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  • Not fraud. Trade. Stupid spell check...

  • And we didn't enslave Africans. The big tribes captured and sold them to us. Ever heard of the triangle fraud system? Learn it.

  • Ok dude America didnt start either world wars u dumb ass Germany did and we only bombed Japan after they bombed us after siding with hitler who started killing Jews we joined at the end of the first world war and the second so who said it was Islam u dumass get ur facts straight now go back to bin ladans little group shoo shoo

  • @searcher4heaven: r u ok?

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  • Ha!

  • Nice!

  • its the perfect way of saying "heres $20 buy your own Fuck*ng gift

    XD

  • Simply Hillarious !!!! Mery Christmas to you & yours Jeff !!! Thanks for another year of great laughs !!!

  • hell yea buddy

  • yeeeeeeah buddy achmed,peanut and walter are my boys of this show XD

  • if you don't have a blow dryer use dynamite XD LOL at a low setting of course XD

  • Hehe, of course, dynamite fixes everything, doesn't it?... XD

  • I love Peanut's tip. "To remove butter or cooking oil from your hands, use tree sap!" LOL

  • Peanut forever ^^

  • ur video uploads are all great…

    

  • walter and peanut are my favortie XD

  • i love achmed out of all of them :D

  • jeff:to remove tree sap from your hands use butter or cooking oil

    peanut:and to remove butter or cooking oil from your hands use tree sap

    rofl x

  • And to remove butter or cooking oil from your hands, use tree sap.

  • walter is the future ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • the whole video is so funny

  • dam dynamite hurts but thanks anyway achmed

  • And to remove butter or cooking oil from our hands, use tree sap... LOL

  • Why isn't Jeff in a costume?!

  • Walter scares the living shit out of me! imangine waking up to that face EVERYDAY!

  • I gave my brother a gift card and he threw it out the window why that cost $ 20 i dont care anymore >3 >3

  • My fav part is 0:27

  • U can tell Jeff loves his fans at the end he always thanks them :)

  • lol i gave my friend jadon a gift card and i said "get ur own fucking shit"lol

  • there should be more shows with achmed the dead terrorist,he is the best of all

  • my fav part is at 0:25 it is so funny

  • THESE THREE ARE MY FAVORITE

  • 111 people got a gift card

  • @omgpushplay8 112 now

    

  • and to remove butter or cooking oil from your hand use tree sap

  • I keeeeeeeeeell you!

  • WALTER IS SO RIGHT HAHA

  • @Achievementsish  DONT PUT THIS ON ANY WHERE ELSE ITS SO SCARY... IF YOU POST THIS ON ANYMORE JEFF DUNHAM VIDEOS....... achmed and I will KILLLLLLLL YOUUUUUU!!!!!

  • I love the puppets in their outfits

  • @ShaunteWoody802 yeah its bullsh*t without youtube

  • how can 108 people hate this vid its sooo fuuny those jack ases

  • 108 people forgot to turn their dynamite onto low setting

  • I love Achmed...by THE way....hate THE fucking stories About Kissing your love of your life if i post that reaction that people give.,.i Hope THE people who come up with such stories Will be fucked by achmed and then die

  • awwwww penut looks soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo cute

  • Hey Jeff, When you coming out with new material. Especially with achmed.

  • "To remove tree sap from your hands, use butter or cooking oil."

    "And to remove butter or cooking oil, use tree sap."

    XD lmao!

  • its the perfect way of saying "heres $20 buy your own f****** gift

  • if don't know what to give your kids for a preasnt give them a give a gift and tell get your own fucking gifts lol

  • Finally someone that speaks the truth about gift card! I think they are the lamest thing ever.

  • if u do i just right with "4" he says tacos :D

  • rofl also if u repeatedly press "3" its a rave party!! Uns Uns Uns Uns lol

  • press the key "9" repeatedly it looks like jeff is chocking his chicken.

  • Wow, how old is this?

  • gift card lol hhahahahhahahahhaXDDDD

  • awww he didnt have BuBBa JR.

  • Zionist Jeff Dunham and his Endless Propaganda.

  • I LOVE U ACHMED U RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK  LUV YA I KILL U

  • anyone who watches this,click on the guy up above who has the most ratings or thumbs up and see his site and then tell me HOW HE GOT THAT MANY VOTES.This is Indian or Pakistani Manipulation of votes on Youtube.

  • @2000tc88 OK

  • Would somebody that pressed "dislike" please explain why?! I'm seriously curious as to how anybody couldn't laugh with this guy.

  • @warriorsage1Look above. It`s the same reason people write exactly the same words down that the person on screen said,like the the dude that has 131 thumbs up.They are fucking idiots.And who the hell would vote that comment up.

    They dont understand it,or are stupid,or want to repeat what we have just heard,FUCKING IDIOTS.

  • i rekon hunt dog eleven

    

  • heres 20$ get your own fucking gift

  • i gave my best friend $20 and i told her "get your own fucking gift!" and she just yells JEFF DUNHAM!!!

  • @bfflilly9 DAT COM - Penut

    

  • sigh... walkter, the grumpier the better

  • i love him! lol

  • here's $20 bucks get your own f**kin gift......xD epic

  • 103 people had to buy their own f***ing gift.

