fat doesn't mean they're not starving they eat more and more and more and more! and still hungry! mmmm mmmmm mmmmm lol

[sailorsillystars]

Scorpio and Cancer

[roflcats99]

oh no one of th deadly alliances

[brownwidow1]

more like crabby shakes hands with drapion

[Hmraja]

i reckon the scorpion tried to attack and eat the crab, but its shell was too hard for it

[MsPoLaBeAr]

Scorpion: TOUCH!

Crab: No.

Scorpion: TOUCH!!

Crab: No!

Scorpion: TOUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Crab: NO! GET AWAY!

Scorpion: ...Sad face...

[DarkDragonStorm]

o.O this is a scorpion?? That's a monster!!

[GameeGirl]

Is it just me ? or is this cute as hell! OMG :]!

[AngelishAfyX]

awwwh reminds me of me and my scorpio boyfriend lmao. :D

[iHeartJDBieber1999]

@AngelishAfyX lol aww xD

[LAdumpsterbaby]

y hallo thar

[fadalisdestroyer666]

hehe cool handshake. guessin this was meant to be a feeding video too though?

[tinygangster66]

scorpio shakes hand with a cancer

[AngelishAfyX]

@tinygangster66 that's what i thought of lmfao

[8smoothcriminal8]

it sucks being a scorpio drawn to a cancerian girl cuz they always seem to distance them selves away why does it have to be so hard ??

[BanglishBoy]

@8smoothcriminal8 HahaHahHahaha

[popkorn2906]

@8smoothcriminal8 its also hard to be a cancerian guy if you deal with scorpio girls i feel the same you had said

[appleguy133]

what type of scorpion is that?

[leafninja247]

Scorpion: hey Baby, what's your sign?

Crab: Cancer, you?

Scorpion: I'm a Scorpio

Both: SOULMATES!~

[fijianmc1]

this scorp is so sexy

[htbsnipeteam]

Scorp: I want to make a new friend. LALALALA. Crab: hello scorp. Scorp: you can be my NEW friend if ya know wat I mean. Crab: ... AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Scorp: Why does that always happen? =(

[cyndaquil1595]

Scorp: Hey nice claw you got there

Crab: Thanks once i bit off a lobs..

Scorp: And this is very nice too wow

Crab: Um yeah thanks

Scorp: oh my why nice claws here what do you say ... i keep them

Crab: *runs away*

[Darl1n1]

there goes my dinner and i was so close T_T

[aznrevlazn]

hahah i think the scorpion was confused. Food or Friend lol.

[heydiahrea]

get in my tummy tummay tummay o yea

[bartman1337]

that was pretty romantic

[RPJess]

Scorpion: You're an invalid?

Crab: *sad*

[CelestialRayne2010]

hey, chill out with the bashing. you can read the title. you know what's coming. if you dont like it, then read the title and dont watch. real simple.

btw, <3 my scorpion though i just give him crickets

[cash4medaily]

thats not even a fair fight though.

[makavelishaman]

theyre saying "its cool man its cool"

[warrenlovesjade2010]

Scorpion:How do you do

Crab:Im OK Mate

[pudgeypigeon]

not cool

[scarwarsnow]

Crabs naturally are non violent creatures but they get very vindictive if messed up with. Crabs and Scorpions meet in the crevices as said

[Mrgettygirl]

I can't stop laughing over nypizzaman comment, lol! XD

[egosumdidact]

Scorpions usually rub their pincers agaisnt eachother like some sort of foreplay before mating. Your scorpion only wanted some love<3

[zeebra901]

Here you can see a crabs cousin, a scorpion shaking hands with a large claw crab

[supermaletperson]

Scorpion: Pinchie Pinchie!

Crab: Hey what are you doing?!?

[Tb0from314]

where did u get gladiator and the crab

[gta747]

theyr forming an alliance against man kind!

[jayh3r]

scorpion shakes claws with crab

[giagarex]

Gladiator:Hey mister Krabs wanna play STING!!!!

