Ok dude America didnt start either world wars u dumb ass Germany did and we only bombed Japan after they bombed us after siding with hitler who started killing Jews we joined at the end of the first world war and the second so who said it was Islam u dumass get ur facts straight now go back to bin ladans little group shoo shoo
Who sparked the 1st World War? Who Sparked the 2nd World War? Who dropped the nuclear bomb on Hiroshima and Nekazaki? Who killed 20 Million Australian aborigines? who annihilated more than 100 million American Indians in North American? and more than 50 million American Indians in South America? Who enslaved more than 180 million Africans and 77% died in their way and was buried in the Atlantic Ocean? Who killed more than a million in Algeria & Afghanistan & 3 million in Iraq.?? (NOT ISLAM)
jmantothehoop On December 24th, at 8 o'clock in the morning, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Johnson was found dead. Doctors couldnt come up with the cause of his death. His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out whathappened. Turns out he was still signed in myspace. She found out he had gone to sleep after he read and didnt repose a chain letter. If you dont repose this to 6 other videos, a girl with no face will kill you tonight srry. I dont want 2 die
DON'T READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DON'T POST THIS TO AT LEAST THREE VIDEOS OR YOU WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS NOW U STARTED READING THIS DON'T STOP THIS IS SO SCARY PUT THIS ON AT LEAST FIVE VIDEOS IN 143 MINs WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVERNAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN THE BIG LETTERS THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS
DON'T READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DON'T POST THIS TO AT LEAST THREE VIDEOS OR YOU WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS NOW U STARTED READING THIS DON'T STOP THIS IS SO SCARY PUT THIS ON AT LEAST FIVE VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVERNAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN THE BIG LETTERS THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS
DON'T READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DON'T POST THIS TO AT LEAST THREE VIDEOS OR YOU WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS NOW U STARTED READING THIS DON'T STOP THIS IS SO SCARY PUT THIS ON AT LEAST FIVE VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVERNAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN THE BIG LETTERS THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS
DON'T READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DON'T POST THIS TO AT LEAST THREE VIDEOS OR YOU WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS NOW U STARTED READING THIS DON'T STOP THIS IS SO SCARY PUT THIS ON AT LEAST FIVE VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVERNAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN THE BIG LETTERS THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORK
DON'T READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DON'T POST THIS TO AT LEAST THREE VIDEOS OR YOU WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS NOW U STARTED READING THIS DON'T STOP THIS IS SO SCARY PUT THIS ON AT LEAST FIVE VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVERNAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN THE BIG LETTERS THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS
DON'T READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DON'T POST THIS TO AT LEAST THREE VIDEOS OR YOU WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS NOW U STARTED READING THIS DON'T STOP THIS IS SO SCARY PUT THIS ON AT LEAST FIVE VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVERNAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN THE BIG LETTERS THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS
@Achievementsish DONT PUT THIS ON ANY WHERE ELSE ITS SO SCARY... IF YOU POST THIS ON ANYMORE JEFF DUNHAM VIDEOS....... achmed and I will KILLLLLLLL YOUUUUUU!!!!!
I love Achmed...by THE way....hate THE fucking stories About Kissing your love of your life if i post that reaction that people give.,.i Hope THE people who come up with such stories Will be fucked by achmed and then die
DON'T READ THIS CUZ IT ACTUALLY WORKS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY FROM THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE, TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE; HOWEVER, IF YOU DON'T POST THIS TO OVER THREE VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS. NOW THAT YOU STARTED READING THIS DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO SCARY! POST THIS TO OVER FIVE VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN YOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR ON SCREN IN BIG LETERS. THIS IS SO SCARY BUT IT
anyone who watches this,click on the guy up above who has the most ratings or thumbs up and see his site and then tell me HOW HE GOT THAT MANY VOTES.This is Indian or Pakistani Manipulation of votes on Youtube.
@warriorsage1Look above. It`s the same reason people write exactly the same words down that the person on screen said,like the the dude that has 131 thumbs up.They are fucking idiots.And who the hell would vote that comment up.
