How To Be Ray William Johnson

[zeroinked]

how to be a Vbloger by pebbles is better then this!!

[ADickGooglSucks]

bullshit. RWJ would probably get stoned off his mind from smoking a bowl of grass.

[SexDrugsPistol69]

Simple, How to be RWJ: steal other peoples content.

[rvadrichem2]

everything in this video is the truth!

[Robobaluba]

How to be ray will idontfuckingcare

Step one

-steal content

step two

-use gel

step three

-jumpcut

....

Profit

[PokeymanTrainer]

Is it possible to make that noise when smoking?

[Aluzard]

Haters gona hate

[Blankie71]

THANKYOU I NEEDED THIS VIDEO

loljks I hate the unfunny youtube partners

[Ruffianproduction]

i just realized that people really hate successful guys

[iLikeToShank]

@Ruffianproduction How is he successful? He hasn't done anything significant in his life.

[VallAWE]

He is fucking green.

[nugget141000]

WHICH I DO GUYS

[Mugzy619]

well i was 25 seconds into this video and i looked at the related videos, got grossed out, and realized i missed ponies today

[yaying404]

you forgot fake and gay

[Torjuz1337]

Guy? I never heard him say guys...

Isn't "forum" a better word from Ray?

[absurdrhino]

Come on gaise, Ray William Johnson is a funny Youtuber gaise, he's really talented and deserves all of his views gaise... (But seriously we sincerely hate these people)

[helicopterfood]

It should be " how to be a surprisingly popular douche/loser" he is not funny and he steals peoples vids, he's a bitch and not in a good way

[TheChirpingAssholes]

This video is retarded. If RWJ smoked weed, he wouldn't be so retarded.

[ShiznitXD]

@TheChirpingAssholes So weed makes you smart?

[babbies321]

When do i strap the dildo to my forehead, before or after i get high?

[TheSauron3890]

was anyone else hoping that the second time he started smoking that weed at the end, his head would inflate to the point of exploding and cause him to die?

Of course, it's not the real RWJ unfortunately, but still... One lest vlogger T_T

[DannyRodriguezFilms]

@RainbowRoundabout Interesting! Tell me more, how much do you make per view and explain the 15 k rule a bit. 15 k per video?

[lewiskyle11]

=3....Every 1 video is equal to 3 viral videos. How does that not make sense?

[s8u5z91y]

damn, did they really need to go that far?

[TheFunnyguy9000]

Thats why Ray just started

[swat54swe1]

NAME ON BACKGROUND MUSIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!??

[PrismKnight]

I never knew about Ray William Johnson until 5 minutes ago.... Is that a good or bad thing?

[deMIMI00]

@themopardude who gives a shit? I just go on YouTube to watch videos , and man!! How long did it take you to write that crap? Hahahahha

[MrMetallix]

=3 is a PEN15 and CAJONEs look at it like this c=3 <- lol It make since!

[Moshakra]

@MrMetallix You're an idiot. =3 is a smiley face, you must have an extended vagina if yours looks like that

[TheMopardude]

i hate how uneducated these people are on the comments, youtube doesn't make money for views, they make money for the advertisements on there videos, the money is made by people clicking the advertisements, plus youtubers need sponsers before they can make money on the adds, smosh, fred, rwj, onision, etc, all make money off of these adds, has nothing to do with there views or subscribers... why don't you get your facts straight before you spew this views= money nonsense...

[boorednshit]

@TheMopardude

if you only have a few thousand views, your advertisement isn't gonna get that many clicks. if you have several thousand/million, there's obviously going to be some more clicks on the advertisement. views = money...

[SubwayCake]

@TheMopardude You dont need to be educated for little facts like these. However you need to be educated to write a decent sentence. Just look at what you just wrote. The stupid, it burns!

[TheMopardude]

@SubwayCake sorry, for not using proper grammar on a video sharing website. I will be shure to use it next time when, i just want prove a simple point, thoroughly, and quickly... -grammar nazi-

[RainbowRoundabout]

@Apocol0id he doesnt make one million you fucking idiot, the maximum youtube can pay a youtube partner is 15k, so shut the fuck up

[MorriganJezebel]

@RainbowRoundabout Im with you... Seriously some people are just jealous of the success of others..im actually happy for Ray that gets paid for something he loves doing...like any other youtube partner...

[SaintInsanus]

@MorriganJezebel No one is jelly, it's a fact that rwj sucks ass sucker

[MorriganJezebel]

@SaintInsanus POOOOOR YOU :)... HE IS FUNNY PERIOD

[SaintInsanus]

@MorriganJezebel Dude pls read your own comment, it's scary how brainwashed you are, stop watching him for your own good

[MorriganJezebel]

@SaintInsanus wa wa wa cry cry snoooor!

