How about the new "Used Diaper Phone"..."Hey Honey, I'm actually talking into a load of dump! Ya, it's a phone...really, I can't believe my eyes! I thought it was just a dirty ole diaper loaded with crap but, no...it's really a phone! Are you there Huston, come in Huston! Can't wait to show you the diareha running down the side of my face from ya, the phone...it's awesome!
"Hello chief, this is Clark." What is WRONG with you? Why would Clark Kent even HAVE a shoe-phone? In case the phone booth was occupado and he had to change into his Superman duds on a street corner, and he wanted to pretend like he was using the phone so no one would suspect? That doesn't make a LICK of sense! And SI, why wouldn't you let this poor schmuck have a do-over before putting him on national TV? At least out of respect for Don Adams.
They're supposed to be yuppies, and they all have IQs of ten-year-olds.
candidcameracat 2 months ago
OH SNAP AIR COMMAND Forces!! AIR ASSAULTS!! NIKE Cortez's!!
REEBOK BRING BACK PUMPS!! MAD FLAVOR OLD SCHOOL KICKS!
GunGemini 4 months ago
An on/off switch?!?! And it's free?!?!
jstohler 5 months ago
We've filled this ordinary shoe store with laughing gas...
JonasPolsky 5 months ago 3
this is before 911 when no one new anything
SippinSlide 9 months ago
that's like saying "you can have a free soda if you add $2 to your meal" haha
givepropstotherich 1 year ago 2
So...This is what people thought was funny back then...pathetic.
One guy was talking on it and said "Hunny! you WON'T BELIEVE where I'm calling from!"? .....Really wasn't that serious at all.
LaidbackPlayboy 1 year ago
If you actually wore it and stepped on a puddle...
Naiuhz 1 year ago
gonna puke :x
xXTiggaBoBXx 1 year ago
-It's free?
-It's free. [Guy walks away with it] No, no. You have to buy the magazine.
-What the fuck motherfucker! I asked you 12 times if it was free, and you said, "Yes, it;'s free."
igykalen 1 year ago 4
This commercial is probably one of the first attempts at reality TV.
QuantumStates 1 year ago
"it has push button dialling, mute button, automatic redial an on-off switch.." Wow! I can switch it on AND off!
Ponyo1976 2 years ago 2
lmao i have the shoe phone except for blue :P
ILikePlayBoyAndStuff 2 years ago
How about the new "Used Diaper Phone"..."Hey Honey, I'm actually talking into a load of dump! Ya, it's a phone...really, I can't believe my eyes! I thought it was just a dirty ole diaper loaded with crap but, no...it's really a phone! Are you there Huston, come in Huston! Can't wait to show you the diareha running down the side of my face from ya, the phone...it's awesome!
z0xz0xz0xz0xz0xz0xz0 3 years ago
"Hello chief, this is Clark." What is WRONG with you? Why would Clark Kent even HAVE a shoe-phone? In case the phone booth was occupado and he had to change into his Superman duds on a street corner, and he wanted to pretend like he was using the phone so no one would suspect? That doesn't make a LICK of sense! And SI, why wouldn't you let this poor schmuck have a do-over before putting him on national TV? At least out of respect for Don Adams.
steveasat2 3 years ago 2
Haha, I love your analysis. He could have at least said "Maxwell".
weirdal27 3 years ago
that was disgusting
biggiebeans 3 years ago
They should have made a gun phone. You really dropped the ball there, Sports Illustrated.
TD9001 3 years ago 2