I'm Scottish and this is absolutley brilliant :D One caveat to it though: It feels bloody weird wearing it for the first time, till you realise it's a wearable pickup line :P Top comedy though, love it..
I'm pretty sure the modern kilt, or it's predecessor was invented by an English quaker and a Scotsman. But there seems to be a bit of controversy over the history. Still, Michael is on the right lines of their thinking probably :D
im from glasgow and normally i get annoyed at comedians who portary us scots, cos they are normally right racist arseholes, but michael mcintyre gets it down to a bloody tee. i piss myself laughing everytime i watch him, he truly gets the the comedy side of it while staying classy, pure comedy gold :D
i'm scottish and i love been made fun of fro being scottish becuse half of scots just don't care what tha say about them and the other half will kill you i am the type of scot that does not give two shites
@thegamez100 i was about to say something like HEY DON'T TAKE THE PISS OUTTA FAT PEOPLE then realized the guy you were on about is ACTUALLY HUGE, not fat.... lol XD
we were learning about macbeth and my teacher said the kilt was designed for war. i was like no sir it was designed to be the opposite of english cloths.
If you're Danish, this is nothing compared to our stand-up-comedians, like Anders "Anden" Matthesen, Simon Talbot, Christian Fuhlendorff and Mick Øgendahl :D
"its not pretty they're wearin' trousers!" you couldnt be more wrong! i think you'll find they'd have said the english were wearing troosers! clear difference!
yeah but seriously i get a little annoyed about this stereotype that scots wear kilts ALL the time, when really its just on special occasions. kilts are the better version of tuxedos :P
@GamerInari Ahh it's only a joke, don't worry about it :L I think only stupid people think Scots wear kilts ALL the time.. but i dont get the first bit of that comment..
@GainingBananas from a stereotypical point of view (and sometimes true, depending on which part of scotland some one is from) ppl say troosers rather than trousers, but only if the have a strong accent
@smilekatysmile no they actully call it a kilt (its in our homework diarys it says kilt) its crazy, we're actully in the tartan index too! cause my school has to be that cool! :)
@MixableHammer - Well, gosh you've really got a sharp reply there haven't you! (I hope you noted the irony there...) I'd heard a lot about this McIntyre geezer and thought I'd watch a bit of his show make up my own mind about him....and after this sketch, well, I did.
@warbuttons Why are you SHOUTING? It's not 'hatred' fella, just incredulity and a vague tristess that people find MM amusing. His whole style is anodyne, conventional and politically unpolitical. There's nothing there but trite pseudo observation with no basis in reality. The kilt was dreamt up in the nineteenth century to promote 'Scottishness' but MM seems oblivious to the creation of tradition idea behind his joke. The sketch, thus, ironic but not in a knowing way...so hahaha i suppose
@Mancheguache a- i wasent shouting (can you hear me or something! I was simply typing in capitals!) b - After that I had no idea what were you were talking about but I have a hunch you are putting beautiful mcintyre down so FUCK WUUUU!!!
@gavanjezusafkees - I'm guessing, but I imagine you're a lot more articulate in your own language...it could be that MM's comedy is for people who really aren't that good at English, I guess.
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i bet he got the idea of a Scottish man called Scot, from the man he bought marijuana from in college. when he met him for the first (and only) time he sadi"er... your name must make form filling a bit easier, when the answer for name is the same as nationality."
haha this is funny
50magicman 8 hours ago
Love this - this man is so funny
annmunday 3 days ago
I'm Scottish and this is absolutley brilliant :D One caveat to it though: It feels bloody weird wearing it for the first time, till you realise it's a wearable pickup line :P Top comedy though, love it..
SBS336 4 days ago 2
I watched this in my I.T class and the whole class laughed even the teacher. Michael McIntyre's so epic
Randomness4912 5 days ago
We've done everything we can to masculinise the bag... it's gonna be a cock bag. LOL
VictoriaNTMoody 6 days ago
this guy..... is a genius!
GohanSakuraMinto 1 week ago
So true. . . . I am Scottish and I find this very true
MissAvadaKadavraJR 1 week ago
soooooooo funny :)
sophiawebberxxluv 1 week ago
You want me standing there in a multi-coloured skirt wearing hockey socks with my balls hanging out?
