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  • HOKUTO-NO-BITCH-SLAP

  • Guy must get a whole lotta shit from his friends. Not only is he black, but he's also a ginger and a gay with a pornstar moustache. :(

  • @DatSlowpoke I almost wet myself when I read this XD

  • Kenshiro is all like."Dont touch me you pervert."

  • He just wanted some love ;_;

  • bitch slap

  • i guess he doesn't like hugs

  • kenshiro dosent like hugs he likes WATAHHHH

  • Don't make me hokuto slap you.

  • oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooo...

    GIANT HAND BITCHSLAP!

  • I love how he doesn't notice it when he goes through a fucking fence.

  • He could kill him

    But he didn't,no he couldn't ••••• he got organism a little by hug

  • Pimp slap, mother fucker!

  • Get the fuck off me brah!

  • Thug: Hehehe...I got you! Wow, you're pretty big...hehehe! Now I'm gonna kiss you without taking my blindfold off.

    Kenshiro: Alright, alright. That's enough bro. I was waiting for you to take off your blindfold so I could scare the shit out of you.

    Thug: Ooooh. You're handsome. And I'm bi-sexual. I'm gonna kiss you anyways.

    Kenshiro: Okay bro. Stop. I said stop! NO MEANS NO! NORTH STAR HUNDRED FIST CRACK!! AHHHH ATATATATATATAT AAAATAAAAH!!!

  • @MrAcast84 cool story bro...

  • I know that feel bro.

  • 0:26 the expressions on their faces here describe the video perfectly.

  • No one hugs Kenshiro without hs permission.

  • "Holy crap,that"s the fastest I've ever lost a boner!"

  • I was gonna make a joke about man love until I realized that's actually what was going on.

  • This need a slap the hoe remix.

  • HOKUTO PIMP SURAPU KEN!!!!

    No gays allowed in the manly anime.

  • In the manga it's Raoh that gets the hug, he literally pimp slap the guy's head off rofl

  • Kenshiro Used Glare

    Henchman is paralyzed, he can't move!

    Kenshiro used Epic Pimp Slap! It's a OHKO!

  • Kenshiro keeps his pimp hand strong.

  • @Qdude10 I read this and died. My spirit was still laughing and decided to post a reply. Thank you.

  • PIMP SLAP

  • Hands up if u think its a Epic Slap of all anime lol

  • #Epic

  • hahahhahahahahah 

  • press 5 repeatedly for continuous groping.

  • wasn't this joke used in tenchu?

  • @thelostone2008

    Considering how influential Fist of the North Star is, I wouldn't be suprised.

  • Dat gay moustache

  • Kenshiro: Bitch please

  • HOKUTO NO PIMP SLAP

  • Hug = BITCH SLAP

  • am i the only one that wants to hug ken :3

  • everybody needs a hug sometimes...

    'EXCEPT KENSHIRO!!!!

  • NOT AT THE FIRST DATE, BITCH.

  • That one hell of a bitch slap!

  • @Shinrasin No, the bitch slap he does in one of the Raoh Gaidens...THAT is epic. The guy's neck twists a little and teeth go flyin'...His face gets all swollen. XD "I won't tell you anything..!!" "-SLLLLAP!!!!-" "DUWAGH'!!!!" Spins a little...Oh my God, it's epic.

  • Kenshiro never fails to make my day. No homo.

  • epic fist of the north star giving people beards ever since 1983

  • You are already... REJECTED!

  • farking rejected ! LOL

  • Bitch slap of the north star!

  • @darthwinsor heres how to say it right Hokuto no hirateuchi !!!!!

  • @SuperWing0 thanks!

  • that guy didn't even noticed he break trough the fence, and that Kenshiro did not have boobs. Then he was beaten by a new attack: Bitchslap of the North Star

  • that guy was already dead at the moment Kenshiro got hugged by him

  • what'd the five fingers say to the face? AAAAACHAAAAHH!!!!

  • You are already gay.

  • LOL

  • Wow so this is where Tenchu 3 got it from!

  • ATAAAHHH

  • I thought he was going to decapitate him.

  • In the manga, it was actually Raoh in this scene.

    And the poor bastard here didn't get slapped down, he got his head slapped clean off!

  • @MaximumSpiderMvC

    Funny as this adaptation may be, its is kinda dissapointing.

    The original version showed that even Raoh has a kind and decent side to him, as he would NOT tolerate the abuse, assalut and rape of women. Here it is turned into merely YET ANOTHER chance for Ken to show off.

  • B*tch Slapped! LOL!

  • what did the baker say to the dough?

    you are already bread

  • @MistaBunnBunn Hokuto Shin Cake?

  • If you pause at 0:23 Kenshiro is so pissed that his eyebrows have swallowed his eyes. (Also pause unpause and press 9 repeatedly).

  • Leson learned, don't hug kenshiro.

  • ultimate bitchslap 0:22

  • ...and that's how he earned the title...Cuddle-buns.

  • That guy's tactile senses are shabby if he couldn't even feel Kenshiro's built body from the front.

  • it's not rapetime bastard O'_'O

  • Rejected.

  • You are already turned down for cuddles with Kenshiro.

  • What did the five fingers say to the face? 1. Omae 2. Wa 3. Mo 4. Shinde 5. Iru. *SLAP*! I'm Rick James bitch!

  • Gay hugs are the best, so sexy! *slaps* =)

  • eyebrows at 0:24 o_O

  • y encima lo abofetea

  • Hokuto Pimp Smack!

  • You're pretty big... :-O

  • HAAAACHAA!