[TONYEB132]

scorpion must be saying were u going pussy

[finalario64smash]

the crab was like nope srry im a just move on and the scopion was like come on let me shake yor hand and the crab i dont just scopions lie you srry and the scopion but WAIT...... i just wanted to shake i never met a crab like you ;(

[RaiohTheHunter]

Scorpion: Well, he seemed like a fine enough gentleman, so I let him go.

[Austin76711]

Crab: HOLY SHIT! High scorpion: WUTTTTTTTT Crab: YOUR MICHEL SCORPION! High scorpion: No I am not Crab: then when I turn around dont rape me. High scorpion: Okay Crab: I SAID NOT TO RAPE ME! High scorpion: Sorry your claws look sexy Crab: EWWWW PEDOPHILE! High scorpion: I know you like it Crab: Yeah i do.

[Utubepirate]

your crab masturbates too much, look how much bigger that pincer is than the other (yes i know that's natural)

[mmgarza1997]

scorpions and crabs are different because crabs have two claws and the scorpion have two claws and a tail stinger.

[oreowithmilk1]

@mmgarza1997 oh really? thanks for that stunning report Captain Obvious.

[TheWowaddict97]

Scorpion: Well Hai Der ^_^

Crab: OMFG!! O.o

[xxxangelxxxxx]

love how the crab leaves sideways wahaahha :P

[therealetorin]

nice scorpion, im thinking of gettting one. can you hold them? i want a badass pet, but one i can interact with

[Mrbomber55]

if you want to interact with a scorpion get an emperor or pandinus imperiator not red claw they are very aggresive.

[Starwarfreak131]

Lol what kind of bedding is that

[TheresAGhostInMyBeer]

Hello Mr Crab

Nice to meet you!

[atomictrain513]

0:10 : Proposal gone wrong.

[ink4492]

@Bryan7401 hahaha fuggin awsome

[JasonJeezyJeff]

LOOOOL Wassup Pincers partner ? Just fine ! See Ya! Yeah dude !

[Graypaws]

Scorpion: Damn, I need to lay off the liqour. That scorpion is ugly as hell and has a deformed pincer!

[TitWarlord]

HA! its one of those crabs that has one big claw lol

[psiop7]

crab went "wop wop wop wop yuk yuk" (zoidberg)

[Bryan7401]

scorpion:wanna shake hands?

crab:sure

Scorpion:i have to tell you something

crab:wat is it...

Scorpion:...I AM YOUR FATHER

crab:NO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!!!!!!!!NOOOOOOOOOOO­!!!!!!!!!

thumbs up if its funny

[G0N2FARRR]

CRAB:*walks up to scorpion* i see you have pinchers aswell

scorpion: tushay

CRAB:* mines bigger

scorpion: Wanna claw out?

CRAB: *grabs scorion and says" no im good good day to you"

scorpion:*sticking up the middle finger"FUCK YOU"!!!!

[heelyguy]

i had a fiddler crab but it died yesterday. :'(

[rlswkwhagkejfwkdld]

Scorpion: Hello

Crab: H..hello

Scoirpion: nice to meet you *offers to shake hand*

Crab: oh..me too... *shakes hand*

*akward scilence*

Crab: I'll be over there...

Socrpion: yea, sure sure, go ahead

Crab: *moves*

*akward Silence*

[theawesomedudeful]

dude i though the crab was the scorpion and crab was the scorpion

[rocafella142]

Scropion: Hey der boy you have a purdy mouth.

Crab: Why thank you.

Scropion: Hey der boy you also also have a cute little pincer.

Crab: Thank you again, but don't touch me!

Scroption: Come with me and lets see if you have a cute little behind.

Crab: AHHH...Leave me alone! *runs away* mooooooom!!!!!!

[bluehorse1214]

Sometimes I think scorpions are crustaceans even though they're arachnids.

[Dakashizzlenizzle]

scorpion: hi

crab: hi

[nicolevins]

XD Awesome

[XItte90]

Scorpion: hey there little fella :)

Crab: EY! let me go

Scorpion: get your fat ass back here

Crab: NO, i dont talk to gingers!!

