Shepard betrays his gang

[Fenririon]

ill never go to that gentleman's club theres like a random shooting everyday (especially the way i played ME1)

[AfternoonWolfSpice]

Bad ass. I picked the paragon option though. I wonder if ME3 will be affection by your pre-service history and psychology. It seemed they played no role in ME2, that whole "mail" thing was sorta bull shit, I'd rather missions and conversations to be affected by my imported data not receiving thank you letters blah.

[Lamicktin]

Finch shot first

[downtownford2]

Cincinnati Reds?

[Crimsonterminator100]

Shepard's a Blood

[gokito2000]

i never got this side missions wtf

[Danjiano]

@gokito2000 it depends on your pre-service history. You only get this assignment if you are Earthborn.

[Jdog5785]

@Danjiano Just Earthborn or have to be Earthborn and Ruthless?

[Danjiano]

@Jdog5785 Just Earthborn. Ruthless affects another quest. (UNC: Major Kyle)

[SinDawg030]

I just *BLAM!*ed his arse straight away. Nothing to see here

[MeMyMindandSomthing]

@assaultriflesforever Personally Id rather have Wrex eat him. >:D

[Wrex0]

Chek my Mass Effect Video :)

/watch?v=NHui0FxOB-o

[TheLazorBeyond]

2 dislikers got picked up by Turians...



[TheWestReaper]

Betral betrade Betral betrade Betral betrade Betral betrade Betral betrade Betral betrade Betral betrade Betral betrade Betral betrade Betral betrade Betral betrade Betral betrade Betral betrade Betral betrade Betral betrade Betral betrade = -22

[cokefudge]

ROFL turn on transcribe audio under the 'cc' button

3:20 "breast tissue inspector will not be a disappointment after all"

[stevej71393]

Shepard: *tosses the bartender a credit* Sorry about the mess.

[mikiroony]

I love how life just goes on as usual in Chora's Den. So, another bodybag?

[bookslover13]

when is finch ever in the citadel?

[TheHURiKANE35]

@bookslover13 You have to select Earthborn when creating your Shepard. Then after you beat one of the main levels (Feros, Noveria, or Therum), he will be outside Chora's Den (in the wards).

[FEAR709]

AWWWWESOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMEEE!!!!! NO, THEY WONT! BADASSSSSSSSSS

[darksteelsoldier]

Ha he got served



[mcmoneyhousen]

This Turian is the same Voice Actor as Davik Kang in KoTOR

[mcmoneyhousen]

This Turian is the same Voice Actor as Davik Kang in KoTOR

[racealistic]

AMAGAD IS THAT A WHITE SISQO!? :D

[TheLackofattack]

WHITE DENNIS RODMAN STRIKES BACK.!

[DNME87]

FLUX Music! hell yeah...

[Mr2NewYork]

Gotta love the Paragon kill option

[whman17411]

Your guy looks like disco kid from punch-out

[brolyservant]

BOOM HEAD SHOT!

[HRH787]

wtf it's chris brown

[nyuteme]

WAIT.

Even though you shot him, it says you got +2 Paragon!?

GEEZUS, if I had known you could kill people and still be paragon, I'd of done it already!

xD

[Zer0nite]

The shoot him response was one of the best replies to a threat ever.

[whman17411]

This is if u chose earthborn right

[LastODSTStanding]

2:25 Somebody getting laid in the background!

[Bellraga]

1:44 wtf Jizz on shepard's head!

[slask25]

Lol, Shepard can be such a douche sometimes in these games. Fun though. Some of those moments are quite hilarious too. Good job whoever wrote those at Bioware.

[Aveiraslover]

Finch if earthborn, tabitha if colonist, hannah shepard(mother) if spacer. depending on your decisions u get a message from whichever sidquest u did in me2

[omgasmallbox]

'No, you wont' .  YEEEAAAHHHH!!!

[mprobertson1117]

I really think you should be able to change the voice of Shepard, like three or four voice presets.

