"THERE IS NO ELEVEN YOU FUCKING WHORE!"
"Rude language."
ShockExodus 2 weeks ago
This has been flagged as spam show
"Really? Hang up. No shit."
arisacat12 6 months ago
"I'm sorry. But this persons voicemail box is full."
"Oh I'm gonna kill myself. I'm gonna kill myself!"
Emper0rH0rde 8 months ago
Lol reminds me of xbox 360 service line
cravingjdawg 9 months ago
Isn't Church actually able to stab a computer program in theory?
135forte 10 months ago 4
This reminds me of my experience calling U.S. Student Aid customer service.
"Please state the full name of the university you wish to attend."
"McGill University."
...long pause... "I'm sorry, I didn't understand that. Please state--"
"...I'm sorry, I didn't--" "MCGILL UNIVERSITY."
...long pause... "You said, Caplin University. Is this correct?"
"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU--"
"I'm sorry, I didn't understand that. Please state the full name..."
petitequinte 1 year ago
What episode is this?
sickpuppiesfan97 1 year ago
Machine(cont): to page this person, press 6
Church: COME ON!!!
Machine: To repeat this message, press 9
Church: I WILL FUCKING STAB YOU COMPUTER PHONE LADY!
Machine: to mark this message as urgent, press 11
Church: THERE IS NO ELEVEN YOU FUCKING WHORE!!!!!
Doc: Rude language
BVW16 1 year ago
@BVW16 I believe doc says "Ohh Language"
supersoniche 1 year ago
Machine: You have rached the voice mail system
Church: *sigh* ok ok come on
Machine: To leave a message, just wait for the tone
Church: I know how to leave a goddamned message
Machine: When you are finished recording, please hang up or press pound from our options
Church: Really, hang up, NO SHIT, i was just going to keep talking 'till he decided to check his voicemail
Machine: For delivery options, press 5
Church: JUST GIVE ME THE DAMN BEEP
Machine: To leave a call back number, press 8
THERE IS NO ELLEVEN!!! i lov this vid me and my friend saw a kingdom hearts parody and its an ongoing joke between us now.
izzibizzi123 1 year ago
@izzibizzi123 How does Kingdom Hearts parody have anything to do with this? O_o
achievements4all 1 year ago
@achievements4all um idk cuz its funny and why do u care?
@izzibizzi123 um idk it was funny and why do u care?
funniest episode ever! 0:38 - 0:49
lopez1397 1 year ago
lmfao
xD
"i know how to leave a god damn message.!"
"i will fucking stab u computer phone lady.!"
"WHEN U R FINISHED RECORDING,HANG UP,OR PRESS POUND FOR MORE OPTIONS.oh,really,hang up,no shit,i was jst gonna keep tlking until he decides to check his messages."
gummiibears1 2 years ago 2
lol "to mark as urgent press 11. there is no 11 you fucking whore!!!!" lol lol lol
pli31295 2 years ago 25
best part
zorokicksass60 2 years ago
Doc: oooooohooooo language!!
apersonwhoisamember 2 years ago
Funnyest episode ever
Thatvideoguy2 2 years ago
lol
RAM4486 2 years ago
ooooh language!
Ninjamonkeypirates 2 years ago
"I know how to leave a god damn message"
"I WILL FUCKING STAB YOU COMPUTER PHONE LADY"
morzanthegreat 2 years ago
rofl." I will fucking stab you computer phone lady." lol and " there is no 11 you fucking whore." lmao
CoffeeWeiner 2 years ago
Laughs to death
MasterPhoenixboy764 2 years ago
okay my friend did this to just piss me off...it went on and on and on i was about to go phyco
brandypierce14 3 years ago 13
"THERE IS NO ELEVEN YOU FUCKING WHORE!"
"ooh language!"
dylad 3 years ago 3
lol!
TankManer 3 years ago 2
agreed XD
courtney192 3 years ago 2
"THERE IS NO ELEVEN YOU FUCKING WHORE!"
