Tech : A Busted MacBook Pro

[nross33]

How do you get that apple pro card?

[AspireFly]

1:38 Express cervix. Nice

[poetsguide]

This is the funniest rant video based on a computer.

[adiblasi]

@poetsguide Thanks - my viewers really like it when my stuff doesn't work and I get angry. LOL! It's all good :)

[leddenpc]

MAC= Overpriced paper weight. They are peices of S@%T

[Cooi1001]

2:37 is a great idea

NICE THINKING

[Hyper6664]

like JESUS H CHRIST :D:D

FFFFFFFFFFF

[vajksziget7a]

SUBcribed!

[myrandomspaces]

no...NO!!!

[coffeeandsugar20]

@MEXIC4NKILLER Wrong. And racist.

[8ombshell]

ARGH! Thanks for posting this. I have a Macbook Pro as well.... completely failed on me. I replaced the magsafe charger FOUR times due to insulation failure. In addition: took it in after it was down for EIGHT months. They replaced the logic board. WITH ONE THAT HAS THE SAME PROBLEM Nvidia 8600M GT that caused the problem in the first place. 1 day in, already having issues. Overheating, pixelation, failure of keyboard to light up. Nice investment. Thanks Apple. It's going back.

[adiblasi]

@8ombshell Wow. Listen -- my nephew's expensive MacBook Pro was in Apple service for THREE TIMES - on the fourth failure, he brought it in, and the arranged a NEW system of equal value -- with an option to take advantage of upgrades to tweak up the system -- if you are having THAT much problem, pace out the documented service visits, wack up at least three, and after that, start pushing for a NEW one. Some balls they got, at the price we pay for this shit.

[techhelper1]

@adiblasi i got my macbook pro replaced on the same problem as well. Core 2 Duo -> Core i5 free upgrade for me.

[TheDanielHolt]

Jesus Hardware Christ.....

[georgio941]

You can buy 12 netbooks for the price of one of these overpriced liberal poser computers. Seriously, do yourself a favor and leave apple products for the sub 100 IQ trust-fund babies at Starbucks hunt and peck typing on fagspace.

[macJC50640]

@georgio941 Here's my opinion on your comment: MacBook Pro's are worth 12 netbooks. Netbooks are just cramped laptops with the power of a cellular phone, and by the way nobody uses MySpace anymore.

[georgio941]

@macJC50640 I wouldn't know.

[coffeeandsugar20]

@georgio941 umad?

[irulethe70s]

thank NVIDIA

[Felas212]

I'm still buying one hopefully it wont do that disco disco light hhhhh

[Yovillehelpful]

Its a software that doesnt let u get on pron sites

LOL

if u try that what u get.

[megabenman]

dude he said "express cervix"

[vamphunte]

i got some thing alike,, exept mine crashes..

[ProjectZro]

when it comes to software Apple is right on that Ctrl+C buttons (or Option-C for macs XP) but when it comes to hardware there brains have a Kernel panic

[7B12Productions]

lollollloll u r class yo

[SHOOT3RiG3ARS]

lol I love it when he says "Jesus H Christ"

[Silent157]

Damn, those ex wife jokes lol =P

[abcborgess]

U're Great!

[radicalgarbage02]

A busted MacBook Pro... the best kind. Not like it wasn't just a pretty paperweight in the first place anyway lol.

[RacingRocks12]

Should have bought a PC.

[RacingRocks12]

Games and Prices.

[ReubenRevolution]

u mean a microsoft pc..... a pc is a personal computer you retard

[RacingRocks12]

And you think i don't know that. >:(

BTW i decompiled the OS X kernal and the FreeBSD Kernel and most of the kernel was a dead on match. Except for the copied NextStep. The only thing Mac/Apple can do is copy. Don't you ever call people smarter than you a reatard!

[ReubenRevolution]

is copy... yea thats way their the most inovative company up to date

[RacingRocks12]

They don't make money off of the OS really. Its just the crummy hardware which cost's 1k

[arnolddisco]

@ReubenRevolution Microsoft dont make PCs though...

[RacingRocks12]

OMG LOL!!!!

[dwranson]

HAHAHAHAAHAHA

[EpiDemic117]

this video made me laugh really really hard :) 5 stars

[aidan160]

What is FF class

[toberichmoe]

"Fat Fuck" as said by alfred

[tango909]

your a twat .. down drop the computer you dick ...

ive go zp its total shit ..

try buying a pc then we can see you go real mad

[adiblasi]

Tango - I I read your comment three times, and I'm really having a tough time with the point you are trying to convey.

