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  • I've been listening to 1:00 to 8:00 for like the longest time just it's so fucking funny.

  • SHIRT! HE'S WEARING A SHIRT!!! haha. still funny.

  • I was eating a pretzel while watching this and I didn't even hear a word you said... Replay.

  • I love your hat!

  • you should make a video about muffins. :D

  • 31 people love justin bieber :P

  • @ALLTHEAID by the way I'm an honor student :P women are just as great as men are. Today, this is what my youth pasture said " god created man. Then god said 'I can do better!' so he created women"

  • @ALLTHEAID I really think that you should stop all this immature fighting I mean really it's pointless. Plus, I feel that the world needs more masculine women. Look where men have gotten us in the past! Oil spills, bad economies, that one prop against gay marriages! ( sorry forgot what it was called) the last thing we need is another man to come in and ruin it more. So I'm glad that girls are stepping up and showing all you that we are more than just house wives, or your reproductive tools (I l

  • MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MILKSHAKE BRING ALL DA BOYS TO DA YARD

  • Heyy , I Have Seen ALL Your Videos ! And I Was Wobdering Ig You Can Do. A Video On How To Be. A Hoe ..

    Tee - Hee

  • spam 2 lol sidic weed

  • Danny, please oh please disable comments? :c

  • @ALLTHEAID

    fifth time, this time try to read it. Its not too hard even with half a brain. GOODBYE AND GO DIE! I'll say it again just in case you missed it. GOODBYE YOU SEXIST FUCKTARD!

  • Fifth time, try readingbit this time. Its not too hard even if you have half a brain. GOODBYE AND GO DIE! I'll say it again in case you missed it. GOODBYE!

  • @ALLTHEAID

    too difficult for you maybe but to me its as easy as breathing. All the girls in my class know much more then the (if you can even call the human) men. All music does today is talk about how MEN kill police and other MEN so yeah your idea will do nothing but prove that men are idiotic pigs that kill each other because like you they have nothing better to do with there lives then say things to people that if they said it to their face they would get a foot up their ass. So for the

  • u were a sac on ur head

  • @ALLTHEAID

    Instead of studying useless music go back to school to learn social skills cause its obvious that you were ignored by everyone including your mother so now I will put this in capital letters so you can read it this time. GOODBYE AND GO DIE! Incase you don't know what goodbye means it means stop talking to me and go get a life.

  • @Vegetaismybabydaddy i don't think a woman like u can handle such a rational, scientific field. that realm's for men. ironically, musicology is a degree better suited for a woman. however, i have done far superior in my studies than all the women in my graduating class, and i feel i can make a difference in this country by promoting studies in how music can help men regain their masculinity and thrones while putting women into their proper places. give up ur genetics degree; too difficult.

  • @ALLTHEAID

    im going to college for a degree in genetics which will get me many jobs in science while your stupid degree will get you as far as teaching special ed kids how to sing twinkle twinkle little star. Im also going to study diseases so I can help with the fight for cancer and other life threatening diseases. So while im helping people you'll be teaching useless songs to kids that don't give a shit. Also you must be retarded because you think everything someone says is backwards so

  • @ALLTHEAID

    if we're not in class don't bring up your retarded musicology which sounds just as usefull as mixology which is just being a bartender in case you didn't know dip shit. And also just go away phsyco freak and go get the therapy you need to get rid of your issues. Nobody here cares about your problems with women and hyper active guys. So again for the third time lets see if you get it this time dumbass. It must be hard for you to read since you can't spell YOUR. GOODBYE AND GO DIE!

  • @Vegetaismybabydaddy when women say they're done arguing, they really mean they want more, so i'm not finished until I SAY IT IS SO. i happen to be a well adjusted, conservative minded citizen of the us who is disgusted with the decay evident in today's hippy ass, liberal, leftist propaganda-ridden society. my degree will get me far, while u may end up as a stay at home mother (which is the proper place for all women, so thus u should be happy with that position). silly little girl.

  • @ALLTHEAID

    that way the worst comment you see (which won't even be directed directly at you) is "who could possibly dislike this?" Instead of starting shit with everyone who does like him. And I have nothing to fess up to but you need to get help with what ever issues you have with women and hyper active people.

