Sgt. Johnson Fires His Lazer

[NOIZYtank]

Epic random

[snow6man9]

This is the best one ive seen yet lol

[OmglolNarutorules]

We called for evac but I'MA FIRIN' MAH LAZOR

LMAOOOO I was laughing so hard that I kept missing the like button

[SuperKingcake]

HAHAH NEVER GETS OLD I JUST KEEP REPLAYING IT

[VGamer007JK]

realy, realy?

[Shakejunt44]

O o

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[Johnyknowhow]

shoop the YAY WE WIN THE WAR!

[kidsdoit]

boring

[legowarrior1809]

58 people who didnt like this got in sgt Jonhson's way and got shoop da whooped!!!

[rafaga455]

jajaajajajaajajajajajajajajaja­jajaja XD shit

[MrRonmoore]

wtf lol dude thats awsome and dumb

[PrintingNationUSA]

he exploded halo

[diedrik6]

halo costum edition

[VikingZippy]

@diedrik6 Hahaha, nice. For a second I thought that was a typo :D

[39margo]

@diedrik6

how do u get it? mod? HACK?

[diedrik6]

@39margo dunno

[mvandam753]

Lol!

[rockman35004]

The Pillar of Autumn...memmories

[Armordude91122Cute]

OMG Racist

[randomname1111111444]

Johnson: FUCK YOU HALO!!!!!!!

chief: cortana wheres to closest frigate?

cortana: theres a hornet on the other side of halo but thats it

chief: ah fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Johnson:

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halo blows up

[xXKentaRaptorXx]

Cause he's black right. Asshole.

[sulacomarine]

"We called for evac, but IMA FIRIN MAH LAZAR!!! BLAAAAAAAAAGH"

[MrNiceGuyNoMore16]

O ma god

[richatt123]

SPOOOILER OF HALO LOL

[VikingZippy]

@richatt123 My bad ;P

[richatt123]

@VikingZippy Dont worry :D

[VikingZippy]

@richatt123 Hahaha, I'm not =).

[TheDeathseeker1234]

we called for evac but IMA FIRIN MAH LAZOOOOR

[abspartanlaser]

bye bye halo storyline!

[VikingZippy]

@abspartanlaser I mades you a storyline, but I lazered it =(

[eeanmann1]

jhonson BLEW IT UP HE REALY DID!

[sparkshadowtiger]

why couldnt they do that in the first halo games XD

[HeavyMetalRulezzzz]

55 people will never fire their lazer!!!!

[LoserBoii94]

halo games are shit ayee...

[Neoparris]

@LoserBoii94 Then don't watch this?

[THEguythatdoes]

The spartan lazer in beta testing

[jpkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk]

hey put transcribe audio

[VikingZippy]

@jpkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk What do you mean?

[jpkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk]

@VikingZippy dude there is option in the bar of the video next to 360p dont click just pass the mouse though and you will have an option transcribe audio beta click in that and laugh....

[Cr1msonKing]

@jpkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

cesar about the Minister with scandal over this now we called even the why

[jpkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk]

@Cr1msonKing lol

[Laharlrocks]

Cortana: The only way we can destroy halo is over heat the generator of the ship the blast can surely destroy halo

Masterchief: No.there's another easy way

Cortana:What?

M/\st3rCh|ef: I MMA FIRIN MAH LAZER!!!!!!

Cortana:SHIT SHOOP THE WHO-*halo explodes*

[VikingZippy]

@Laharlrocks: Hahaha, right on.

[SkullxXxFire]

=DDDDDD Lazers

[LAUGHFACTORY1024]

LASER !!!

[oakhillsamster1]

52 people died in that explosion one of those people was srgt johnson

[Jac0bBau3r1995]

he could do that if he wanted to.

[BoySamusMetroid]

Why do some people say that it should've ended with Halo CE? Halo 2 and 3 are the ones that actually changed the gaming world more.

[yund3]

IMMA FIRIN MY LAZAAR

[tehsupahfighter]

XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD EPIK wow poor people who got blown up by teh lazah

[SHYBOYKUN22]

the h1 people that dislike this video were is allies who got caught in the cross fire of his lazer lol

[jhoon234]

you play for 1 hhour and game ends XD

[spartan5725]

Lol funny

[MegaGlitchMaster100]

-Good to see you sir,I thought we were the only ones who made it off the pillar of autumn.

-It is a mess sir we are all scattered all over this valley.