I'll take it one step further - how about I invite you to my live webcast, as a guest speaker? We'll discuss your comment, I'll answer your questions, and you can plug your YouTube channel.

I'll have someone get in contact with you shortly for scheduling. Expect anywhere from 75 to 200 people in the audience.

[cyprusboy56]

boor mac :(

[jjdagdelen]

lol, "express cervix" I didn't know that apple did that. (1:39)

[philipverlinden100]

hahaha

[victoristheone]

How does he find the time to do this?

[thenapster22]

i laughed so hard just then...

cervix!! hahaha

[fullmetallpiano]

It's funny ( :

Well I love apple, I have a macbook since over 10 month and it's work perfectly. Some of my friends also have Macbook and Imac and we never had any failure like this.

By the way is it real?

[Slimzy12]

LMAO

[wolfgoblin]

Jesus Hardware Christ!

[bleedinggums66]

alfred rocks!!! lol lick my green balls!!! LOL

[brothez024]

"That machine should be able to lick my green balls" LMFAO!!!!

[OriginalZero]

holy shit dude... you're fricking scary D:

[1zorm1]

2:55 hahahahahahahaha

[WargMX]

Lol!!! Green balls?! :P

[MightyMaul]

1:40 you said express cervix. lol

[Someoneyoudontknow13]

same thin happened to our mac mini... hardware failure... wont boot... stuck at the white apple screen

[sosplz987654321]

lol

[train2dbrain]

that's freakin high tech!!!!

[Nokorola]

I still love watching this video for all the quality jokes.

[rissehx3]

haha i agree! this guy is really funny even when pissed.

[masterseadoo99]

Fan friggin funny-tastic 5******!!!!!!!!!!

[PlaceboTree]

Hmm, how does one get a pro care card? does it come with Apple Care Plan bc I have that on all my Mac but haven't seen anything like that.

[padlworld]

Alfred, you are the best, I couldn't have enjoy a video about a hardware failure more than I enjoyed yours!

P.S You should definetley replace Jobs at macworld :P

[Tom672]

He would be like "Look. Everything else was a giant fucking piece of shit! HERE! IT'S THE GOD DAMN MACBOOK AIR! BUY ONE! IT's $1800 OF FUCKING AWESOMENESS!" *throws in crowd*

[tyleristech]

lol, that is the best

[destecs]

2:04 - 2:29 LMFAO SO FUCKING FUNNY

[twgoldwood]

btw that green balls joke was abosolutely hilarious old chap

toodle pip

[twgoldwood]

that widget in the beginning looks really useful :)

[pauleyh]

hahaha. its not funny. if it were my macbook i would have shot the motherfucker with my paintball gun LOLand then take it to the mac store and demand those bitches to fix it up LOL

[Gb755c]

Was that sound that I heard everytime the camera focused on the macbook pro with the flashing LCD coming from the machine itself or was that something else in your room and by sound I'm referring to the high pitched hum.

[darriusdadj]

green balls?

lmfao the f stands for frigen.

[RPCJerkobi]

Well, I guess nothings certain with computers of any kind :P

[badger5079]

How did you like your "express cervix"?

[macbeliever]

lmao...talk about bad luck, I know many people who own a mbp including myself and none of us have nothing but good things to say about these machines. But the humor in this video is pretty good. "morse code for deaf people.".that's hilarious!

[choas55]

lol, you said "Cervix" not service

[Rtv99]

..and in this situation the h stands for hardware.... so  jesus hardware christ?

[nabatron21]

i would be pissed too buddy yur fuckin hilarious i would bring it back and tell them to lick yur "green" balls

[larkarahman]

Come on man, for a guy who has been around computing for so much, why the drama, its a vidoe card fault, get over it, you could also use LISA while apple repairs your macbook lol,

[Thecobra666]

Hey alfred, is the problem fixed now? If so, what was broken?

Greetings from belgium :)

[Jasi4L]

lol

[Cartman356]

every one of alfreds videos are good enough to sub too

[andriwitjaksono]

get a life !

[BoyPocketsJr]

LoL dude!! you rock :P

[DannyMinick]

this video is what caused me to sub to you alfred. you are absolutely awesome. you rock. great vid!

[adiblasi]

Danny - thanks!

[niren]

funny....hahaha

[anusofdeath]

it was funny when he got mad. pretty recent video. wonder if he got his new "logic board" yet.

[wwetna21]

were you using tiger or leopard

[laptopfreakazoid]

YAH

[naireland]

bwahh scared now, im using my macbook pro right now

[CLiDED]

Jesus H Christ

and in this case the "H" stands for... HARDWARE.

AHAH Classic!

