Nostalgia Critic - The Care Bears Adventure in Wonderland 2/2

[HinataChick38]

Wanna know something sad? There's another Care Bears Movie released in theaters. "Oopsie Does It."

[HinataChick38]

You know, for some reason, that Alice girl reminded me of Tack from the Thief and the Cobbler, design-wise, I mean. Just compare them, and you'll see what I mean.

[HinataChick38]

*Grumpy Bear is just about to eat a chicken wing*

*The background becomes black and Grumpy starts rapping*

Me: AAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!! AAAAGGGHHHH!!!!

[Bzaafied]

...THAT... ..FACE... I mean that face on a regular kid's show or even freakin' Adventure Time would be horrific but CARE BEARS?!? I wasn't even that freaked out when I saw the Proto Badger from Ace Attorney Investigations(cookie for people who know THAT reference)

[MegaSOSbrigade]

I am very found of the original books and without a doubt of all the adaptions I have seen, along with the Tim Burton movie this one is one of the worst.

[regiroiseel]

This movie is forgettable?....

I'm pretty sure I'm never going to forget that face...

[MetteLentz]

@xTRIGGERxHIPPIExUK He is a critic! Can't you read the name? He is a movie critic that criticizer movies and show that is nostaliga! Hello? and he have very good points, I don't want my kids to see something as shitty as this movie.

So what about you stuff it

[StupidWizardFilms]

"I can't wait to eat, the CareBear Family" Odd lyric they thought of. When you say it sounds like "I can't wait to eat the CareBear Family." That's just creepy!

[Creaturelover18]

Wow, the Tim Burton Jabberwocky is a billion times better

[CloverTheHedgehog23]

@Serdikhan And old TV shows from a couple decades back  -3-

[nickycarter24]

PINK POWER IN THE HOUSE

[skalopulton201]

LOL at 5:22

NC: Well repeat this.

(Hits the movie three times)

NC:THIS MOVIE SUCKS!

[tonyangelo]

I MEAN WHERE IN THE BOOK DOES IT SAY SHE HAS TO CLIMB A FRIGGIN MOUNTAIN IN A GODDAMN BALL GOWN?!

ShellshockTony: WHO CARES! IT'S HOT!

[xTRIGGERxHIPPIExUK]

you mug your crying about a kids cartoon get a life u loser

[dumbassmoron]

she had to pass this test in order to ascend to the throne yet they claim that jafar would take the throne if she wasnt there. did jafar actually already pass the princess trial?

[LilacElf8582]

@dumbassmoron

And if jafar already passed the test, are there pictures of him in the ballgown?

[CloverTheHedgehog23]

Actually there were four carebear movies. but he hasn't done that one because it came out in '04 or '05. It's goes along the name of Funshine Bear's Journey To Joke-a-lot. its CG and so retarded.

[Serdikhan]

@CloverTheHedgehog23 NC only reviews theatrical releases

[Greatsaiyakirby]

PICKLED BEETS!?

[UncleSpankification]

@Greatsaiyakirby Woulooughah -crappy faint-

[maiwork6666666]

For some reason "ya like hats" reminds me of "ya got change???"

[Haley24x7]

watch them make another care bears movie just because of nostalgia xD

[sjfan1]

6:08 - "Ow, he hit my vagina." Marijuana, how you give me such slick ears.

[GodzillaFan5]

Anyone else think that the Mad Hatter looks like Dopey from Snow White?

[SammEater]

@GodzillaFan5

Alice already look like Peach from Mario Bros and the Evil Wizard looks like Jafar, so... yeah, that's probably a rip-off of Dopey too. :P

[ATHF10]

take your meds!!! LOL

[AzikuFilmz]

6:07 "OH JESUS MY VAGINA!"

Me: 0.o

[seanpatrickcain2]

Brave Heart Lion: Spy Kids 4... rofl

[Whalelaydee]

There was this 12 year old on deviantart who posted the whole damn rap at the end

yeah..

[missy4basketball]

You know what I found out?

Care Bears the movie : Cree Summers as Kim.

Care Bears 2 : Cree Summers as christy and Alyson Cort as Dawn.

Care Bears in wonderland : Alyson Cort as The Princess.

[Applemask]

IS THERE A HAT TO SHUT YOU THE FUCK UP

[WolfFury07]

Time to play a nice game of Whack-A-Bear!

