Lets learn how to speak Polish

[babygirl10201999]

Can you write these down for me please i'll really apreaciate it.

[babygirl10201999]

when does #2 comes out very helpful , dont hate ppl! :)

[MultiElectro2011]

zajebista :D

[Michak344]

głupia pizda

[svenska2000]

fuck that american accent i like more the british ooh that is cool .

[Europe14Q]

Zdejmij spodnie i daj mi Twoje pieniądze, albo Cię zabiję - świetne!! xD

[xwtfilovealex]

i see that you logged in quite recently, you should message me ;-]

[xwtfilovealex]

my little polish droga (sorry if that's incorrect, i looked it up on google ;) ) your video inspires me. i moved to america just to be closer to you. Unfortunately, with these economic times and stiff immigration policies, i currently reside in the minor islands. i would really like it if you could teach me some more polish one of these days. Plz post more vids ;)

ps. i know where you live ;)

[tetlik]

Your polish is very good! :) However:

"Gdzie jest ubikacja?" means "Where is the toilet?".

"Gdzie jest łazienka?" means "Where is the bathroom?".

[4252921]

well check her sense, what she is teaching us,

1st u say hi,

2nd give me your money or i'll kill u,

3rd i like u or i love u

that's the strange way to do robber in poland.

well it's poland any think can be happen in this part of the world

hehehehehe

[panadolini]

Świetne :) Nice

[EmiliaMisiura]

What a shame this video is.

Do better or not at all.

skoda to czsu .

[C6H6Evil6]

bahahahahahaha "give me all your money"

[krowolubna]

Cześć! :D That was good. I'm polish and I can say that you are great.

Now, zdejmij spodnie i daj mi Twoje pieniądze, albo Cię zabiję. :D

[blazuk1983]

I was born in England and have lived here my whole life and my dad who is Polish has never taught me any Popolsku! But I have been learning Polish since I first went there aged 9, Now I've been back 10 times and I'm almost bilingual, talking but shit at spelling, hence the English typing, wtf am i still typing? za duzo palic moze bic? oh yeah it's a cool language

[xPLHOOLIGANx]

HMMM CZESC OLKA ;-) =-P SEXYYY ;-)

[AlbieGfromMyspace]

im polish... but i cant speak.. and PS: yur cute

[TubbyWilliams]

You can notice that her pronunciation is good but not native good!

[thesaint1908]

Why in the fuck would you want to learn to speak it ,im sick of listening to it continously and i live in a country where it isnt even the national language!!!!

[pinkredbluegreen]

i want to learn polish so bad. my mom's family is polish and it sounds so cool! haha

[KapelaSM]

Why're you teatching that strange things? "Give me you money..." ^^' But I'm happy that people from another countres learn polish ('cause I'm from Polen :P)

[Piegza16]

Nieźle ;D 5/5 ^^ i daj więcej! masz śliczny głos xD

[baaasienkaaa]

your Polish is realy good!:D

[curleybap]

this is just so helpful!! whats the polish for kiss? or useful phrases with kiss in?? ;)

[rapifensrapifen]

Darklife84 nie umiesz pisać ani po polsku ani po angielsku, więc lepiej zamilcz :)

[rapifensrapifen]

btw yes, your polish is cute :F if you want learn something more, u can ask for advice :)

[rapifensrapifen]

no no no, where is bathroom-gdzie jest łazienka, where is toilet-gdzie jest ubikacja, by the way, 90% of people in poland, know english and many other languages, we have bilingual classes in school. please dont think we are so stupid.

[Darklife84]

I agree with you...greetings from PL;-)

[NellBrent]

Thanks so much! I really want to learn Polish someday. I have the heritage, but not the time to learn I guess. You look a bit like Keira Knightley by the way :-)

[DreRock7]

wow, ur hot

[Ronny016]

ur polish is really good :D

ask ur friend to teach u more :P

[NiceTubeAccount]

Not true Hi in Polish is just Hi. Lots of people in Poland know english. Why you want to learn Polish and why you chose such things to learn like "give me your money or I will..."?