"Rude language."
ShockExodus 2 weeks ago
This has been flagged as spam show
"Really? Hang up. No shit."
arisacat12 6 months ago
"I'm sorry. But this persons voicemail box is full."
"Oh I'm gonna kill myself. I'm gonna kill myself!"
Emper0rH0rde 8 months ago
Lol reminds me of xbox 360 service line
cravingjdawg 9 months ago
Isn't Church actually able to stab a computer program in theory?
135forte 10 months ago 4
This reminds me of my experience calling U.S. Student Aid customer service.
"Please state the full name of the university you wish to attend."
"McGill University."
...long pause... "I'm sorry, I didn't understand that. Please state--"
"McGill University."
"...I'm sorry, I didn't--" "MCGILL UNIVERSITY."
...long pause... "You said, Caplin University. Is this correct?"
"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU--"
"I'm sorry, I didn't understand that. Please state the full name..."
petitequinte 1 year ago
What episode is this?
sickpuppiesfan97 1 year ago
Machine(cont): to page this person, press 6
Church: COME ON!!!
Machine: To repeat this message, press 9
Church: I WILL FUCKING STAB YOU COMPUTER PHONE LADY!
Machine: to mark this message as urgent, press 11
Church: THERE IS NO ELEVEN YOU FUCKING WHORE!!!!!
Doc: Rude language
BVW16 1 year ago
@BVW16 I believe doc says "Ohh Language"
supersoniche 1 year ago
Machine: You have rached the voice mail system
Church: *sigh* ok ok come on
Machine: To leave a message, just wait for the tone
Church: I know how to leave a goddamned message
Machine: When you are finished recording, please hang up or press pound from our options
Church: Really, hang up, NO SHIT, i was just going to keep talking 'till he decided to check his voicemail
Machine: For delivery options, press 5
Church: JUST GIVE ME THE DAMN BEEP
Machine: To leave a call back number, press 8
BVW16 1 year ago
THERE IS NO ELLEVEN!!! i lov this vid me and my friend saw a kingdom hearts parody and its an ongoing joke between us now.
izzibizzi123 1 year ago
@izzibizzi123 How does Kingdom Hearts parody have anything to do with this? O_o
achievements4all 1 year ago
@achievements4all um idk cuz its funny and why do u care?
izzibizzi123 1 year ago
@izzibizzi123 um idk it was funny and why do u care?
izzibizzi123 1 year ago
funniest episode ever! 0:38 - 0:49
lopez1397 1 year ago
lmfao
xD
"i know how to leave a god damn message.!"
"i will fucking stab u computer phone lady.!"
"WHEN U R FINISHED RECORDING,HANG UP,OR PRESS POUND FOR MORE OPTIONS.oh,really,hang up,no shit,i was jst gonna keep tlking until he decides to check his messages."
gummiibears1 2 years ago 2
lol "to mark as urgent press 11. there is no 11 you fucking whore!!!!" lol lol lol
pli31295 2 years ago 25
best part
zorokicksass60 2 years ago
Doc: oooooohooooo language!!
apersonwhoisamember 2 years ago
Funnyest episode ever
Thatvideoguy2 2 years ago
lol
RAM4486 2 years ago
ooooh language!
Ninjamonkeypirates 2 years ago
"I know how to leave a god damn message"
"I WILL FUCKING STAB YOU COMPUTER PHONE LADY"
morzanthegreat 2 years ago
rofl." I will fucking stab you computer phone lady." lol and " there is no 11 you fucking whore." lmao
CoffeeWeiner 2 years ago
Laughs to death
MasterPhoenixboy764 2 years ago
okay my friend did this to just piss me off...it went on and on and on i was about to go phyco
brandypierce14 3 years ago 13
"THERE IS NO ELEVEN YOU FUCKING WHORE!"
"ooh language!"
dylad 3 years ago 3
lol!
TankManer 3 years ago 2
agreed XD
courtney192 3 years ago 2