  • @Vegetaismybabydaddy again, ur assuming. i now am aware that u have never heard the acrimonious term "feminazi" before. it's used to describe feminists who are more extreme in their temperament than those from the usual bunch (feminism is ALL bullshit though beyond any reasonable doubt) and insist on spreading their bullshit lies through every medium imaginable. oh, and of course here u go with ur totalitarian spelling ideologies. this is YOUTUBE. we are not in class right now. understand?

  • @ALLTHEAID

    Now you're saying women are nazis? What you think the holocaust was funny? Sick bastard. All guys gave dicks unless they were born without one due to birth defects or having some medical problem causing them to lose it. Plus if you're so smart you can spell contradictions but you can't spell the word YOU? it's spelled Y.O.U. So lets see if you get it this time. GOODBYE! AND GO DIE!

    P.S. If you dont like this guy just press "dislike" then go away.

  • @Vegetaismybabydaddy men are becoming weaker and weaker by the minute, hour, day, week, and year. they are becoming more docile and submissive beyond the point of extremity. they are becoming ever increasingly feminine and giving in to the natural societal role of the female. in turn, women become masculine to fill the void. see what's wrong with this picture? this country is going down the tubes due to this reversal of the natural order, as well as the world. real men are becoming extinct.

  • @ALLTHEAID

    P.S. This is to help out Guppyandkimchee

    Men are not the masters of the world dip shit.en and women are all equal so get out the dark ages. It's called the 21st century. It may be scary to a dork like you who stays inside, living in his parents basement, playing retarded make-believe games about saving desperate princesses, doing retarded magic, and playing with yourself when reading stupid spider man comics. But i'm sure your mommy will hold your hand. So kindly go die. Goodbye.

  • @Vegetaismybabydaddy u really like to assume don't u, especially when your opposition makes valid, logical points that contradict your sad, leftist, sugary world views lol. most women today do (and feminized men who have lost their dicks to femninazis). in actuality, i'm a musicology graduate who is in the process of earning his phd, while ur likely a sheltered, frail little girl living in some liberal ass hippy town. leftist men have no dicks. u don't want them now, do u? fess up.

  • @Vegetaismybabydaddy lol(: I think every one plays with them self! It's nature.

  • @ALLTHEAID

    you have serious problems dude.You're one of those phsyco retards that got dumped by a whore who said the loved you but then left you for that quiet emo guy you hate.So you try to stay quiet and act like you know what girls like when you're just as weird as this guy but you dont want to admit it cause you're a hopeless romantic, little, cry baby bitch who cant get over a whore cause she aaid she loved you once.Well boo fucking hoo."Come on.Fess up" -_- Go get some therapy freak show!

  • @ALLTHEAID

    Guys that are quiet are boring like you so if you don't like it go away and don't leave mean comments. Also a girl in her period would have this much fun. all they would do is cry, bitch about stuff nobody cares about, and eat alot of food that's bad for you. How I know? One I am a girl. Two I live with my mom and sisters. Three it's the same for every girl.

  • @Vegetaismybabydaddy i know you're lying. i bet u know that deep down you'd much rather be with a guy that is calm, rational, in control, and speaks very little. women like to play games and say they dig some kinds of dudes when in fact they mean the opposite. just fess up and tell the truth. u need a strong man. a real man. a big man. a calm man. a stoic man. a man that takes control and is hard as a rock. come now. just fess up.

  • and this dude calls himself a man? god damn. i thought i had seen it all. he's too fucking expressive. men should be stoic, reserved, quiet. this queer acts like a woman going through her fucking period. seriously, what is this country coming to? where have all the real men gone?

  • @ALLTHEAID shut up this guy is awesome!! He probably has thousands of fans. So go suck a dick cause im pretty sure danny dont care if you dont like him. BIG WOOP!

  • @Guppyandkimchee lol. sounds like someone has a case of gender confusion. so in other words, u think it's okay for men to usurp their duties as the rational of the two sexes, as the masters of the world, as the pillars and columns of society? i see. also, sucking a dick for me would be an impossible activity to engage in, seeing i am not gay. i do, however, suck massive amounts of PUSSY. and u? if ur a man, i pity u.

  • @ALLTHEAID Uhmm.. idk what that meant..so you can probably call me stupid idc,,but as much as i do know "guppy" doesnt really sound like a guy. So I'm a girl& my name is elizabeth. which suck a dick..doesnt mean literally,,and i dont need to know what "pussy" you get so yeah.

  • @Guppyandkimchee they call u the "silly sex" for a damn good reason, as made very evident here.