[Walunio]

gr8 and hilarious. Cheers

[leevidz2007]

haha one day I MIGHT meet a polish person? in the UK we are over run can you tell me how to say FUCK OFF HOME in polish

[Darklife84]

can say ( odpierdol sie od domu ) ale ty jestes pewnie tępy i nie zkminisz co do ciebie pisze a tym bardziej niepotrafisz tego przeczytać...I will not translote it the rest...You will advise as you are such wise...DULL ;)

[xwtfitsalexx]

Ale sie mylis bo ja to moge zrozumiec. Ja wlasnie jestem taka madra. =P

[Darklife84]

To świetnie ale to było do -leevidz2007- nie do Ciebie tak ze sie nie denerwuj i wcale nie zaprzeczam ze jestes mądrom osobą... pozdrawiam...

[A11ex]

PWND :D

[xsquall23]

Haha, You're cute and speak polish very well :)

[eastcoastnj]

lubisz pierogi i kielbasa? zdejmuj spodnie!:D

[separatemindz]

hej

Your polish is so good that id thought u r really polish ;)

I just make u one remark: in polish we dont say "ja" or "ty". The form of the verb suggest the person so its sound not natural to start sentece with "ja" or "ty" unless u want to put an emphasis on it.

[eastcoastnj]

well, she is Polish

[Anonimowax3]

haha no dobrze mówisz po polsku .. fajnie ;))

[ThatFreakinRandy]

xD ahahahah, I'm in love.

[hlepowski]

Tak...Zgodze sie z Jacachief , bo zdecydowanie nasz narod jest jak taka plaga , kazdy zazdrosny o kazdego i won z auslanderami , tylko polak moze znac polski itd itp ...co za ludzie

PS. BTW GooD Job :) ure polish is very nice, but not all polish dudes it's like crimi :P that's mean ure words:,, give me ure all money or i kill u" general isn't need in this leason of Polish :)

Peace Girl and ure accent is briliant ;)

Learn it more!

[modelmotion]

omg that was funny......

[hackedc0ookie]

OMG!

I am in love!

You are so cute <3

Your polish is awesome <3 so cute ;33

I am actually from Poland, but when I grow up I want to live in USA <3

In which state do u live?

Btw, I love your american accent ;3

[11amlunch]

Hahaha!!!! U say this in Polish so so so funny lol A'MA POLISH ;P

[foevahavinskillz]

You are so hot and I luv u! Kocham cie!

[maartikaa]

well done, im polish and i can tell you that you said those phrases very good;) great job!

[jacachief]

co za tempi polacy tu kometarze pisze ....... dziewczyna nauczyla sie troche polskiego wiec to chyba nic zlego co ??? a wy jak zawsze krytyka zal... ale to taka nasza wada ze kazdy jest zazdrosny....

[kppyc159]

wow. you are one dumb bimbo. ha sorry but you have absolutly no brain. jesteś głupia kohana. :D

[Mrbak1]

kochana, men not kohana:)...

[skybld]

ahahahahahahaa well done lol

[madfurit69]

are your teeth big enough doll

[crazymikey86]

if I could fail your for teaching i would

[Gloszz]

spadaj in a nicer version is spierdalaj....

[jebacfalubaz]

hahaah:D

[granit2006]

she hot or what??

[JoannaHaleCullen]

Everyone says hi lolz prawda

[soyelturcowei]

u r soo hot :)

[aaddrriiaann2]

zdejmij spodnie i daj mi swoje pieniadze albo cię zabije HAHAHAHA ! DObre

[elpolako69]

zdejmij spodnie albo cie zabije lol

[jcoolmike]

fajowe kolego

[yankeepole]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[nowy1692]

ludzie ona nas w chuja robi. ona jest polka

[marcinsnk]

Panienka z niezłymi tekstami poleciała :D.

