Assassin's Creed 2 - To cross, you must pay the toll... with your life

[GameMasters1000CZ]

DRSNY



[19lemons93]

That's what I do to guards. I never kill them. I just let them SUFFAH.

Jokes. I just do that so I don't kill them. Its more fun to run away and let them chase you, don't you think? Watch their incompetence on the rooftoops :D

Great, now I want to go play the damn game.

[StarSeeker94]

This makes me wanna play AC II again :D I only have 3 trophies left so why not?

[aseticelite]

epic. really funny.

[quila001]

Ahhhh, Assassin's Creed 2. Long time no see, my old friend.

[blackkakari]

"Warning: Ezio did not kill civilians."

But he just did!

[purpleomlet]

Gee, Isn't Florence just wonderful this time of year?

[RatchetXJ0]

1:30 I wonder how those guards with metal weapons felt getting their asses kicked by a guy with a broomstick.

[smashingpumpkinsxD]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL­

[soaponaroapDG]

wow bad spleling, sorry

[soaponaroapDG]

You can slot people throats with a broom... And implae people on fishing rods. Best assassin ever.

[koncentrat87]

man you are crazy i like it! the movie was very funny :D

[chocobosROK]

There's no desynchronization. Therefore.... Ezio really did it.

[bren97122]

You don't agree with the toll fee? THEN JOIN THE REST!

[1234djmonroe]

4:35 massive sex couples!

[TheInateur]

@Goofbuck

Lt + B

[plecostomus483]

i used to be able to do that......until i took an arrow to the knee........

[koryano17]

@plecostomus483 assh*le



[plecostomus483]

@koryano17 why?

[DrKilljoy56]

A sickbay in the street. disease rampant

[L4Dgirlx]

ಠ_ಠ 2:24 one of your bitches survive. When I oush my hookers over an edge I make sure to get all of them...... ಠ_ಠ

[Catie501]

4:56 At this point the man should have considered NOT to attack Ezio x) Haha, hillarious :P

[ParanoidToaster]

When I discovered you can kill people with the broomstick (I picked it up by accident) I laughed insanely as I beat the shit out of people. Out of context, I probably look fucked up.

[GamerKids2011]

Wut the guy said shame on u :P

[TheDezembro]

every1 is having a lucky day :D

[raulserban27]

3:02  Minecraft

LOL

[Yaoimonk]

I beat you, with my mighty BROOM!

[goofbuck]

how do u grab a civilian? (xbox)

[TheDarkilller]

0:29 look what that guy is doing

[MrCommenter101]

"Warning: Ezio did not kill civilians". But he sure as hell beat the shit outta them.

[kagoon0709]

AWESOME

[TheSomehowe]

First minute: "My lucky day"

Next minute : *Gets killed*

WTF...

[RisingB0ner]

ITS A TRAP!



[attomal]

Mahnee my lucky day! haha

[mikeecko1980]

WTF!! You sick basterd . hahahah i loved it

[batcontry1234]

PUNCHED IN THE WIND PIPE

[Silk7301]

fuggin hilarious!

block party gone horribly bad!

[MrKratosrulz]

that is one tough ass broom at 1:37.

how long did it take to collect the bodies on the street.?

[MrKratosrulz]

that is one tough ass broom at 1:37.

[VFKEatTheCheese]

Looks like the holocaust...

[HarukaJoge]

HAH

Best thing I have seen happen to the civilians

Sudden happiness to death in an instant

No running around and panicking

[AngelKILLER2]

Lol, money money money. Then bang your dead.

[TheLadyAuditore]

0:05 "My lucky day!"

...Yeah...Of course it is... -_-"

BTW, you have killed more than half of the citizens in Florence...Good job! xD

[hansv247]

at 1:00 time to clean house

[jscohen]

Lucy: "Desmond . . . what the fuck are you DOING?!"

[TheDrunkWombat]

GOLD! GOLD !... GOLD! .............Gold?

[ToyoGrip]

I want to buy a new game out of , Assasins Creed 2, Assasins Creed Brotherhood, Dirt 3, i have AC1 And Dirt 2 and i like them both

[jsh24jsh]

the best part is after wasting all of that money gets his money from the villa

[TheEpicPlumberz]

stand back i have a broom

[mikky559]

3:02 he's trying to distract ezio..... got what he desrved xd

[zaky955]

they look like fish lol xD

[mikemagi69]

doctor near the area: yay christmas bonus

[imover18yearsoldfool]

Welcome to die! you pieces of shit!