They dont understand it,or are stupid,or want to repeat what we have just heard,FUCKING IDIOTS.
dont read this cuz it actully works you will get kissed on the nearest possibel friday from the love of you life tomorrow will the best day of your life however if you dont post this to three videos you willdie withintwo days now that you started reading this dont stop this is so scary post this to over five videos in 143 minutes when youre done press f6 and you crushs name will appear on the screenin big letters this is so scary but it realy works
dont read this cuz it actully works you will get kissed on the nearest possibel friday from the love of you life tomorrow will the best day of your life however if you dont post this to three videos you willdie withintwo days now that you started reading this dont stop this is so scary post this to over five videos in 143 minutes when youre done press f6 and you crushs name will appear on the screenin big letters this is so scary but it realy works
DONT READ THIS Cause It Really Works. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY Cuz IT ACTUALLY WORKS
@MrJfresh97 i disagree though he is hilarious i believe if you tallied the votes in usa or spain or something the winner ( of course ) would be ACHMED THE DEAD TERRORIST!
@Ottomaddux, dude, shut up!y don't adults have the right to put down quotes? They're just saying their favorite part if the video! I too occasionally get annoyed by quotes, but I don't flip out and act like a jerk!!! It's a free country right? So let us be!!!!!
@ottomaddux. Can u please just get over it like seriously relax ur sacks I mean we are just having fun and writing our favorite statement of the show ok so shut the fuck up seriously
@ottomaddux You sound like some one who has no sense of humour instead of whingeing about something we find so funny why dont you go to a site that you can watch paint dry !! And fuck off out of this one WE dont NEED IDIOTS like YOU ON HERE!!!!!
@ottomaddux this is youtube, not america's got talent or some shit like that. so seriously, take a chill pill, no one has to show any intelligence when commenting on a comedic act. so in the words of peanut "WELL YOU'RE WRONG!!!!!" :-P
@ottomaddux You are such a tool..you obviously have no sense of humour,so why dont you go to another site like watching paint dry...and leave us to watching the funny stuff.......fuck off IDIOT !!!!!
Not fraud. Trade. Stupid spell check...
GottistmeinFels 2 weeks ago
And we didn't enslave Africans. The big tribes captured and sold them to us. Ever heard of the triangle fraud system? Learn it.
GottistmeinFels 2 weeks ago
Ok dude America didnt start either world wars u dumb ass Germany did and we only bombed Japan after they bombed us after siding with hitler who started killing Jews we joined at the end of the first world war and the second so who said it was Islam u dumass get ur facts straight now go back to bin ladans little group shoo shoo
Wizard101fan2012 2 weeks ago
@searcher4heaven: r u ok?
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Who sparked the 1st World War? Who Sparked the 2nd World War? Who dropped the nuclear bomb on Hiroshima and Nekazaki? Who killed 20 Million Australian aborigines? who annihilated more than 100 million American Indians in North American? and more than 50 million American Indians in South America? Who enslaved more than 180 million Africans and 77% died in their way and was buried in the Atlantic Ocean? Who killed more than a million in Algeria & Afghanistan & 3 million in Iraq.?? (NOT ISLAM)
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press 1 than press 4 for
"to remove butter or cooking oil from your hands, use dynimite" >:D
ChaoMario 1 month ago
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ChaoMario 1 month ago
Ha!
DUPDOGGY 2 months ago
Nice!
