Maronzio Vance Presents: Puffy is Poison

[IzzyFree89]

Hilarious! Still as funny as the first time I watched it

[pynkstarr]

Thumbs up if Necole Bitchie sent you here....lol

[KingGreqo]

How does this only have 50,000 views after 3.5 years? This is a classic.

[mzjonelle26]

soo true! smh

[endlessdomi]

Real tears!!!!

[deidah00]

i know ray j but who you?

[TENITIYA]

omg u better stop lol aint tht dudes a actor sittin next him

[sp1duh84]

Next on the list: Machine Gun Kelly & French Montana.

[sp1duh84]

"The Goddamn Lox..."

[natrlchallenge]

LOL, this video is old, but it is so funny! It is true, though!

[Adzodzo]

Tha'ts why I wept when I saw Janelle Monae signed to Bad Boy. We will never hear from that talented perfection again.....*pour some liquor for her career*

[MsKittenz1]

Carl Thomas was the ish! And where is he.........don't trust puffy! He drops artist all the time.....waste yer time signing a contract with him.

[texasdym3]

Lmao hell what happened to b2k gay ass that nigga kills careers

[mscanela27]

Lmao love your videos your so damn funny and on point I read a book about puffy dancing with the devil if u haven't read it btw i think your handsome

[GambitNS]

Congrats on the Coors Light Commercial

[Honidipped]

its 2011 ... im over here dying laughin!

[LayLand620]

The goddamn Lox..

[DONDEESEL1]

Lmmmfaoooo diddy aint poision he just business man

[heinekd]

i hope nothin happens to MGK....god be with him

[Mwanzasb]

Faith is in Kerry Hilson's music video lol!

[cookimonstr7]

Lolol I've been saying this same thing for years

[Foamposite26]

he was right about shyne being dim once he got out

[evilkittie2103]

"the goddamn Lox!"

[Prinzess26]

"you know how much sex I had because of "Emotional"??" LOLMAO

[MrMackJr2U]

Brandy be like Oh Yeah dats Brandy brutha

[ydouhateme1]

This shit is soooooooooooooooooooooo funny. still laughin omg ma side hurts.

[imoss18]

lol Red Cafe is up next

[miamorjuiicy21]

lmao wow funny and cute ! thanks for the entertainment dude

[ElUnico6917]

B5,112, 8Ball& MJG, Black Rob, Boyz N Da Hood, Craig Mack,Carl Thomas, Cassie, Dream, Danity Kane, Da Band, Donnie Klang, Elephant Man, Faith Evans, G-Dep, Gorilla Zoe, Junior Mafia, Lil' Kim, Loon, Notorious B.I.G, Mario Winans, Mase, Loon, New Edition, Shyne, Total, The Lox, Yung-Joc and many many more got fukked over by P.Diddy.....

[crit1227]

@ElUnico6917

Mary J Blidge, Cheri Dennis is two missing. This is insane. All this people who worked with him and their careers are OVER

[checkmateforever]

Ole'dude makes some great points about Puffy's effect on artists.

[413NOTSREHTAEF]

the messd up part is what he said about Shyne, actually came true because that nigga came outta jail wack as hell. lmao

[BigTymeDVINE]

Brandy be like, oh yeah, thas Brandy brotha...

LMFAO

[Papasean7]

LOL... Day 26, that's how many days they went without being paid...lol. Diet 112, that was funny.

[noirnoticvibe]

Puffy got your soul..... lmao.... yo you are a genius..

[Franch1zE45]

hahaha lol man that lil dance of his had me cftu at 3:18 when he was like "i dont write rhymes, i write CHECKS!"

[Franch1zE45]

* 6:18 my bad

[shaunhoward]

we need a part 3!

[wubranch1]

"Then their parents said get away from that crazy black man"lol



[shadybaby31]

This never gets old, pure genius!!! Take that take that!! LOL

[shadybaby31]

This never gets old! Pure genius!! Take that take that!! LOL

[mizshae]

2 yrs later...Still funny as hell!