[SaintInsanus]

@MorriganJezebel Omg it's worse than i thought

[MorriganJezebel]

@SaintInsanus Yeah, whatever go cry me a river, baby ... bye

[SaintInsanus]

@MorriganJezebel <3

[DannyRodriguezFilms]

@RainbowRoundabout where did you hear that?

[RainbowRoundabout]

@DannyRodriguezFilms i wanted to be one on my old account when i used to make animation videos haha, signed up for it and emailed them and it showed you what you can get paid

[jrmendoza7]

@Apocol0id maybe because one day he chose not to be like everyone else and get a meaningless fulfilling job. so he started a youtube channel and kept at it for 5 years. now hes making a living doing what he loves. and by the way he doesn't make a million dollars.

[TalonIIV]

@jrmendoza7 Yeah, he loves to rip off other peoples youtube videos.

[MengoMango]

@jrmendoza7 You really have to be dumb as rocks to enjoy him.

[jrmendoza7]

@MengoMango the guy making rip off videos i agree

[MilkingPrivateRyan]

Cal? From undergrads? :o

[PissingPeopleOff1]

=3 is beyond garbage, but YouFavoriteMartian is good every now and then.

[TheSallyKins]

He gets high and barely works while makin' dat youtube money? I wish i could be him!

[MrBuzzKillah]

lmao haters... I dont like rwj that much but still millions of people enjoy him so pointless to hate on him

[TheRealOmertal]

@MrBuzzKillah So if couple million people like him then everybody has to like him? Nahh he sucks balls.

[MrBuzzKillah]

@TheRealOmertal didnt say you have to like him i said you hating him isnt gonna make a diffrance and he has a meaning to millions of people hes not a meaningless waste of space lol

[BeRad117]

@MrBuzzKillah

Oh yeah, it just basically means he's the Justin Bieber of the Youtube Partner Community.

[MrBuzzKillah]

@BeRad117 yeah it does but look where everyone hating on justin beiber got them.. justin beiber the most popular singer on the planet atm... yet hes not 1 bit more talented then any other singer.. and his songs are terrible,some people like him most dont the same goes for rwj but the diffrance is he isnt ruining the world for future generations like Jb but still pointless to hate JB got most of his popularity off people hating on him...

[BeRad117]

@MrBuzzKillah

Oh well of course. That's how popularity tends to work. Except JB falls under the category of being more infamous rather than just popular. RWJ is more... Ehh. There are more people in youtube that are annoyed by him, his behavior, and his content yet there are enough people that like him to which seeing people talk about how good he doesn't seem weird. So with that... I can say that I take back calling him the Justine Bieber of youtube.

[MrBuzzKillah]

@BeRad117 I actually check out his vids from time to time cause there are alot of good viral vids in his show even if the show is incredibly unfunny

[BeRad117]

@MrBuzzKillah

I can understand that.

[FlameFeiz]

wow iz dat like bar a lighsaber NOO! its my DICK its BLEEEEEEDING

[Williamonyounoob]

How to be RWJ

Step 1:

Be absolutely an absolutely talentless waste of space

Step 2:

There is no step 2, you're already him after step 1

[swat54swe1]

what's the background music?

[MoonajuanaHarvest]

A crack pipe would be more fitting rather than a joint.

[NoveltyFishHead]

The style is also fitting if ya' want to look like the SlimJim guy.

[Warhawk0602]

Wheres the part where he disables the comment cause he's a douche?

[Coecoo]

Yes.

[123drue]

I wanted this video to be how to beat Ray William Johnson

[tugia1]

lmfao so good

[ChannelYouMightLike]

Create no original content. Still more successful than any other Youtuber.

U jelly?

[BeRad117]

@ChannelYouMightLike

The only thing to be remotely jealous over is the amount of money he makes from youtube which in the long run isn't going to mean much if he doesn't already have a real job and even if he makes enough money to which he doesn't need a job I wouldn't feel jealous because I can honestly say doing what he does seems pretty fucking boring. However if you're measuring success in subscribers, well... Then you're probably Sub four Sub fag who takes subscriptions seriously.

[ChannelYouMightLike]

@BeRad117 You do know that each 1000 views in Youtube equals roughly 1 dollar, right? You do know that his sub-par videos get 5mil each, right?

Don't get me wrong: I don't think he's a talented Youtuber, or at least not enough to be "The Number One", but, damn, I'm quite jelly, actually. He probably makes more than I do in a month or two than I do in an year.

In a different subject, Channel Views are a way more realiable way to measure success on YT. At least, currency wise.

[BeRad117]

Oh well now that I actually look at his views, he probably does make a living and if people click on the ads... Holly shit. Getting paid that much just to scan through youtube to search for viral videos you didn't make and do put them in your video with or without the creator's consent just so you could sit in front of a camera and pretend to be interested in your dumbass fans and the content you "review" while looking like an obnoxiously upbeat jack ass. Eh, I'm a bit jelly. I'll admit it.