[TheMarvelousDC]

3:53

NC: Take your meds!

Audio transcription: That Iraq!

[mrmariofull]

I gotta say I really like the reference to DAAARK HEAART in this.

[empororofultra34]

Must... Resist... Mad Hatter... Team Fortress 2... Joke...

[SuperFlameRing]

DARKHEART!!

Wow, that's real creative. XD

[SuperFlameRing]

I'm sure there have been worse movies made for small children than this.

[mst3KGf]

This movie would have been better if it had...wait for it...DARKHEART!!!

[FrizaAngelo]

@mst3KGf Dont you mean DAAAAAAAAAAARK HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEART?

You've probably gotten this response several times already, but fuck it I'm doing it anyway.

[bluespartan10]

you know, the rap to the super mario bros super show was really corny, but hey, it's a FUCK ton better than anything in this movie.

and besides, when you're hanging with the plumbers, you'll be hooked on the brothers ;)

[MrBill0327]

YA PIG POWER IN THE HOUSE :D :D :D

[MrBill0327]

with the mad hatter Where are we on The Annoy-o-meter

[menslady125]

@MrBill0327:

Hmm, let's see....now, refresh my memory, please. Who all do we have on there?

[RobotwarsKing]

2:58

"I'll tell you something- this film needs to be about 20% cooler"

[Clonetrooperkev]

Yeah the songs sucked . . . too bad they didn't have Tag Team doing the music ;)

[microsoftnerd4life]

The jaberwock..is..not..BLUE!!!!!!­

[DrsJacksonn]

What really disgusts me is when they get something who doesn't understand bullfuck about rap to write rap.

[DrsJacksonn]

He's angry because he's got a thing in his foot.

WELL THAT HASN'T BEEN DONE BEFORE!

[DrsJacksonn]

He's angry because he's got a thing in his foot.

WELL THAT HASN'T BEEN DONE BEFORE!

[SpeedSlasher]

DUDE

HATS ARE SO IMPORTANT

LIKE IN TF2

[marioroxmysox]

3:08 - 3:30 The real princess was the one who showed up and brought flowers to life.

3:02 - 3:08 That was Alice with the tattered dress.

Notice the difference of the dresses.

(The real princess has the UN-tattered dress)

[Swordofswordom]

The only three things I will remember from these movies: The pedo face, Dark Heart, and the scary face.

[JunKazamaFan]

1:54 - Very good point there!

Also, Nostalgia Critic's reaction at 4:52 is perfect!

[imperfectme125]

2:09.... I. Just. DIED.

[whostheman6]

THAT'S.........REALLY.........­....DUMB!!!!!!!

[chadmann999]

NC's face @ 4:16 is one of the greatest facesi've ever seen him make! its like a cross between "are u serious?" "what the fuck" and "ummmm, why?" lol

[Electricpraise777]

Pickled Beats?!

[whostheman6]

2:08

DEEARRRK HEEAAARRRT!!

[seanpatrickcain2]

3:27-3:38 :P:P

[Artprincess247]

whats annoying about the rap at the end is the fact that goes on an on about eating food, yet he doesnt even take a bite out of anything.

[getmario64]

Guys, Doug Walker said that he won't review the Care Bears Nutcracker movie anymore after last he did in Top 11 Nostalgia Critic Reviews that he won't do! Sorry guys, your request is delayed forever!

[SuperSteveyLes]

@getmario64 shame, i had a good idea for the intro for that possible review.

[lovemeordie83]

4:52 I need a gif. of that. XD

[Kahran042]

...I actually thought the pickled beet thing was kind of funny.

[menslady125]

That...sucked.

Sheesh, Beastly was put in it...and evidently he has a twin. Why couldn't No Heart have been the villain in this movie? Unlike The weird face and Dark Heart...sorry, I mean DAAARK HEAAART.....he's actually bad-ass!

[hunnykun101]

I would like to see NC's reaction when he finds out there's a Care Bears with the Nutcracker story

[getmario64]

@hunnykun101 will see! maybe he'll review once again in.... CHRISTMAS!

[dolphincrescent54]

@hunnykun101 me too! :)

[lucariofan508]

5:10

Did he just say he was going to eat the Care Bears?

[Linkfox64]

@lucariofan508 I think he said he was going to eat with the care bears.