[TroubleSome200]

yer black so your gay nigger

[timms87]

lmao rap is ass now

[redprincess237]

this shit is funny as hell

[dchaney1982]

Oh yea I am definitely subbing hahahaha Good sh!t

[Craverofchocolate]

The light skinned chick with short hair from Total is married to Omar Epps, and they have kids.

[kingjones1022]

i dnt write rhymes, i write checks hahaha

[Channel522]

lol i've seen this truth video 4x so far and damn still crack me up

[MzTastee2]

lol i h0pe u dont go missing cuz u did this video...and by the way love it..llol

[schooldaze21]

They was playing it at Churches...

[concept7x]

Black Rob is out robin black people! hahaha

[tweetyblue704]

day26 w/o pay LMFAO

[gghhaatt]

Wow this this dude is on the money PUFF Daddy is poicon fucking poison

[dtrizz1]

FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!!!!!

[OMGLadyC10]

he has a point...oh my

[69kirby69]

i agreeeeeee!!!!!!!!

[Phillip101111]

Rick Ross and Janelle Monae better watch out.

[hanrahanorama]

fuck puffy, where is craig mack?!?!?!?!

[Chinaija]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LMAO! omg u hang wit Godfrey? i love both of yall! aww that makes me happy, lol. this video was too much. but he really is poison tho, people just dont be noticing!

[xiaural2]

didn't black rob say by the time his album came out he was broke, and owed the record company behind puff - dude was breakin into peoples hotel rooms - thats some shit.

[barbie1091]

this is kinda true...i dnt think he had anything to do with biggie's death but everyone who puffy either help start thier career or either signed with bad boy....is no where in sight....

[Hollyweirdrevealed]

You know the deal puffy is a snake

[johnny718bravo]

Where the hell is Craig Mack???

[shawtyrock22]

Tito Jackson kids look scary.!

[Lyric1235]

HAHAHAHA dis is da shitz,,,,hello ......goodmornin

[Jackpana]

Diddy ain't poison....He just takes advantage of people that let him.

[lindsayacon]

Maybe Clive Davis should dance in the background" hahahaha! you are so SILLY!

Lol "RayJ"

[Jlunatv]

Yo good job on last comic standing!!

[funkanella]

The LOX....... The got damn LOx!! lol

[HipHopJL28]

rap is ass now LOL

[101feven101]

most of what you said in the video is true but for the people who left Bad Boy like Faith Evans, it's not puffy's fault. Faith Evans could sign to any label and have an album out.

[101feven101]

i hate ray-j he is so egotistical

the only hit he had was "sexy can i"

[101feven101]

What about rev run? he is a reverend and raps

also there is christian rap

[jizz8851]

Can i get John Madden?

I cant let you walk to the fornt wit dat LMAOOOO

[lemons82]

dang, now that you mention it...

[051290ma]

da brat was never on bad boy lol

[HowCanSheSlap1983]

@051290ma pay attention, he was saying da brat dated a girl from total

[Blacksky17]

@051290ma He didn't mean it like that. He meant that one of the women from total was sleeping with da brat.

[seun0203]

lol i meant biggie

[seun0203]

guerilla black was like a total rip off og bigei, lol funny video

[maitai302]

WHOA THIS IS TRUE

[kazecam]

funny stuff, and is that sitting next to him?

[redsoxfan1]

@kazecam i think its Godfrey

[TaureanRuler]

"i don't write rhymes i write checks" LOL

[NotoriousTW]

50 cent said he got a job as a songwriter on bad boy but he carried a gat at the time so puffy fired him dam he got lucky

[xldjvista]

@The333rd What type of fucking music? Did you even watch the video? Shit!!!!

[draglee04]

real talk!

[limeclementine]

brandy brother. still like that up to today! he needs to drag his sister out in leather for anyone to recognize him. where's porno kim kardash? why does he need to keep pimping brandy?..can't he at least hang on to his ex-girlfriend and leave his sister alone? and as for shine. that brings so much lols because as we all know sean combs forced that guy to move from the country. he's out on some island and the truth about his boss is never gonna come out ever.