[ConeMcGee]

@BeRad117 hes one of the first millionars of youtube

[BeRad117]

@ConeMcGee

You're right. I forgot about that. I'm not surprised...

[Deathshke]

LOL Goddamn I hate ray william johnson. That man is such a mooching doucebag.

[WheelsontheBus3]

i laughed so hard!

[CoCoSkol]

Where's the part where he lets other people do the show for him now?

[g2c4u]

GUIS

[kyuuzoryuusuke]

I don't hate RWJ but i don't think he deserves to be the most subscribed youtuber and this is pretty funny :)

[bobandyoshi]

@kyuuzoryuusuke i agree, u guys r such big haters

[RBT9202]

haters.



[whitetiger875]

So Ray is just copying Tosh.O. To me, it's pointless videos with lame reviews where both try to be funny and whether we make fun of them or subscribe to them, they will continue to grow in popularity and be more famous.

[ClevelandBlowOut]

@whitetiger875 ray was out there first thou?so it'd be like tosh.0 is coping ray

[fallengod109]

@whitetiger875 Except for the fact that Daniel Tosh is a professional Comedian. Ray is just, awful.

[DarkCornor]

Rofl'd at 1:48 XD

[systemfan178]

@SpecDa503 Dope - Implying stupidity.

Examples that prove this fact: Misspelling the word 'nine' as n9ne. Misspelling sideways as sidewayz. Telling people to friend you on facebook without giving any information on who you are. Ass.

[xxchief101xx]

Like I know, right guys?

[swat54swe1]

song ? its rlly good :D

[TheFlammableGas]

@1TNT47 Ironic you say that because you can't even spell "jealous". And no, RWJ is a fucking sellout, he isn't funny anymore, so all his fanboys can go suck his tiny over-exaggerated cock.

[WorldofMinecraft97]

/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&­v=64cWzSaiaWQ thumbs up and re-post to other videos. Unsubscribe to the unfunny douche bags that somehow are most viewed. Lets start a rebellion.

[punkcookieNARD]

who else went to go check if rwj had any new vids after this

[SeiryuTheBlueDragon]

Me Gusta

[Decapitat0r]

Guys! 666 likes, guys!

[koentjeh]

I seriously don't get how people are all hating at RWJ but he still got millions of subscribers, I know most of you still watch his vids and laugh because of the jokes. And it seems his format is working and alot of people got work because of him. You can't say the same. And i'm one of the people who don't look up viral vids that much, so I still get to see some of them.

[Supersace56]

@koentjeh Sorry to break it to you, but his jokes are crappy and over-used in every episode

[1TNT47]

lol a jealus 5yo is making this videos.

[NoiThinkiWillStay]

@1TNT47 Five year olds don't make weed jokes, nor can they animate. I think the number you're referring to is, "25".

[MegaChiprock]

worst video ever i swear 2 god

[Kkomen]

@MegaChiprock

So... you are RWJ cocksucker?

[Alex4kis]

this makes no sense...DUMBASS

[RemixXFX]

He is a douche I can agree, but there ain't nothing wrong with weed mah nigga.

[ninjaman1178]

@RemixXFX Shut the fuck up

[Slahbarat]

@RemixXFX And there is nothing wrong with alcohol or cigarettes either.

Viva la lobbyist, legalize weed so people can earn even more money by addiction, YAY!

[TeamMythril]

@RemixXFX everything is wrong with weed

[blackstonewielder19]

@TeamMythril have you even tried it?$

[TeamMythril]

@blackstonewielder19 I took 1 puff once. I never coughed so much in my fucking life. I'm just saying.

[blackstonewielder19]

@TeamMythril yeah i suppose its not good for the lungs, but way better than alcohol for your body

[RemixXFX]

@TeamMythril LOL FAGGOT!

[4awesomefreaks]

@RemixXFX You do realize that doing weed doesn't make you cool, right? I'm sure you're about 13 years old, so you probably don't understand that.

[JuliusIsMe]

Don't read this! In November 21 2011, a kid named John typed in an Arrow in the knee joke, if you don't copy and paste this into over 9000 videos, you will take an arrow in the knee for not copying and pasting this chain letter.

I use to not copy and paste this chain letter, but then I took an arrow in the knee.

[TheSamurai712]

this is very true.

[sk8ferlife1]

ray isnt cool to smoke a blunt

[surrender127]

Ray doesn't smoke weed. Weed is for cool people.

[VelaToNorma7]

@surrender127 Weed isn't cool.

[surrender127]

@VelaToNorma7 Then you've never tried it, and you know nothing about iy.

[HydskiTris]

what a fuckin jealuos piece of shit... 

[VelaToNorma7]

@HydskiTris Don't kid yourself.