[naamhier]

Beautiful scorpion, why did you put the poor crab with it though? You could've killed it 1:

[mychuzzle13]

scorpion:what up young blood

crab:nothing much heres yo money home boy

scorpion:thanks later niggs

[thundertydus]

That would actually be a really interesting fight, gladiator vs several fiddler crabs

[fatcatscanroar]

lol rejectdid

[nguyenboy1]

Scorpion: hello my love, its a pleasure to meet a beauty like you!

Crab:(oh crap) uh...yeah...nice to meet you...heh

Scorpion:so tell me my love, where do you want to go day, Aquarium, my home...?OH! OH! i'll get you something to eat!

Crab: its okay...uhm...Oh, my friends is calling...see you next time!

Scorpion: hey wait! i have cookie ,dont you try one? wait...

[sushithekid]

Scorpion: u got da stuff?

Crab: oh u aready kno

Scorpion: pretend to shake my hand

Crab: ohh i get cha *winks*

the deal is donee!

[morenoaguileramex]

Scorpion: Whats up motherfucker

Crab: What you say nigga

Scorpion: Oh sorry man I didn't mean to say that shit

Crab: Better shit.... so you gonna go do some weed?

Scorpion: Hell ya... anyways dog piece out

lol -_- haha

[greenguard2468]

crab is so cute

[naamhier]

@greenguard2468 Hehe, agreed

[Rachiou077]

Im sure that crab found it's god

[MrSpiky47]

Scorpion: Babe just hear me out... please

Crab: Piss off, you're drunk again, I can smell it!

Scorpion: No babe, it's not like that, I care for you...

Crab: You're such a dick, let go of my hand!

Scorpion: Ok i'll stop I promise, starting next week!

Crab: Shut it no honey for you. I want the cage cleaned til i get back capiche?

Scorpion: *sheds a tear* why does she treat me like that...? why!?

XD lol...

[derekusd]

@MrSpiky47 have you been watching me and my girlfriend man??

[mkfan678]

@MrSpiky47 story of your life

[MrSpiky47]

@mkfan678 wow I can't believe my original comment is over a year ago :)

[CrazyMonkey1235]

@MrSpiky47 nice comment....i almost shit myself lol

[UnDeadSketch]

they gangster they had a secret claw shake

[ShippoFoxDemons]

Crab: Go Go Crabby Claw Shake!

Scorpion: *shakes* Sup' Inspector Crabby

Crab: Testin' Out my new weapons to beat the nefarious Dr. Big Claw!

Scorpion: Nice, Peace Inspector Crabby

Crab: Go Go Gadg- Crabby Sidestep!

*Inspector Gadget theme inserted here.*

[TexTK]

that crab has been masterbating too much with his right claw

[nintendoman677]

OMG you have claws to?

*Shakes hand*

[l33thustla]

lol it wanna give handshake...

[RSTdave88]

I really wouldn't recommend that, especially with the scorpion.

[l33thustla]

Recommend what, handshake, :P scorpion was trying to be nice.. :D

[RSTdave88]

Haha i still woulnd't wanna, unlike the crab the scorpion has another weapon :O nice display pic btw :)

[TFreviewmasters]

That was funny

[mikecheesy1]

that thing is like a lobster!

[azahnd82]

Scorpion - "Hey buddy"

Crab - "Hey dude"

Scorpion - "See you later"

Crab - "Later man"

[XironRules]

I love pizza

[Tirlp]

What i wanna know is which is your pet. The scorpian or the crab Or both?

[flipkid2006]

thats funny, 2 big claws shaking.

[FPSnMusic]

WOAHH!!! Is that a big ass scorpion or a tiny crab?

[Tirlp]

I think the crab's is still an infant

[Hapster95]

owned :p

[Musclebe]

CRAB: Hey how ya doin big guy?

Scorpion: Good how bout you?

CRAB: I'm alright, put her there.

Scorpion: I love you

CRAB: yeah...SEE YA!

Scorpion: But I love you!

CRAB: ....