[4thletta]

Niggaz who fucked with puffy list revised:

Shyne-out of Jail but deported

Mark Curry--Another talented artist that never got a chance to drop a Solo album but had the Balls to expose Puffy for who he is(A Snake)

Black Rob-In Jail

Jo Jo Pellegrino-Talented White rapper who with the right promotion could have been along the lines of Eminem

HoodFellas-Hot as fuck,but puffy put out that wack ass group "Da Band".So HoodFellas never seen the light of day

You get the point

.

[shutupho07]

@4thletta DAMN Black Rob was the shit like he saud EVERYONE jammed WHOA

[Eden2Gethsemane]

@4thletta

What about:

Mario Winans

Dream

and O-Town...when puffy was tryna get pop!

[alishajoh]

Loon looked like Mased who had worked out ahahahahaha!

[SupremeMagnetic609]

Day 26:

What is that, how many days you went without pay? Lmao

He change his name like he runnin from child support.

This week i'm "diddy".. Classic Shit Fam

[complete93]

I think that the dude sittin' next to him in the restaurant is Godfrey.

Another comedian.

Vance is hilarious

[SciA]

that shit about tito jackson's kids was funny shit

[Omni999]

This is hysterical! I seen this dude on tv before. He is funny!

[Aty2ud]

Puff can just hang it up!! This Negro ON POINT!! LMBO WTH happened to LIL KIM Y'ALL??? She got touch by The Hip-Hop Angel of Death, Puffy aka Piddy aka P. Sissy...lol "Day 26, what is that the Diet 112? 2DF!! 8-O

[Domini478]

Lil Kim never was on Bad Boy, dumbass...

[Aty2ud]

Never said she was Jackazz! Neither was my boy Chauncey A.K.A. Loon, but you wouldn't know that since you don't do your homework b4 u reply AZZ WHIP! :) How U doin? LOL

[angiequick3333]

"soul keeper" fuckn hilarious!

[kudabeen]

What is really funny to me is that this video is edited in a way that makes it seem like it is really long and the dude that sitting next to homie is steady stuffing his face, like he doesn't have to pay for the food.

"Yay you a wild dude...can I get some extra cheese on that (to waiter)...Oh that's funny as hell...Do ya'll have sweet cream butter for this shrimp (to waiter)..."

Hilarious.

[DaFlyezt1]

Puffy is the devil.

[ludious73]

IT'S SO TRUE! I been smelling this for a while now!!! This dude is not a career disease, he is a career executioner!

[RnBaby9]

been saying this shit for yearss..my mom would always call me a hater..how can i be a effing hater when shits true lol...maronzio is on pointt

[mikaelia0724]

3:52 lmao

[uglyassbitch06]

DONT FORGET DONNY LMAO

[TheHeartfeltHoney]

yo this ish is freaking hilarious! im done lmao

[thecheesburgler]

lol

[Battydoesitgood1]

he is too funny - but is teelin the truth

[DaveyXL]

Loon is a Muslim now... he really let himself go...

[IzzyBabee15]

what do you mean he let himself go? cuz he muslim? wtf?

[DaveyXL]

@IzzyBabee15 .. nah.. not at all what i meant... not in shape or as well kept as he was is what i mean... totally taken outta context

[IzzyBabee15]

oh, sorry i'm muslim, and I was like wtf is dude saying? don't worry about it.

[DaveyXL]

@IzzyBabee15 ooh, ok... my bad... i should've been clearer...

[Nfaredforlife]

This dude is tellin the DAMN TRUTH!!!!! I been sayin this same shit FOREVER-- Danity Kane, Tonya Blount.. the list goes on and on and on..

[YaGirlSDL]

HILARIOUS!!

[djdonjuan0505]

I urge everyone to subscribe to this man's page!! i did.

[MarchiequezDaBest]

Dis man knows so many secrets unknow 2 da world

[ronielo]

3:40 lmao !!!

[Azlema]

LMAO... I love this man! He's hilarious... and everything he said is true!

Maronzio, you're amazing. You should come to West Palm Beach, FL... and do a show here.