[lilswaga932]

hey if u want altairs outfit go to main menu and hit triangle or y and register with valid information and u can get the out fit

[BadAssG1rl]

ROFL

[deathdealer1067]

lol money money!!!!



[ink4852]

2:43

Censored.

[DanMetalHead1]

2:37 - 5:04 i do the same thing in front of san gimignano

and i called it the Tuscan Fight Club

[stewie3114]

0:20 huh i nvr thought of that but looks like fun to repeat

[xDarkland]

Ezio handles that broom like it's a heavy weapon..

LOL

[JamieLaurenceIves]

Thats funny!

[SuperGordon1990]

lol.. a broom that made from metal

[CrazyMike117]

@lycanx70 cuz he wants the guards to attack him.

[saifyounis8]

since when does Italians act like Jews??

[vikikakashi]

Leonardo: i went to the bigest restorant to eat a breakfast, i tell the weiter "bring me two pieces of toast" but she brings me only one piece......can u kill her???

Ezio: im going to fuck her and then i see what i do....

[anri094]

in brohood when you kill guards with a broom its called spring cleaning ..............................­....oh yeah and its an achivement

[MrBluedodger]

3:55

Ezio knows how to throw one hell of a party!

[NYCParkourAddict]

MY LUCKY DAY!!!!!!

[Rimfaxe96]

Garneir de Naplouse, anyone? xD

[spacegoat4ever]

Stabbing people...with a broom??? :^O

[Emcstudios]

wat is he doin wit al those people

[hamzakhaniscool]

Hahaha I heard it when I repeated it 2 till 3 times.

[JimsterPwnz0r]

The broom has been a trusty companion of the Assassin's over the years. Some might even say it defines them.

[nelson91234]

a real man can kill some one with a broom

[MultiFreckles01]

@nelson91234 i have

[TheHelifreak4]

that is alot of notority

[MrTjrc]

that is a lot of drunk civilians

[3runVenice]

3:26 Throat punch!



[TommyVercetti214]

Ezio must be infected because they look like they're sufering from a painful disease xD

[EpicBladeCall]

@3:05 that guy probally had some flattened balls after that fight.

[EpicBladeCall]

3:05 that guy probally had some flattened balls after that fight.

[Genriquez1994]

@EpicBladeCall hahaha

[noorio789]

@SlickaFlicka nope its a broom if u kill with it on ps3 u get spring cleaning trophy really im not joking

[noorio789]

@SlickaFlicka nope its a broom if u kill with it on ps3 u get spring cleaning trophy

[sally8ac8]

4:40 i screamed out "ORGY! XD"

[IPwnUrFace77]

3:50 mini-hospital right there

[DBdrag0n]

i like it that they're all still alive. and not really killed :D

[Whitemangangsta]

one time i piled a whole bunch of people on a chair and it looked like they were... anyway and then some person walked over and said, "this is sick!" and then two people came over and sat down.

[levit8dude]

LMAO

[CandyBuddha]

What a noob with only 530,000 florins! I have over 1 mill!

[GhillieSM]

Shame On You You Pieces OF Shit! LOL

[hebedehebedehebede]

@blackopszs

my personal favourite was AC2, but I also really liked AC Brotherhood.

If you haven`t played any AC game, start with the first

[blackopszs]

which is best?

[blackopszs]

whats the best assasins creed game? which one?

[ZachAttack8720]

the blunt attacks in assassins creed are sluggish in animation

[gamer365days]

at 0:12 ,listen to the 'song'! "My lucky day, my lucky day!" lol

[theXoddXfox]

LOL, isn't this like, RIGHT outside the Auditore household? xD Bad impression, if it wasn't spoiled already, for Ezio to make on his return to his neighborhood.

[blooddragon2012]

if your in Firenze, why dont you use the Medici cape?

[AloneDBY]

HIS LUCKY DAY.

[jrfire36]

who is ezio?

[Lishaaaaaaa]

MAHNEE, MAHNEE, MAHNEE. IT'S MY LUCKY DAAAAY. 

[lMarksmanl]

1:21 just grab him and cut his throat.Always funny and easy ;)

[Devin8144]

ok one question were hell are the guards at 5:15 ????? 

[shippidge117]

@Devin8144 easy..........he killed them all

[slingblayde]

nothing better than wailing on the civilians, :)

what do you use to record your vids, and what system do you play on? I cant get my vids to come out as clear as this.

