YouTube (False) Flagging Guide

[geyza0711]

YAY BUDAPEST!!! ;D

[groovyliz83]

XOXOXOX

[groovyliz83]

yep, i'm sharing this brilliance on my facebook. <3

[bobsmeerfak]

@groovyliz83 Did I ever tell you you're my hero?

[saiyanmage]

The video you linked in your description is not there anymore!! D: Show me some softcore porn please! :)

[bobsmeerfak]

@saiyanmage I noticed that. I'd like to think that the YouTubes saw my video and were embarrassed at their double standard, so they removed it. Yeah right. But in terms of finding similar material on YouTube, I guarantee you will not have to search long, my good man.

[saiyanmage]

Why doesn't this video have millions of views?

[bobsmeerfak]

@saiyanmage Got me. Thanks, though.

[saiyanmage]

Oh man... Oh man!! I can't stop laughing!

You're awesome!

LMFAO!!!

I love you. If I was gay I'd do you right now.

[bobsmeerfak]

@saiyanmage Easy, fella...

[saiyanmage]

@bobsmeerfak

Don't get all excited ;) said IF I was gay :) which I'm not. Totally not. BOOBS. Yep. Just BOOBS.

[saiyanmage]

@bobsmeerfak

Can't stop laughing at when you say "have an omnipotent being create you" That's so fucking hilarious.

[Freedomismyreligion]

LOOOLLLL

[Parabol0086]

I am a polytheist. You are one of my many Gods here on Youtube. Though, I can't see you....

[bobsmeerfak]

@Parabol0086 Have faith, I exist. Though I am but a humble, dorky mortal.

[MythCollector]

@bobsmeerfak Who said gods can't be humble, dorky or mortal? :P

[bobsmeerfak]

@MythCollector Touche... Maybe we're all a lot closer than we think. :)

[TheStclairfamily]

AWSOME THANK YOU.

Great video keep it up

[bobsmeerfak]

@TheStclairfamily Thank you!

[Lawlessuk]

Dude YOU GOT HONOURS!!!

QUICK - YOU NEED TO COPY AND PASTE BECAUSE THEY WILL VANISH!!!

[bobsmeerfak]

@Lawlessuk Which statistics button do you click to see this, on on which page??

[aboyborninjune]

Somtimes I flag religious videos for "Fraud" because they are telling complete lies and pretend it's true. For example, end time philosophies.

[bobsmeerfak]

@aboyborninjune What's been the reaction? Have the videos ever been taken down by YT?

[aboyborninjune]

@bobsmeerfak I doubt it! Appearantly it's OK to make up rubbish and tell people about. Like they do every Sunday morning. :-)

[LaymanScholar]

Every fucking word in this video is TRUE!!!



LIKE and SPREAD people.!

[bobsmeerfak]

@LaymanScholar Right on, LaymanScholar, thanks for the support!

[FatRakoon]

Brilliant. I think that about sums this video up!

[bobsmeerfak]

@FatRakoon Thank you!!

[TheCraich]

It might be a good idea to download this video. I have a funny feeling that we're going to have to mirror it.

[bobsmeerfak]

@TheCraich I do wonder what YouTube's reaction would be if someone on their staff actually saw this. Hopefully they're grown up enough to let themselves be laughed at.

[KalimaShaktide]

THIS...is so true and soooo perfect its not even funny. You deserve 1.000.000 views on this one

[bobsmeerfak]

@KalimaShaktide Thanks! I guess I'll have to be content with 1,400 for now... :)

[jolulipa]

I am still laughing... You are a genius!

[bobsmeerfak]

@jolulipa Thank you sir!

[bobsmeerfak]

You guys are making me laugh out loud. What would I do without you?

[richo61]

Large amounts of True.

[bobsmeerfak]

@richo61 :) thanks for the new phrase, I'm going to start using that

[wojovox]

GREAT FUCKING VIDEO.

To whoever creates a Youtube replica without the bullshit, I'll stop coming here and join today.

Censorship is fucking moronic on a very objective level.

[bobsmeerfak]

@wojovox I'm an optimist, if a cynic. I think we'll get there, sometime for the sun runs out of hydrogen. )

[wojovox]

@bobsmeerfak

I'm an optimist cynic. It's the only healthy way. I believer we are getting there, but if we fail.........well, then everything was pointless.