NewReview4U 1 week ago 2
@NewReview4U yes! :D :D
grimeriper 1 week ago
haha
DesertedMrFocker 1 week ago
Is anyone actually in a kilt tonight? * tumbleweed rolls past *
warbuttons 2 weeks ago
LOL HE'S AWESOMEE XD
xM4ddi3x 2 weeks ago
its a hairy cockbag haha
daniel999234 2 weeks ago
its not going to be a handbag, its going to be a cockbag
cheesefary1 3 weeks ago 4
I'm pretty sure the modern kilt, or it's predecessor was invented by an English quaker and a Scotsman. But there seems to be a bit of controversy over the history. Still, Michael is on the right lines of their thinking probably :D
MegaCinephile 3 weeks ago
@MegaCinephile kilts come from ireland
jas881 1 week ago 4
@jas881 Just like the Scots :P Scotia tribe woo!
MegaCinephile 1 week ago
im from glasgow and normally i get annoyed at comedians who portary us scots, cos they are normally right racist arseholes, but michael mcintyre gets it down to a bloody tee. i piss myself laughing everytime i watch him, he truly gets the the comedy side of it while staying classy, pure comedy gold :D
sk1ppy2000 4 weeks ago 6
my dad hates michael Mclntyre
but he is sooooooo funny i recomend (he gym - changing rooms)
MrTibbles24 1 month ago
120 people are stupid
comedyflippingfreak 1 month ago
Ok i'm scottish and i find him BLOODY FUNNY
comedyflippingfreak 1 month ago 2
not funny
irishmckiddo 1 month ago
I'm not Scottish and I still find this cunt to be about as funny as being kicked in the balls.
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Keenosarecool 1 month ago
i'm scottish and i love been made fun of fro being scottish becuse half of scots just don't care what tha say about them and the other half will kill you i am the type of scot that does not give two shites
TheTaz129 1 month ago
''how are you feeling Scot?'' ''I'm feeling a bit peculiar if i'm honest''
UKSponge360 1 month ago 4
aha i just got back from a wedding and am still wearing my kilt watching this lol
Pro13east 1 month ago
I read the title sOOOOOO wrong
reesj02 1 month ago
whos arsed if your scottish?
bencolecumbria1995 1 month ago
I'm offensive and I find this Scottish.
medudemedude 1 month ago 117
ahhahaha!
MissRewindAndPlay 1 month ago
His hair, his hair, HIS HAIR.
HollySimxx 1 month ago 3
I'm funny and I found this Scottish.
SilentMissLoud 1 month ago
1:14 HOLY SHIT HOW BIG IS THE GUY IN THE WHITE SHIRT?
thegamez100 1 month ago
@thegamez100 i was about to say something like HEY DON'T TAKE THE PISS OUTTA FAT PEOPLE then realized the guy you were on about is ACTUALLY HUGE, not fat.... lol XD
melzymoomin888 1 month ago
@thegamez100 shit yeah..
simoooophh 1 month ago
i wore one for my prom
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mark150761 1 month ago
kilts are so hot
Lioness9885 1 month ago
i found this funny, that is, until i took an arrow to the knee...
barkerzz08 1 month ago
I'm Welsh and I found this funny.
aTruster 1 month ago
I'm Norwegian and i found that incredibly funny!
KVfilms 1 month ago 3
thumbs up next time you see a Scottish person in a kilt you gonna just burst out laughing
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00Billy 2 months ago
@00Billy not as a friend but yes i know him!
olliekill 2 months ago
@olliekill keep in mind, we may not be allowed to carry a real knife any more (legally) but we'll do our best wae the wee fake hing we carry
sceeterp 1 month ago
we were learning about macbeth and my teacher said the kilt was designed for war. i was like no sir it was designed to be the opposite of english cloths.
animeegirl111 2 months ago 3
lollll xxxxxxxxx
amie9able 2 months ago
Oh shit, that guy at 1:16 is huge!
Pr0haxxxxx0rz4eva 2 months ago 47
"What if people take the piss?"