-I tried to call for backup but IMA FIRING MY LAZOR!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Gubreez]

@MegaGlitchMaster100 good you can rewrite what we just watched in the video thank you!

[yund3]

LMFAO!!!  5 stars

Nice one

[Kazon7000]

At least he saved the universe...

[Iamlegend744]

SGT Johnson is kick ass

[oOardillaOo1]

wtf



[MyChemicalBromance]

Black Face?

[sinjun12]

49 did not survive the laser

[spcellforever]

wtf? O.o IMMA FIRIN MA LAZOR BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAARGH! :D >:D

[WhyWindowsWhy]

LOL nice skin mod. Johnson is pretty much useless in Halo though...

[FireWolfLovesAxel]

What he blew up just so happened to be the facility used for...DR. OCTOGONAPUS BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHH­HHHH

[Gonzalo2009ful]

And thats how the game ended XD

[jkillyleagh953]

halo ring got PWND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[RunescapeCheeseNoob]

The title gave justin bieber a boner

[XxxEPICPWNAGE117xxX]

This is like 1of the only good lazor vids exept from the 1st

[VikingZippy]

@XxxEPICPWNAGE117xxX Woo, thanks =)

[legoHALOcreater9]

Iv killed sgt Johnson like 7 times

[VikingZippy]

@legoHALOcreater9: On Communist Halo, Sarge kills you!

[MrDemonDog666]

So THAT'S how Halo was destroyed.......

[BigFreakingCacodemon]

Perfect!

[VikingZippy]

@BigFreakingCacodemon: Thanks!

[PvtMichealJCaboose]

In Halo, he got in my hog, and when he died, I thought, OMG HOW R HALO TREE GO EENG TOO HAP EN! and then i tbagged im

[runescapemaster401]

havent you been in one of those situations when ur the noob in a game and thinkin waht would sgt johnson do?

[syakamaru]

@runescapemaster401 he probably would shoop da whoop

[VikingZippy]

@runescapemaster401: "What would Sgt. Johnson do, if he were here right now ... I bet he'd own a covie or two, that's what Sgt. Johnson would do ..."

[TH3EPICLUST]

@VikingZippy

LMAO!!

[VikingZippy]

@TH3EPICLUST: Brian Boitano? =o

[MADstarwars5500]

lol

[ThatsBumblebee2U]

lol Awesome

[anotherdude432]

That ring got SHOOPED

[Lonewanderer216]

Shoop Da Whoop! YAY! Thumbs up if you like Shoop Da Whoop, the floating eyes and lips dude.

[Raso719]

Mr popo?

[dragonproddr226]

I thought Johnson shot lasers out of his EYES not his mouth.

[brammutje15]

oh my god too awesome for living for

[Flabernat]

Epic...

[ReadyForTheRebel]

Sergeant Johnson... The REAL Hero of Halo.



[Thebestever441]

@ReadyForTheRebel even though he sucks in Halo 3. He gets captured by brutes, you save him. He fails to arm the bomb. You arm it. HE GETS CAPTURED AGAIN, and Miranda dies to help him. What a loser.

[Reclamier]

@ReadyForTheRebel if u read contact harvest u will find out that its really johnson's fault that the whole war started. belive it or not the brutes wanted peace but johnson freaked out at the peace talks and shot a brute. that caused the battle of harvest wich caused the war

[TonyLongEpix]

@ReadyForTheRebel i thoguht he had lazor eyes

[seargantbeckett009]

@ReadyForTheRebel more like THE REAL HALO. due to his whoopery...

[alattawy]

lol



[FalnComx]

I knew Master Chief couldn't blow up Halo on his own!!

[Rafix2105]

Epic! 

[gamer59606]

lol i love this vid nice work man

[linkrulessonicsux]

why didnt i do that to destroy halo...

[qwertyodom]

lolz origanal halo :D

[rghrbogbaroy]

we called for evac but ima chargen ma lazer BOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM

[MrRoboto406]

O o

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[JTown157]

wat da hell iz rong wit u

lmoa

u coo dow

[Majorsnake197]

thats how halo was destroyed.

[hectichorse]

i thought he had laser eyes?

[ILCOVERU]

HE GOT IT ON SGT JOHNSONS FACE THIS WAY:

SHITBRIX WITHOUT THE BRIX!!!!!!!

[solidfreak123]

It all makes sense Johnson was the one who destroyed halo not the pillar of autumn exploding

[JefeRodrigoMaestro]

Jajajaja hahaha

[TheArmo818]

uhh thats a weird face animation......