[PaleoSteno]

The- 'youcan'tsaythataboutme' button.

This was awesome.

[bobsmeerfak]

@PaleoSteno Ha! Good - I thought the audio on that line might have been a little low - it's good to know someone caught that.

[turnitoffthenon]

god I laughed so hard. 

[bobsmeerfak]

@turnitoffthenon Thanks! It's neat to think I can make someone laugh in the privacy of their own home, from the privacy of my own home. YouTube at least works in that regard. :)

[cruelbusiness1984]

lmao this is awesome :)

[bobsmeerfak]

@cruelbusiness1984 I thank you. Laughter is desired and appreciated :)

[rohanwotan2]

Praise Allah! Now we can speak freely about cosmetics again! And Darwin.

[bobsmeerfak]

@rohanwotan2 Ha! That's the Amenikan video I want to see: Darwin's Skin Care Tips!

[rohanwotan2]

@bobsmeerfak

I think she would need the help of an expert, someone like Ray Comfort.

"First, apply a layer of banana paste to your entire face, until it is lightly glazed. If you can't do it by yourself, get a friend to help. Kirk, put down the crocoduck and come here and glaze my face please..."

[bobsmeerfak]

@rohanwotan2 HA! Oh, that was beautiful. Stop by my joint and wisecrack anytime.

[Antimoronic]

Dude! That was amazing, among the better periods of 3 minutes and 5 seconds I've ever spent. Consider yourself subscribed to, and this video liked. Keep up the good work.

[bobsmeerfak]

@Antimoronic I could have sworn I replied to this comment but it's nowhere to be found. In case it didn't go through, thanks much for the kind words.

[uncleboring]

Cynical... but accurate!

[bobsmeerfak]

@uncleboring Nice - I achieved the sweet nexus of those two great metrics? Thanks!

[MsRobotRock]

*hugs you*

[bobsmeerfak]

@MsRobotRock I wondered why I felt so loved nine hours ago. :)

[Zentz29]

I flag every "Rick rolled" video I come across as spam/misleading text...

Line me up for the firing squad?

[bobsmeerfak]

@Zentz29 You'll pay for this. The right to Rick Roll unsuspecting YouTubers is God-given and inalienable. I'm going to have you extradited to Venezuela to face charges.

[Zentz29]

Flag EVERY fucking video you watch & file a DMCA against EVERY user on youtube! It's ALL offensive to someone!

=p

Flag this fucking comment because I said FUCK!

=p

p.s. Job =D

[detersgumig]

Brilliant vid! Youtube's flagging guide should be flagged for bullshit, and judging from the comments there, a lot of people are doing exactly that ;-)

[bobsmeerfak]

@detersgumig I know. I was laughing at the fact that there are 1000 likes on their flagging vid, but 2,000 dislikes. It's an unsaid, "YouTube, please eat shit and die."

[Zentz29]

Flag EVERY fucking video you watch & file a DMCA against EVERY user on youtube! It's ALL offensive to someone!

=p

Flag this fucking comment because I said FUCK!

=p

p.s. Job =D

[bobsmeerfak]

@Zentz29 How DARE you comment on my video. I'm taking you to court!

By the way, Mr. I'm Obsessed With Job, I'm planning to do the Job episode after the next one. :)

[xtro1969]

Very funny & so painfully true.

[bobsmeerfak]

@xtro1969 If we couldn't laugh we'd have to cry. Alas. :)

[ambygirl1008]

Awesome! This needs to be mirrored everywhere!

[bobsmeerfak]

@ambygirl1008 Testify, Amber!

[oliethefolie]

FLAGGED XD

[bobsmeerfak]

@oliethefolie YEAH!!! LET'S FLAG EVERYTHING! :)

[Gekkibi]

So far you have received 1 dislike; and my guess is 1 flag as well...

Thanks. This was hilarious... In a sad way. ;)

[bobsmeerfak]

@Gekkibi I'm a little disappointed in the dislike count. I was hoping a lot more ideologues/anti-free speech militants would represent. :)

[mollie2810]

That is one smart dog.

[bobsmeerfak]

@mollie2810 He writes all my stuff for me.

[Evilanious]

This is one of the best video's I have seen on youtube for a long time. Favourited!