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/watch?v=BOqZtfhp-5E&feature=plcp&context=C32c97f4UDOEgsToPDskLd0YQsqzsQqRRJS3-md9Vq
my christmas video!!!=)
SYLOheights 2 months ago
its the perfect way of saying "heres $20 buy your own Fuck*ng gift
XD
tanksrawsome59 2 months ago
Simply Hillarious !!!! Mery Christmas to you & yours Jeff !!! Thanks for another year of great laughs !!!
puttrainguy 2 months ago
hell yea buddy
wvhunter981 2 months ago
yeeeeeeah buddy achmed,peanut and walter are my boys of this show XD
chipwreckedfan25 2 months ago
if you don't have a blow dryer use dynamite XD LOL at a low setting of course XD
chipwreckedfan25 2 months ago
Hehe, of course, dynamite fixes everything, doesn't it?... XD
JoeltheSwedishDragon 2 months ago
I love Peanut's tip. "To remove butter or cooking oil from your hands, use tree sap!" LOL
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jmantothehoop On December 24th, at 8 o'clock in the morning, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Johnson was found dead. Doctors couldnt come up with the cause of his death. His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out whathappened. Turns out he was still signed in myspace. She found out he had gone to sleep after he read and didnt repose a chain letter. If you dont repose this to 6 other videos, a girl with no face will kill you tonight srry. I dont want 2 die
TACOisYOURfriend 2 months ago
Peanut forever ^^
Guatem95 3 months ago
ur video uploads are all great…
wisemildred 3 months ago
walter and peanut are my favortie XD
anie64andvalerier20 3 months ago in playlist anie64andvalerier20's favorites
i love achmed out of all of them :D
larry12345 3 months ago 2
jeff:to remove tree sap from your hands use butter or cooking oil
peanut:and to remove butter or cooking oil from your hands use tree sap
rofl x
XOteddiursaOX 4 months ago
And to remove butter or cooking oil from your hands, use tree sap.
KTKomedy2813 4 months ago
walter is the future ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
deathbymonkeys1000 4 months ago
the whole video is so funny
fridaynightovernight 4 months ago
dam dynamite hurts but thanks anyway achmed
yusufrockd 5 months ago
And to remove butter or cooking oil from our hands, use tree sap... LOL
sammypop99 5 months ago
Why isn't Jeff in a costume?!
mega17 5 months ago
Walter scares the living shit out of me! imangine waking up to that face EVERYDAY!
s0672613971997 6 months ago
I gave my brother a gift card and he threw it out the window why that cost $ 20 i dont care anymore >3 >3
ayssany 6 months ago
My fav part is 0:27
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kasi1234567891 6 months ago
U can tell Jeff loves his fans at the end he always thanks them :)
oldhpirs4 6 months ago
lol i gave my friend jadon a gift card and i said "get ur own fucking shit"lol
321Bd321 7 months ago
there should be more shows with achmed the dead terrorist,he is the best of all
Superbryan10000 7 months ago 2
my fav part is at 0:25 it is so funny
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SpartiBURNOUT181 8 months ago
THESE THREE ARE MY FAVORITE
kaylanaboo123heykayl 8 months ago
111 people got a gift card
omgpushplay8 8 months ago
@omgpushplay8 112 now
dlcoates1 7 months ago
and to remove butter or cooking oil from your hand use tree sap
dantedee 8 months ago
I keeeeeeeeeell you!
scottadler 8 months ago 4
WALTER IS SO RIGHT HAHA
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Achievementsish 9 months ago
@Achievementsish DONT PUT THIS ON ANY WHERE ELSE ITS SO SCARY... IF YOU POST THIS ON ANYMORE JEFF DUNHAM VIDEOS....... achmed and I will KILLLLLLLL YOUUUUUU!!!!!
bnpsullivan 9 months ago
I love the puppets in their outfits
TheWallProductions17 10 months ago
@ShaunteWoody802 yeah its bullsh*t without youtube
AquaChiller 10 months ago
how can 108 people hate this vid its sooo fuuny those jack ases
Seraian1 10 months ago
108 people forgot to turn their dynamite onto low setting
duhbroz 11 months ago 4
I love Achmed...by THE way....hate THE fucking stories About Kissing your love of your life if i post that reaction that people give.,.i Hope THE people who come up with such stories Will be fucked by achmed and then die
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awwwww peanut looks soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo cute
gottalovegrif 1 year ago
awwwww penut looks soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo cute
gottalovegrif 1 year ago
Hey Jeff, When you coming out with new material. Especially with achmed.
whitepanther1011 1 year ago
"To remove tree sap from your hands, use butter or cooking oil."