[anonomous1324]

4:09

Oh dammit, it's that beat again.

[DramaMC]

5:08 "I can't wait to eat the carebear family..uh huh." Well...cheshire cat...

[zombiefan011]

The Jaberwocky sounds like Falcor from Neverending Story 3 they actually found it nescessary to rip off THAT!!!???

[whostheman6]

5:45

DAAAAARK HEARRRRRT

Kind sounds like "Duck Hunt"

[JunKazamaFan]

@whostheman6 That's what I thought he was saying at first.

[Launchpad05]

It's party time, It's party time, toppin' it with pickle beans!

[BCoriginal1]

@Launchpad05 Pickled Beets?! Ohhhh!

[weather22able]

DAAAARK HEAAAAART

[fatfoxclown]

I cant wait till he finds out about the nutcracker one

[davvvvo]

HATS HATS WHY IS EVRY ONE TALKING ABOUT FUCKING HATS

IS EVRY ONE LIKE TF2 JOKES

[atomofish]

Care Bears at its worst folks. There isn't even a Nightmare Fuel inducing villain to make things more interesting. (Aside from "that" moment.) Lewis Caroll would kick the ass of anyone involved in this mess.

[pumishumi]

I'm (salutes Hitler several times very quicky) SPECIAL!!!!

[gare40]

whats the song at 2:30

[TheSympathy11]

@gare40 It's "Pig Power in da House" from Gordy.

[Clamanath]

Press 7 and 8 for "Pickle bits SUCKS!".

[BTIsaac]

Actually that joke at 5:16 became somewhat of a running gag in the family for months after we first saw this movie.

[MaverickHunterZero75]

"Hey look! It's DARKHEART!!!"

[MegaGoodoldtimes]

3:16 best face ever

[InflatableKMH]

Yiou're awwesoem, Nostalgia critic, I agree with you %100

[hollowsephiroth]

DARKHEART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!

[kc86er]

I'm guessing pickled beets are like kryptonite for lions

[SuperSteveyLes]

The rapping was retarded, but I did dig the beat though.

[cutecat1818]

The Cheshire cat is my favorite Disney character...... But look! Look what they did him!!!

[12fuzzyrats]

@cutecat1818 he's my fav too. i even have a plushie of him. i died a little inside when i saw the care bears version of him.

[cutecat1818]

@12fuzzyrats i did too :(

[TheFattHatt1943]

3:16

[Guigley]

2:26 Pig power baby! I died laughing when I first saw that.

[paradisecity0406able]

One person likes pickled beets

[tkmazurek]

I love the N.C.'s face @ 4:53

[MrDragonranger]

I think Chuck Jones would look at this movie and said "Oh Boy".

[Ericzhanger]

5:06 You'll be humped on the brodahs?

[skeletonking1234]

AHH AHHHHHHHHH AHHH AHH AAHHHHAH HES DEAD!!!! HES DEAD

[superstarwarsrocks]

Not special?

Well... That doesn't matter. Cause Katy and I are like... (moves arms in a gay way)... Special!

[lightingcobra]

Just seeing clips from this movie makes me want to shoot myself

[SamTheMightyMan]

His face went into super red rage mode once that cat came in

[NesGenesis1]

Wow, 'Climbing a Mountain, In a Goddamn Ball-Gown.' CLASSIC...

[SuperMarkerComicBro]

It's not a jabberwocky...IT'S A JABBERWOCK!

THE POEM IS CALLED 'JABBERWOCKY'!

[HanyouGoddess]

still better than the mario brothers film! XD

[RobotwarsKing]

2:57

"This movie needs to be about 20% cooler"

[ArcKing01]

Insult to intelligence, terrible music and no logic whatsoever. God I hate this...

[artman40]

U rappin'

Cool

Good

Bad

Awful <---

[kuroniro1]

The movie actually wasn't too bad. I liked the princess climbing the mountain part. That was actually pretty cool. The rap at the end ruined everything though.

[gruntora]

Is it just me or, barring this one, the Critic always enjoys the villains in these movies?

[SnoopyVsTheRedBaron]

Fritz the Shit Doggy Dog, the Cheshire Cat, and Grumpy Bear need to make a rap album.

[SuperSteveyLes]

@SnoopyVsTheRedBaron don't say that pal, you might give them ideas.