You laid it down pretty clear.

[bobsmeerfak]

@Evilanious Get outa here, thanks for the compliment.

[lazygorillas]

Hahahah this was brilliant

[bobsmeerfak]

@lazygorillas Thank you indeed, lazygorillas.

[MGsven]

iuts about time i start false flagging, i thing god/jahweh/allah is offensive, and racist, so ill flag all his followers vids as offensive :P lol

[zEropoint68]

@MGsven I was just gonna say "Why are we not doing this right back at them?"

I mean, yeah, there's the whole 'not stooping to their level' thing, but there's value in recognizing when you've brought a knife to a gunfight. And it's not like their worldview isn't infinitely more dangerous to human survival than ours, right?

I say we lock and load, y'all.

[PhobicOne]

@MGsven Videomakers have the right to be offensive without fear of legal or violent responses from the offended party. Without this safeguard for the creators of media the most vicious lies and crimes can pass uncontested. In this sense it's NEVER justifiable to lie in order to silence someone's voice, even if their voice is poisonous, hateful, and dangerous.

[MGsven]

@PhobicOne i know, im sad to see u didnt catch my sarcasm, but it would be nice if youtube would take some corrective action to people whom join in ot false flagging, and like its, anyone say *IP BAN* hehe.

[bobsmeerfak]

@MGsven Mmm, sarcasm. I like it on toast, any time of day. Sarcasm is tasty.

[bobsmeerfak]

@PhobicOne I agree. Unless someone endangers another user, or slanders them in some material way, I think we all need to relax on the retaliation. :) As for Zeropoint's and mgsevens comments above, I didn't take them to really be a serious suggestion. I think a little venting is good, and fantasizing about the tables being turned can be therapeutic... :)

[MGsven]

ROFLOL!!!!

[bobsmeerfak]

@MGsven :) :)

[cherrypie11061]

Im going to flag this hahahaha :)) not really

[bobsmeerfak]

@cherrypie11061 I demand you flag this video.

[cherrypie11061]

@bobsmeerfak I allso demand that you flag this video.

[bobsmeerfak]

@cherrypie11061 We'll flag it together. One, two three.. GO.

[cherrypie11061]

@bobsmeerfak lmao :D

[caporalchef4]

reported!! ;)

[bobsmeerfak]

@caporalchef4 Thank you! Now, if you wouldn't mind suing me as well, that would be terrific.

[caporalchef4]

@bobsmeerfak Not a problem, LOL!

[greenghost2008]

They only rule on youtube is not to doc drop that is it.

[bobsmeerfak]

@greenghost2008 I barely even know what doc dropping is. I'm still a little new to the Tube.

[TheLivingDinosaur]

It's hard to describe how much win is contained in this video, so I'm not even going to try. As for your question to 1S, my sub box was fucked yesterday but is back up this morning and it looks like the stuff from the blackout is in there (that's how I found this). I'd wait a day or so and see if the views go up, and if not then try again.

[EpifanesEuergetes]

@TheLivingDinosaur With me the subbox glitch lasted for two days.

[bobsmeerfak]

@TheLivingDinosaur Thanks, TLD - If the youtube world wasn't so screwed-up, what would we do for fun?

And the re: the sub-feed debacle, it looks like the views shot up during the day today, so it might be fine.

[loz1023]

HOW DARE YOU!!! video flagged

[bobsmeerfak]

@loz1023 Start the revolution.

[DemonAMVs]

I dare say my subscription was well places.  Thumbs up.

[bobsmeerfak]

@DemonAMVs Stick with me, kid. We're gonna laugh, we're gonna cry, it'll be better than Cats.

[Lawlessuk]

Can I please come round to your house to play?

You have all the best toys.

Neat video btw...

[bobsmeerfak]

@Lawlessuk You bring the beers?

[ONESPECIES]

This is your Youtube Guidelines on Psychotherapy! HAHAHAH! OUTSTANDING!!!! W00t!

[bobsmeerfak]

@ONESPECIES Thanks, 1S! Question for you: someone advised me to remove and re-upload this vid since it dropped during the sub-feed outage. They thought it might get lost otherwise. What's your opinion of that - would it make a big difference in views?