"And to remove butter or cooking oil, use tree sap."
XD lmao!
ShadowTheSaiyanGirl 1 year ago 28
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Type PRIZE before youtube and hit enter
coolguysgun 1 year ago
its the perfect way of saying "heres $20 buy your own f****** gift
knucklez98 1 year ago 197
if don't know what to give your kids for a preasnt give them a give a gift and tell get your own fucking gifts lol
death88ish 1 year ago
Finally someone that speaks the truth about gift card! I think they are the lamest thing ever.
veerleke 1 year ago
if u do i just right with "4" he says tacos :D
Zigcack013 1 year ago
rofl also if u repeatedly press "3" its a rave party!! Uns Uns Uns Uns lol
joepigfresh 1 year ago
press the key "9" repeatedly it looks like jeff is chocking his chicken.
joepigfresh 1 year ago
Wow, how old is this?
mrceebees14 1 year ago
gift card lol hhahahahhahahahhaXDDDD
GTSgamer101 1 year ago
awww he didnt have BuBBa JR.
ALEXMASTER9999 1 year ago
Zionist Jeff Dunham and his Endless Propaganda.
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skyfish1440 1 year ago
I LOVE U ACHMED U RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK LUV YA I KILL U
FluffernutterTeddyy 1 year ago
anyone who watches this,click on the guy up above who has the most ratings or thumbs up and see his site and then tell me HOW HE GOT THAT MANY VOTES.This is Indian or Pakistani Manipulation of votes on Youtube.
2000tc88 1 year ago
@2000tc88 OK
FluffernutterTeddyy 1 year ago
Would somebody that pressed "dislike" please explain why?! I'm seriously curious as to how anybody couldn't laugh with this guy.
warriorsage1 1 year ago
@warriorsage1Look above. It`s the same reason people write exactly the same words down that the person on screen said,like the the dude that has 131 thumbs up.They are fucking idiots.And who the hell would vote that comment up.
They dont understand it,or are stupid,or want to repeat what we have just heard,FUCKING IDIOTS.
2000tc88 1 year ago
i rekon hunt dog eleven
paddytheskaterkid 1 year ago
heres 20$ get your own fucking gift
huntdog11 1 year ago
i gave my best friend $20 and i told her "get your own fucking gift!" and she just yells JEFF DUNHAM!!!
bfflilly9 1 year ago 128
@bfflilly9 DAT COM - Penut
Commonwealthave360 2 months ago
sigh... walkter, the grumpier the better
jlynxss 1 year ago
i love him! lol
Musicmksmyheartsing 1 year ago
here's $20 bucks get your own f**kin gift......xD epic
avii5429 1 year ago 6
103 people had to buy their own f***ing gift.
joeywomer 1 year ago 6
ok next year ill go with walter
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dont read this cuz it actully works you will get kissed on the nearest possibel friday from the love of you life tomorrow will the best day of your life however if you dont post this to three videos you willdie withintwo days now that you started reading this dont stop this is so scary post this to over five videos in 143 minutes when youre done press f6 and you crushs name will appear on the screenin big letters this is so scary but it realy works
mrbignacy 1 year ago
@mrbignacy stupid spammer
lucarioX1000 1 year ago
That some funny shit
iloveguys1234512 1 year ago
101 people got gift cards for Christmas
Halo2588 1 year ago 6
type gift befor youtube
Halo2588 1 year ago
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Jeff Dunham ''get them a gift card''
Walter ''It's the perfect way to say heres 20 bucks, get your own f****** gift''
hahahahahahahhhaah
zonking1 1 year ago
Jeff Dunham ''get them a gift card''
Walter ''It's the perfect way to say heres 20 bucks, get your own f****** gift''
acester333 1 year ago 11
this is hell funny
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"Heres Twenty bucks.Get your own Fucking Gift"
XRainingSlayer 1 year ago
Heres Twenty bucks.Get your own Fucking Gift
XRainingSlayer 1 year ago 2
@XRainingSlayer I will for fifdy bucks
zonking1 1 year ago
''Heres $20, get your own fucking gift!''