  • ok next year ill go with walter

  • @mrbignacy stupid spammer

  • That some funny shit

  • 101 people got gift cards for Christmas

  • type gift befor youtube

  • Jeff Dunham ''get them a gift card''

    Walter ''It's the perfect way to say heres 20 bucks, get your own f****** gift''

  • this is hell funny

  • Heres Twenty bucks.Get your own Fucking Gift

  • @XRainingSlayer I will for fifdy bucks

  • ''Heres $20, get your own fucking gift!''

  • Walter is the funniest

  • @MrJfresh97 i disagree though he is hilarious i believe if you tallied the votes in usa or spain or something the winner ( of course ) would be ACHMED THE DEAD TERRORIST!

  • Walter reminds me of grandpa...

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    dont click this button unless prepared for holiday epicness!

  • if u dont have a blow dryer, use dynamite....on the lowest setting, of course:) oh achmed, always out to kill someone

    Here's 20$, now go get your own fuckin gift!

    haha chinese santa and achmed witha gay purple dude

  • so funny!

  • I like this video but I still think "elvisflorian" is funnier

  • walter is everyone's grandparents

  • 99 people got gift cards

  • Heres' 20 bucks, get your own ******* gift!

  • "Here's $20, get your own fucking gift"

    XD

  • i dont hate it i love it so much but i wanted to be the 100 hater xD and its so true GET UR OWN FKIN GIFT XD

  • Crap American humor,1 chubby brown

  • 99 people used tree sap to remove butter from their hands.

  • how do 99 people hate this T_T

  • wtf

  • jyf

  • Lol, Melvin, Ahcmed, Walter and Peanut are the best ones

  • I like this video but I still think spicy Jalepenos is funnier.

  • @elvisflorian u mean Jose Jalapeno on a Stiick?

  • I Love this...

    But i dont like walter.

    Hes grumpy.

  • here's 20 buck go get your own F*%king gift

  • Lol open the comments list and look at all the responses to rouglord's comment. True creativity. I rofled.

  • lol give em a gift card! its ur own way of sayin "Heres 20 bucks! Go buy your own Fu****g Gift!" LMFAO WALTER

  • to get dust off ornaments use a hair dryer on the lowest setting

    if u dont have a blow dryer, use dynamite.... on the lowest setting of course

  • THE GAME!!!

  • @GambitsGirl1 noooooooo I HATE U

  • @therandomist1 HAHAHA!!! Sorry. I just had to do it.

  • @GambitsGirl1 kk

    start a gain 30 secends to forget a bout the game snd GO

  • To remove shards of ornaments that got lodged in your face from setting the dynamite too high, use tree sap.

  • walter just swears at everyone!

    right

  • ironicly my sister gave me 20 bucks today for my birthday that and some nice cloths

  • I like this video but I still think rock band roid rage is funnier.

  • use dynomite and get your own gift!!!!!

  • 97 people had to get their own f---ing gifts.

  • if you dont have blow dryer use dynamite i will try dynamite

  • if you dont have blow dryer use dynamite... on the low setting ofcourse

  • @vapusalo Congratulations, you copied a line from the video!

    Dumbass.

  • @ottomaddux. You are obviously a boredom

  • @ottomaddux. Dude are you fucking serious what are you like a 45 year old man who is arguing with people 20 and under like straight out dimi

  • lol ill use these tips

  • get ur own fuken gift hahaha

  • fuck u

    

  • jeff is so awesome i always forget that he's the one who's making them talk

    he brings puppets to life thats for sure

  • 97 idiots have tree sap in there brain

  • @Ottomaddux, dude, shut up!y don't adults have the right to put down quotes? They're just saying their favorite part if the video! I too occasionally get annoyed by quotes, but I don't flip out and act like a jerk!!! It's a free country right? So let us be!!!!!

  • here you go heres 20 bucks go buy ur own fucking gift lmfao xDxD

  • oh thats what my dad means when i get a gift card on my birthday! XD

  • you know what ottomadux we can do anything we want.

  • @ottomaddux. Can u please just get over it like seriously relax ur sacks I mean we are just having fun and writing our favorite statement of the show ok so shut the fuck up seriously

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  • @ottomaddux You sound like some one who has no sense of humour instead of whingeing about something we find so funny why dont you go to a site that you can watch paint dry !!  And fuck off out of this one WE dont NEED IDIOTS like YOU ON HERE!!!!!

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  • @blondebabeify - Yet even as a child, I would have spelled correctly, used proper grammar, punctuation, and capitalization.

    I guess there is nothing wrong with that, I just do not understand the appeal of writing a quote from a comedy sketch. To each his own.

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  • @ottomaddux hahaha there's nothing wrong with stating ur fav quote :-P

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  • @ottomaddux this is youtube, not america's got talent or some shit like that. so seriously, take a chill pill, no one has to show any intelligence when commenting on a comedic act. so in the words of peanut "WELL YOU'RE WRONG!!!!!" :-P

  • @ottomaddux You are such a tool..you obviously have no sense of humour,so why dont you go to another site like watching paint dry...and leave us to watching the funny stuff.......fuck off IDIOT !!!!!

  • LOL @ Walter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • heres 20 bucks get ur own fucking gift

    and if u dont have a blow dryer use dynamite

  • Awesome!

  • Jeff to remove dust from christmass ordaments use a blowdryer in low setting

    Achmed if you dont have a blowdryer use DYNAMITE! on a low setting of coarse X-D

  • get a gift card means " here a card get your own fucking gift"

  • wow thats funny

  • How can anyone thumbs down Jeff Dunham?! He's funny as hell.

  • WALTER SPEAKS TRUTH

  • hahahahahahahahaahahahaha

  • good stuff char