[steveandant]

ahahahah that was funny

try windows vista! and have more problems!!!!

[kevnca]

It's NVIDIA that's the problem. My ATI Macbook Pro hasn't had any problems in the past 21 months I've had it. I've been gaming on it 'till it gets super hot and it still working perfectly. Macs tend to be rock stable with ATI grahpics.

[aristicolombia]

hah

[TheMightyM94]

if it had tonugues im sure it would suck ur green balls, LOL

[rojtas]

My iMac is having Video problems, but instead its showing random colors. I'm really pi**** off.

[Lachlant1984]

That's not good, I'm not surprized that you're pissed off, those things are expensive. That problem is very bad espeically if you have Epelepsy, that flashing could cause someone to have a seizure, not good.

[shawnygz]

i think its funny when he says its a program for moriscode for people that are deff

[UbiquitousGeek]

Oh noes... 

Beware of the trolls. Don't feed them.

[rammsteinator]

ohhh! ive had so much crap with my mac's!! :@ arghh! its making me get so pissed off with apple!!

[linkinpain]

you would think for a machine that is so expensive for things like this not to happen =/ oh wells no computer is perfect. But the seriously gotta lower the price big time their product is way too expensive.

[wolfgang4061]

very good!

[MyNameIsNotBrian]

Haha, that was pretty funny. Way to give it to Apple dude I totally agree lol!

[HandBaIICourts]

Great Video.

[himynameismarek]

I hope my MBP doesnt get Fed up like that.. its excellent so far *knock knock knock*

[royaldragoons]

what does FF class mean?

[Rawnuld34]

get a pc, mac sucks

[simozonelayer]

get a grip, hardware failures happen to everyone.

[monstrositylabs]

hahahahahaaaaaaa i hope your joking

[dudewtfwtf1]

mac just work

[LucrativeFuture]

Yeah "just work"

[dbalexamiga]

Also... OK i'll stop posting comments after this I promise... What's the incredible blue hulk doing at the end of the video? :-( It's just scary man! :-P

[dbalexamiga]

Also...

Express Cervix LOL! :-)

[dbalexamiga]

Wow, its the new iFlashOnAndOffABit ! I want one ! Where do I sign? ;-D Please! Hehe, just kidding, great video as usual! Alex.

[mlowe4]

Tell em to give you a replacement, and tell em to test it first, after all of the trouble that you've went though you deserve a new one. yeah in Scottish "geeze a new wan" "the old wans daeing ma heid (head) in" lol :)

[simozonelayer]

Or ... "geeze a nu een, the al eens gittin mi a ill nittered." for a more Aberdeenshire response

[Sikarov]

Express cervix? You're nuts, man.

[natdragon1994]

It's a metronome for deaf people lol...

It's an alerting program which simulates a flashing light when you are in need of help.

No....

it isnt lol....

[adiblasi]

Outstanding job with the bad jokes!

[br4duk07]

unlucky

[nicogoles]

Great vid!!!

LOL

[bluedeval]

I had The Same Problem I Wish You Could Just take it out and put a new one in Geez I wish it was that simple Apple Would NOT even fix my Macbook Pro So i looked on eBay for a new motherboard Apple SOmetimes Ticks Me of BUT they still Have Great Products

[cristobalcohen]

hahahahahahahahaha

great vid...

[aget19]

love the vidz alfred. keep them coming. hopefully you have something great planned for number 200

[joshopsho]

er, creative??

[aaronp01]

yeah hook that mouse up to yer lisa so it doesn't try to self-destruct this time. 200 is coming up. no getting rid of older videos this time to have 100 "199" videos ya bum! ha ha

[Sailorjerryf1]

mac is the best computer around

[delboy96]

noo its not

[applenerd106]

so funny lol

[T966ER]

Im sorry to hear that. But it is hilarious how you are p/od one minute, then "its a piece of software................" 5 Stars

[ktmock13]

POS

[LucrativeFuture]

Wait, that macbook pro cost $5500 LMAO. You are joking--right?

[clemens103]

No, he was talking about his Mac Pro, which failed on him last year.

[LucrativeFuture]

Please don't say macs never have problems fanboys; all computers do ;)

[fdsman]

express cervix? Sounds painful.

[techietriumph]

stupid nvidia and their faulty chipsets/video cards

[AndrewPoulain2007]

Ha, you said Cervix, not service. xD

[scottpea]

Hey alfred sorry to see the mbp is dying i had a video problem with mine a few months back the whole screen just went white apple just stuck a new video card in and it was done. took no time hope yours is just as easy to get fixed.