[JuliusIsMe]

@HydskiTris Butthurt fanboy is butthurt.

[TKPelham123]

@42firebat shut the fuck up. And get the fuck out.

[pangolin97]

HOW TO BE RWJ:

BE UNFUNNY

[JRS423]

@f10b9

Most of RWJ fanboys are 12. Not saying all 12 year olds are faggots.

[d3v0nl100]

I Smoke weed. im still unfamous :(

[f10b9]

@JRS423 i'm twelve and HATE ray william johnson :/

[JRS423]

@XCC1110

Chain letters are gay... So are you for waisting your trash life by posting them!

I should have died 333 times by now.

[JRS423]

LAWL

It's all true!

Stupid 12 year old faggot fanboys need to watch GOOD VIDEOS rather than a fucking: Talentless, Video Stealing, Lame Commentary, Random stance YouTube vlogger.

[42firebat]

@XCC1110 What the fuck, damn bro this is more retarded than Christianity, and that shit is pretty weird, ya know with the zombie messiah n stuff.

[XCC1110]

@42firebat UH I was just copying that from another video so yeah. GO SUCK YOUR MOTHER'S DICK!!???!!!!?!?!!??????!???!

[xXnXnXnXx]

How can anyone even like his shows? He is so fuckin unfunny

[1007brendan]

ummmmm your missing the unibrow

[justchv]

haters gonna hate, rwj has milions of fans, and (i hope that) most of them aren't retards

[TheHeadlessOne]

@justchv They are

[Phoenixup13]

Bwahaha, he's such a faggot. This does him justice if anything...

[MrBigglesBuffalo]

He sounds like cartman lol at 1:38

[2TONTUBA]

The sadly hilarious part of the video is that this is dead on accurate. ;D

[salhawk]

thumbs up Guys!

[analyseforu]

Or get a sense of humor.

[IPuBlicIEnergyI]

this is a good parody , but ur gay and stupid ray is awesome he's more succesful then you so get a life

[hanganiggerinatree]

@IPuBlicIEnergyI you are one shiteating mongoloid

[supermorshu64]

@IPuBlicIEnergyI how come that is the only comeback I ever hear from your kind?

[KingBadass9001]

@IPuBlicIEnergyI lol umad? The funny thing is your less successfull then everyone on the comment page put together!

[vforvitaha]

how to becom a Michael Jackson

[pokefanduo]

i hate you and i hope you fall in a deep hole and can't get out

[rickkmurray]

its funny cuz its true

[Minsheme]

So in a nutshell: "Hi, I'm a talentless, attention seeking piece of shit who doesn't deserve to get anywhere in the real world."

*Millions of Americans rush to the scene*

No offence, minority of Americans who hate this retard, but 90% of his subscribers are American.

[TheComedation]

@Minsheme You do realise that that's bullshit?

[ANZology]

@Minsheme A majority of anyone's subscribers are American, whether the uploader sucks or not. Last part of that comment was irrelevant. First part is accurate.

[JuliusIsMe]

@Minsheme I'm an American teenager and I'm 14. I hate Ray William Johnson with a passion.

[Minsheme]

@JuliusIsMe I did add that message at the bottom for a reason. You have to admit, a large portion of Americans are brainwashed by their media.

[JuliusIsMe]

@Minsheme That is not correct. Americans are finally waking up and protesting. I don't watch faux news. Occupy wall street is full of people who woken up and stopped watching Faux. Have you ever been to the United States? Or do you watch television? And many Americans are just as brainwashed as many Europeans.

[YouNeedIce]

@Minsheme Where the fuck did you pull that statistic from, your ass?

[RadimirWackytov]

@Minsheme >Imply intelligence

>Make sweeping generalizations about hundreds of millions of people

90% of you is retarded.

[Minsheme]

@RadimirWackytov >I never implied intelligence or hundreds of millions of people

>You don't know me from a singular comment

90% of you is exaggerating or not serious.

[MegaAdam1000]

you left out the part with his gut-churningly disgusting grin.

[MindFyre101]

The search for MegaChiprock's comment begins.

[SteveJawbs]

@MindFyre101 Ctrl + F dumb shit. Learn to use a fucking computer. 

[Izobelful]

@SteveJawbs Lol I was about to say that. But in a nicer way

[Mister86Productions]

I used to like RayWilliamJohnson, until I took a brain to the cranium.

[ganonvslink1000]

If you open his videos in Vegas while playing it backwards. You're hear him chanting in Islam. POPTART CAT 2012 xD

[redquoter]

RWJ's music is shit as well.

[synyster268]

This video needs renaming to: "How to be an annoying prick with no talent by shoving your nose deep in the ass of the Youtube Partnership Programme".

[hankm133]

GUISE!

[Finozzi96]

@MegaChiprock no

[DMsStuff]

@Finozzi96

the 1th person on youtube evar