  • @ALLTHEAID silly sex?

  • @Guppyandkimchee yea. women are generally known as the silly sex due to their highly irrational and unfocused mindsets. like u.

  • Fred didn't send me here!!!!

  • I DON'T CARE IF YOUR A MORMON. FUCKING YOUTUBE ADS, MAN!

  • It may possibly cause deth

    *hat flip*

    Possibly.

  • I thought a misletoe was a replacement of your toe that could launch missiles...

  • I was watching this with headphones on and right after he said that Justin Beiber has mistletoe on his belt my head phones partially got unplugged and the video became silent. I though that it was part of the video that he was bleeping out to be funny... I was laughing until I realized he wasn't supposed to be silent...

  • Christmas bitch, Not your birthday!

  • fred sent me here

  • who's fred?

  • @jasminutza WHAT! U........U DONT KNOW WHO FRED IS?

  • i love all of the different voices he makes! just me? nope didnt think so,c'mon you know you love them ;)

  • press 6...

  • what the fuck has this video to do with that faggot "fred"?

  • @MrsJennaBieber100 he needs to grow up

  • you sounded like the dog on up... :D <3

  • i love the hat...

  • is it true that you kiss better when you eat misletoe

  • Danny funny at 0:04

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  • There arent many people, i see as one of my own.. But you Danny.. you are like me.. one of a many few.. that are like me..

  • do another video reviewing the video of a pop song!

  • So what you're saying is that i should eat mistletoe....

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  • it's christmas bitch not your birthday, stop asking me to do things for you!

  • Great one D... :)

  • soo u didnt give out your picture

  • lol the milkshake bit made me LMAO XD

  • Your hat reminded me of a ballsack.. but that's just perverted old me

  • Do a sience-week video! :D

  • Hey Danny, myb you could do a video about smiley faces btw love all your videos

  • I was expecting to hear that a missletoe was a missile in the shape of a toe that shoots up the ass of a mofo

  • I wouldn't mind kissing Danny under the mistletoe haha.

  • haha lol

    lol 

  • .................

  • Pause at :38 invisible dick!

  • I am very much excite.. Hahahahahaha

  • LMFAOO !!! THis dickkk aint gonna sukkk itself !!! PRICELESS !!

  • Thumbs up if you've been fucking around for ages looking for Fred's comment -_-'

  • @GlitteryUnicornPoop youtube needs to make it easier to find peoples comments

  • @GlitteryUnicornPoop fred? like the annoying one?

  • @GlitteryUnicornPoop Click 'see all' and ctrl + f then type Fred and bam :)

  • @GlitteryUnicornPoop Oh btw he said first dislike

  • you better get a decent doller for this adertisement shit at the start

  • where do you get all those hats LOL

  • MY MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE BOIS 2 THE YARD AN IM LIKE ITZ BETTR THEN URS AN IM LI

  • i want that hat!!! D: WHERE DID U GET IT!!! AND HOW MUCH WAS IT....(cuz i will pay $1.00 4 it! xD0

  • Dude.... you rock!

  • 1:36

  • Fred is so fucking gay, and I can't believe how much people said "Fred!" in the comments. It amazes me how much people stock him.

  • WHAT THE FUCK DID FRED COMMENT???!?!?!?

  • Do a video about words that sound funny :D

  • hahahahaaha you are so funny i love this singing between everything...

  • your awesome Danny i found you on youtube by accident but I'm glad i did

  • Dannay Goof Face! (my chosen nickname for you at this very moment, bear it with pride) So, I just found out that a good friend of mine is losing his home, can you please do a show about things we can do to get through hard times!? It would mean a lot to him and i, since i just introduced him to your lovely hilariousness a few days ago.

    much love and MUA! (that was a kiss on zee cheek)

    BYYYYyyyyYYYEE!

  • Hey Danny,

    Would you please do a show about acne and pimples for my birthday?

    - eightdaysaweekable

  • danny.. i got you like 100 new subscribers... i was obsessed with you.. now it tires me to watch ur videos. bye danny.

  • why dos ur hat look like its hiding a penis

  • Hey Danny, you are the kind of man that makes men like other men, instead if women. Will you please do a report on how to have sex with girls without getting to serious? I need to know this!!

