Mass Effect 2 HD: Tali gets owned (Special Dialogue)

[mothra24]

@DarklightCavecrew if you did this, then check your terminal later, he tells you what happened next.

[TheBioWanderer151]

LOL i love that scene, and i love the random one in the wards with her and garrus.(My 2 favorite ME chars)

[DarklightCavecrew]

Always wondered what happened to that krogan...

[malganus4]

yeah shepard,next time u fuck her on hers belly put a pillow on it.

[DioDinero]

Tali underestimating the power of charm responses.

When will they ever learn...

[Razzrazz90]

Tali: I can't believe that worked!

Shepard: Shit, I know right!?

[Gorgaef]

hahahaha nice one thx

[bladesofseven]

this reminds me of those pepsi ads they show on nfl network.

[UpNorthGameReviews]

i love how the game is canadian and EA hardly allows canadian contests. like the Dr.pepper promotion

[Crymson1]

Haha. It's the little stuff like this that makes ME2 so special.

[chiffmonkey]

Mordin: "Paragon kills the krogan yet renegade saves him..... Unexpected."

[BlooddragonME3]

I did this same thing lol

[ashebull123]

The top comments are THE EXACT SAME THING, WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!

[FinalNinja447]

Why the fuck are the top 2 comments the same??

[taicleis]

@Cynastalys

PC version is higher res, crisper textures, better lighting and shaders, etc.

PS3 is kind of really old hardware after all

[taicleis]

@LordManda2

It doesn't, actually. It looks the best on PC, and somewhat different between the xbox and ps3 versions. Lighting, textures and shaders all all slightly different.

[Cynastalys]

How the fuck does your game look like that?, I have it for Ps3 and it doesn't look like that

[LordManda2]

@Cynastalys the game exactly looks the same on all consoles >_>

[Bfizzle62]

RAHHHHH!!! *copies top comment*

[SuckMyCOG]

The top comment is the same thing twice......

[reach4blackops]

LMAO awwww Tali, 's kay :D

[enterkylo]

That awkward moment when you realize both top comments are the same...

[Barderoth]

@enterkylo The awkward moment when you see this exact comment has been copy-pasted on to every video where the top comment was or is the same...

[MrPandemonioum]

IM STANDING RIGHT HERE!

[progste]

LOL you can play this game as many times you want and it never stops surprising you XD

[Cra5hOverride]

RAHHHHHH! *both top comments are the same*

[TheMadMaskofMajora]

I Like how the top comments are the same thing ._.

[DocRavage]

Weird how the Paragon response has those mildly racist overtones. You'd expect that from Renegade.

[Decimaster321]

@DocRavage Paragon doesn't mean objectively moral goody two-shoes, it's more like.. aggressively effective, with a smile. Here paragon meant playing to the Krogan concept of honor, which is pretty racist. The galaxy is big enough that it's almost impossible to tell what's wrong or right.

[DocRavage]

@Decimaster321

Indeed, but one of the biggest differences between Paragon and Renegade, you'll notice, is that Paragon supports cooperation between everyone, while Renegade favors the "Humans first" approach, which is definitely a bit more racist. That's why the former isn't willing to work with Cerberus while the latter is. So you'll see why it's a bit odd.

[cyclopsdias]

"I cant believe that worked!!"

"I know,right????"

[ezio1507]

Do they still do the dr. pepper promotion?

[TheBigCberry]

@ezio1507 No, but if you have it for PC, there ARE ways to obtain it...

[ezio1507]

@TheBigCberry Damn. I have it for Xbox.

[TheBIOPRINCE]

@ezio1507 Umm too bad, that mask is badass, and in PC you can just download it and crack it, and have fun...

[Theodore5of5]

@TheBigCberry The PC side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be... unnatural.

[pepparmostheelder]

@TheBigCberry Like what :P?

[TheBigCberry]

@pepparmostheelder By torrenting it

[Eldejot]

@TheBigCberry It's a real bummer for those who, at the time, either didn't know or realise that the codes were simple to say the least. Us euro-scum would have been fucked, if the codes didn't also happen to have been reusable. *wink*

[bermudsa]

@TheBigCberry It's downloadable content now

[eraldorh]

@TheBigCberry only retards use torrents join a warez site and download from filehosts, you dont have to rely on seeds and its not detectable.

