Monty Python Hungarian Phrase Book

[histupata1]

WHAT HAPPENED HERE!!!!! you have beautiful thighs. I lawled so hared at that

[DumbassBoiis]

If I had a doller for every pixel in this video... I would have a dollar.

[Ebareebaveebeedee]

First guy sounds like Slavoj Zizek.

[NorbertGardonyi]

Well we dont say "ja ja" but yeah, we arent known because of our english language knowledge... :)

[jayrox40]

my hovercraft is full of eels!

[jstraszewski]

MY NIPPLES EXPLODE WITH DELIGHT!!!!

[jim102010]

Please fondle my buttocks....right.... go down the street and turn left.

[grokthought]

1:55

STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM.

[GaragyVlad]

I cannot wait for lunchtime! LOL

[Ofterovski]

sounds like borat

[cornelcaramel]

I'm from Hungary too, and I love it. Even his accent was like a real Hungarian, though there weren't any HUngarian words in the scene.

[YoungerCsillagpor]

Hahaha. I'm Hungarian and I love this, by the way, they do NOT speak Hungarian in this scene.

[JFredUK]

This is the film version taken from, 'And Now for Something Completely Different.' It differs slightly from the studio version.

[csucsu80]

There are two versions. Why did they re-shoot this sketch?

[HippyGoat]

@csucsu80 I think it's probably for some movie they made. I've seen a reshoot of the Dead Parrot sketch too.

[cshunter911]

I'm from Hungary...

[Gaunt]

Anyone notice that the Hungarians are all dressed the same?

[22Teki]

@Gaunt do you know any hungarians?

[ElDoctorJanItor]

@Gaunt AHAHHAHAHAHA!!! I hadn't noticed until this point! Oh, that is just priceless!

[theShadowviking]

Please fondle my buttocks.

[LurkingTurkey]

"My Hovercraft is full of Eels."

[heypero]

one...

[heypero]

It's of my favorites :-D

[retek666999]

problem's that hungarians're not understand this... parody. Maybe, there isn't only one hungarian word in vid. But the situation funny.... horse-milking bobby... :)

[heypero]

@retek666999

Hungarians did scratched this!

[retek666999]

@heypero : Probably this is the famous hungarian self-awareness... :). Give them money and they will laugh at anything :)

[ArizonaFlame]

i am no longer infected

[RockinBlues4]

"my hovercraft is full of eels"

lmao XDD

[eaglesfan226]

@RockinBlues4 They had that phrase on the radio where they were translating the Swedish phrases.

[RockinBlues4]

@eaglesfan226 am... lol? XDD

[ToxieDogg]

"Please fondle my buttocks!"

"Ah yes. it's past the post office, 200 yards down and then left at the lights."

LMAO.

[SvedskiKuvar]

?!?!?!?!? Not funny.....

[DoctorVince]

"I would like to plead incompetence"

[accursedblackmage]

my nipples explode with delight! that's how much i love this sketch

[NinjaGhostScorpion]

"My hovercraft is full of eels."

[DerekBayRoberts1]

I've always wanted to see John Cleese guest star in "Taxi" as this charecter...but as Latka's (Andy Kaufman's) older brother. It wouldve been awsome to see them do a skit together playing foreign guys.

[eindhovenification]

this is not hungarian, this is not language

[GoFeri]

@eindhovenification No shit?

[Mhalasy]

It's not hungarian...

[GoFeri]

@Mhalasy No shit?

[jbjaguar]

@Mhalasy

Way to completely miss the point. It is deliberatley not in Hungarian, its just supposed to be an obscure language. They are actually speaking gibberish.

[jensim9098]

Lol this is hilarious!! this is my favourite sketch!

[Bloodbabe2003]

way to milk the horse.

[halflifepwns]

Sir Arthur*

[halflifepwns]

"Drop your panties, Sir William; I cannot wait 'til lunchtime!"

Hahaha

[Maphisto86]

I love that they couldn't find a cow so they used a horse instead.

[00WolfSpirit]

I work at McDonalds and speak with spanish speaking people all the time... I should get/make a phrase-book to help me at work.. but one like this hungarian one.

[onlinemeable]

That Bobby is a criminal. When he hears an attack miles away, he mugs a person for their bicycle, and leaves them laying on the ground. Not to mention manhandling a man whose nipples are about to explode with delight. Imagine if you awakened one day, and the entire world was like this? Would you make the adjustment, or just go stark raving mad? And if you went mad, would anyone notice it? Hmmm??? Would the Police all have super hearing? If they did, would passing gas be an offense of the law?