[ONESPECIES]

@bobsmeerfak Your videos gather a very good amount of views. Have you noticed how many of these are on the first 2 days? I think you will find the most are on the first 2 days. I get most my views on due to subs. So yeah, in fact it could make a great difference. I would save the comments somewhere and re-upload.

[bobsmeerfak]

@ONESPECIES How do you save the comments? You mean screenshot them?

[ONESPECIES]

@bobsmeerfak I just copied the entire comment page to word and saved it, and posted a link in the description. Not as accurate as Screenshots but a lot faster. Anyway thats just to avoid being told you had some comments discarded. Its optional. This stuff is gold. 300 views are a bit of a shame. Especially due to the theme.

[TheRenekruse]

LOL. good stuff :) thumbs up

[bobsmeerfak]

@TheRenekruse Thank you kindly!

[viicISrotcib]

please mirror this everywhere!

[bobsmeerfak]

@viicISrotcib Go tell it on the mountain, baby.

[lilimax555]

Are you sure this isn't their first draft video?

[bobsmeerfak]

@lilimax555 Touche. Someone at the meeting must have raised their hand and said, "Gee, fellas, maybe we should massage the copy a little..."

[DaithiDublin]

Outstanding! The plain truth is often the wackiest thing to say. And well said!

[bobsmeerfak]

@DaithiDublin :) If I didn't have anything wacky to say, I think I wouldn't have anything to say.

[Lynchpinn101]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH...dude...I am so happy you did a bulletin for this one...thank you!!!! Mind if I mirror this??

[bobsmeerfak]

@Lynchpinn101 Sure, go for it!

[Lynchpinn101]

@bobsmeerfak Thanks man....I've watched this 5 times now and I nearly piss myself laughing every single time...sending you a bill for the dry cleaning, just so ya know ;)

[bobsmeerfak]

@Lynchpinn101 You want starch or no starch?

[lDrownded]

Brilliant!!!

[bobsmeerfak]

@lDrownded Not as brilliant as your username. I love that.

[gamutman]

Holy shit! That was fucking brilliant! Too bad it dropped during the sub debacle. This deserves sooo many more views. Please consider removing and reuploading this one when the smoke clears.

[bobsmeerfak]

@gamutman Thanks! So you think that would make a difference? I'm such a YT novice, I don't know my ass from a hole in the ground. Also, how will we know when everything's working again?

[gamutman]

@bobsmeerfak The best way to know if it's working is simply to watch your subs. It looks a little better now, but I know I'm still not getting a full compliment. Apparently YouTube is getting ready to roll out a new upgrade. When that happens it will be buggy for a while. Always is. As reliable as the tides, however those work?

[bobsmeerfak]

@gamutman Ha! If Bill O'Rielly doesn't know how they work, no one does.

[hellshade2]

@bobsmeerfak  lol!

[Friendough]

That sums it up pretty well.

[bobsmeerfak]

@Friendough Thanks. I''ve been watching the responses to this situation and it's pretty universal how non-plussed everyone is with YT's policy.

[WanderingTaoist101]

Loved it!

[bobsmeerfak]

@WanderingTaoist101 I happened upon that vid on the youtube help page and was shocked at what an easy setup they had provided to pwn their own passive policy. :)

[bobsmeerfak]

@bobsmeerfak I'm laughing so hard. I just noticed that the original help page video has about 1000 likes, but over 2,000 dislikes. :) Poetic.

[DaithiDublin]

@bobsmeerfak Yeah, I just watched it too, one of them is mine. And for good measure, I went ahead and Flagged it too. There's such a menu of objections to choose from! I opted for 'abusing vulnerable individuals'. We can't have videos on YouTube advising people on how to control other people's freedom of expression! So it should be down in the next hour and we can breathe easy once more. This is a public forum after all, the last thing it needs is personal responsibility!

[bobsmeerfak]

@DaithiDublin LOL - what a tangled interwebs we weave.

[rriverstone1]

I just posted this at the new forum GodBotherers point freeforums point org it's pretty much what I've been thinking recently. thanks

[bobsmeerfak]

@rriverstone1 Thank you for doing that, and for introducing me to a site I'd never heard of. Checking it out now.

[rriverstone1]

@bobsmeerfak it's branny new, as of today, I think. Heard about it thru BionicDance. Spread the news.

[bobsmeerfak]

@MrJohnnyrace Testify, brotha!