[Cytrock]

@TheBigCberry Ps3 has all the promotions as buyable DLC

[Aronrevilo]

@ezio1507 Just ask EA or bioware customer support for it i got all three promotions for free ;) 

[RenegadeGarrus]

@ezio1507 If you still want them, try eBay. Some people are selling codes for all the promotional Dr. Pepper items. I bought all for 2.5 dollars nearly a year ago from eBay.

[JZPotter]

@ezio1507 It's DLC now, you can buy it.

[SonOfHighValour]

@ezio1507 If you go to the mass effect wiki they have the codes you can use listed there.

[crabman2010]

@SonOfHighValour

where exactly on their site?

[SonOfHighValour]

@crabman2010 crap sorry, just checked and the codes don't work anymore. If you have the PS3 downloading the Recon Operations Pack will get them for you... if it's Xbox then I don't think you can get them anymore. Sorry.

[ezio1507]

@SonOfHighValour I'm pretty sure those don't work anymore

[rattletop]

haha. i love these out-of-nowhere funny lines. grunt's puns, mordin's song, liara's azure description in shadow broker dlc. lolol

[Godsworldly]

It would be funny if the whole Taly/Shepard thing happened between them after that, lol.

[TheSnippy1]

finally a paragon shepherd :D

[SoshiEffects]

My god, the way she rolls her R's... Fantastic!

[breneeeeeeeful]

I loved this part, this game has some really funny moments

[noscopeentertainment]

I love how after Tali says "I'm standing right here" Shepard just ignores her lol.

[BOUNCER48]

Tali: I'm standing right here!

LOL

[rmack1205]

@BOUNCER48 shepard: (as said by griffin in gow3) bitch u dont know shit

[AbominableBunny]

Where did you get that helmet?

[ediskrad327]

@AbominableBunny there were some special code items from Dr Pepper, but those codes are unvalid nowdays :(

[WatchdogDisciple]

(later that night)

Tali: Quarian? whining? tummy ache? Excuse me!

Shep: Im so sorry Tali I only said those things to get the Krogan motivated. You know I love you beyond belief and would never mean anything like that.

Tali: Oh Shepard....*reaches for herbal supplements and anti-biotics*

Me: Well the risk was worth *puts on sunglasses* the priiiiize.

YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH­H

[PsychoxLuv]

@WatchdogDisciple Gotta love Horatio for giving us that bit :)

[WatchdogDisciple]

@PsychoxLuv Fun thing is I do it outside of the internet and get abunch of laughs. errybody loves Horatio

[PsychoxLuv]

@WatchdogDisciple Tell me about it! I love that show, Horatio rocks c:

[Puntzsi]

LOL that was....hilarious....:D

[Auestyn]

"I'm standing right here!"

[bladestar17]

RAH!!! *walks away calmly*

[westiemer913]

@bladestar17

Nice job copying a comment thumbs up whore.

[Pimpmastahanhduece]

thats actually the same armor set i use.

[shin0bi272]

awww I love tali's responses sometimes

[manonthemoon516]

RAHHHHHHH! *walks away calmly*

[ChaX424]

@manonthemoon516 Was about to say the same thing XD

[ftlgo238]

@manonthemoon516 Well, the Krogan was more than likely drugged. I doubt he'd get very far if he ran. I'm surprised he was even able to stand.

[Raptor89994]

@manonthemoon516 XD

[Xboxboi79]

How did you get that Armor?

[AppleCooro]

To Tali...BURN!

[ArcKing01]

God, this part makes me feel sad for Tali

[hardb0dy]

"I'm standing right here!"

Hahahaha!! That's so awesome

[mrbattlenet]

Love your armor

[LoboFan1000]

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­GH *casually walks away*

[Drakkhen1037]

When the Krogan battle cried would of been awesome if he decked Shepard

[Keklawlawlawl]

Shep is what? Press 5 to find out!

[Tridda21]

I CAHN DOH EET D:<

[hurrycanne699]

Manly ROAR then slowly walk away.

[jrsword92]

little peace of shit keyboard!!!

[jrsword92]

I ment lol. stupid ass little apple OSX keyboard.

