Yeah, the whole minimizing reality time by sleeping just depressed me because I most definitely having been engaging in that myself as of late. Right on.
Again I have to praise the work of the lord when she thoughout of creatin' you and the boys. I am a feminist... and athiest, so lets just praise your parents for fucking and call it a day.
Top notch my friend, seriously great stuff you have going on with your videos. Currently I am at a campsite in Ohio near Erie C. that has the netty, this is so very rare. So what do I do with my precious net time... ahhh spend it with you!!!! HA!
i know what u mean about puttin smiley faces and things like that cause i been doin that. I only go on msn mess to check emails but there would always be 1 person say hey and i put a smiley face lol*quickly signs off*
Still drunk. Go fourth of July! I will now leave you some creepy messages via-myspace. Also.. TMI time, but I took a poop and got extremely nervous because I realized I forgot to lock the door and I was in the bathroom where the door was to far away to kinda do the jump up and lock it thing. So the whole time I glanced at the door and listened for a "EEE EEE EEE" like in the movies. Nothing actually happened, but it was still a very un-nerving poop.
I feel like im a stalker. Because I know way to much stuff about you,and you dont know anything about me. Not to mention Nigel;totally my friend on myspace. Im pretty sure that ups it a notch. Im almost positive I bought you for a sack of coins. I never got my delivery.Semi-disappointed.Anyway. Im pretty drunk by now. Ill probably regret this comment tomorrow. I hope I spelt everything correctly because Ill be like"god damn it I spelled suppose to wrong. Arr" if I ever come to look at it again.
that dramatization of the sleeping pill/instant messenger experience was the funniest damn thing I've seen in a while
what can you say about Mr. RayFace...moves like that, while sporting that shark-like smile...he would tear up any dance crew like old Ben Gardner's boat
I should have a team of unpaid interns standing by to meticulously blow-dry my entire body at all times. I will settle for nothing less. Fuck the naysayers.
What would be really interesting is how it would sound in court. 'What we the prosecution will try to prove ladies and gentlemen of the jury, is that the defendant, sitting before you today, repeatedly did stab the victim, Mr Peppito, mid excretia, and did so with malice aforethought...'
Nigel was trying to sleep at the time. He said it sounded like 4 basketball teams were simultaneously playing full-court with all they had. Them legs can move.
That is one sexy dancer LightRay. But he can't possibly be from NYC with those moves. I agree a midwipe stabbing would be truly sucky. Getting f'd in the ass is the answer to everything. lol Don't hate the video it was pure EndlessJoe. I've missed heeem. Good to see you again.
the pooping/stabbed story reminds me of that guy who's toilet exploded while he was on it. supposedly, he was only "going number one", but which is worse? being the guy pooping and thrown 10 feet into the air, or being the guy that pees sitting down?...
haha my.....curtains. funny dude really funny great videos keep it up
HAHAWhatAFuckinChode 3 years ago
What's the song that you're listening to in your car? BOM BOM...
Flagheimer 3 years ago
I believe that would be "Eddie's Ragga" by Spoon.
endlessjoe 3 years ago
Yeah, the whole minimizing reality time by sleeping just depressed me because I most definitely having been engaging in that myself as of late. Right on.
bluessoul 3 years ago
My my my... Joseph.
Again I have to praise the work of the lord when she thoughout of creatin' you and the boys. I am a feminist... and athiest, so lets just praise your parents for fucking and call it a day.
Top notch my friend, seriously great stuff you have going on with your videos. Currently I am at a campsite in Ohio near Erie C. that has the netty, this is so very rare. So what do I do with my precious net time... ahhh spend it with you!!!! HA!