[elmondom]

i'm from hungary, and i always laugh at this scene. unfornutally i don't have a phrasebook like that :(

i don't know what language the salesman answers from that book to the customer but not in hungarian. great scene anyway! :)

[Wikipunani]

"My nipples explode with delight!" LOLOL

[Celiecinema1]

I will not buy this record, it is scratched.

[joryoreo]

I like it better when the bobby runs and runs and runs from waayyyyy far away and then is like, "Whats goin on here?" lol its one of the funniest parts.

[torvherk]

My favourite! With love from Hungeria/Sweden.

[deathbinder]

why the heck is Graham the Bobby milking a horse?!!!!

[ArmandKarlsen]

It's Python. :)

[ZachValkyrie]

why not?

[vigo894]

It's funny, that's is why.

[IndyX]

@deathbinder

Why not?

[Bmarch08]

@deathbinder Welcome to Monty Python :)

[bchimself]

@deathbinder why doesnt he just ride the horse instead of stealing a bike?

[J0000OOOO]

lol the ending is the best.

[UriaHeep08]

My Nipples explode with delight!

[Dulcimerist]

A légpárnás hajóm tele van angolnákkal

[MasterEled]

Dulcimerist, my hovercraft is also full of eels, lol.

[GNRlie]

"Please fondle my buttocks"

[eaglesfan226]

I wonder what "Yenda lavarasai gredenwei strevenka." means.

[kageromaru]

Most probably nothing. :D I guess it's kinda like that deadly joke... german part doesn't make sense. Sounds like german, but just randodm gibberish. :)

This one sounds... I dunno... slovak-ish.

[cowboyzsuk81]

it is slovak..thats what makes it so funny lol

[kageromaru]

Owh. Does it mean anything? :D

[cowboyzsuk81]

haha i really have no idea at all i can just tell because of the dialect and the way he speaks it..haha for all we know it could mean , please pass the condoms mother im ready for you haha

[fabik317]

it's not slovak (or if it's supposed to be, it's garbled/mispronounced beyond recognition). the last word, spelled "stravenka" is slovak or czech for "food voucher", but in this case it's probably just a coincidence.

[Lajberto]

nothing

[athull08]

I think it's made up

[kopassz]

I am hungarian and Monty Python rulez!

[revenge288]

What's the song from 0:00 to 0:16?

[Scruffy193]

I like how both Hungarians are designed to look the same.

[WMajchrzak]

I am no longer infected!!! haha so funny!

[thdiana92]

Ezt már láttam valahol, de nem értem h mi van benne :D

[xxmonkeesockzxx]

wow we west warick ppl can not stop talkin about this video loll my hovercraft is full of eels my nipples explode with delight will you fondle my buttox its so funny and so orignal

[ear4rgjb]

Monty Python is ace. It shows how good it is that 30-odd years later it is still better than comedy that is out now

[mads95mads]

Ahhh, My nipples explode with delight!

Hahahahaha, its all gold :P

[NightmareGanon]

"I will not buy this tobacconist, it is scratched." Pure comedy platinum.

[Ayinger]

There is another version of this same sketch. I wonder why? Sometimes there are two versions of their skits, one from the regular TV show and one from a live performance, but both versions I've seen from this are studio. Also, they are different enough that it's not a case of just being a different take.

[arsenalrule91]

its cos thie other version is from the show monty pythons flying circus, and this one is from the film And now for something completely different, where they redid all their greatest sketches for the film.

[happyprincess456]

HAHAHAA this is hysterical

[klee010795]

This is freaking hilarious, I love monty python, kids in the hall is good too.

[PUNJABIremixBOYS]

i love this

[happyprincess456]

hahaaha

[Butchuk2007]

Substituting Polish for Hungarian is more appropriate for the UK in 2008...LoL

[Cactuar678]

i would'nt know im from US

[eaglesfan226]

@Cactuar678 I always wondered why Hungarians. Than again, I'd choose Russian for my version.

[porkolabs]

How do you mean this? Substituting Polish for Hungarian. I would like to know because I'm hungarian.

[Butchuk2007]

Because since Poland joined the EU, loads of Polish people moved over to the UK :-)

[palmmate]

yeees. much'o'them.

[WielkiZielonyMelon]

Hm, completely different. English have two cases, Poles have seven cases while Hungarians have 26. And both sound quite different.

P.S. There was a map guide here in Cracow for English. It had sentences written phonetically, so a person could say "Frotswaf" and we would understand it as "Wrocław" (city).

When I got to the end of this guide I was shocked. The english phrase "Can you tell me the way to the railway station" was translated to Polish "May I fondle your firm buttocks?".

[svett89]

If anybody reads this, this movie is the real one...