Crazy KIDNAPPING by a man with NO NOSE!!

[DustyGreenLink]

Imagine getting raped by him and jail.. EWWW

[potcheese1]

That man obviously never learned that crime stinks.

[tritanproductions]

Why is this video always on my playlist? THAT'S HOW I KEEP ENDING UP HERE!!!

[deathnoterox566]

VOLDEMORT.

[wrongpingpong]

@deathnoterox566 i was gonna say that but then i looked down

[UncleSamProduction]

Fucking Voldermort always have to create a scene.

[SwagTutorial]

I got your nose..

[MyFaceHole]

*my pants make it look like i have a boner*

[stoper4077]

Nothing says I love you like a kidnapping

[VictoriaYvonne]

Voldemort...

[Falsetruthinlies]

holy shit HARRY ITS SAFE TO COME OUT NOW they got him

[prinscstasneem]

Ites voldamort!

[TheMdc78]

Legitimate travellers with passports are lucky to past the border without getting tazed and beaten for nothing but these guys got across with a woman duct taped up in the back seat, welcome to america

[dizjah]

WTF happens here? pff ahaha

[nintendude24]

Nothing smells fishy here.

[tommyskate147]

all the 3 men are wearing halloween mask

[henchmen999]

So how does he smell?

[MasterComputing]

@henchmen999 He must not....

[maranrolta]

@henchmen999 Awful

[henchmen999]

@maranrolta THANK YOU!!!!

[LisetteAsays]

why is she still with him?..

[wizardjokes]

this wouldn't make a good movie at all.

[ZeroPath5]

I think it's all funplay too to take me from my house and drive me to Mexico...

...but it's all funplay until someone loses a nose....

[GoGadgetHookerClean]

looks like they were tweaking at the last interview...

[saaaaataychicken]

uh oh...i'm almost at the weird part of youtube...

[teppie3000]

Freaks!!!

[dbwhitley1]

Can he smell?

[USMCgrl1904]

Freaking Inland Empire tweaker trash.

[WeAreFs]

Lmfao NO NOSE! xDDDDDD

[ireplaced]

voldemort kidnapes people now XD

[CBlasingame86]

Prison is a baaaaaad place to get face fucked lol!

[BHMCorrupt]

Lord Voldemort

[SlumberCloud]

this is fake people

[racheloveck]

What do you wanna bet that stupid bitch was shacking up with another abuser the next week?

[meatw4d]

Am I the only one that noticed this bitch playing with her teeth? She is coked outta her MIND.

That's probably how her friend lost his nose. His... "portal" (we'll call it a portal) was extremely red as well. Probably from putting dirty money in it. Horrible visual, I know.

[SuperBethsy]

LORD VOLDERMORT IS REAL!!! I'M SORRY LORD THAT I MADE FUN OF YOU,LORD! :)

[kostman23]

well at least nonose wont be able to smell the shit when he gets raped in prison lol

[jvoz613]

nonose? sounds like a dick tracy villain

[ilovesarah66]

Im surprised he wasn't still trying to kidnap her in FRONT of then ice news people

[password8866]

She cross the borders back to america that's how she got backed

[frogjezz]

Voldemort? Is that you?

haha for such a "good" country, America has the biggest fuck ups.

[temps105]

How did she get home?

[shadowC10ne]

They wanted her nose!

[crzy2u]

HaHa! got your nose! :D

[MikeHuntagape]

How did he smell?

[reyswangz]

that was a very bad paint job

[camjammel]

it was actually a sexual fantasy

[TheElectricRainbows]

Got your nose!

[ThrowDownArtists]

trailer trash

[klothosakajupe]

This guy is a fucking classic. Reporter asks him, "Did you kidnap her?" and he pauses and replys with 'Ya ever have a domestic dispute?". CLASSIC!

[MrFtW2468]

No Michael Jackson jokes? Odd.

[TheAhunter24]

NAME:BUTTHOLE FACE FAGGET

[The805rider]

hahahaha Funny some ADULT FUN with MR. NO NOSEE LOL...