[KILLEREK1418]

Very good =)You are very beautiful woman =) =)

[ULIcSLASKcPOLSKA]

"zdejmij spodnie , albo cię zabiję" o Kurwa

[kickthejohn]

how so

[pawson1990]

I thin correct version is "Ja Ciebie lubię" nazwa własna

[richg58921]

your hot.

[LaterMeansBrick]

Very nice. I'm polish, and you speak quite well.

[paintballdude1980]

not many people even know poland exists, let alone actually WANT to learn the polish language! i already like this girl! :D

[ooGRINCHoo]

KURWA ale tej jestes cepwa! =)

[majoreq]

owned

[mikeprodi]

where did you come out with this stuff?

[superkurdman]

i speek good polish like.dobre ya loobie kurwa tak tak

[vmx8686]

give me all your money or... heehehehehe

[Nurielpl]

Your pronunciation is amazingly good.

[smoczysko77]

im polish but my english is not very well yet but i woudlike to tel you that your polish is perfect that very nice to se english person who is traing to teache polish .LUBIE CIE,LUBIE CIE,JESTES FAJNA

[testify221]

Id hit it

[ReactorBlack]

dimme pivo!

[paintballdude1980]

daj mi piwo! give me beer!

piwo, to moje paliwo! beer, it's my fuel!

[JamesiMaci]

I dont go to the bathroom

[someoneinusa]

for some reason this girl looks just the way I like women to be; slutty, silly but likeable :) She doesn't seem stuck up or conceited like many women do these days.

I would love to get into her pants!

[Badyli]

Zdejmij spodnie albo cie zabije? Haha, very funny xD. Nice polish. You said it nearly like Pole but you need to know something more, "Gdzie jest ubikacja?" it's same like "Gdzie kibel?". But it's still nothing. If you wanna speak like real Pole you must sey RIGHT "stół z powyłamywanymi nogami" :P

[okonaoko11]

lol funny shit wuz this chick even born in PL like ppl need to know what to say to polish ppl when they rob them this chick needs to shut the fuck up - zamknij gembe

[superchruper100]

hahaha, bosze, nie wiedzialam, ze polska jest tak postrzegana!!! O_O ale bez obaw ludzie na ulicy raczej cie nie zabiją ;-)( chyba ;-) ( don;t worry we are not so aggressive nation ;-)))

[peem10]

Well, I don't want your money, but I don't mind dropping your pants ;)

[bialezloto]

love you! come to Poles land and Ill teach you more of useful frases

[muzykniezalezny]

Very good pronunciation :)))

[VictorVerhagen]

you fucking hot, i want to fuck you hottie

[GeneNowok]

In normal converstion u dont say "Ja CIEBIE lubię" but instead u say "Ja CIE lubie" or better still "Lubie cie". The same goes 4 "Ja ciebie kocham" which should rather be "Ja cie kocham" or better still "Kocham cie".

[bmattiscool]

ja cem ci fuckowac

[GeneNowok]

"I wanna fuck u"? Hahaha! "Chce cie przelecieć".

[daro1909]

HAHAHA it's nice :D

[2020SURG]

oh my god -__- everybody should chill the fuck out. her polish is great - she's not trying to make fun of the language or whatever she was just being funny :/

i am polish; and i'm pretty sure we all know that all the drop your pants stuff won't get you far. she's not fucking stupid for god's sakes. it's a joke :/ i found it funny

her polish is great and it was really cool to see an american speak polish, cause i had never heard that before. kudos!

[2020SURG]

what the fuck her polish is fine :/

[TheExMachina]

@Ryld watever ur name is ... wtf r u trying to say? May u please tell me or ur just some other 10 year old guy tryin to post something cool and all...

[finpoppin]

How do say I love you? and How do you spell it?

[BetsySkibba14]

i love u means Kocham cie

[WladcaKrakersow]

Kocham cie = Kauham tscheh

[HOJNIA88]

hahha...

[RyldPharaun]

Polish leanguage is kinda 'ugly', that's true. Polish ppl should learn english, not English ppl learn polish. And I've actually never seen anybody who speaks polish except citiziens of Poland.