"I've thought of that too -- you're gonna have a knife in your sock " XD
Clairski3 2 months ago 5
I'm telling you - this kills me every time :L.. hahaha... I love this man :L. xxx
CrazayyElectroo 2 months ago
Hahahahaha Russell Howard you joker..... oh wrong video :s
theultimatebigBANG99 2 months ago
Just brilliant, already watched it numerous times, can't get enough of it!!!
vandeloowevers 2 months ago
I'm alright. But you've got me in a skirt. I'm not happy about that yet *Vigorous hair-bouncing* :D
CrissCross407 2 months ago
We need more people like him in the world
LittleMissEP07 2 months ago 2
Erm... I should be revising :P
RealValkyrieCain 2 months ago 2
hahahahahahahaha
ilovejamesp1 2 months ago
I spent half this video examining the lights behind him
MajaLeegKillas 2 months ago
Love this sooo much hes soo funny
blackmissspoon 3 months ago
hehehehe
xemilyeesAliasx 3 months ago
hahaha just great:) and yeh... real men wear kilts:)
wildnorviking 3 months ago
Lol at 1:39 his face fat (no offence) wobbles lololss! ;)
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If you're Danish, this is nothing compared to our stand-up-comedians, like Anders "Anden" Matthesen, Simon Talbot, Christian Fuhlendorff and Mick Øgendahl :D
Idasecret 3 months ago
@Idasecret Only problem is we're not Danish
Kingdomonceagain 3 months ago
guys in kilts? yes please.
sbojify 3 months ago
I'm a sucker for guys in kilts - way hot : D
po4emu1 3 months ago
It's gonna be a cock bag = Epic win
oFolzy 3 months ago
Is anyone in a kilt tonight? *silence* = fail conversation starter
oFolzy 3 months ago
"its not pretty they're wearin' trousers!" you couldnt be more wrong! i think you'll find they'd have said the english were wearing troosers! clear difference!
yeah but seriously i get a little annoyed about this stereotype that scots wear kilts ALL the time, when really its just on special occasions. kilts are the better version of tuxedos :P
GamerInari 3 months ago
@GamerInari Ahh it's only a joke, don't worry about it :L I think only stupid people think Scots wear kilts ALL the time.. but i dont get the first bit of that comment..
GainingBananas 3 months ago
@GainingBananas from a stereotypical point of view (and sometimes true, depending on which part of scotland some one is from) ppl say troosers rather than trousers, but only if the have a strong accent
GamerInari 3 months ago
@GamerInari OH i get it :P If they have a REALLY strong accent though, my uncle has quite a broad accent and he manages to say trousers :P
GainingBananas 3 months ago
@GainingBananas either really storong or really stereotypical lol
GamerInari 3 months ago
I'm wearing my kilt right now :P
DrinkToIreland 3 months ago
I love kilts. :)
ghostofxmaspast 3 months ago
To me true men wear kilts so yeah this is probably the story for what happened...
Though I am from Scotland and I love the kilts!
sonicxsapphire 3 months ago
i don't get why frankie boyle doesn't like michael...its probably jealousy...
iamXSTEALTHZX 3 months ago
kilts are so comfertable
MrBrickhead80 3 months ago
Excellent!
tellykelly100 3 months ago
Watching this in conjunction with England Beating Scotland in the Rugby world Cup - Brilliant! :D
AJTAFFY 3 months ago
"taking the piss" is making fun of someone....This guy is very funny....
etaylorexpressions1 4 months ago
"taking the piss" is making fun of someone....This guy is very funny....but may be funnier to someone who is familiar with Britain!
etaylorexpressions1 4 months ago
@etaylorexpressions1 im not from england n i laughed my arse off
gothlord77 3 months ago
I wonder what he is going to do when he loses his hair...
MagicSubmarineKiller 4 months ago 4
Yeah i'm Scottish and this was funny ...
666yogibear 4 months ago 67
@666yogibear your mums rude
pitseamarket 1 month ago
Keep pressing 8.... WANK!
btw.. love you michael!
cupcakeJLS 4 months ago
robin williams imitating scots inventing something is funnier
gevse 4 months ago
LOL "WHAT IF PEOPLE TAKE THE PISS" "I'VE THOUGHT OF THAT TOO, UR GONNA HAVE A KNIFE IN UR SOCK" LOL XD ROFL XD
esha776 4 months ago in playlist Michael McIntyre 14
I showed this to my scottish friend, and she loved it! haha <3
Michael's hilarious :)
Sharkiiebabey 4 months ago
My homework is to watch this :P How Awesome!!