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I think I just realized the 4 stages of manhood...
First, you believe in Santa Claus...(age 0-13)
Second, you stop believing in Santa Claus...(age 13-24)
Third, you become Santa Claus...(24-50)
And fourth, you end up looking like Santa Claus...(50+)
Wait! Ther is a fifth stage of manhood: looking like Achmed--all bones.
Merry Christmas to you'all in whatever stage of manhood you are! Including the ones looking like Achmed!
XD
ThoughtGazeCarlos 1 year ago
Walter is the funniest
MrJfresh97 1 year ago
@MrJfresh97 i disagree though he is hilarious i believe if you tallied the votes in usa or spain or something the winner ( of course ) would be ACHMED THE DEAD TERRORIST!
RoseofSithis96 1 year ago
Walter reminds me of grandpa...
omgpushplay8 1 year ago 2
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dont click this button unless prepared for holiday epicness!
RoseofSithis96 1 year ago
if u dont have a blow dryer, use dynamite....on the lowest setting, of course:) oh achmed, always out to kill someone
Here's 20$, now go get your own fuckin gift!
haha chinese santa and achmed witha gay purple dude
omgpushplay8 1 year ago
so funny!
geoffpeterstrio 1 year ago
I like this video but I still think "elvisflorian" is funnier
Magicallybig 1 year ago
walter is everyone's grandparents
ultraepicman 1 year ago
99 people got gift cards
Ax07605 1 year ago 2
Heres' 20 bucks, get your own ******* gift!
pirategirlfan301 1 year ago 7
"Here's $20, get your own fucking gift"
XD
wolfdreamer9 1 year ago 3
i dont hate it i love it so much but i wanted to be the 100 hater xD and its so true GET UR OWN FKIN GIFT XD
180bananasplit 1 year ago
Crap American humor,1 chubby brown
MultiScottwilson 1 year ago
99 people used tree sap to remove butter from their hands.
midna007 1 year ago 5
how do 99 people hate this T_T
Zacherbntrimlyse 1 year ago
wtf
MrDarken176 1 year ago
jyf
MrDarken176 1 year ago
Lol, Melvin, Ahcmed, Walter and Peanut are the best ones
xCuddles34 1 year ago
I like this video but I still think spicy Jalepenos is funnier.
elvisflorian 1 year ago
@elvisflorian u mean Jose Jalapeno on a Stiick?
MackenzieStreeter094 1 year ago
I Love this...
But i dont like walter.
Hes grumpy.
Sophi2305 1 year ago
here's 20 buck go get your own F*%king gift
dracula103192 1 year ago 2
Lol open the comments list and look at all the responses to rouglord's comment. True creativity. I rofled.
BingtheLizard 1 year ago
lol give em a gift card! its ur own way of sayin "Heres 20 bucks! Go buy your own Fu****g Gift!" LMFAO WALTER
popstarzxxx 1 year ago
to get dust off ornaments use a hair dryer on the lowest setting
if u dont have a blow dryer, use dynamite.... on the lowest setting of course
CODLeGeNdMaKeRz 1 year ago
THE GAME!!!
GambitsGirl1 1 year ago
@GambitsGirl1 noooooooo I HATE U
therandomist1 1 year ago
@therandomist1 HAHAHA!!! Sorry. I just had to do it.
GambitsGirl1 1 year ago
@GambitsGirl1 kk
start a gain 30 secends to forget a bout the game snd GO
therandomist1 1 year ago
To remove shards of ornaments that got lodged in your face from setting the dynamite too high, use tree sap.
AzureClarity 1 year ago
walter just swears at everyone!
right
supereddyp 1 year ago 2
ironicly my sister gave me 20 bucks today for my birthday that and some nice cloths
underworldshinigami 1 year ago
I like this video but I still think rock band roid rage is funnier.
elvisflorian 1 year ago
use dynomite and get your own gift!!!!!