AsertyDances 3 years ago
Glad you could spend some time while you're out there at large, being a bad-ass. You melt the ice around my cold, black heart, yo!
endlessjoe 3 years ago
i know what u mean about puttin smiley faces and things like that cause i been doin that. I only go on msn mess to check emails but there would always be 1 person say hey and i put a smiley face lol*quickly signs off*
weerichy 3 years ago
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeheeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeh ehhnn
Paperlilies 3 years ago
I want an I Like Birds ringtone :o
GreenAcresRebecca 3 years ago
wow nice danceing, i need to learn that ;0)
cool video ;0)
BEX27EYH 3 years ago
I like to sleep at work to minimize that reality. I like to quote peter at work "i'm trying suffocate a bug in my eye"
estabutta 3 years ago
:).. :P
Bree5 3 years ago
This was funny. XD
xoxoBrittyyxoxo 3 years ago
Still drunk. Go fourth of July! I will now leave you some creepy messages via-myspace. Also.. TMI time, but I took a poop and got extremely nervous because I realized I forgot to lock the door and I was in the bathroom where the door was to far away to kinda do the jump up and lock it thing. So the whole time I glanced at the door and listened for a "EEE EEE EEE" like in the movies. Nothing actually happened, but it was still a very un-nerving poop.
1334PandemiK 3 years ago
I feel like im a stalker. Because I know way to much stuff about you,and you dont know anything about me. Not to mention Nigel;totally my friend on myspace. Im pretty sure that ups it a notch. Im almost positive I bought you for a sack of coins. I never got my delivery.Semi-disappointed.Anyway. Im pretty drunk by now. Ill probably regret this comment tomorrow. I hope I spelt everything correctly because Ill be like"god damn it I spelled suppose to wrong. Arr" if I ever come to look at it again.
1334PandemiK 3 years ago
To make the plaaying field even, I am drunk as well. And will pre-empttively friend YOU on Myspace. Creepiness recieved and re-transmitted! Booyah!
endlessjoe 3 years ago
Funny man, keep it going!
dhshush 3 years ago
I love Peter Bjorn & Paul. And this video.
AH fuck I need to get back into it...
nicktendo 3 years ago
HA. I love how I said I loved them and I fucked up their name... It's John, not Paul...
nicktendo 3 years ago
Glad to see ya again regardless, youngblood.
Get back into it. Do it. Doooo it.
endlessjoe 3 years ago
the im section was the greatest thing i've seen on youtube...ever...well done, my friend.
crummywatertowr 3 years ago
Soon ... we drink beer and share stories, compadre.
endlessjoe 3 years ago
the thing is, you don't need content when you're that good looking.
i like your content too, though.
cough.
faenda 3 years ago
I'm sending big, sloppy, binary kisses in your general direction.
endlessjoe 3 years ago
Great stuff.
RedClincher 3 years ago
good blog
keep em coming
Core610 3 years ago
omfg it's JOE!!!
omg your scream at 4 minutes is hilarious!
I was on sleeping pills last fall, they make you feel weird when you are about to crash out.
Good to hear you are driving and working and all that good stuff!
This video wasn't good, it was AWESOME! MAKE MORE!
lisasimpson 3 years ago
:) I will do my damndest for ya, Becca.
endlessjoe 3 years ago
Oye Buddy...I dont think you are able to make a sucky video...You're too talented... I just wish u made them more and more frequently...You rock!
-Bouncer
ThePricanBouncer 3 years ago
Thanks, compadre. You're a kind soul. I seem to have lost my Youtube spirit. But I will still be around ... lurking in the e-shadows!
endlessjoe 3 years ago
haha... AJ's moves were profound. And, nice sunroof.
jennfabulous 3 years ago
I'm suddenly reminded of how it looks when I dance. Wow. I...really...ROCK!!! ;D
JoeSomebody2 3 years ago
excellent
Elphyrafire 3 years ago
that dramatization of the sleeping pill/instant messenger experience was the funniest damn thing I've seen in a while
what can you say about Mr. RayFace...moves like that, while sporting that shark-like smile...he would tear up any dance crew like old Ben Gardner's boat
aproxxy 3 years ago
Dude, fucking hilarious as usual.
RealDeadOne 3 years ago
:-)
hadrians 3 years ago
I think LightRayFace inadvertently put a demon in me. It's good to see things turning for the better. I was starting to get seriously concerned.
