New Most Interesting Man in the World

[jimfromearth]

Schotler

[mex55]

one day chuck norris and the most interesting man on the world bro fisted and hiroshima was leveled

[CrabbWalker]

I don't always take runny liquid dumps for over an hour, but when I do, I eat chunky, organic tacos....stay constipated, my Americans....

[DADINOMASTER]

is it wrong for a 16 year old to like a beer commercial?

[17Indy]

I don't always drink beer but when I do I beat women

[nyamasvisvap]

i dont always comment on youtube, but when i do i get top comment

[TalyorLautnerocks]

hes chuck norris.

[xXTitoman66Xx]

He stares down the sun at high noon. 

[jackbritt27]

its funny cuz he speaks english

[tacoman267]

I don't always finish my sentences... but when i do

[ThoriaBladecadas]

He made Sir Mix-a-Lot like small booty.

[TheRichestCadaver]

I don't always drink beer my friends, but when i do I act like an stupid drunk.

[RandomClashers]

I though it was Chuck Noris. T_T

[angbi]

He has mastered every sport... yes even the one you are kinda good at.

[packerfan748]

I dont always drink beer, but then I took an arrow to the knee

[BigBeast1166]

we meet again 240p

[RyanLee99Q]

Everything I know is a lie chicken doesn't taste like chicken

[plutoniumcore]

he owns the patent for the patent office...

[KrimeMater]

I dont always have sex... But when I do... I prefer Magnum XLs.... Stay Horny my Friends..

[TheAnthonyGosal]

I REALLY hope people stop trying to make him sound like the next Chuck Norris. The Most Interesting Man in the World being human is part of what makes him so interesting!

The beauty of these commericals is not some insane godly power man,but a man simpily .....interesting.

[SeniorS0l0]

when God said let there be light, he said not yet and went back to sleep

[fleiva30]

I am the most interesting man in the world..!!

[lovaofMUSIK]

lol so close to 1 million

[KwNJn1]

this guy is so cool

[disasterkey7]

subscribe to me or i'll punch you in the face...through the internet

[GOCapitals01]

i dont usally comment on youtube movies but when i do i prefer it be on Dos Equis videos. keep watching my freinds

[lcedawg]

He once went to Pamplona for "The Running of the Bulls". When he got there a month early, the bulls started running.

[jeffy12]

I dont always vote but when i do I vote for Ron Paul.

[ergonomicify]

At weddings, the justice of the peace asks HIM if he objects.

[beezlefee]

This must be Chuck Norris' Dad

[Lumbergfucther]

If he sucked another mans cock it wouldnt be gay

[Lumbergfucther]

He fucks hookers raw dawg and never gets aids

[TheWaluigiman1]

If you were tom kill him, Jesus would say "that's not good enough for him to stay down"

Hitler looked at his butt and said "Das ass"

If you let a picture of him drink beer, it would say "I would prefer Dos Equis"

[FrenchyToastyy]

A man with the love for animals? He is the most Interesting man in the world.

[TheHaberlandBros]

If a bull were to wave a red flag at him, he would charge

[mike2390]

funny as hell

[NintendoRush33]

he plays xbox 360 and still managed to beat la noire in one disc

[chingchangchongfly]

His circumcision required two surgeons... and eleven nurses.

He doesn't always sleep with two women, but when he does, he doesn't sleep.

He almost got married once, but the Pope talked him out of it.

If he kicked your ass, you would not need to go back to the chiropractor.

If he told you to eat shit and die, you would ask him to recommend a kind of shit.

The word "lesbian" makes his eyes sweat... and his balls cry.

He is the first man to discover the clitoris ... at age nine.

[Gleebeng]

He went bungie jumping.... without a rope

[Schnoppys]

When he threw up on the British Prime Minister, the British Prime Minister apologized to him for it.

[Bsmurfdizzle]

Barack , Obama voted for him to be president

[Xx187xNERO810xX]

I MADE THIS UP MYSELF

HE IS SO INTERESTING, HE WAS THE LIFE OF THE PARTY...... AT THE LAST SUPPER

[Xx187xNERO810xX]

he is so amazing, he went super saiyan 3 and his beard got long and golden

[AntmanB23]

It's an honor to be one of his friends.

[SuperMicklovin]

The world did not end on may 21 because he said "No"

[StayFrosty454]

He once spoke sign language... in braile

[XGman5X]

He is indeed Chuck Norris's brother.

[rudy8261]

I don't always like 15 dislikes, but when I do I tend to give them the finger

[ghetto300]

Rumors have it that he played checkers with Chuck Norris. No one survived to tell this story

He once dated the Old Spice man's girlfriend. All of them.

He taught Michael Jackson to moonwalk, but culdn teach him to sunjog.

He's quad-winning, 2x more than Charlie Sheen.

He once played 1 on 1 with Michael Jordan. The world almost swished into a black hole.

He is the most interesting man in the universe

[eppacker4]

@ghetto300 those all sucked balls....