[FrozenHelium]

why do they call him 'No Nose'?

[VvvVmeadowVvvV]

@FrozenHelium who knows why they call him no nose?????

[sexygirlkissmekissim]

me



[al3699]

@FrozenHelium in prison he's known as 'fuck nose'

[nam133]

@FrozenHelium no one nose... ohhh i see what you did

[XxDrD34THxX]

LOL Lake Elsinore is by me

[Revelation2ten]

I think there's some drug use involved here.... What do yall think? NO NOSE??? WTF

[banjosandwashboards]

@Revelation2ten Looks like an injury from a Meth lab. Maybe?

[mrbluenun]

This is a total load of bullshit!

But advice to "No Nose",… Wear a mask!

[lbfam1356]

So WTF Happens When he Sneezes ???

[OfficialHaizeMusic]

@lbfam1356 LOL that actually mae me laugh omg lol

[DickHead69able]

@lbfam1356 it cums out his dick hole

[xkellyxx95]

"No Nose" LMAO

[toddmastria1]

fuck the kidnapping, I wanna know about the guy with no nose!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[XDriftingkingx]

Nice green lightsabre...

[EmmyandGary]

voldemort?

[MrWhitey101]

I smell something fishy! (woops...sorry no nose)

[Xistanceowner]

i looked up man with no tongue and rick astleys never gonna give you up and THIS came up..WTF!?

[beebnmeem]

scariest guy evar!!!! If he cornered me in an alley I would FRRRRRRREEEEEEAAAAAAAK , let alone have him tie me up!!!! JEZUS! :O

[JMarchOHare]

No Nose Gardner would make a terrific Dick Tracey character. He could hang out with Pruneface and Flattop.

[SanDiegoStudent]

Adult fun? Sounds like a psychopath.

[milami2011ty]

straaaange! lol

[doomvitus88]

its rocky denis's brother hahahaha

[Egirl01]

lmao he looks like a clown

[banjosandwashboards]

''No Nose'' Gardener. I wonder how long it took them to come up with that nice name?. That woman is as crazy as a box of frogs if she going to get back with him.

[TheQueHegan]

Victim: Oh my god! I was kidnapped!! *sobs*

Police: Okay, easy there, your safe now. Can you tell us who kidnapped you? Was it anybody you knew?

Victim: No! I never saw him before. Ever.

Police: Okay....could you tell us something about his appearence?

Victim: Uh...sure...long brown hair, big forehead, green shirt....

Police: Anything else? Thats a rather plain description.

Victim: ......he had no nose.

Police: Oh, its No-Nose Joe.

[MrHaiHaiBai]

Voldemort :3

[Americastar90]

This is the first time i've ever seen them interview a kidnapper and the person who was supposed kidnapped. they even showed her face!! wtf? i think this is just fake or something

[S0CKM0NK3YxD]

oh great. i'm on the weird side of youtube again.

[OZsunshark]

Q" How does no-nose Gardner smell? A: Bloody terrible ! LOL (sorry, pretty corney...)

[WhiTExKnEEgroW]

Can you even imagine how may people are gonna rape his nose cavity in jail?

[amandarc91]

"did you kidnap her?" "...........ya ever had a domestic dispute..we were having adult fun" hahaha

[MegaOtakugurl]

Why in the fuck did she wear a towel on tv?

LOL

[Lolitakira]

@MegaOtakugurl I think they striped her down and raped her

[MegaOtakugurl]

@Lolitakira

Thats no excuse. You just got raped you wouldn't be on tv you'd be in the hospital or making a police report or something.

[Lolitakira]

@MegaOtakugurl oh, i thought you said why she's in her towel...and i reply "i think they striped her down and raped her" but yeah I agree she should told the authority..or maybe she did and they probably didn't take her serioud cause she smell of alcohol and naked.

[siannarino]

MAME CAN YOU DESCRIBE YOUR ABDUCTORS? YES, HE HAS TWO EARS,TWO EYES AND ONE MOUTH. ANYTHING ELSE YOU CAN THINK OF?? NOT REALLY... OH YES THEIR MAYBE ONE MORE THING??

