Open Challenge: Review your Crappiest Toy!

[weprin2]

I'm already doing my top 10 worst Transformers list. But I haven't gone down to number 2 or 1 yet

[lonewolfshogun]

whooa there is passion and fire in hateing a bad transformers toy, its actually fun hateing a bad toy-a good outlet for all things that er shit!

[SoundwaveSkywarp]

Lets hope the Japanese version of Jetfire and Jestorm would have higher quality

[nightslash3535]

Universe Galvatron was actually pretty good, a lot of articulation and plenty of aesthetics of past Transformers merging together.

[BigTransFan]

I just bought a crappy toy, and it was intentional! response coming very soon. love your stuff. When you have tour work clothes on, do you fancy yourself as the doctor(the other one)?

[angelwat213]

I h8 the jet twins but i disagree with Leo prime i kinda like the colors and the mold.

[Roybertito]

I FUCKING LOVE THE JET TWINS.

;-;

[jon3pnt0]

1) i'm an entertainer, not a reviewer so i must decline your challenge.

2) i don't HAVE any crappy toys... i'm too particular when buying them.

3) NO transformer can EVER be crappier than a Go-Bot or a NON-transformer fig.

cheers! :)

[layouts77]

I dunno man, I can think of a handful of Gobots which turned out nicer than some of the G1 Minibots, Quickswitch, that lionfish thing from BW, and other eyesores.

[EvelTwinOfSlogmaster]

Seriously, there are some CRAP Transformers out there. But some really sweet Go-Bots. If you have a brand preference, fine, whatever. I'm a HARD CORE Transfan and would never suggest a bad TF outranks a good Go-Bot.

Sorry, but the "Go-Bots suck" game is all too easily played. Compare the TF known as Guzzle to the Go-Bot known as Destroyer and learn to play a new game.

[jon3pnt0]

Okay, granted there are some poor TF toys, sheez. I was just joking, ya hardcore fanboys! My only point is that the majority of Transformers: WIN and the majority of Go-Bots: FAIL. It's my opinion and I'm allowed to have it whether you agree or not. As "bad" as some TF toys are... TF is still around after all these years and has had 3 and 1 on the way. Are we expecting something like "Peter Jackson's Go-Bots" on the horizon? Don't think so.

[EvelTwinOfSlogmaster]

Seriously, if you take an honest, unbiased comparison of the toys, the Go-Bots were generally better engineered than the Transformers, with all their mis-proportion, lack of articulation, and lack of consistent material quality.

Keep in mind, the above was said by a lifelong TF fan who honestly couldn't care less for Go-Bots.

The Transformers are still around today in large part because they were coupled with decent, popular media. It was hardly just the toys keeping them alive.

[jon3pnt0]

How do you pretend to know me? I am taking an unbiased, honest approach. I watched Go-Bots. I had the toys. I wanted to like it. And nothing personal but the Go-Bots weren't known for being properly proportioned and well-articlulated. I liked Transformers better not because of greater media attention, but because the toys were cooler, better quality and lasted longer. My Go-Bots lasted half a year before they were loose or broken and some of my Transformers are still in good shape.

[starscreamgal]

lol!!!!!!!! OMG!!!! Your soooo funny! I have a universe Ironhide thats a bugger to transform!!! XD XD XD I'm gonna subscribe!!!!

[BustUpBots]

i used the "struggling with bumblebee" video. because i do not want to touch it ever again

[Withirdeye]

I've gotten rid of a lot of older Transformers that I wasn't fond of. So, I guess, you'd consider me more of an average fan than a collector. Still, I think Quickswitch was one of, if not THE crappiest toys I've ever owned.

[EvelTwinOfSlogmaster]

That one's technically under the Universe banner. At least the ones I picked up were labeled as such. And, actually, I kind of like those G1 homage Spy Changers.

This will probably raise some eyebrows, but my Metroplex is loaded up with them. : )

[ElekTr1C]

mine will be online within the hour! :D but need to do another review of my second crappiest toy... prolly tomorrow..