[ghetto300]

@eppacker4 heck yeah lol

[Solidus417]

@ghetto300 LOL.... Funny Stuff!!!

[SuperFlyBros]

He once had a staring contest with himself in the mirror...and after 3 days, He won.

[ZawShin]

He never says something taste like chicken, even chicken. Hahaha lmao

[tfucci11]

He once killed 37 terrorists with 2 bullets...the first bullet was for a warning shot.

[samoanfun11]

@tfucci11 The other...you know the story.

[lgbm777]

Arguably, the best commercial series ever made...............

[unclebud99]

He never says, "I heard this on NPR."

[GOMPhobo]

he is chuck norris and te old spice guy in one

[MrKittycannon]

I don't always have sex, But when i do, i prefer a paper bag...

[BioHybrid445]

He can skydive with the estimated amount of cum Snooki,Miley Cyrus and Charlie Sheen have all together placed in the worlds biggest hamster ball and then teabag Paris Hilton making her a virgin again

Stay thirsty my friends

[matthew2016]

@hansentrust i've been laughing for hours now

[LoneVocalist]

He sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

[ChristianS1996]

@LoneVocalist lmfao hahaha

[Longboardsarecooll]

he bowls overhand

[blackstar008]

chuck norris is the best because he drinks this beer and uses old spice

[ZKoftherebellion]

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my wife and kids.

[seon126]

@ZKoftherebellion I died laughing

[PouringRain12]

Does anyone know if the tune playing in the background is an actual song, or something recorded solely for the ad? It's a great-sounding track!

[drumman14]

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I violently beat my wife and children.

[crookhunter]

the dumbest commercials ever. Only appealing to the feeble minded.

[lKnown2Bl]

@crookhunter I guess you're feeble minded, because if this video wasn't appealing you wouldn't have watched it

[MrMicraphone]

@crookhunter LOL I thought you were cock hunter ..

[lokeradekadente81]

@crookhunter I don't always comment on youtube, but when I do, I prefer not to be a doucher.

[TheZero528]

@crookhunter you need to get laid my friend

[milsey77]

He taught Charlie Sheen how too win...he is....the most interesting man in the world

[DesertWatcher]

He built half the Hoover Dam... Standing on his head.

[Jaemaris1337]

I don't always drink beer, but when I do I beat my wife and kids savagely.

[Slodogk]

chuck norris is actually older than the most interesting man in the world. SO THATS WHAT MAKES IT SOO AWESOME

[CJD52107]

he once visited the Vatican for Mass

and the Pope asked him to do it

[CJD52107]

he is the one who lead seal team six to Bin Laden's location

[JohnnyBoy2695]

He doesn't have enemies just jealous friends.

His father is named after him.

Once when he was little he was bitten by a poisonous snake, moments later the snake died.

When he pisses his name in the snow he writes it in cursive.

[CJD52107]

@JohnnyBoy2695 funniest shit I heard all year

[Oallright]

Did he really die?

[morpheusxnyc]

@Oallright - Nope. Jonathan Goldsmith is still alive and kicking.

[SeansToDoList4Life]

@Oallright nope. Jonathan Goldsmith, he's still alive.

[nsmuller1]

@seigu007 way to be a Team player

[JakoPromotionz]

Its bullshit!

[88fanforlife]

he bowls overhand. i almost died laughuing when i heard that on one commercial

[itsjustnopinionok]

The most interesting man died on this day. Easter Sunday. Not a bad way to go.

[ItlogNaEgg]

illuminatis are anonymous because of him.

[hlt241372]

He has 5 children by 8 women.

[sugarofthesea]

@Seigu007 why are you here?

[sugarofthesea]

@marioevz fucking funny

[marioevz]

He told Rebecca black which seat to take.

[simental9]

He can give 5 women multiple orgasm just by winking at them.

[Sk8Kookies]

He is what Willis was talking about.

He is Victoria's secret.

[checkfoldcallraise]

after several failed attempts by NASA to find life on other planets, the most interesting man in the world opened a facebook account for the first time and promptly received a friend request from Mars.

[ssp13609]

He Solved The Y2K problem

[The7legacy]

I don't always drink but when I do prefer kool-aid.

Stay thirsty my friends.

[themikey3233]

Seiguoo7 sucks dick i have the video!!!!!

[Seigu007]

These commercials are only appealing to the lowest base. You fucking humans deserve to be destroyed.

[theargonite1234]

@Seigu007 yeah.. ok what ever you say

[00xandrewx00]

i don't always drink beer, but when i do, i beat my wife and children.

[kmcintyre87]

@hansentrust lol i like this funny

[naujified]

this is chuck norris....spanish version!

[PoisonInc]

He knows Victoria's secret... stay thirsty my friends.