[tyroneemail]

Holy shit Eminem is a spectre

[larsthomaspunt]

@tyroneemail thats the best line ever in this commants XD

[CorRomeister]

@tyroneemail will the real shephard please stand up..?

[tkasich1]

I love it when Finch acts tough when he says the aliens will all find out what the first human spectre really is.

Shepard pulls out a gun and Finch is shitting his pants thinking "me and my big mouth". And Shepard says: No they won't. BANG!

[pescando]

I always love how your allies just kinda lollygag and watch you do whatever evil shit you do

[STRING3R]

Isn't the turian voiced by that dude from KOTOR 2 on Telos?

[MultiAwesome123]

@STRING3R Yeah, he plays Lieutenant someone i can't remember at the Telos Security Force and one other person i think from KOTOR 2

[malevc]

@MultiAwesome123 Didn't the same guy also voice the crime boss you meet before Taris is destroyed in the first game, as well?

[MultiAwesome123]

@malevc I think so. IT sounds a lot like him. Just a guess though

[GeassKnight51]

@MultiAwesome123 i think it was Lt Grenn

[JammyGit07]

.... HEADSHOT!

[JammyGit07]

watcg spooks episode on the 11/10/10 ... swear to god deja vu on the " do this for me and you'll never see me again"

[Fairport4Life]

how do you get this side mission

[JammyGit07]

@Fairport4Life have to be a thingy cant remember the name but im a spacer kid... its one of the other choices.

[tkasich1]

@Fairport4Life You must the "Earthborn" background.

[commandershadebetter]

In real life Shepard would easily be known by the aliens. Human just fail in general lawlz!

[Midnaxznt]

This Shepard pwns 

[A1R3D3E7]

*put on sunglasses*

No. they wont. *BAM*

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH­HHH

[viggom8N]

Can I have sex with this game? I mean, I've played it so much that no woman will ever touch me, so it would be a win win for me

[tigerialily]

@viggom8N it shouldn't be that hard to find a girl equally obsessed with the game as you are

[MrCodmw223]

@tigerialily do you know any in wisconsin near beaver dam

[KeishiRein]

@viggom8N Meh, I highly doubt that many women would care. I mean, I've played ME and ME2 to death and I'm female. : ) I know a lot of girls who love ME.

[viggom8N]

@KeishiRein

:D YOU REALLY EXIST! There's still hope!

[viggom8N]

@KeishiRein

Marry me

[highwings89]

hmm what story origin is this, is this earth born background story

[Lastmanonearth]

hmm i completed the game twice and never ran into this finch man...but this is still cool.

[dbzakj]

logic logic logic logic, NO THEY WON'T *BLAM

[MrTylerSiwy]

You say you can answer my mass effect question! What is commander shepards favourite store on the citidel?

[videoooviewer]

@MrTylerSiwy Isn't every store on the citadel Shepard's favorite store?

[MrTylerSiwy]

@videoooviewer That was a joke...

[jackfwoodward]

lol your guy is the closest thing to mine, except your guy being a blondie with a full beard

[sheemobile]

that ending was awesome

[taka3000000o]

1:44 is that jizz on sheperds head?

[BlakAttk]

haha your shepard was a blood

[maskednil]

1.07 - 1.12. :(

[rafoody7]

I didnt shoot that bastard. Instead, in ME2 I got a message from him saying his his family got taken by collectors and that he knew shepard is going after collectors. At the end of that message he said: make the reds proud shepard. Damn glad I was after that messege 

[Dashvanu]

@rafoody7 most people choose Earthborn mostly because they want to play as renegade Shepard ... and you shouldn't let anyone threatening your renegade Shepard

[ColeVecsion]

lol 1:30 the UV light shows dried sperm on Shepard's head, think that miiiiiiight be more scandelous than his running with a gang as a kid

[OnepuBop]

3:18 ownd

[LennyAndMike]

"When we're through telling our story, the aliens will all know what the first human Spectre really is."