[cannonfodder4000]

peaughs crap = universe hotshot

kalel primes crap = armada scavenger

the rest i dunno XD

[EvelTwinOfSlogmaster]

OMG! Armada Scavenger is abominable!

The sad thing is, it probably could have been a real cool toy if done properly.

[Slivermoon1981]

i don't think i have 1 i absolutely and utterly hate....but i'll have dig round just for you and try and do a response for you

[Eucep]

It's cool to see so many responces already. :D

[r0b0leadr]

will there be bragging rights and a mention in a video for the one who comes up with the crappiest?

cuz there should

[Timey2Wimey]

Given time, I'll actually do a "Top 5" on all the vids on here, but that'll WAY in the future.

[knowlsy00]

gr8 vid man.

[vh2k]

Universe Galvatron is a pieceformer in disguise.

[7017matt]

u have goten some great reviews becouse of this thank you later

[Cybertronnews]

I'll have to make a response tomorrow.

[TJOmega]

How many people are ripping me off for this one... lol. I'll abstain from participating, as Plastic Addict would pretty much be over if I reviewed my most hated figure.

[Timey2Wimey]

Hey TJ, tell you what - find the toy in your reviews that you hated the most and post that as the response. I really don't mind. ;)

[openchallenge]

say my name! haha i took this name a long time ago because it was the name of houdini's magic act. the actual term wasnt used often at the time but i see it coming back for some reason. universe ironhide is my least favorite. i swear that it is was designed by the same person who did galvitron. the wierd open hands and parts that obnoxiously conflict. hotshot too!! same guy, it has to be! fire him!

[Timey2Wimey]

LOL, what a coincidence! Thanks for posting the text response, I personally like Ironhide but even I can see all the flaws in that mold.

[Grimmjow316]

I sense a lot of Beast Wars toys coming from someone maybe me haha.

[Zipdisk01]

I sent you an older review I did, just because it is the crappiest thing I currently own.

[jiidee]

I await vanhorsos inevitable reply to this, and the sudden colapse of the thread as he takes entirely the wrong meaning. Plop Plop.

[Timey2Wimey]

Ohh, that'll be a joy to see! XD

[MegabyteUnleashed]

I shall do the only figure I really hate in my collection. But who will it be? Ah, you will have to wait anad see.

Unless you saw my post on MB2. :P

[dragonlord2200]

im a tumor im a tumor im a tumor lol

great job matt 5 stars bro

[doddi1984]

Great idea for a challenge, Timey. I look forward to see if I have anything crappy on my shelfs(I probably do, but don't know), and take on your challenge in making a video response so that I can really put my hatred out on the figure I hate most. I'll just have to find which one.

And about the Safeguard, I don't think it's fair that you're mad at the figure and throwing him around. If it were me, I would throw all my anger against the toyline that made this filth.

Good job, Timelord.

[NCC63549]

i have one or two shit Transformers! cool idea dude!

[MrClassicor]

I already reviewed my Universe Blaster weeks ago; so my crappiest piece is already out of the way... I actually like the rest of my stuff! ;)

[Timey2Wimey]

Post that video as a response then dude. ;)

[MrClassicor]

Good idea, I will

[destructionsnakepit]

I know exactly who I'll be reviewing. Now if only I can get the thing back into its alt mode

[PatientZero37]

I've just filmed mine, just working on the documentary segment, as seen in my Hot Rod review, and will be a staple of my reviews! Woot!

Its the quickest I've ever done a review, thanks for the inspiration Time Lord!

Sam.

[wesneedshelp]

just fillmed its up loading now!

[TheAd8m]

Is there an armada sideswipe in the house?

[destrond69]

this is going to be good

[WolfKang1]

I am looking forward to posting my response to this Matt. I am going to have alot of fun.

[nelliediddle]

"I do not like them Sam I am... I do not like these transformers man"

lol

[Touya82TT]

YES! Will do this tommorow...I have ideas for this

[xxNONGERxx]

a so super great Idea .... !

[PatientZero37]

A HA! I know exactly who I'm going to review, and people ain't gonna like it...:P

Sam.