[jrsword92]

thats cold. olo

[Jafroboy]

Is see Shepard the space Pimp has been demoted to Shepard the space Gimp.

[ivie6969]

That Recon Hood is Frick'in AWESOME!

[chocolinomedolino]

0:41 = FOR THE HORDE!

[spectrevisions]

It's called the Recon Hood, and you could only get it on the 360 version through a Dr. Pepper promo in 2010.

[TheBurgess57]

isnt that Thanes helmet?

[track818]

I'm standing right here!

*Bosh'tet, you're so lucky you're hot*

[cyclopsdias]

Tali:i cant believed that work

Shepard:*puts on sunglasses*Neither can I.

[mikeimen]

Joker I think is funniest, its seth green who plays as joker bye the way

[supervegito2277]

@mikeimen BY the way bye is somthing else

[mgfan100]

You humans are all racist!

[godlessandlovingit]

@Florence16202 Tired of these fucking spams!

[Arzaker]

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAGH

"walks slowly"

[0senBlade]

that day shepard was forced to sleep on couch

[Karutei]

@0senBlade Nah, engine room.

[dfghj241]

IM UP... AND IM GOING TO THE FEMALE CAMP!! HHAAAAAARRR!!!!!!

[ThatGhillieGuy]

@dfghj241 *casually walk*

[dfghj241]

i said A BADASS!!

[VideoGameMaster2011]

not a quarian with a tummyache

UM HELLO IM RIGHT HERE

[puttymon]

Good Thing I drank All those Dr.peppers and got all those unlockables!

[TF141Archer]

That's hilarious I love Tali she's so damn funny!

[TheDrizztmaster]

I'm standing right here! Shepard: see wat I mean?

[henrikknudsen]

There is no pep talk like a military pep talk

[darthnick427]

@henrikknudsen Garrus 4 the win

[TahnTheDorn]

I half-expected them to headbutt when he roared XD

[Z3koD3vo]

I AM KROGAAN!

[djrjc]

its like the mask is staring into my soul....

[HeeroYuy911]

How dare Shepard mock my Tali!!!

lol.

[Aska2468]

The helm looks similar to the one Thane has.

[SRSLYlolWTF]

"I can't believed that worked", the phrase tied in with almost every amusing dialogue in this game.

[KoujiKabuto]

shit I hate some headgears are removed coz they don`t have breathers, wadahell??? Its the future and a kestrell helmet can`t be equipped with a breather on the mouth? what a shit!

[superfreegoat]

@KoujiKabuto i like the death mask the most or the visor for my renegade, to see the scars.

[xShinobiDisasterx]

Later that night.. Shepard didn't get to see Tali's face

[overlandspence]

ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL

[xxMasterxxBucketxx]

I don't like how they give you the option to Customize your shepard's face...then they make some wearring headgear give you bonuses.

If I wear headgear I go with the Visor(too bad you don't wear it like Garrus)

[superfreegoat]

@xxMasterxxBucketxx my soldier shepard has weird cheeks and i was too lazy to re do him on mass effect 2 so i just put on the death mask, it looks cool and i don't have to see his face. although on my renegade i think ill go with the visor or the archon thing from dlc, so i can see the scarring.

[hattrickster33]

Really nice quality:D

[MaikBey]

i always wondered what happened if i had tali with me, thanks mate

[Banminator]

God the writing in this game could be so bad at times, so corney it makes you cringe lol

[possibiladoom]

@Banminator in real life people DO say corney things

[Depayse]

That's not a tummy ache.. thats a Kid.

[BearMaster9013]

@Depayse l:3 teehee

[gekkoguy911]

@Depayse from shepard :3

[Annihilator27]

@Depayse Shepard's lmao.

[keshaz12]

@Depayse

I dont get it...

Explain?

(PLEASE I LOVE ME2 JOKES! BUT THEY ARE ALL GROWING OLD!)

[dmnchi]

@keshaz12 he meant that she was pregnant

[keshaz12]

@dmnchi

Ok...

But tali dosen't have a tummy ache....

Never mind, still funny :D

[ginganinja714]

"RAAAAAAH!"