[LOVExoxoELLE]

he is victoria's secret... o.o

[ssp13609]

Chuck Norris vs. This Dude

[kendostick01]

@ssp13609 chuck has no chance

[Warlock2012]

He once kicked a gorilla's ass for making 'goo-goo' eyes at his girlfriend.

He then proceeded to kick his girlfriend's ass for winking back at the gorilla.

HE IS...The Most Psychotic Man in the Known Universe...Stay clinically insane my friends.

[Warlock2012]

He once went to Pamplona for "The Running of the Bulls". When the bulls saw him in the crowd...they walked.

[Warlock2012]

He never drinks cocktails. But he's happy to tell you some.

[Warlock2012]

He can sign language in Eskimo...with his feet.

His nose hair is considered holy in parts of India.

[dsingman3]

hes chuck norris

[ivesaidits400years]

When he watched moving forward he realised that he spent most of his life in the amazon rainforest cutting down hardwoods.

[kaporal22]

whats is the name of the song???

[WhyEvolutionIsTrue]

He once watched the video that kills you in 7 days......... and lived.

[Power50505]

The sight of his penis once cured a blind woman

[shredder3000]

He doesn't always come close to Chuck Norris but when he does he laughs at Chuck Norris shit in his pants...lmao!!!

[rsohnARMY]

His dick is the biggest in the because it goes around the world.............twice.

[saeta]

I don't always have sex, but when I do I prefer threesomes...

... Stay horny my friends...

[djtintle]

9 people who hit the dislike button must be really boring

[Adrastos64]

His favorite song is, I want my sex

[TakeMusicOver]

I dont always take baths... but when i do, I shit in the tub and push it down the drain with my foot

[starscream6785]

I don't always drink beer, but when I do. I get drunk.

Stay thirsty my friends.

[THOMASkaaz]

He is the reason for the beginning and end of the cold war. Indigenous tribes worship statues of his likeness. He once put his penis in a blender just to see how it felt. He is the most interesting man in the world.

[RiosBOY1]

he once eat at i hop and left 3 dollars a tip.........he is the most normal guy in the world...........his name is jhon

[fakeassid1]

if he was to punch you in the face, you would have the sudden urge to thank him.

[SeaworthyGnome]

He doesn't always play halo, but when he does he goes mvp

[MathLessonsForFree]

I'm not always surrounded by women, but when I'm, I never share my dos equis.

[unreal513]

I love going to all these videos and seeing the top rated comments lol. They're hilarious!!!

[YABOYSUPERFRESH]

@unreal513 Bro me and ou both, haha, im tryna think of a clever one myself haha

[jesusibarra123]

dude i wanna be this guy when im older with the cuban cigar ;)

[danismithnjd]

He sucks your dick...and swallows...stay thirsty my gay friends...

[SirProStatus]

@danismithnjd why you gotta hate so hard? corona fan

[Irishflyboy255]

He taught President Kennedy a small fraction of what he knew to do to be attractive to women.

[sixfouimpala]

he dosent pay income taxes ...

[Ssyw27]

his mother had an abortion but he came out anyways.

[SirProStatus]

@Ssyw27 youre cumload

[trevinboy]

He considers the Punk Phenomenon just as a punk thing.

[trevinboy]

Beaver leaves it up to him.

[trevinboy]

Bruce Springsteen is known to him as The Servant.

[cugamer]

He has been known to run with tigers, so he can show them how to be better hunters.

He once found a magic lamp, then granted the Genie inside three wishes.

Even his shadow has it's own fan club.

He is.....The Most Interesting Man in the World.

[roswellyeti]

If he sneezes, the sneeze blesses him.

[baxter553]

Whenever he crosses a river, water splits itself apart for him to cross

He makes internet troll convert to christian

[Annihilator27]

@baxter553 Convert=Win.

[baxter553]

@Annihilator27 however the old spice guy tried to do the same unfortunately it backfired

[s8715053122004]

chuck norris?

[DammitDrag]

@s8715053122004 Chuck Norris trembles at his name, then brings him a beer !!!

[DIGGL555]

he once tried to pull down his pants, but the gravity from his head was greater than the earths.

[skaterjimbo11]

@DIGGL555 wut? hahah so ridiculous its funny, thumbs up XD

[Melkhiordarkblade]

He once walked a maraton without using his legs.

[Bukakaz]

Alright guys this is the hierarchy of manliness:

1. The Most Interesting Man in the World

2. Chuck Norris (son of the above man)

3.Old Spice guy (son of Chuck Norris)

4. Bruce Campbell (son of Old Spice guy)

[IronmanChris22]

@Bukakaz well you can't forget about bill brasky, a ten foot, 2 ton son of a bitch!

[fucky0c0uch123]

@Bukakaz Dont forget Keith Stone

[Inkswim]

@fucky0c0uch123 fuck keith stone

[Inkswim]

@Bukakaz fuck chuck

[SuperBeachgoer]

@Bukakaz No Morgan Freeman?

[BayonneNick]

when stopping at a gas station, the gas attendant calls him boss... and means it