[VikingZippy]

@TheArmo818: Thanks!

[omfgARISTO]

Better than I expected.

[jamodude56]

we called for evac but IMA FIRAING MAH LAZAH!!!!!!!!!!!

[MASTURCHEEF001]

we called for evac but IMA FAIRIN MAH LAZ0R

[jaky556]

and thats how the story of halo ends kiddies :D

[Arthos455]

master chief never destroyed the rings it was all johnsons plan

[TheTiagoFire]

its verrrryyyyy goood im fire mah laizer bahhhh kkkkkkkkkkkk.

[ActshunnBagel]

O o

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[ZaubererAlex]

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[coolisnow]

lol he just saved master chief an arse ache

[celebrityjim]

FUCKING AWESOME!!!!

[jerkward4]

lol

[TheAzureFire]

LOL

[pimpwacker]

lol what?!?!? hahahhaha

[ag924]

ROFL!

[shadowguy321]

lol johson just saved the world in what should've taken 3 games instead of 2 seconds

[VikingZippy]

@shadowguy321: Definitely. It should've ended with Halo 1, then skipped to Halo: Reach =P

[mASTErdEMON68]

#LOL

[Fallenangel944]

I'M FIRIN MA LAZAAR!!! ROFL!

[halofan8198]

what the!!!!!

[shotguns543]

did jhonson fart and destroyd the ring?

[butcrackbarry]

Hmmm legendary ending v.2?

[Baljira]

And here I was thinking that Sgt. Johnson couldn't be any cooler!

[flipysrevenge96]

I thought Sergeant Johnson fired the lazers out of his eyes... That's what the guys at RvB claimed...

[noahg2001]

Ima firin mah lazah! bwaaaaaa

Master Cheif: Hey! Thats my job!

Sargent johnsen: What the fu- BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM­!

[Affenbr0tbaum]

wtf

[ELITE0000001]

lol

[Samnoid]

lol, that never gets old

[nokcod2]

Win.

[lugubrioustemerity]

lol he looks like mr popo

[bumbertyr1]

LOL

[Falloutfan961]

johnson: we called for evac but IMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR!!!1111

master chief: son of a bit- BOOOOOOOOM!!!!!

[KAJ8588]

whats wrong with johnsons face!?!?

[videogamer1010]

What video editing software? Please reply!

[VikingZippy]

@videogamer1010 Everything under "Software" 26 seconds in ;)

[Jakestar29]

roflmao

[512fixer]

loloolollololololollololololol­oloolllolololololololololollo

[TrueInnovator159]

roflmao

[haloktcb]

lol just like RvB odst,

but then the lazer comes out of his eye's

[mrhitty]

HA HA HA HA HA

[kazjoy40]

lol

[JaYmAdSeXy172]

this is a WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN

[Gh0styNL]

WTF xDDD

[literealm]

lol funny

[veterankill]

marine: good to see you sir we thought we were the only ones who made it off the pillar of autumm

jonson: its a mess sir were scattered all over this valley we called for evac but IMA FIREN MA LAZER!

[rofllol39]

@veterankill the marine is corporal mendosa

[VikingZippy]

@rofllol39: Mendoza who's apparently bilingual in English and Spanish ...

[Viking1718]

Funny Funny

[aGruntNamedYayap]

that racist

[ADRockstroh]

In what way?

[aGruntNamedYayap]

ha ha i that is the second funniest halo video ive ever seen better than rooster teeth

[anderson123456ish]

what is that called

[xWieganatorx]

Lol nice timing

[deadcrazymonkey]

that was FUCKIN EPIC

[benjani2k9]

marine "sir we called for evac but"

jhonson "AM A FIREING MA LAZARRRR"

[wwwaaarrrggghhh]

well... that would have saved some time

[ironjord90]

omfg he destroyed halo

[TheStinky711]

it distroyed the halo ring!

[h00t31475]

that was the weirdest yet coolest impossible crap i have never seen!

[KvasirHalo]

hlgd3 it is sgt johnson i played the game and i play halo 2 vista.. gamertag is daemonfayrz

[camycamera]

i laffed like hell!!!!

[hlgd3]

that wasnt Sgt. Johnson but a diffrent person but FUNNY!!@!@! five star rated

[funnystarwarsguy]

@hlgd3, it was Johnson because i kno hiz voice

[AddDude23]

"we called for evac but, IMA FIREN MA LAZER!!" lol

[doorways55]

wooooooow Johnson killed the cheif, captain keys and the entire covanet fleate!!