>Walks away slowly<

[haloplayerbeinghate3]

"No pep talk like a miltary pep talk" -Garrus

[darkmastery666]

Tali: Your sleeping in the cargo hold tonight Shepard...

Shep: Yes dear:(

[CommanderMattShepard]

@darkmastery666 then he has to sleep with Grunt lol

"shepard get your d*** out of me i'm not gay!"

"sorry i am used to being in bed with miranda she doesn't mind that"

LOL

[derth4]

@darkmastery666

Yes....

[CommanderMattShepard]

@gmodzombieteam WTH GET BACK TO THE GRINDER AND GET SKINNED ALIVE SEXIST

[gmodzombieteam]

@CommanderMattShepard lol

[CommanderMattShepard]

@gmodzombieteam THATS actually how i feel about sexists!!!!!!seriously!

[gmodzombieteam]

@CommanderMattShepard i am not sure what you mean? you talk about me? lol it was a silly joke i made becuse i saw another dude do it. lol silly me now i have to get into the grinder.

[gmodzombieteam]

@CommanderMattShepard it was a joke i have made once. and it is on this movie clip becsuse it was in a funny connection i thought. i am not like that for real man. i have nothing against girls playing games and stuff. nothing at all. actually i think it's pretty cool. 

[CommanderMattShepard]

@gmodzombieteam "playing games" well then how do u feel about them being ion the armed forces HMM?

[gmodzombieteam]

@CommanderMattShepard what? you mean in the army? i am cool with that. nothing against a good old army chick. that is pretty cool too

[CommanderMattShepard]

@gmodzombieteam how about what do you think about banning stripclubs in all 50 states??? tyhat should have you thinking for a while....heh

[gmodzombieteam]

@CommanderMattShepard i am not from U.S.A so i dont care what you do to your strip clubs over there lol

[CommanderMattShepard]

@gmodzombieteam but do u hate the idea of them???

[gmodzombieteam]

@CommanderMattShepard not really.... if the girls volunteer for it i dont really se the problem

[Chingophia]

krogan women?

*shudders*

[failurbanik]

@DemonicMonkey666 really

this isnt a westboro baptist shit this is a quite comman joke and for men like my self funny

im not saying you cant have an opipion im saying no need for such a remark back at him (or i could be saying go to the kicthen with her jk)

[tudosiealex]

@DemonicMonkey666 If this offends you, then I doubt that "very few things offend you"

[110Space]

What's that armor called and how did you get it?

[Samaugsch]

@Seishuu12 I find Mordin to be kind of obnoxious, though I do like how he's as good as fighting as he is at research. :D

[Samaugsch]

Lol I actually took Tali with me on this mission and she said that. :D

[BFHKevin]

@SaberOtaku RAHHHHHHH D:<

[Lafontainekid]

Was this clip taken from the PC version? That mask Shepard has is f-ing awsome...i have xbox 360 version and i dont recognize that helm. Please let me know......

[TheBigCberry]

@Lafontainekid It's the PC version. It was possible to obtain the hood on both versions at one point, but not any more I believe.

[Aracknia]

@TheBigCberry It's downloadable content on the PS3 version, I'm fairly certain. I don't have it, but I browsed the add-ons for the game and this mask/helmet looks familiar.

[lenientchimera]

@TheBigCberry idk if its still up but i have about 1000 of those dr pepper codes

[Kaweebo]

No, it is. It's still on Dr. Pepper.com. And I thought I was fortunate getting it just before I thought it was over. They continued it.

[PyroNinja7]

@Kaweebo But how do you get the codes anymore? I tried using universal ones found online, but apparently they expired. ive been trying to get this damn mask forever.

[cami80104]

@Lafontainekid i got it, about a month or so ago

[Patkillskenny]

@Lafontainekid damn ur too late now there was an offer u can get from Dr. Pepper

[Hivedragon]

@Lafontainekid Look on ebay there people there who sell the dowmload code for it, thats how I got it.

[kurlzz565]

@Lafontainekid its recon DLC

[hinbow]

@Lafontainekid you had to get a code from a dr. pepper bottle cap. I don't think they are doing it anymore tho.

[Arbyther]

@Lafontainekid I believe there is a DLC that has this mask in it, I know because i just played again and had it at the beginning