*puts on shades"

"No, they won't."

*shoots him*

YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH­HHHHHH

[The28thplatypus]

There should always be a [shoot him] option in the dialog.

[DaHuntsman1]

@The28thplatypus lol, i think so too

[Cuma9]

@The28thplatypus or at least punch thats always hilarious.

[GAF1987]

@The28thplatypus Well in Mass Effect 3, hopefully there will be a [Stab him] option.

[UnholyJesus181]

@The28thplatypus

Or maybe a [Forcefeed him a grenade] option. I'd like that quite a bit.

[FrigidAxe]

@UnholyJesus181 BIOWARE SHOULD HIRE THIS MAN FOR THE ME3 DEVELOPMENT TEAM NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!

[UnholyJesus181]

@FrigidAxe

I'm so flattered, I could just do some calibrations.

[MegaBLARP]

NO WAY shepards a banger

[Dagodex]

Don't fuck with Eminem with a fuckin' gun dude.

[aseticelite]

dam :0

I've played the game for over 8 times. More than 156 hours of gameplay and I passed this?

OMFG I keep getting impressed :0

[ZackNeville02]

Paragon +2

[Ander01SE]

@ZackNeville02

If you look at the bottom of that display it also says Renegade +9 :p

[XI0Corporations]

I really don't know why, but I just LOVE being complimented or agreed with by Turians, it makes me feel like I'm one of them, which really gives me a big ego boost.

[SUpersaiyajinjerkbag]

@XI0Corporations

As an actual Turian I think you suck

[XI0Corporations]

@SUpersaiyajinjerkbag Hmmm...if only it were so that you truly were of their holy race ;)

[chevyextream2]

@XI0Corporations i know eh!

[1991sixstringwonder]

pls can u make a vid on how you made your character, I'm rubbish at creating my own character in this game. Your shepard looks awesome =]

[rockpoxx]

@1991sixstringwonder

If I could remember how I made him, I'd definitely show you!

[brainjuice654]

@1991sixstringwonder lol my shepherd is fucked up

[lordifandk]

@1991sixstringwonder i would say that if you just take your time and being patience then you can make a good self created shepard

[gentlemenRick]

@1991sixstringwonder for mass effect 2 theres a website call Mass Effect 2 Face Database. check it out

[AIAZISten]

that human does voice of all volus too

[Cliffe4567]

I mean the turian here

[Cliffe4567]

This voice actor is pretty good. He also voices for a Turian on Noveria (?) before the garage.

[Dustehue928]

is this is you chose the Earthborn background?

[nicktehgamer]

lol shepard looks like the guy from the thong song

[bthang1]

your shepard looks like eminem

[FinalGamerJames]

I looooooooove doing that!

[commandershadebetter]

Aliens DON'T speak English.

[takimakikaki]

Did you meet ever an alien? :D:D:D:D

[creapsmantic]

@commandershadebetter tanslater divices  something we need

[ertyqwer]

also, machines don't uprise to murder their organic precursors.

[ZKY2]

@commandershadebetter Apparantly they do.

[GeassKnight51]

@commandershadebetter thats what universal translators are for:)

[BalsamicTuby]

i love what the guard says lmao

[Kaweebo]

Oh I hate that douchebag in this sidequest!!!

[rabgiamadeus]

holy shit its dennis rodman

[betrekwoman]

@rabgiamadeus haha i kno rite

[Vaxonblue]

BOOM HEADSHOT!

[wildcoolg]

No they won't. BAM. Totally badass.

[Appule69]

Agreed! XD

[kingpinoflove]

evryone in the 1st game respects u but in the 2nd one they don't give a shit

[tomkasto]

Cuz Stone Cold Said So!

[xseriousmingmingx]

lol from 1:25 - 1:30 it looks like Shepherd has bird poop in his head!

[lordjimbob01]

lol it does as well :D

[vycka1234]

I should have shot the piece of shit as well in my playthrough.