Scorpion...*cries* I thought she was trying to mate with me

[takatanakata]

Cool fact:

Scorpio and Cancer are the best compatible match for each other. I know that personally ;)

[TheDoakes12]

im cancer :D

[DontMessWithJulius]

cool fact:

My foot and Your teeth are the best compatible match for each other. You will find out personally :)

[xXdeadlyoneXx]

The crab went to the bad side of the aquarium to floss its brand new air claw jordans & ran into the local thug scorpian thats always posted on that corner of the aquarium up to no good.when crab saw scorpian it was thinking in its head like"f*ck why the hell did I come to the ghetto side of the aquarium I should of stayed on the good side"& thug scorpian reaches out & grabs crabs claw & says"wad up crab thats A nice claw you got there can I have it"& crab says"no"! & starts running for its life

[gamehero77]

Scorp: Hi! I'm scorp Crab: Hi... Scorp: *reaches out claw* Crab: ? Scorp: shake. crab: okay, nice to meet you Scorp: *hehe! crab claws for dinner!* Nice to meet you too. *grabs with other claw* Crab: ! What r u doing? Scorp: I just-I just want to hug you...with my tail Crab: NO THANKS!!! *Runs away* Scorp: No! wait!

[derekusd]

@gamehero77 very lame mr spiky made u look so much stupider to. lol

[gamehero77]

@derekusd lol :P

[nolitan]

scorpion said " hi compadre how u doing "

the crab said " hi dude whats up ... well i hav to go c ya "

scorpion said " c u around amigo "

[ryojin13]

the crab said he left his oven on fire which in turn made the scorpion confused

[dharvic]

lol at the end its almost as if the scorpion is saying in is head "meh, not worth it" lol

[gromgrom777]

do people really think they're shaking hands? can we ban this people from youtube?

[rem11l]

thats A HUGE ASS SCORPION bigger than mine but its idk 4-5 years

[LordNoobington006]

its like

scorpion: hello there

crab:err umm hi

scorpion: i dont belive weve met hello:

crab :im late for the doctors

scorpion: the doctors isnt op..... he left next time i see him he is sooooo dead

[thunderizers]

Scorpie: you got a nice claw i ever seen^_^

Crab: You liked it?

Scorpie: Yeah! promise!

Crab: Gotta go...

Scorpie: Wait! I dont even knw your name yet! u insect

Crab: Just see u arround, i hope you'll enjoy where u r! as far as i concern, im not an insect.... *walk away

Scorpie: Gee, I need a friend hir...

[DontMessWithJulius]

ummmmm.....

????

do you fantasize about talking dog poop?

[gobackto82]

It's Like This Scorpion: "Hey come here, dude! Crab: "Oh crap, a scorpion." Scorpion: "Hey wanna shake?" Crab: "I guess." Scorpion: "Im Scorpio." Crab: "Im Cancer." Scorpion "Are you ok?" Crab: "Umm... ye- no I've gotta go to the hospital." Scorpion: "Oh wait you must mean the zodiac!" Crab: "No I don't im very ill." Scorpion: "LIAR!!!!!!!!" Crab: "Oh Crap!!!!"

[trustmeizold]

too be honest ii think the crabs just like ' OHH SHEET FUCK THAT lol

[loliver231]

oh crab :p

[gobackto82]

LOL!

[LokoLobo]

they both got big right hands lol!

[latapatia1000]

ha ha da first 2 comments were funny

[CapnJ1mmy]

The crab was all like. "wtf motha fucka" scorpiom " do not worry comrad I will make it.....enjoyable"

crab"fuck this take me back to the sharks nigga"

runs away

[kurtybain]

Scorpion: Crab...I am your father

Crab: Noooooo!!

(Crab runs away)

[rider5001]

Lol XD. Scorpion: Hello there are u new here crab: no I don't believe we have let's shake on it mister..mister.. Scorpin: Mr. Scorpion now would you kindly(LOL FIGURE OUT WERE I FOUND THIS QOUTE mwuahahaha) hold still and allow me to get closer. Crab:...umm I'll be over th- scorpion: I'm hungry! I will eat NOW!!! Crab: aaaaaaaah murderer murderer murderer!!!