Mid Excretia has been duly filed.
rhythm7a 3 years ago
I thank ya. I'm a cat ... I always land on my feet somehow. LightRayFace put a demon in all of us, sir. And this demon has a name: Funk.
endlessjoe 3 years ago
survival instinct vs. vanity lmao
TUESDAYIMFADINGX 3 years ago
aahh Yosef was down n the dumps. That's just wrong man... You really need a gf or something to take your mind of your probs
aeseeke 3 years ago
Ah, thank you for inadvertently salting the gaping wound, my friend. I thrive on. It is, after all, what I do. :)
endlessjoe 3 years ago
rofl I doos what a cans. but suriously I do feel bad fo ya (mwahaha bad engerish)
aeseeke 3 years ago
Joe, you're a silly man.
willyafrodardar 3 years ago
haha loved it, love you :D
missgoodcat 3 years ago
what the fuck joe? just go go gadget arm to grab that towel. lazy.
speppers 3 years ago
I should have a team of unpaid interns standing by to meticulously blow-dry my entire body at all times. I will settle for nothing less. Fuck the naysayers.
endlessjoe 3 years ago
i want interns. i actually want your interns so i can hear about the process of your drying...cause...
i can't even go on. hah. that was too much even for me
speppers 3 years ago
that thing with the smilies...i do that all the time when im drunk...lol
hurricanehghighway 3 years ago
:-D
shonco 3 years ago
I love your videos XD
Lucky027895 3 years ago
What would be really interesting is how it would sound in court. 'What we the prosecution will try to prove ladies and gentlemen of the jury, is that the defendant, sitting before you today, repeatedly did stab the victim, Mr Peppito, mid excretia, and did so with malice aforethought...'
BadAlsGhost 3 years ago
"Mid Excretia" is my new word(s) of the day. It should be framed and admired by all.
endlessjoe 3 years ago
Great video, Joe!
greenNebula 3 years ago
omg the squeaky sneaker shuffle! Bitch can DANCE!
Copperbat 3 years ago
Nigel was trying to sleep at the time. He said it sounded like 4 basketball teams were simultaneously playing full-court with all they had. Them legs can move.
endlessjoe 3 years ago
:-)
paradeoffears 3 years ago
Vlogs are my fav. Nice to see you out there again!
mags11526 3 years ago
'Tis nice to see YOU, young lady!
endlessjoe 3 years ago
Eels!
JohnSilence 3 years ago
That is one sexy dancer LightRay. But he can't possibly be from NYC with those moves. I agree a midwipe stabbing would be truly sucky. Getting f'd in the ass is the answer to everything. lol Don't hate the video it was pure EndlessJoe. I've missed heeem. Good to see you again.
Furnifur 3 years ago
No matter where he may be, LightRayFace breaks hearts and opens minds with his twinklin' toes. Thanks for the kind words, lady.
endlessjoe 3 years ago
haha wizard of oz! yes! welcome back, joe ;)...or :)
edepew83 3 years ago
the pooping/stabbed story reminds me of that guy who's toilet exploded while he was on it. supposedly, he was only "going number one", but which is worse? being the guy pooping and thrown 10 feet into the air, or being the guy that pees sitting down?...
edepew83 3 years ago
FLMAO, fucking awesome
elfisback 3 years ago
that reality vs. sleepy time is the pits
estabutta 3 years ago
Duh, too much stuff to post a comment, how often do I have to watch this to get everything?? Think about your slower subscribers ;-)
muserine 3 years ago
neat
dragonforce88z 3 years ago
:-)
GeneticBlend 3 years ago
I too rock the sheet curtin, i feels ya, and you can also fill your reality time with alcohol, call me jamie-satan.
jokes and alcholism aside, i must say, i do dig the endlessjoe vlogs, or blogs, whatever the fuck they call em these days...damn internetisms
jamiedarko 3 years ago
Your bad influence is burrowing into my brain as we speak. I'm gonna funnel moonshine tonight.
endlessjoe 3 years ago
great vlog. lol at the towel rack.
achampag 3 years ago