[MewYuki23]

@SnoopyVsTheRedBaron Plus there's a rapping shark from the sequel of that Titanic movie with the dog-faced octopus.

[wingsofhope2]

@MewYuki23

REALLY? Oh crap, I hope Critic caves in and reviews it. :o

[DragonNexus]

Huh...I was waiting for the "Everyone's special, Dash" clip from Incredibles. Guess it's a good thing his jokes aren't predictable.

[lovemeordie83]

4:52 Your face WINS. AHAHAHA XDDDD

[cwk12782]

It's not over yet... there's still The Care Bears Nutcracker Movie!!!

[WonderWolf13]

@cwk12782 Are you serious?! Jeez, how could they!

[Raiden3651]

@5:22 Thank You Nostalgia Critic.

[imdb88]

Love the Princess and the Pea (or possibly Once Upon a Mattress) reference.

[I0LOVE0AMY0ROSE]

Best Part at 5:20

[hardrockinhere]

He says he's done with cutesy stuff, but it won't be long till he starts on 'My Little Pony'

[ShootingStarNeo]

@hardrockinhere: And when that happens, we must convert him to Brony-ism.

ONE OF US, ONE OF US, ONE OF US...

[crazyviewer109]

@ShootingStarNeo SUCK-IT

[ShopKeeperTriumphs]

I'd love to see the Critic's reaction If he found out there's a direct to TV sequel called "Care Bears The Nutcracker Suite." I used to watch it all the time.

[1MasterchiefX]

Wow not even Ponies could save this movie. Hm must've been a Gen1 pony

[discolives79ify]

Why is "pickled beets" not a meme just for the sheer stupidity?

[Bannar]

Agree with NC: Darkheart > anything in this movie.

[Peenut2k7]

PICKLE BEEF

[Achille12345]

DAAAAARK HEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART!!!!!!!

Did someone said care?!

[musicxisxlife15]

Pickled BEETS?!

[sirmugman]

i'd have not hit the film with a hammer, if it not on DVD then that VHS must be worth a fair amont or will be

[Angeliclily]

4:53 HIS FACE IS WIN. XDDDDDDD

[thishatandyou]

Picked beets? Woahahahah.

[CidTheNinja]

No one tell Doug there was a TV series...

[jp3813]

@CidTheNinja These movies are based on the TV series. He already knows about that.

[CidTheNinja]

@jp3813 Maybe, maybe not.

[jp3813]

@CidTheNinja Why doubt? It was quite popular.

[CidTheNinja]

@jp3813 I mostly doubt it because he made no comment regarding how Tweedledee and Tweedledum look nearly identical to a character from the TV show.

[jp3813]

@CidTheNinja Well, being aware of something and choosing to comment on it are two very different things.

[CidTheNinja]

@jp3813 That doesn't mean it's not less likely that he is aware of the show if he didn't acknowledge it.

[jp3813]

@CidTheNinja He may not know much or care to talk about Justin Bieber, but given the name's popularity, it's more likely that he's aware of the kid's existence. Popularity is the key here, especially if it's nostalgically popular.

[CidTheNinja]

@jp3813 Your really not going to give this up are you? Even after I boiled it down to, "maybe, maybe not", which is as far as this discussion can really amount to. I gave my reasons for thinking one thing you gave your reason for yours. Can we be done with it?

[jp3813]

@CidTheNinja Calm down, dude. We're just talkin' here. If you don't want to continue, you don't have to.

[CidTheNinja]

@jp3813 I'll take this as a good point to leave off at. Good day, sir.

[pumishumi]

press 8 again and again to describle Care Bears

[ventmonster247]

WE ARE FINISHED YYYYEEEEAAAHHH

[kittycraft]

DARK HEART!

[twooffour]

4:39

Mmmm, sweat potato pie,

Mmmm, sweat potato pie :D

[petedog8989]

... Guys. Guys. Guys.

HE NEEDS AN OLD VS NEW WHEN THE CAPTAIN PLANET MOVIE COMES PUT NEXT YEAR.

[RamieTV]

pfft, u think that's bad? I have to fast for 30 days! MAN UP GRUMPY! 

[jordanthewizard]

The Critic needs to give someone else a turn to hammer the shit out of the Carebears, namely me.

[PandolfsParade]

We need a GMod video with TF2 characters that goes to the Hatter's song.

[Firebrdsuite]

@PandolfsParade TF2?