[Penabiri]

I wish I could sue Puffy successfully from where I'm at now

[CEEPMDEE]

LOL!

everything this guy just said is ON POINT!

Dude is halarious but all that shit is so true.

[NytieKnight]

i think Bad Boy Records is an underground cult that demands that the headmaster Diddy has to collect these people to sacrifice to Satan lol. Maronzio you should update Diddy is poison when he destroys 15 other people....or has he already? lol

[RevengeOfTheMonkey]

'You were with Jennifer Lopez.... but she did leave you when you needed her the most'. This never gets old.

[lovechrissmag]

This is sooooo true! U need to update this!

[VNSW]

he brought them orphans together lmao!!

[atlantabanner]

I laughed so hard I got a cramp in my side! I guess the truth really does hurt!

[34Illmatic]

Good insight Maronzio. Puffy (or whatever he calls himself now) is poison. (And wack)

[4thletta]

G-dep-Cracked out Shyne-in prision L.O.X-Fucked over by diddy Total-fucked over by diddy, i heard one of them was working at Wal-Mart(No BullShit) Loon-Converted to islam Black Rob-Robbin Niggaz again Notorious B.I.G-1972-1997 God bless the dead Young Joc-In court over money,Called diddy a homo Danity Kane-Fucked over cause of egos and Diddy Da Band-????? Faith Evans-Fucked over by Diddy, Coked out at one point You get the point, P Diddy aka the Suge Knight of the East Coast.

[MrsSeanPaul]

dope axx list though!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MrsSeanPaul]

and dont forget that one girl who dint get to be in DK, but he said he was gunna sign, she was a lil short & light wait chubby annnd...theres dumb axx people! lol

[Entropy161]

@4thletta LOL Good post/comment.

As for Da Band, Puffy broke them up himself--He decided to sign Babs, Ness, and Choppa/Young City, and left Fred, Sara, and Dylan without a Record Deal. However, Babs, Ness, and Choppa migh as well not have a Record Deal either, because none of them have done ANYTHING since Da Band was broken up...6 years ago...

[deepfriedtnecks]

@4thletta Dudes need 2 read contracts b4 they sign em, the music indstry is just than industry its business, not 2 defend Diddy artists need 2 b about they business...

[YuPiMSPECL]

Cheri Dennis had that summer hit I Love You. I blasted that driving around the city. Reminded me of that OTHER chicak Puffy slid a summer banger to way back..... GINA THOMPSON! Remember her?! Lolololol..... I watch this video often when I need a pick me up. Indeed Puffy is Posion!

[APRILSUNSHYNE83]

this man needs his own show i would watch everyday freaking day

[tnj2323]

"He brought them orphans together and put em in a house and tried to make a cd..."

LOL!

[linZ82baby]

i stumbled across Brandy's Twitter...her Bio says: I'm Ray J's Sister. (huh??) i fell out my damn chair! HAHA!

nooo bxtch, YOU'RE the famous one...not HIM...YOU are! LMAO

[TheLazyAngel89]

even Big didn't want to do some of the songs that puffy had him do e.g. One More Chance

[YuPiMSPECL]

I die laughing everytime I see this series! LoL....Loon has changed his name and converted to Islam.

[Jamatics]

he own your soul

ETHER

[tookallmymoney]

lmao..black rob out robbin ppl....2:33...im dyin...and crack mack needing proactive..lol

[jithe3rd]

fuck puffy hes the devil incarnated. that muthafuka became famous for stealing others shit, he sampled everyone from diana ross to the Luniz. he changed his fuckin name so he could sample himself, fuck puff daddy , P.diddy, diddly what ever the fuck his name is this week fuck that nigga sean combs

[MOBROOKS]

WOW! hahaha!! this is the first video of this guy I've seen. this cat is funny as hell!!! I AM A HUGE PUFF SUPPORTER but I laughed my ass off watchin this. now this is the kind of dude that could kick it with me and my boys. speakin of boys, is that godfrey beside you eatin like a somalian? lol anybody ever tell you you look like mos def? lol

good video. make more!