[MrCommonsense123]

Relax lady, atleast he didnt take you to colorado to see the rockies lose the world series.

[DolittleMccoy]

The guy with the missing nose looks like he had a second @sshole on his face, lol

[heyitsthatcooolguy]

No nose Gardner... why do they call em that?

[Orlevikings11]

this is how rednecks are made

[TylerBeRippin]

both of those people are retarted

"oh it was fun, good old fassion adult fun" she was bound and driven to mexico

"i went back to get back all my stuff" he could've done it again

like wtf?

[InvaderChrissy]

The top two comments have me ROFL

[Alex2149]

skip to 1:03 for Voldemort

[JakeyRofl]

LOL NICE NOSE

[missmuggledetector]

......How does...He breathe? .........o_O

[LIVINGONTHEDOLE]

@missmuggledetector

through his mouth i'd imagine ;-)

[DarthBarkerSithLord]

IT'S DECOY OCTOPUS!

[alphaanimator]

WTF? That shit is right out of a comic book!

[paleface8]

got to love that happy ending, pychos

[djgoat121]

must have not been to hard to get a description of that guy

[lilops88]

no nosed fuck

[PhantomLyric]

Notice how they don't seem to be taking it very seriously.... Women who have their lives threatened by their husbands how their reports downplayed. The fact that she seems to be on drugs or a french fry short of a happy meal makes matters worse. He was asked point blank if he had done it... it almost sounded like the reproter had doubts when he asked. It was almost like the man could have said, "No! She's crazy..." and people would have been like, "Heh... we knew she was making it up..."

[ewmegoolies]

butthole on your face... dude, do NOT go to prison.

[mario1136]

@ewmegoolies Oh god, that's gotta hurt

[MasterYoda59]

@ewmegoolies hahahahah thats great. got me laughing

[muffmaster71]

Hey, No-Nose......that was a no-no!

[easyrider788]

If you get a mugshot without a nose, you're screwed for life.

[herb420ful]

she a crack head, bet its a media set up for some dolla

[igracem11]

got ur nose

[gizzod678]

word of quaigmire do you ever get freaky with that hole



[beatitkidnow]

That was....Bizaare! Pretty much the weirdest thing I've ever seen on the news... And the mug shot? Please tell me it was a fake!

[TheGoldenSonic98]

lol voldemort

[Sorrelmail]

"Adult fun"

I'm an adult, and that is NOT my definition of fun.

[MrSouthphillyitalian]

no mouth either

[mybffsaremylife]

oh my god, when i read the title, i thought voldemort was alive!

[ChosenWarrior11]

i dont think he smells what The Rock is cooking

[tkallnight]

Did you kid-nap her? ..say"yes"

[minylokz]

he who shall not be named!!!

[Nvidiamaster123]

i got your nose..come and kidnap me motherfucker! ill let my 12-gauge blow whatever is left of your face

[guitarraplayer12]

if this was a prank this would be pretty damn funny. but its not

[hurricanebros]

crazy meth addicts

[Zeemas]

..hey, how about Brad Pitt's premiere?

[fredsassy5]

was it Michael Jackson's ghost lol

[MrKafrizzle]

pause at 0:50 and look at the blue lol

[rebelnomo]

@MrKafrizzle Yea, that's fuckin hilarious. It's so funny that blue represents water on a map. I wish parents of retarded children wouldn't let them post stupid comments on youtube, but it's a free country.

[AGZnation]

@rebelnomo he was implying that it looked like a penis you fucking retard. maybe your parents shouldn't let you comment unless you have enough common sense to understand what people are talking about. ass hat

[rebelnomo]

@AGZnation Hey bitch, if I wanted any lip from you i'd just peel it off my zipper. I don't give a fuck what the dude was talkin about, it wasn't fucking funny to me.

[AGZnation]

@rebelnomo Problem? you unhumerous faggot.