The13517 1 year ago
97 people had to get their own f---ing gifts.
puremask6 1 year ago 4
if you dont have blow dryer use dynamite i will try dynamite
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watch?v=ZjbJnZUJTYU
redbearization 1 year ago
if you dont have blow dryer use dynamite... on the low setting ofcourse
vapusalo 1 year ago 246
@vapusalo Congratulations, you copied a line from the video!
Dumbass.
Chameleonard 1 year ago
@ottomaddux. You are obviously a boredom
jeffhardy2220 1 year ago
@ottomaddux. Dude are you fucking serious what are you like a 45 year old man who is arguing with people 20 and under like straight out dimi
jeffhardy2220 1 year ago
lol ill use these tips
BEAGLE1226 1 year ago
get ur own fuken gift hahaha
flanrks15 1 year ago 3
fuck u
Collum707 1 year ago
jeff is so awesome i always forget that he's the one who's making them talk
he brings puppets to life thats for sure
rufumel113 1 year ago 3
97 idiots have tree sap in there brain
Aparrott1994 1 year ago 4
@Ottomaddux, dude, shut up!y don't adults have the right to put down quotes? They're just saying their favorite part if the video! I too occasionally get annoyed by quotes, but I don't flip out and act like a jerk!!! It's a free country right? So let us be!!!!!
LoveKittens99 1 year ago
here you go heres 20 bucks go buy ur own fucking gift lmfao xDxD
dymonddude1 1 year ago
oh thats what my dad means when i get a gift card on my birthday! XD
LillMissTV 1 year ago 2
you know what ottomadux we can do anything we want.
jadiee101 1 year ago
@ottomaddux. Can u please just get over it like seriously relax ur sacks I mean we are just having fun and writing our favorite statement of the show ok so shut the fuck up seriously
jeffhardy2220 1 year ago
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ottomaddux 1 year ago
@ottomaddux You sound like some one who has no sense of humour instead of whingeing about something we find so funny why dont you go to a site that you can watch paint dry !! And fuck off out of this one WE dont NEED IDIOTS like YOU ON HERE!!!!!
blondebabeify 1 year ago
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blondebabeify 1 year ago
@blondebabeify - Yet even as a child, I would have spelled correctly, used proper grammar, punctuation, and capitalization.
I guess there is nothing wrong with that, I just do not understand the appeal of writing a quote from a comedy sketch. To each his own.
ottomaddux 1 year ago 3
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XzHKJESSzX 1 year ago
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ottomaddux 1 year ago 2
@ottomaddux hahaha there's nothing wrong with stating ur fav quote :-P
samyruo101 1 year ago
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ottomaddux 1 year ago
@ottomaddux this is youtube, not america's got talent or some shit like that. so seriously, take a chill pill, no one has to show any intelligence when commenting on a comedic act. so in the words of peanut "WELL YOU'RE WRONG!!!!!" :-P
samyruo101 1 year ago
@ottomaddux You are such a tool..you obviously have no sense of humour,so why dont you go to another site like watching paint dry...and leave us to watching the funny stuff.......fuck off IDIOT !!!!!
blondebabeify 1 year ago
LOL @ Walter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
smjwood3 1 year ago
heres 20 bucks get ur own fucking gift
and if u dont have a blow dryer use dynamite
nelsonr12 1 year ago
Awesome!
blackdragoness21 1 year ago
Jeff to remove dust from christmass ordaments use a blowdryer in low setting
Achmed if you dont have a blowdryer use DYNAMITE! on a low setting of coarse X-D
legotanner 1 year ago
get a gift card means " here a card get your own fucking gift"
45gilbertchavez 1 year ago
wow thats funny
kimbamakidz 1 year ago
How can anyone thumbs down Jeff Dunham?! He's funny as hell.
HardcoreEnigma 1 year ago
WALTER SPEAKS TRUTH
mandyluv11 1 year ago 4
hahahahahahahahaahahahaha
rociob1234 1 year ago
good stuff char
char9133 1 year ago