Emmy00000008 4 months ago 2
My mum's theory is that the kilt came from Guilt and Skirt. She's odd, I know...
idkyetdou 4 months ago
funny are you in a kilt
TheEuan112 4 months ago
whats the guy whos designing the scot wearing? :L
adhinto 4 months ago
I'm Scottish and I found this hilarious.
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95KathyC 4 months ago
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what a prick.
BlainePistolle 5 months ago
lol, funny :D
DeanBastable 5 months ago
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ilovemusic0212 5 months ago
Great routine. McIntyre is brilliant.
gmaureen 5 months ago
lol its gonna be hairy x3
FoxGirlVixi 5 months ago
LOL sporran = "hairy cock bag"
sacultik 5 months ago 2
we have to wear kilts to school and our school is in south west of ENGLAND and its an all girls school, its fuckin maddness!
Ashddr 5 months ago
@Ashddr then your not wearing a kilt you are wearing a tartan skirt!.
smilekatysmile 5 months ago
@smilekatysmile XD lmfao i laughed so hard when i read that. what a retard
scotland1989able 5 months ago
@smilekatysmile no they actully call it a kilt (its in our homework diarys it says kilt) its crazy, we're actully in the tartan index too! cause my school has to be that cool! :)
Ashddr 5 months ago
@Ashddr thats a tartan skirt NOT a kilt..their is a big difference!!
suzieblue1984 5 months ago
@Ashddr posh bint.
LOGIESPZ 3 months ago
<3 his hair, so bouncy<3
holliewallie79 5 months ago in playlist Michael McIntyre's Comedy Roadshow - BBC One
How small is Scott?
jamiejohnson2196 5 months ago
your so bloody funny way more funnier than harry hill
derreise989 5 months ago
"im prepared to listen" poor scott
CGCupcakes66 5 months ago 4
not bad attempt at an Edinburgh accent lol :P
stephxbones 5 months ago 4
scroll up your missing the video
warbuttons 5 months ago 88
i'm from scotland and i'm telling u...
this is probably what happened
paigec76 6 months ago 212
how are you felling scott......i'm feeling peculiar if i'm honest
ash97ify 6 months ago 4
kilts were actually originated in france, not scotland :P
JacobAndrade1 6 months ago
I've actually got a kilt and I think this is bloody hilarious
StuartAlderson 6 months ago 6
@StuartAlderson same here mate! haha i have the full outfit!
DrinkToIreland 5 months ago
INDEPENDENCE for Scotland ! :)
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Cur734 6 months ago
104 people dont have the balls to wear a kilt without underpants
RichFullert 6 months ago
It's a hairy cock bag.
oVoRTeX21o 6 months ago 4
"according to the rules" lol
dtihkse 6 months ago
i love the british humour...it`s so refined....much better than anything i`m used to... random people on the street are incredibly funny
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CharlieeH129 6 months ago
Am scottish and this is so funny :L micheal mcintyre is defo one of the best out
TheJohntimby 6 months ago
Hilarious!
RobynA1995 6 months ago
The geezer in the white shirt at 1:15 is a fuckin BEAST
pacmandem 6 months ago
@pacmandem lmfao i never noticed him fukin shrek
scotland1989able 6 months ago
@pacmandem hhahahaha i know
chloehannahx1 6 months ago
@pacmandem Fuck me he is huge!!! How did i miss him!!!!
chickflickaddict91 5 months ago
about as funny as cold sweats and shooting pains down the left arm
Mancheguache 6 months ago
@Mancheguache lol so why are you watching these videos on Youtube, out of choice?
MixableHammer 6 months ago
@MixableHammer - Well, gosh you've really got a sharp reply there haven't you! (I hope you noted the irony there...) I'd heard a lot about this McIntyre geezer and thought I'd watch a bit of his show make up my own mind about him....and after this sketch, well, I did.
Mancheguache 6 months ago
@Mancheguache that was hardly a "sharp" reply mate. your telling me to pick up on the irony?
MixableHammer 6 months ago
@MixableHammer You're a Michael McIntyre fan - they don't do irony and neither does he, so it's best to point it out....