[dirkwelhuis1]

fresh fish buy here your fresh fish 3:53

[dirkwelhuis1]

fresh fish buy here your fresh fish

[therevenger911]

how can u have that much florence? like really

[GalladGil]

warning Ezio did not kill civilians? XD

[kIlLer786321]

Pause @ 5:15.looks like they are standing up XD

[kIlLer786321]

Pause at 5:13.It looks like they are standing up XD

[brainkillerxD]

the lady @ 00:24 SHE CHEATED DEATH!! AHHHH......

[fergy309]

0:43 "Whores?! Where!" LOL

[niggastolemybike100]

this looks like a street in the middle of a ghetto

[royklein12]

with the broom you can grab and kill him by sliding the broom on hin(sharp broom)

[VITTIshortvideos]

WOW!!! PRETTY COOL

[PhoenixEdwards]

genocide in italy: the ezio auditore story

[kerichh]

0:19 - 0:24 NO MONEY :D:D

[SKEEDTV]

my lucky DAY!!!

[brettos10]

Lol, this vid was made 6 days after the release, you played trough the game and got bored already?

[flap132]

wow u must be bored

[JMWS312]

3:08 pimp slap

[laperdonas20]

nice video :)

[Xjylix]

2:17-2:22 POWNED xD

3:20 LOL silks and leathers xD

4:37 Orgie? 

[09razzor]

2:47 new born baby LOL

[Parqit]

They just.... line up.... Florence Holocaust? Ezio is assassin/guido!hitler?

[noahv100]

XD look al that bodys 3.06

[mugenrider754]

0:24

LOL

[mcw3515]

funny guy at 4:50

[SprintingJesus]

shame on you, you piece of shit!

[MrRenard7785]

0:30 Achievement unlocked: Senselessly murder a dozen civillians Reward: 15000 f

[MrRenard7785]

0:30 Achievement unlocked: Senselessly murder a dozen civillians

Reward: 15000 f

[MrRenard7785]

0:30 Achievement unlocked: Senselessly murder a dozen civillians

Reward: 15000 f

[RyokaStorm]

Lucky day?

[marcelomjm20111]

ahsuahsuahsuahsuahsua

[AnimeJunkey71]

How do you provoke a citizen?

[Throsor]

MAHNEE MAHNEE MAHNEE!

[Deliwio]

ROFL

[sowhatnowhere]

a multitude of commoners rolling around on the ground, writhing in pain? I didn't know there was a taco bell in this game.

nice video.

[nyghtowl3]

I love fighting with the broom; tis the best weapon in the game.

[MrXXoooXX]

hhhh

[MrXXoooXX]

zombies hhhb

[Shonbi]

"My lucky day~ *crushed by scaffolding*"

[Megainfinitevoid]

all in a day's work

[cbacreative]

Whats the fun on that?

[JMWS312]

Leonardo: So, what did you do last night?

Ezio: One of my hoes didnt think i could beat up 40 civilians for no reason. I proved her wrong.

[jellybean3264]

@JMWS312 a hoe is a gardining tool its a ho your talking about

[JMWS312]

@jellybean3264 .... well sorry mister smarty pants :)

[jellybean3264]

@JMWS312 just saying

[JMWS312]

3:33 everybody please go faint in orderly rows.

[TheVaccumCleaners]

Starting at 4:00 if you close your eyes it's a whole new video xD

[lankinator24]

why cant we stab them while they're down!?

[LordoftheMorons27]

3:47 reminds me of naptime at daycare.

[TeRmINatHaN1997]

thumbs up if you think he should make a Brotherhood version of this.

[spidermoosa]

do you ever get so bored that you decide to maul everyone that crosses your path and then pile their bodies in the middle of the street? Yeah, me too.

[jeffreyotterford]

how do you do the counter at 3:27? it looks awesome

[TheExplodingGuitar]

5:31. EPIC EAGLE FALL INTO BALE OF HAY.

[WearingATrilby]

3:00

Minecraft will last a lifetime!

[blaa94]

@WearingATrilby

hahaha

[shippidge117]

@WearingATrilby wow, i didnt expect that :)

[Cupcakelover406842]

MONEY MONEY MONEY! Gold! o.o

[DJnightwalker1]

lucky day :)

[awesomesaucedgame]

How you get the error sign?. (Warning: Ezio did not kill civilians)

[Whippenberg]

@awesomesaucedgame by killing a civilian? try killing 3, u get desynched

[awesomesaucedgame]

@Whippenberg No no no!! I mean the "secret" warning sign the funny 1 ! the one that says: Warning: Ezio did NOT kill any civilians! i thoughed it was pretty funny lol

[Whippenberg]

@awesomesaucedgame where? show meh :P