Yeah, I'm Polish.

[dougiewhite778]

you speak sense. pity the scum that live in england dont feel the same and continue to assault our eardrums around evry asda and liddle with this awful GIBBER!

[Walek0070]

Haha!! Bad girl... Yeah ...

Where is the toilet (Gdzie jest ubikacja) haha xD

Give me all you money (Daj mi wszystkie swoje pięnadzę)

I don't like polish people ...

[pcw291]

cause you are a kind :D

[pbjstark5178]

Bad girl!

[Frenchbabex]

i dont like you cause you are meant to be saying proper things like greetings so can u say some proper stuff instead of mean thnks i wanna kill you you didn't help me at all ok good bye.

[patryk10036]

tez cie lubię :D i ściądne spodnie :D jak ty to zrobisz :P

[brittainfightsback]

you suck dick. are you my boyfriends ex....GUH..is ur name kasia. you lick hairy fucking balls.

[xwtfitsalexx]

LOL no my name isn't Kasia...did you see my username?

[apedba]

drop your pents and give me all your money or I'll kill ya haha

[madisoncoaching]

Great job, Xwtfitsalexx.

You've done really well.

Keep up the good work !!!

ps. Can 't you delete all of those !@#$!@ comments? People can be so graniczoni w rozwoju.

[dougiewhite778]

You only have to walk around any asda or liddle in ENGLAND and anyone with a miserable face is speaking this ugly language. GO BACK TO POLAND

[Mallancia18]

fuck you do you have some problem with Polish People? fucking loozer! Suck your father dick! EngliSH SHIT

[dougiewhite778]

Suck my fathers dick?????? is that a polish custom?

[mickofhucknall]

And TK maxx,I think they go in there to buy white socks.

[ScrillaVilla1]

you're hot

[OGLocPL]

weźcie tą dziwe z mojego ekranu bo dostane padaczki hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­haa!

[ctclone3]

Ja już mogę Cię nauczyć mówić po polsku;)

[paweldinho]

ur so cute bejbusss hehe

Kocham Cie :**

[apedba]

spox:)

[skizzo192]

i got alot of you god dam polish movin in my neiboorhood......maby yous could run them annoying russians out of town....they are the worst......polska polska

[ciastekwuzet1]

O fuck! Najważniejsze pytanie: gdzie jest ubikacja??:D:D:D

[qasim140]

polish girls are relly fit!!!!!

[Mallancia18]

and you are fucking shallow men!!

[dougiewhite778]

you dont need me to show what a low life scum and slag you really are

[dougiewhite778]

to Mallancia18 :the men that you meet in luton airport will be shallow as they just see one thing when they look at you: a gold digging WHORE. now get busy cleaning the english shit from the airports bogs you bitch.

[ferdovit]

There is a first effect of Your teaching. A Brooklyn-raised Marine sergeant of polish ancestry - Sgt. Jan Pawel Pietrzak and his new bride were tortured and killed execution-style in their California home - allegedly by four other Marines under his command. He`s wife was black and black was murders. They raped his wife and shot both after that. - racial crime. Very funny is int it?

[kyleguy298]

thanks

[Vartt19]

"zdejmij spodnie i daj mi swoje spodnie, bo cię zabiję" hahahahha!

padłem :DD

[pomaranczaaa]

you're very good haha :D

[AmonGottenschritt]

LOL! Ahahaha! "Ty jesteś głupy." XD

Jesteś przepiękny i bystry. (I hope that was right)

[wisienka1]

"gdzie jest ubikacja" jest genialne :D

[Byxass]

Kurwa!

[MihaZ]

How can I say: You are beautiful, in polish? I want to say that to my friend, a suprise ^^.  HELP =)

[milek15]

You are beautiful= Jesteś piękna/śliczna ;D

[MihaZ]

What's the difference between piękna and śliczna?  And hum, would you mind telling me how to pronounce this? Phonetic stuff... But thanks a bunch!