[635574]

lolz. such a shame they made the dialogues into thees instead of maing only the funny version.

[Wikkiter]

Your Shepard looks like some sort of space pimp

[t3mplar1us]

@Wikkiter lol. indeed.

[Arcadia117]

the voice of that turian in the bar sounded like davik kang from kotor 1

[sjoerdcha]

@Arcadia117 i think it is

[lordjimbob01]

?? why?

[DaddyProGamer]

3:16.... BOOMM HEADSHOT!!!!

[Grimno]

No... *pops on some shades* They won't ~fires~ (Insert CSI Miami song here)

[bananamansam]

YEAAAAAHH

[KrptoSodium]

@Grimno WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH­H DUN DUN

[ALSmaniac1]

@Grimno Ha ha that fits so well

[ThePsxboxgamer]

I plan on buying the first mass effect again(sold it a while ago) when I do Im deffinatly going to shoot this guy

[lilHippo]

at 3:21 shepard should of said oh yeah no witnesses and shot the other guy

[areeb10000]

@Lanceshizzy

i dont think so, this is chora's den not afterlife bar

[SkooterBush]

do i need to be earth-born for this side quest? i haven't played an earth-born shepard yet.

[rockpoxx]

Yes.

[Seargent363]

yes each one has its own side-quest i think, this is on the second or third trip back to the cidedal.

[reptileman778]

nobody at club cared about the gunshot.

[ThePixelChaos]

almost like LA or Chicago lol

[TheRealSimsMaster]

It's better when your character is a woman.

[HI101094]

@TheRealSimsMaster agreed i think the girls voice is bad ass

[TheRealSimsMaster]

@HI101094 Sadly, none of the Mass Effect 2 previews show Femshepard in them.......

[DarkAssasin619]

uh no

[tru0nyx]

That was gangsta.

[shadowrunner29]

owned

[EmberBurn333]

I didnt shoot him, but renegade convinced him, guard not happy but I would make an martyr of Finch either... I hope I can kill him in ME 2 htough or ME 3, I'll kill him and his friends then.

[EmberBurn333]

I see you enjoy the red kind of weapons too, not the best but sure look some of the best, the silverwhite and spectre ones are good looking too. Hehe, just noticed Shpeards hair shine while talking to the guard, nice!

[CrazyIemon]

Chora's Den- Shoot someone and everyone keeps dancing.

[LOLMAN22]

hahaha cool scene! I didn't see it when I was playing though

[jackpoe1]

@LOLMAN22 I think you have to set your pre war history to earth born

[d3nyd]

"No. They won't."

Fucking badass.

[Filo011]

fck your Shepard looks kewl

[rockpoxx]

Citadel: Old Friends is only available if Commander Shepard has the Earthborn background. After completing one or more of the main storyline planets (Feros, Noveria or Therum) a human named Finch can be found outside Chora's Den in the Wards and will address Shepard in passing.

[Leon612]

is there a way to get Kurt Weismann out of prison?? Do u need charm or something on the guard?

[dissinitbig]

Man, i wish i hadnt missed that one

[PrometheuzReturns]

"No... they wont"

BANG!

ROFLMAO!!

[aWTFproduction]

hahaha wtf u got paragon?!?!?

[Onyxthegreat91]

paragon for telling the guard and not going on with trying to free the prisoner. But he got renegade for killing the "old friend" =P

[TriLink12]

*Shoot Him*

Haha, that was epic. That's what I love about Mass Effect; it's got the great story going for it, but there's still plenty of lulz to be found.

[Kogerii]

Black with blond hair. Your shepherd's ugly.

Fuck them Turians! Started a war w/humanity but we'll finish it!

[wildcoolg]

I never chose to be a earthborn shepard. But the way this quest got handled in this movie is so badass,

[wildcoolg]

Save the council. That's the heroic thing to do.

[BrianJLockard]

screw the council. renegade is more fun in this game.