[Paradise2003]

so funny and so true!! Anybody that signs to Bad Boy is doomed......and dumb as hell 4 not heeding to all the warnings.

[SuchAFuknNerd]

Everything you said in this video was the TRUTH! Everything you have said has been the same shit I have been saying for years. Diddy is like poison for real. He's a fuckin jinx!

The only artist Diddy promotes the most is HIMSELF..and I don't even consider Diddy an artist. He needs major singers like Christina Aguilera, Keyshia Cole, Big Boi, etc. to be featured on his songs so that his singles and albums will sell well.

[haitiancuttie]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THE F-ING THRUTH! "you know how many sex i had!" LMAOOO

[MoneyRizzle51iZz0h]

he speakz the truth!!! yall the haterz cuz yall dont wanna hear it! haha

[Poetryisalive]

I don't care what no one saids, this is funny...

[FABNEWYORK]

YOUR just a frustrated fan TRYING to build a comedic comic career by TEARING something down.

If you realll did your research, you'll see that ALL of those artist were NOTHING before Bad Boy and were simply NOT able to continue on there own once they had hits. .

Your just a BROKE ass hater!!!!

[tanio12]

"ou'll see that ALL of those artist were NOTHING before Bad Boy and were simply NOT able to continue on there own once they had hits. ."

So does this include Mary J Blige and Notorious Big who I know Puffy didn't break him off the change he so rightfully deserve. Does this also include the LOX in which all three had to get at Puffy about their money.

[ratkins2323]

you are so oblivious

[JoJa00]

LOVE IT. You speaking the truth. Everyone knows Bay Boy is bad luck but I guess its just for the opportunity hoping you might get something

[brokencrayolazs]

lmfaooo

[Miss56Ace]

hot shyt! u had me on the floor

[NubianGoddez]

Too funny!!! in the words of wrestler Kurt Angle *its true, its all true* p shitty is poison.

[Skrufff25]

The way he talks reminds me of Mos Def. Dis dude funny man!!!! ..lol

[breezycomicalqt]

You dont know hood nigga ??? Thats my shit !!!!!!

[MizAlexandria]

lol you need to update this because he has messed up even more careers since this.

[ratkins2323]

lmao i know right haha not to mention he's messin around with that infant whore cassie

[souljaworldtv]

Yeah & don't 4get about The Hitmen(prod. team) & his Music Publishing as a whole too.

[TribeofShabazz]

you said you can't be no reverend and a rapper. What about all the cats in the Nation of Islam and the Nation of Gods & Earths who rap, but are also ministers, captains, and lietuenants, yet we don't say nothing about these brothers. Just something to think about...Peace god!

Mathematically Yours,

Angelo Allah -a.k.a- MUSLIM SON/ Hijo Musulman

[emceemaka]

You have added pics and text., How do you do that without losing your views? I would / need to know.

[Taaffeman127]

"puffy is poison, no disrespect to puffy" bahahaha

[jlm1973]

He's so funny, til he's adorable!!! LOL

[emceemaka]

I am # 10,000. Yay! One, Maka

[clammyclaude]

i agree with everything u said but i dnt htink ready to die is in top 5 greatest rap albums bro...deff not

[EnveBeats]

VERY True!! Puffy still gets his BIG Check so he dont really care what happens 2 every2 else<<

[jade2002]

Wow this is sooo true

[emceemaka]

I had to watch this again ... as I have many times before. Just dropping by to give a shout out once again. Listen to this man people. Keep Hip Hop Alive! One, Maka

[cherryz88]

DAY26 IS GONNA MAKE IT!! (i hope, fingers crossed)

[cherryz88]

is that Godfrey(sp) the comedian sitting next to him? he's funny

[CR00K]

Man, this dude is hysterical. Really though, you're right. Favorited.

[jux55]

you need a tv show.....

[PjSparkle08]

The Lox...The Got Damn Lox, THE LOX! LOL, *hits subscribe*, i will be back when i need to laugh again, youre hilarious, and R.I.P to all those "dead" artists

[monksquare]

this guy just misses that old sku real music that puffy and them all had coming nowadays music is dead we miss old sku