[milek15]

There no difference, cos they are synonymous words. Piękna [pienkna], śliczna[sliczna] ;P I don't have phonetic dictionary :)

[Anulka02]

Hahaha America i lovee!!

[XxNijasekxX]

"zdejmij spodnie" rocks, so funny xD anyway, i'm from poland and it really sounds like polish accent... but "cześć" sounds a little bit wrong... ^^

[JasiekBMX95]

She says ''Czesc''perfectly.

[Ficekelblag]

I belive that things You say is the matter of what Polish people taught You, but for sure, Your pronunciation is perfect, especially second "zdejmij spodnie" sound like Anna Maria Jopek voice ;-)

Keep on learning..

Cheers,

PR

[piranogu]

Wow, I didn't know learning polish can be so much fun. It is a whole new concept. Learning phrases like, drop your pants, give me all your money, or I will kill you. Can't wait to test that next time I'm in Poland :).

Ok, seriously now, I guess a teacher has to be a motivator and I think you could motivate me to learn just about anything, even polish, so keep on posting videos.

Greetings from Croatia!

[Wctown]

What is this? A muggers guide to Polish.

[dougiewhite778]

who the fuck wants to learn that shit language THEY shud fuckin learn english.

[spicy456]

Only a simpleton would say something so rude. if you don't have anything nice to say, than screw off somewhere else. Thanks.

[poozonwarbeast]

sweet, sweet!

[ArturMaks112]

yeah

[NataliaCzarnowska]

I'm sorry, but you'r so not ready, to learn others to speek Polish. You have to get it rigth yourself first.

[mamut69podlaski]

and we're also sorry - you're not ready to teach her things that she already knows at all... and not ready to do this in english too!

[slimjim5984]

I like your choice of phrases. lol

Here's another one for you that you could maybe get your Polish friends to translate:

(the spelling maybe slightly wrong btw)

Bardso bardso ładna jesteś, i nie mam dziewczyna teraż. Ale może chceś nowy angielski chłopak? ;-)

[kellargrg12]

I liked it (lolz) and ur really pretty!

[mickofhucknall]

Whats 'fuck off home you polish twat',in polish please? I want to make sure they get the message.

[noblekuba]

You say it like that : "Jeb się pierdolony Angielski wiejski, zeświniony skurwysynu i wyjeb w odbyt swoją kurwę królową, huju jebany i jak chcesz się nabijać z Polaków to przyjedź do nas na mecz, pizdo" Now ask ur Polish "friends" to translate it for u :)it is funny :)

[ArturMaks112]

not ubikacja...its SIUSIAK

[ArturMaks112]

not...szema and not czeszcz...SIEMA and CZĘŚĆ!!!

[noblekuba]

nie kurwa Część tylko Cześć jak coś, jesli już chcesz tak poprawiać ludzi, bo Część it means "a part, piece" of sth. :)

[neo92vip]

your movement and the way you behave is just pathetic... if there's something wrong with your hair... then cut it off for god's sake and stop touching it every sentence; maybe if you would be moving your head fromleft to right every word you wouldn't have to get your hair right

[mchj87]

ummmm... i was tryin to think of some1 but i gotta admit ur the most pathetic person i've seen:) hope nobody will learn ur sad phrases:)

[JesseusM]

dam i want a 1 on 1 leson baby?????????????????

[azbo90]

i had a wank over her

[MidoriAi]

XDDDD

[Wyspianska]

ona jest polka wiec przestancie mowic, ze osmiesza wasz jezyk itd. widac, ze nie znacie podstaw angielskiego bo juz na poczatku jak literuje czesc to mowi 'zi' zamiast 'zet' hehehe. no i akcent w ang ma bardzo sztuczny.

[NoTrEaLyHeRe121]

shes hot ;)

[BaunsBitch]

Let's learn how to be sstupid bitch;]

[sowka1978]

Ale jestes brzydka jak angielka!!! Ugly face as english!!!!!!

[sowka1978]

Ty glupia polska dziwko I will find you. To slychac ze jestes Polka!!!