Keep the video's comming

regard scott

[JoshKeatonFan]

It's a piece of software that you download which makes is so when you enter the passcode, that is where the internal mainframe disables the video processing units for an unspecified time period so as to not let intruders gain access to your computer. NO! That is NOT it.

[mj120677]

It real funny when you get mad, LMFAO

[Sailorjerryf1]

mac is the best but i have the macbook

[CGMezix]

Dude, you really know how to make a person laugh.

Hope you get it fixed.

[pstce38]

that's pretty naff, Nvidia GPU?

[GiR2007]

Nice hardware fault! My MBP is still going, it has a minor problem that happens sometimes, I get these weird bands on the screen. What happened to your mac pro? what was the video problem?

[bgreen94]

Man, that list of websites promoted at the end of your videos is getting LONG

[makemebad35]

Oh no. I am worried what my macbook pro will do now!

[pilaratwork]

Wow, that supremely sucks Al. So, are you going to have the geniuses at the genius bar lick your green balls also?

[GLOBADYNE]

at least he admits even macs have problems

[aribenzane]

who ever said they don't?

[george13986]

wow ur macbook pro is like fucked up

[thecreativeone]

I hate hardware failures. At least Apple is getting it fixed for you quickly. The turn around time for my Mac Pro was only a couple days, which I was happy about.

[Robertd63]

Its a NiVida chip right? Apple released a statement saying that the NiVida chips where going and it was NOT a Apple problem but they did say they will replace it.

[Gtracing01]

I can't help but lol at your face everytime the camera go into closeup.

[linkinpain]

this makes me rethink about switching to a mac lol i had problems with my pc but it was my fault, but this... lol i dont want to play 2k dollars for a machine that is going to be breaking down alot

[aribenzane]

Problems like this are rare but of course machines are never perfect. But when Macs fail, people are all over it (OMGZ they really do suck! get a pc lolz). PCs fail like this all the freaking time but no-one gives a fuck.

[R10aviR10]

Jesus H. Crist LOL!!!!!!!!!!!! " the H stands for software" lol ahahahahahah

[rxvexe]

He said hardware not software retard.

[baEaglei1]

you know you still have love for apple though don't you? haha

[azteck]

hahahahahahaha, my friend's mac book failed on me at a live show, couldn't play keyboard for the rest of the show.

[jerrry13157]

hmmm,

you guys still think i should buy a macbook pro?

=\

[getonitman20]

Oh no!! what a horrific, tragic event in your life.

[adiblasi]

Actually, not at all. A failed piece of hardware is just a minor blip in the big picture of life. It was mainly used as the platform to deliver those crummy jokes while the screen flickered. Thanks for watching.

[badwow123]

I feel you're pain :s

[advanced21]

oh my god.

[applemicrosoft1]

199 videos

[Dousch]

I like both PC and Mac, I think it's not fair to hate on one and love on one, why not both? It's not fair.

[arranmc182]

dude did you upgrade the harddrive in the macbook pro if so did you get a 7200rpm drive cu if so they get way to hot and on oldfer mac book pros make the graphics chip over heat cus the old graphics chips that where used didnt like ti get to hot

[demyrik]

i had problems to, with the nvidia 8600m gt.if thats your card to :)

[macnerd93]

blame NVIDIA not Apple. I guess we need an ultra powerful card

[macnerd93]

whats does it do when you connect it to an external monitor

[LelandHF]

Man what is it with Mac's and hardware failures. My G5 had to DVD burner replaced with less than an month to go on Applecare.

[importpunch]

Get a PC.

[macnerd93]

its not Apple's problem, its the video card causing this, this could happen on a PC too

[ThinkDifferentStudio]

Yeah, Right. "Get a PC"

[xtraa]

Actually, this is a PC.

(Just with a more advanced operation system; maybe five years ahead compared to the features of Vista)

[guitarguy93]

Yeah, Right. "No"

I was running an eMac from 2003ish, running Mac OSX 10.3. That machine was running perfect for 5 years, no problems at all. I had to recently start using a PC to use my iPhone on, and 2 weeks in, I have like 7 viruses, and the fucking thing takes like 20 minutes to boot up. It crashes when I have like more than 2 windows open. I hate this piece of shit.

[RSthugg1n]

Make sure your anti-virus is on while you watch porn..

[guitarguy93]

Thanks, i'll keep that in mind.

[Watcher3223]

And hardware failures won't happen on another kind of laptop?

Yeah, right.

I won't say that Apple makes the worst laptops, nor do they really make the best.

But they do make one of the better ones.

And there are plenty of laptops that are Terrible (note the capital T). Acer is one example.