  • Aaeeyyyy! Danny do a video on Sean Connery.. Why? cause your Danny and you can do anything on the interweb :L (To be read in your voice, you know the one :L)

    Craig ;)

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  • Your hat makes me want to eat mistletoe. I decided to eat apples instead...less foaming at the mouf

  • is he gonna keep doing this when he's 70 years old?

  • cant stop watching ya

  • :'O

    Fred was here!

  • he's wearing a shirt:ooo

  • You should make a video about the new year celebration and the beliefs behind it!! I've always watched your show and think it is awesome!!! :)

  • "Wasn't your hat on the other side?"

    "What hat?"

    *Igor face*

  • Can you do a video about anime pleeeez?!?

  • @TheHgghhh lol I agree and so does the man in the mask xD

  • this is stupid!

  • Dear Danny, do a video on why chinese people hate dolphins and whales.

    Sincerely, lemon drop.

  • Fred brought me here

  • Hey John....make a video about "fingering"

  • Danny you should do a video on what guys see in girls!!!!! plz!!! :) ily

  • Thumbs Up If Fred Brought You Here

  • U PICKU MATRENU!!!

    

  • Fred brought me here

  • @megaaran1 And now you're saved. You'll never have to go back to such poor entertainment as this "Fred" produces. Welcome - we wish you a nice stay.

  • nice hat

  • Dear Danny olive ur videos please do a video about sisters and brothers plus baby's thank you depressed and sad, tried iloveuguys11

  • i like your hat.

  • Danny, please do a video on what causes eyefloaters, the little squiggly lines in your eyes. I think you would explain it best :)

  • hey you should do a video on soccer & y it's important to the world

  • osiris shoes are gay!

    

  • :O i very deeply advise u to do a video about what u think about justin timberlake. :3 im juss wondering what u think about him :3 plz do a video about it i luvs ya <3

  • OO i think you should do a video about Doctor Steel.... just sayin

  • so danny, what topics have you NOT talked about yet? i love you and i'm proud to be a lemondrop <3

  • A good idea for a video would be about the origins of Santa. That whole story seems fishy...in a really, really bad way.

  • More LESSONS

    

  • ugh justin bieber jokes are so stupid -_- and not funny at all -_-

  • Can you make a vidieo about how songs get stuck in ur head?

  • luv you little lemon drop! :P end can you make a video on what i can get my crush Valentine's day.. i don't wanna get somethin fancy remember im not a 40 year old woman! lol no offence 4 any out there! :)

  • I love you:) can we get married

  • I laughed every time he flipped his hat to the other side.

  • No, Fred didn't send me here 'cause I'm not a faggot and I subscribed to danny when he wasn't popular.

    That's right, I'm a fucking hipster.

  • you will be a great lawyer man

  • whats up with his hat

  • FRED!!!!!!

  • I WANT ONE OF THOSE HATS!

  • do a vid about guns and war

  • Different camera now i use?

  • Bustin Jieber Video .... use ALL the JB Jokes !!

  • FRED COMMENTED!!!!!!!!

  • @IzalovesU Oh no!!! What did he say? i bet it was unimportant o.o

  • @IzalovesU Where is fred's comment?

  • @tigerthumb that is the greatest thing you have probly ever thought of... danny you have to do that please please please please please please please please please please thx :)

  • Les Mis refs <3

  • I do think there's a 'squatch in these woods.

  • WAIT...back it up a bit..Justin Beiber is a guy??

  • WHO THE FUCK IS GONNA SUCK JUSTIN BIEBER'S DICK? THERE ISN'T ANYTHING THERE! IT'S LIK THE GRAPE IN A BATCH OF GRAPES THAT NEVER GOT TO BE A GRAPE. ALL SHRIVELLED UP & DEAD!

  • @SOSImAwesome so its a raisin hahaha

  • why would fred add this to his playlist

  • dont u dare say anything anything about my baby justin bieber

  • Danny make a video about Serbian customs about Christmas and other holidays! i think that should be very funny! thumbs so he can read this, please! :D

  • Danny how come you speak Serbian?

  • Lovin ze HAT :D

  • U funny

  • Sounds like misletoe is somewhat like poisen ivey.

  • Pause at : 28 EPIC FACE :D

  • FRED!

  • thumbs up if fred brought u here

  • @Bilenutube when did fred mention this?

  • darnit...

    i knew it was going to be great from the start!

    HAHAHHA ^.^

    Best news ever! <3 :3

  • you should wear that hat more often, hun! =D

  • @lomolvr4ever me too