[SCIFIguy64]

Hide yo children, hide yo wife and hide yo husbands coz Voldys snatchin everyone out there.

[reddfoxx18]

I'm sure it wouldn't b too hard to find no nose gardner

[Portal2Rulez]

My sister said "Voldemort." after I told her the title of this video. I look at the top comment and see "Who else thought of Voldemort??" :D

[SUPERBRO9]

When no nose got to prison he had a bad time cuz he has a extra hole XD

[yodster70]

@SUPERBRO9 haha youre right

[DarkspearGaming]

His dad never gave him his nose back.

[hardyfan415]

if i kidnapped by both of them i would laugh my ass off to no nose

[TheMidwestbear]

what the fucking hell is going on here?

[EdwardDoraemon]

LOL. If No Nose escapes, he should hide amongst the kids of South Park. After all, the kids of South Park have no noses.

[urbuoymatt21]

Lmao, America!!!!

[BIRDANGAL]

how do no nose BRITHE?

[ihatemydeath]

@BIRDANGAL He breathes through that hole between his eyes. You can see it at 1:01.

[zinger1500]

The Dark Lord has returned!!!

[Zeanu]

Convenient glory hole.

[ECMartinezTV]

Thumbs up if you don't have a nose

[Mrlolguys123]

uh i found the real mr.potato head

[ColoradoKing26]

lol this a joke?

[BEERxxPiRATE]

GOD DAMN, HE REALLY DOESN'T HAVE A NOSE

=D

FUGLY MOFO!

[TheRecoilHaHa]

No nose huh? Well looks like his mouth got cut a little short too.... WTF :o

[pornoslut]

@TheRecoilHaHa hahahahahahahahahaha =)

[magicmike323]

I wonder how he got that nickname.

[desdepuertorico]

BRING THAT MOTHER FUCKER TO THE PRISIONS IN Puerto Rico

[skillz139]

i think u would have to rape people if you didnt have a nose

[STVENOM]

fuck that would get annoying havingno nose lol yeah the people at prison will either be raping his nose hole or taking turns pissing in it lol

[FrobblOo]

this has to be a joke lol

[graverobber35]

who in the hall would want to kidnap that woman? L = o = L And I'll bet the cops did not have much trouble locating Mr. No-Nose , for questioning.. haha

[alkalinetrio773]

AND on top of that ive met robert mcabe considering hes my friends uncle

[alkalinetrio773]

and actually rob mcabe is my best friends uncle no joke

[alkalinetrio773]

i live in lake elsinore im creeped.....

[dave474c]

maybe "no nose" is actually part dolphin... and part fuckwit

[Mercaification]

Why do they call him no nose? I don't get it.

[THATGUYROKSUX3]

you can tell the reporter has a hard time keeping a straight face and his composer

[TheSweaterKid]

I got your nose.

[GoldenStar98]

@TheSweaterKid u just earned a subscriber

[TheAndrewj96]

@TheSweaterKid LOL

[policechaser]

@TheSweaterKid  And you NEVER gave it back! :-)

[8ballsix27]

Soooo, why are they standing next to each other?

[popazz1]

Kind of looks like they deserve each other! How can anyone take these two seriously? I mean,they're acting like they've just had a minor tiff rather than one of them standing accused of kidnapping!

[Treetop64]

What a bunch of trashed out morons...

[Gyyrh]

So what you're trying to tell me, Greg, that Michael Jackson plumped up, took off one of many fake noses, and went and kidnapped a dyke with two of his mates? Haha nahhh, respect for the king of pop man, luv ya, MJ. RIP

[Z3RoAnT1]

There once was a farmer who had no nose, he always what his ass smelled like, he asked his monkey "how does my ass smell¿" And the monkey replied "go fuck yourself" so he went to a womand and kidnapped her, raped and spanked but he just said "its adult fun, you wont understand¡"

[Zclub1997]

Adult Fun is kidnapping your girlfriend/boyfriend.....OK i get it :D

[Zclub1997]

Adult Fun is kidnapping your girlfriend.....OK i get it :D