  • HOKUTO~ BICCHUU SURAPPUU~

  • hokuto pwn slap of the northstar

  • Nigga, please.

  • MUST... RESIST... URGE... TO HIT DISLIKE BUTTON JUST TO GET SOME IDIOT TO MAKE AN UNORIGINAL COMMENT ABOUT IT...

  • He slapped the manhood out of him.

    He's already a bitch.

  • Kenshiro: 1

    Homsexuality: 0

  • You sir won an internet.

  • @Marphus1 lmao!

  • I think that slap actually broke his neck.

  • Hokuto Bitch Slap!!!

    "In 3 seconds You Will Be My Bitch"

  • Why did the anime steal Raoh's hug and gave it to Kenshiro?

  • @EvilRyuGuy Yeah, in the manga it's Raoh (which makes it even more amusing) and he slaps the guy's head clean off.

  • @EvilRyuGuy , Just to clarify his position on Homosexuality and sexual harrasing. At what time in the manga does Raoh gets the hug?

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  • ATA!!!!!

  • he hugged kenshiro. he must be already dead

  • I guess he's not really a huggy person.

  • Those who don't obey their master don't deserve to live.

  • Kenshiro is not amused by your hugging antics.

  • "No I don't want a fucking hug."

  • Am I the only one who thinks that the mohawked guy looks like the principal from Ferris Bueller's Day Off?

  • -How 'bout a hug?

    -How 'bout I slap your shit?

  • lesson learned, dont hug ppl named Ken

  • I think Ken keeps his pimp hand too strong.

  • God power is nothing compared to Kenshiro's eyebrows.

  • HOKUTO! BITCHU SLAPU KEN!

  • No explosion? oh... :(

  • @TheRealAxelFury SHUT THE FUCK UP!

  • @stopthrm I love you too

  • its the pimp slap of death.

  • He's Already Dead

  • @Cardboredbawx

    Yes. Yes they can.

    Well played.

  • This is the story of a pimp named Kenshiro. Kenshiro walked into town and got frisked by a punk bitch. Kenshiro brutally pimpslapped that bitch out. The end.

  • @UzumakiSonic619 Best Fucking Story Ever.

  • LMAO how come the guy goes through a fence and doesn't even notice it?

  • "What's that look for? I'm not good enough for you? ....HOKUTO NO BITCHSLAP."

  • hachaaaAAN!!

  • Hokuto slap of the pimp!

  • I wish I had Kenshiro's eyebrow without the need of ink pen.

  • Kenshiro is the man.

  • NO FREE HUGS!

  • Bitch slap for justice!

  • best pimp slap ever lol

  • no homo!

  • dam chris brown that loser~!!!!!

  • You are already pimp smacked.

  • In the comic book, Raoh beheads that pissant.

  • @kirbyksn which is more badass

  • @devilhacker86 Raoh, of course. After beheading that guy, Raoh stomps other minions to death.

  • the real definition of Pimp Slap

  • i gotta watch this series damn

  • LOL IT'S MUSCLEY HOMER SIMPSON

  • @NuclearSharkhead Hahahahahaha

  • your already hugged

  • "I. DON'T. LIKE. HUGS!"

  • You are already my WHORE.

  • kenshiro's pimp hand is strong.

  • @ArfleDodger yes.

  • @ArfleDodger "No" means No!

  • @ArfleDodger

    fuck u u r the pimp

  • @ArfleDodger Could it compete with the infamous "Bright slap"?

  • @ArfleDodger That's god power for ya.

  • dont hug me im a grown man..and ill smack the fuck outta you.

  • This guy looks tougher then Chuck Norris. If they make him with beard, he will be Hardcore killing machine.

  • Nothing is impossible for Kenshiro.,,

    Behold the beard of Kenshiro...

    watch?v=BWYYh8w-tuM

  • @krsforever He grows a beard in one of the movies.

  • @puppetchaos Damn this guy is a badass Chuck Norris wanna be.

  • What did the five fingers say to the face? AAAATTTAAAA!

  • HOKUTO WHORESLAP!!

    "You are already my bitch."

  • @CCharmanderK Lol!

  • @CCharmanderK LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH HELL YEAH!!!!

  • The manliest slap in the world.

  • Pimpslap.

  • Noticed the lack of eyebrows in the bad guy?

  • rape, big time rape

  • you my have notice he made AHTAH! sound without him mouth moving but it was open, you see when the wind moves along his hand, it makes a whistling AHtah! sound our a WAATAHHH!! or a OHOOOOOO HEHE! sound, those is the anatomy of Kenshiro. thank you and good day

  • mmmmMMMMMM BIIITCH SLAAAAP!!!!!!!

  • Palm of the north star.

  • 0:22

    SUPER EYEBROW !!!

    NOW HE'S ALREADY DEAD..

  • Not on the first date!

  • how could he hug him? He was already dead.

  • EPIC SLAP

  • @jak7662 MANLY SLAP

  • Kenshiro- You didn't even buy me dinner yet!

  • Hokuto bitchslap ken

  • kenshiro's pimp slap is pricelesss

  • ATA!!1.. *POKE*

  • oh shit gay hug on Kenshiro? i'd say he his family his descendants friends pets and casual acquaintances are already dead

  • note to self: never hug kenshiro

  • Bitch slapped to the max!

  • Pffffffft i could kick Kenshiros ass with my eyes closed.

  • @Nusbeganikizinus: Lol. You must be the Beyonder. :P

  • that must not feel good

    1. Bearing the sight of Ken's almighty eyebrows

    2.Enduring the hardest slap in the history of mankind.

  • Kenshiro just bitch slapped him XD