Mancheguache 6 months ago
@Mancheguache here we go...ISENT THERE ENOUGH HATRED THESE DAYS???
warbuttons 6 months ago
@warbuttons Why are you SHOUTING? It's not 'hatred' fella, just incredulity and a vague tristess that people find MM amusing. His whole style is anodyne, conventional and politically unpolitical. There's nothing there but trite pseudo observation with no basis in reality. The kilt was dreamt up in the nineteenth century to promote 'Scottishness' but MM seems oblivious to the creation of tradition idea behind his joke. The sketch, thus, ironic but not in a knowing way...so hahaha i suppose
Mancheguache 6 months ago
@Mancheguache a- i wasent shouting (can you hear me or something! I was simply typing in capitals!) b - After that I had no idea what were you were talking about but I have a hunch you are putting beautiful mcintyre down so FUCK WUUUU!!!
warbuttons 6 months ago
@Mancheguache blablablablablabla
gavanjezusafkees 6 months ago
@gavanjezusafkees yeah - blahblahblah - just like an MM concert...
Mancheguache 6 months ago
@Mancheguache nah just you.. blablablabla youtube full of people like you.. all blablablablabla
gavanjezusafkees 6 months ago 2
@gavanjezusafkees - I'm guessing, but I imagine you're a lot more articulate in your own language...it could be that MM's comedy is for people who really aren't that good at English, I guess.
Mancheguache 6 months ago
LOL i was in tears watching this
gotta love Michael McIntyre
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noelzy619 6 months ago
@itzcameron1 Aye seeing a load of men behind a table with their legs opens not a good sight when wearing a kilts a nasty image lol.
I'm a descendant from an entirely Scottish family lol.
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lvevans01 6 months ago
HAIRY COCK BAG LOOOL!
SkArReD3297 6 months ago 3
i've thought of that too, you'll have a knife in your sock.
this logic has won me many arguments. :D And I'm a chick, so I can wear a skirt out of casual wear. :D
miasaki666 6 months ago 5
lol hes jut soo awsome and funny
wehatepandas 6 months ago
Thumbs up if you always give the top comment thumbs up :)
katie97hudgens 6 months ago 3
I think my favourite thing about this guy is his bouncy hair.
KetOoKa889 6 months ago 285
@KetOoKa889 Me too, i think that makes it more funny tbh x
sophiabyrne22 6 months ago
@KetOoKa889 have you seen this? watch?v=u8ReHEVW6mM
slightlyinsaneFTW 5 months ago
@KetOoKa889 or his quadruple chin!
Guichotpresident 3 months ago
They should teach this in schools.
theslothwoman 6 months ago
Haha thought this was birth of the Klit!
ellul92 6 months ago
I'm sure I saw Sadowitz do something very similar to this years ago.
MashUpBizznizz 7 months ago
Kilt? Surely you mean skirt.
MrFlibble2011 7 months ago
this almost got me to google "haiiry cockbag"
d0nk3yM4n 7 months ago 2
I thought the guy @ 1:16 was in a wheelchair at first.
madrabbit711 7 months ago
"It's still gir-l-ly! It's still gir-l-ly to have a bag, I dunnae care!"
YoungWarriorCatfish 7 months ago
its gonna be a cock bag!!hahaha
johntheenglishboy 7 months ago
I wonder who the 100 people are who openly admit to not having a sense of humor by disliking this video?
maboroshi638 7 months ago
We have a pocket on our school kilt lol. and how can anyone dislike him it is just not possible !!!! x
nkhero 7 months ago
thumbs up if you should be revising!!!
greenblob06 7 months ago 335
@greenblob06 I think this counts as history...kinda...
slightlyinsaneFTW 5 months ago
1:16 the guy looks like the great khali!
kdotkhan 7 months ago
'Weve thought about that.....and it's gunna be HAIRY!!'
MissPeachyPeekaboo 7 months ago 4
100 people modelled the kilt
JOSHUAWYNN07 7 months ago
I love Scotland! x)
Love from Wales! xx
SaluteToYou 7 months ago
his scottish accent sounds like Billy Connolly lol
mad4timbo 7 months ago
i looooooove micheal ! can't wait to see you live next year ! x
jessicacelise 7 months ago
I LOVE YOU SOOO MUCH MICHAEL!
ClaireyBobb 7 months ago
100 people were wearing a kilt that night!
greenblob06 7 months ago 6
....Its gonna be a cock bag. :D
iGleekful 7 months ago
i bet he got the idea of a Scottish man called Scot, from the man he bought marijuana from in college. when he met him for the first (and only) time he sadi"er... your name must make form filling a bit easier, when the answer for name is the same as nationality."
libby9182 7 months ago